17 Apr 01 - 07:36 PM (#442948) Subject: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: GUEST,Nancy I know there's a link somewhere here but I couldn't find it! Anyway, husband is turning 50 and I need some humorous bawdy songs for women to sing about men. Any suggestions or links greatly appreciated:) Cheers, Nancy |
17 Apr 01 - 07:43 PM (#442954) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: GUEST,Bruce O. "Trap; or the young lass", (broadside title, see the broadside ballad index on my website for copy location), later called "My thing is my own". |
17 Apr 01 - 07:45 PM (#442957) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: GUEST,Bruce O. It's in DT file THINGOWN. |
17 Apr 01 - 07:47 PM (#442958) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: Mr Red "Nine Times a Night" Then there is the Paul Ryan (UK) song about the Devil and a Widow, can't remember the title but the general gist is "100 times a night" |
17 Apr 01 - 07:52 PM (#442962) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: GUEST,Bruce O. You can find early copies of "Nine times a night" on the Bodley Ballads website. Use Browse (title) on '9 times'. |
17 Apr 01 - 08:00 PM (#442970) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: Helen John Anderson My Jo, as sung by the Scottish harp duo called Sileas, i.e. Patsy Seddon and Mary McMaster. They have lots of raucous songs on their albums (I have Beating Harps and Delighted with Harps) - a real treat for women to hear the female perspective on raunchiness. It's a treat, too, to hear harpers who don't just play "pretty" music, although it's hard to find album reviewers who see it that way. Harp music seems to disconnect people's analytical powers somehow so that the fact that it is harp music disconnects from the fact that they are singing raunchy women's lyrics. Sorry for my bemused rambling. Helen
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17 Apr 01 - 08:17 PM (#442989) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: lady penelope One of my favourites is a shanty by Capriole The Feminist Sea Shanty - Hurrah For Toy Boys! Another oneof theirs is their version of "sixteen tons" "Sixteen Stone" I've only got them on tape and I don't know if they're all that available ( in England that is ). Drop me a message if you'd like a copy. TTFN M'Lady P. |
17 Apr 01 - 08:23 PM (#443001) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: GUEST,Bruce O. "John Anderson, my Jo"- the 5 verse version of 1744, and the 6 verse one of 1768 are in the Scarce Songs 2 file on my website, where you'll also find 3 copies of the tune that are older than any text. www.erols.com/olsonw I mean the original one, of course, not Robert Burns recast version. |
17 Apr 01 - 09:38 PM (#443072) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: GUEST,Timbrel Maids, When You;re Young, Never Wed an Old Man |
17 Apr 01 - 09:57 PM (#443077) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: alison cucumbers are better than men slainte alison |
17 Apr 01 - 10:03 PM (#443080) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: Bert Search for @BAWDY. Men like them ALL. |
17 Apr 01 - 10:17 PM (#443088) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: Chicken Charlie Nancy-- May I suggest looking thru Elizabethan material?? Bawdy songs haven't been the same since Bess died. Somewhere I have a tape of "My Thing is My Own," for example, which is sung by a young woman besieged by a whole series of men in ways she describes in terms of their professions, e.g. "A master of music came with the intent/ To give me a lesson on my instrument," etc. I will try to dig up discography on that, but try the title on DT and wherever else you know to search titles. Chicken Charlie |
17 Apr 01 - 11:06 PM (#443118) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: mousethief "My husband has no courage in him" -- this was on an album (later CD) by Maddy Prior and June Tabor. Alex
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17 Apr 01 - 11:06 PM (#443119) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: GUEST,Bruce O. I've already pointed out "Trap; or the young lass/ My thing is my own", which is much latter than Elizabethan (Charles II's time). Almost all bawdy Elizabeth songs known are in the Scarce Songs 1 file on my website. [Maulken was a country maid/ Carman's Whistle/ Watkin's Ale/ Nash's Dildoe, and a few not known to have ever been printed. See also the long history of "Dabbling in the dew makes mikmaids fair" there. "Friar and Nun" is pre-Elizabethan, as are those in Robbins' and 2 other collections of 14th and 15 century secular lyrics). Also pre-Elizabethan is "Kitt hath lost her key" and other songs in 'Bassus', 1530 (Collier's forged version of "Kitt" is 1846-8] www.erols.com/olsonw |
17 Apr 01 - 11:30 PM (#443131) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: GUEST,Bruce O. I've refreshed the old "Serving girl's holiday" thread for you to look at. |
17 Apr 01 - 11:58 PM (#443147) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: artbrooks There is a great one about a wife sewing her husband up in a sheet and then bashing him with a skillet for good and sufficient reasons, but I can't recall the name of it. |
18 Apr 01 - 01:33 AM (#443200) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: GUEST,Bruce O. There are a lot of dometic strife ballads, but they aren't usually very bawdy. See "The Cobbler of Colchester" (Elizaethan) in the Collier's Forgeries file on my website (he didn't forge all of it and I've all that's in the original). "Dick German the Cobler" (on Bodley Ballads website it's "Dick Darling the Cobler") [cobbler and cobler spellings seem to be about equal]. They often hinge on the husand's excessive drinking habits (little time at home and no money left for family necessities).
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18 Apr 01 - 02:29 AM (#443213) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: roopoo Hands up all those who have seen Mrs Duck sing "The Old Maid in the Garret", carrot in hand! Brings tears to men's eyes and a smile to the face of us women!! Andrea |
18 Apr 01 - 02:57 AM (#443224) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: MARINER There is an album called "Songs of Love, Lust and Loose Living" by , if memory serves me well, Tony Britton and Isla Cameron which should fit the picture. It came out in the 60s and surely must have been re-issues on C.D. by now.There are some crackers on that. |
18 Apr 01 - 05:18 AM (#443245) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: KingBrilliant Firelock Stile (its in the database). Its a cautionary tale about a young lad who gets lured into the woods by a lady of questionable morals - and ends up catching a dose of something nasty. Hamm & I sang it a while back - and were quizzed afterwards about 'what was that word in the second verse?'..... Also - Seven drunken nights? That's a good one. Its sung from the male perspective - but the woman is obviously coming out on top, so to speak! Kris |
18 Apr 01 - 07:56 AM (#443307) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: The Shambles I'm Respectable Now. In The Mudcat Songbook. |
18 Apr 01 - 11:02 AM (#443409) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: pattyClink How bawdy? If you want pretty, naughty, with a great group chorus, try 'Morning Glory' (change a few "I"s to "He"s and you're good to go If you want truly disgustingly vulgar, I will yield the floor to those who know more about that sort of thing. |
18 Apr 01 - 11:07 AM (#443410) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: LR Mole You couldn't get me into this thread with a gun. Except for saying what I just said. |
18 Apr 01 - 11:17 AM (#443417) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: dick greenhaus Oddly enough in Southern Appalachia, Scotland and Ireland at least (and I suspect in the rest of the English-speaking workd), women were traditionally the repository for bawdy songs.And sang them with great gusto! " if all the young ladies were singing this song It would be twice as dirty and ten times as long......." |
18 Apr 01 - 11:33 AM (#443430) Subject: Lyr/Chords Add: MALE BONDING SONG From: Charley Noble I's really like to see the words posted for The Feminist Sea Shanty - Hurrah For Toy Boys! As for my contribution there's The Male Bonding Song, lost somewhere admist recent threads which runs: MALE BONDING SONG (Words & Music by Bill Gallaher © 1995 From The Last Battle CD BGM 1002) Yes, every weekend we all meet deep in the forest, Where we beat our drums and fashion spears from trees; And with our faces painted, we all get re-acquainted With our atavistic masculinity. For we are men and proud to be men, We meet every Saturday at three; And we flaunt with great pretension Those long penile extensions, As we all go running naked through the trees... I guess we spent too long pretending we were something we were not, While we hid our inner turmoil and our strife; You thought we had a bed of roses though we stood with runny noses, Pressed up hard against the window pane of life. Now we are men and damn proud to be men, We meet every Saturday at three; And if you think it's just depravity, You don't know what it's like to be, A man gone running naked through the trees (It hurts!)...
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18 Apr 01 - 11:39 AM (#443435) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: Kim C The Brisk Young Butcher |
18 Apr 01 - 11:54 AM (#443455) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: GUEST,#1 Dick, it's that old testosterone. After a man gets through a few bawdy lines he can't get his mind back off that erection he has. |
18 Apr 01 - 05:34 PM (#443749) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: GUEST,#1 Hours and hours, past now. Hasn't anyone figured out how to help that poor man with his erection problem? |
18 Apr 01 - 05:50 PM (#443769) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: artbrooks "Barnacle Bill the Sailor" |
18 Apr 01 - 06:00 PM (#443785) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: harpmolly Well, "Do You Love An Apple," isn't bawdy per se, but it contains one of my very favorite lines ever:
"Before I got married I wore a black shawl, ahhh...gotta love it. :) And then there's always Kate Rusby's "Cowsong,":
"Oh, when this young man he awoke,
So come all you young men, near and far, I might not have got all the words correct, but you get the idea. :) M |
18 Apr 01 - 06:56 PM (#443841) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: Mr Red artbrooks Isn't that song "a Stitch in Time" Martin Carthy's been singing it for eons, at least ten years before Euen McColl sang it on his last record and suddenly Mike Waterson has to share the copyright with him. Carthy never mentioned that!. He always mentions it is a true story from the Hull Daily Mail. Bawdy songs, what about "A Trooper Watering His Nag" (described as an old song in 1715). It is a tale and non gender specific. One woman thanked me for singing more verses because she only knew the last verse - as a nursery rhyme. viz There was an old woman lived underneath the hill, with me rowdy dowdy dow and me rowdy dowdy day. And if she's not dead then she's living there still, Was it so, was it so was it so? |
18 Apr 01 - 07:38 PM (#443879) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: GUEST,Bruce O. Mr. Red, that "Trooper Watering his Nag" was in 'Pills to Purge Melancholy', IV, pp. 55-6, 1707, but I've not seen any evidence that it's older than that. If you have some evidence for it being older please show it.
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18 Apr 01 - 09:03 PM (#443944) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: GUEST,#1 Well, I'm glad to see I didn't kill the thread. Maybe it will get interesting yet. |
18 Apr 01 - 09:39 PM (#443972) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: Bert The carrot reference reminded me of this one. I'm surprised it's noy in DT. All the nice girls love a candle All the nice girls love a wick for there's something about a candle it feels so like a prick Nice and greasy, slips in easy It's the ladies pride and joy It's been up the Queen of Spain and it's going up again Ship ahoy! Sailor boy! |
18 Apr 01 - 09:40 PM (#443974) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: GUEST,#1 What happened to "Bollocky Bill the Sailor"? I thought we were after the bawdy ones. |
19 Apr 01 - 06:28 AM (#444200) Subject: Lyr Add: THE WIDOW (from the Poozies) From: DaisyA The one about the widow and the devil is called The Widow's Moor - I heard a great version by the Poozies, sung by Kate Rusby. THE WIDOW As recorded by The Poozies on "Raise Your Head (A Retrospective)" (2000)
High upon a lonely moor, a widow lived alone.
"Well, some can manage once or twice, and some make three or four.
CHORUS: And the wind blew cold and lonely across that widow's moor,
So boldly then the widow, ran; the door she opened wide,
"For I've heard your call way down below, and I've come to see you right,
When they both fell into bed, the devil was working well.
At twenty-five, the devil felt compelled to take a rest,
At ninety-nine, the devil he began to cry and weep.
Then as she lay and grumbled, she thought of ninety-nine.
When she called to him that night, no devil did appear. |
19 Apr 01 - 08:41 AM (#444263) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: MMario G#1 - some people make a distinction between "Bawdy" and "downright crude" - a song with clever double entendre will often go down better, and be more useful in more situations - then a blatant(blatent?)one. |
19 Apr 01 - 08:50 AM (#444271) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: Louisa What about The Buxom Lass sang by Nancy Kerr with the Kings Of Callicutt, on the second Evolving tradition album? Sorry can not be bothered to type out all the words, but it always goes down well in the pub. Also Polly Oliver's Rambles (on the database I think) is pretty funny. She's not really bawdy but manages to successfully trick her husband-to-be! Louisa |
19 Apr 01 - 01:03 PM (#444490) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: JudeL Try: Cottage for sale, Dog & gun ( also known as the Yorkshire couple) cuckoo's nest, the skivvy, knocking nellie, Jean the whiplash queen, or even: Rolling in the clover |
19 Apr 01 - 01:03 PM (#444491) Subject: Lyr Add: THE DINGHY SONG^^ From: harpmolly Okay, I'm sorry to repeat myself, but for this thread it bears repeating: "The Dinghy Song" as heard on the Dr. Demento show...can't remember who sang it. I quoted some lyrics on the "Dirty songs from the '50s" thread, but I don't know how to do clickys so I'll just give you a few here again. it's a GREAT song. :)
"He's got the cutest little dinghy in the Navy,
It isn't very long and it isn't very short,
It isn't very narrow and it isn't very wide,
The cutest little dinghy in the Navy,
Now I have seen a hundred other dinghies, etc. etc. At least I remembered the damn line breaks this time... I wonder if this song would work on the harp...hmmm... M |
19 Apr 01 - 01:05 PM (#444494) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: GUEST,Mr Red Bruce O I only got a look in the Dover facsimile version or "Pills to Purge Melancholly", on the open shelves at the Bodliean. Because I requested the wrong 1715 "Pills" I think correct "Pills" (both edited by Thomas D'Urfey) was published in 1719 but most songs were listed as composed by a person but some, including the Trooper, did not. The Trooper was most definitely described as an "old song". I take that to mean more than 20 years and probably older than memory. no other info. |
19 Apr 01 - 02:14 PM (#444559) Subject: Lyr Add: YOU'VE BEEN A GOOD OLD WAGON^^ From: Mark Clark This has to be the greatest song for a woman to sing to a man turning fifty.
- Mark
GOOD OLD WAGON |
19 Apr 01 - 02:15 PM (#444560) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: cait most any ol' thing sung by memphis minnie, blues with fem attitude, she was horny and made her way in a man's world with no apologies! my hero... http://www.geocities.com/BourbonStreet/Delta/2541/blmminni.htm |
19 Apr 01 - 02:24 PM (#444569) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: GUEST,Wavestar "The Scotsman" is always good, as is "That can't be" (I'll find words and post them if you can't find them.) Jimmy be Fair, also known by other various but similar titles. "Keep your Hands off Red-Haired Mary" is amusing, but from a male perspective, but "How Can I Keep my Maidenhead" is from a girl's point of view... I'd also like to see the Toy Boys song... -J |
19 Apr 01 - 02:26 PM (#444571) Subject: Lyr Add: HURRAH FOR TOYBOYS From: lady penelope Here ye go Charley Noble, the tune's fairly standard for a shanty. Hurrah For ToyBoys! By Capriole I went into a singles bar looking for romance Hurrah for Toyboys let's have one over here And there I saw a sweet young thing and thought I'd take a chance Hurrah...... Chorus Let's have one over here me girls Let's have one over here Hurrah for toyboys, let's have one over here His eyes were blue his skin was soft and curly was his hair Hurrah..... His teeth were white his jeans were tight, he had a lovely pair Hurrah..... Chorus He said he'd like an older girl to teach him all she knows Hurrah...... And once you start a toyboy off he simply goes and goes Hurrah..... Chorus A man is almost past his best when he is 17 Hurrah..... But an older girl is better if you don't know where she's been Hurrah..... Chorus I took him home right there and then to teach him all I knew Hurrah... And in my hands I quickly found his confidence just grew Hurrah.... Chorus I'm glad to say we both were pleased, I'm sure you understand Hurrah...... Now I have trained this sweet young boy the girls can try the man! Hurrah..... Chorus........Yeah! TTFN M'Lady P. |
19 Apr 01 - 07:11 PM (#444910) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: Mr Red If we include blues what about "My Kitchen Man" I think was Bessie Smith and quite a few of Ma Rainey's repertoire. The one that springs to mind is probably called "Catch You with your britches down" about a philandering husband. then there's the one that includes the line "You got the right key baby but the wrong keyhole". I'm sure there are those who can be more specific on these. good luck |
19 Apr 01 - 07:46 PM (#444939) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: GUEST,Bruce O. "How can I keep my maidenhead" is in the Scarce Song 2 file on my website, with the proper tune (copies of 1709 and 1745). The tune was someplace published under the remarkable title, "How can I keep my maidenhead". {And it's not "The Berks of Abergeldie")
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19 Apr 01 - 10:47 PM (#445048) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: NightWing lady penelope, To what tune do you sing Toyboys? I have a couple of friends who would LOVE to learn this one.
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20 Apr 01 - 01:20 AM (#445126) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: RWilhelm My wife sings "Follow the Band" (in the database)
My husband's a mason, a mason, a mason etc.
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20 Apr 01 - 01:38 AM (#445131) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: Bert MMario me ol' china, downright crude works for me every time;-) |
20 Apr 01 - 09:17 AM (#445267) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: Snuffy Night Wing - try Hurrah me Yella Girls Doodle Let Me Go |
21 Apr 01 - 06:25 AM (#445981) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: Mr Red I found this looking for ear bags http://www.traditionalmusic.co.uk/bawdy-songs/idxv14as.htm now anyone know where Earbags UK hang out. (don't tell me right here please). |
21 Apr 01 - 11:36 AM (#446096) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: MMario that entire site, as far as I can tell- is a collection of cd's that has been lifted almost directly from the DT. Most of the listings are word for word the entries in the DT - and if the DT has no tune, the site has not tune. |
23 Apr 01 - 07:40 AM (#447187) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: GUEST,Rex at work One not mentioned so far is "The Crafty Maid's Policy" otherwise known as "Horse Thief". A catchy tune and a clever story that starts out seeming to be bawdy. Rex |
23 Apr 01 - 01:29 PM (#447411) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: GUEST,NancAurelia How about "The Lusty Young Smith" and "Roll Your Leg Over" both on the DT? |
23 Apr 01 - 02:41 PM (#447486) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: GUEST,Lisa Well, 'Maids when you're young' may not be all that bawdy but it certainly causes a stir, especially when sung to the older gentleman! |
01 May 01 - 08:13 PM (#453361) Subject: Lyr Add: MY HANDY MAN^^ From: Jim Dixon MY HANDY MAN (Andy Razaf) Whoever said a good man is hard to find, Positively, absolutely, sure was blind. I found the best man that ever was, Here's just some of the things he does: He shakes my ashes, greases my griddle, Churns my butter, strokes my fiddle. My man is such a handy man! He threads my needle, creams my wheat, Heats my heater, chops my meat. My man is such a handy man! Don't care if you believe or not, He sure is good to have around. Why, when my furnace gets too hot, He's right there to turn my damper down! For everything he's got a scheme. You ought to see his new starter that he uses on my machine. My man is such a handy man! He flaps my flapjacks, cleans off the table, He feeds the horses in my stable. My man is such a handy man! Sometimes he's up long before dawn, Busy trimming the rough edges off my lawn. Ooh, you can't get away from it! He's such a handy man! Never has a single thing to say, While he's working hard. I wish that you could see the way He handles my front yard! My ice don't get a chance to melt away, He sees that I get that old fresh piece every day. Lord, that man sure is such a handy man! [Recorded by Ethel Waters in 1928. A sequel to this song, "My Handy Man Ain't Handy No More," words by Andy Razaf, music by Eubie Blake, was composed for the show "Blackbirds of 1930." JTD] |
02 May 01 - 09:09 AM (#453755) Subject: Lyr Add: MY HANDY MAN AIN'T HANDY NO MORE From: MMario the companion piece:
MY HANDY MAN AIN'T HANDY NO MORE |
02 May 01 - 11:47 AM (#453869) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: GUEST,Bruce O. Mr. Red, there was no volume of any the 4 editions of 'Pills' issued in 1715. |
25 Jul 03 - 11:57 PM (#990904) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: Celtaddict DaisyA: 'The Widow and the Devil' aka 'The Widow's Promise' was written by Mick Ryan, who is still going strong. It sounds much older, the mark of an excellent traditional-style songwriter. Mollificent: My dad had a 78rpm (remember those?) with the memorable line, "The Admiral's daughter is waiting by the water; she wants to ride his dinghy." Related to the song you quote? Besides the fantastic Bessie Smith and Ma Rainey, there was a woman called Rusty Somebody who had a 40s LP called "Knockers Up." There is also a great song by Janie Meneely the gist of which is that if a sailor has a girl in every port, it is because she has a guy on every ship. Do the math. It is on thread 0.7742 but I have not mastered the blicky for threads. I know that birthday is long past but this topic needs more! |
26 Jul 03 - 03:54 AM (#990966) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: GUEST,.gargoyle Gleaned from the Rugby Thread
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26 Jul 03 - 06:59 AM (#991000) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: nutty How about ...THE FURZE FIELD Its in the DT |
26 Jul 03 - 09:58 AM (#991056) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: GUEST,Ar |
26 Jul 03 - 10:22 AM (#991065) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: GUEST,Puffenkinty There's a great song called "Twiddly Ay". It's about the things sailors' women do when their men are off to sea. It's on a Thirty-Nine Fingers cd. |
26 Jul 03 - 11:36 AM (#991082) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: Sooz The song about the devil and the widow is called the Widows Promise and is by Mick Ryan. Always goes down well. |
26 Jul 03 - 11:46 AM (#991086) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: GUEST,celtaddict at work Puffenkinty, that song is by Janie Maneely (sp?) who called it "Twiddles" and the lyrics are in a thread mentioned a few posts above, 0.7742, if you want the whole thing. Not yet in the DT but seems likely to get there; it is mentioned on a number of threads. I have heard it but have not seen it recorded. Do you have information about the recording? Is Thirty-Nine Fingers a group? A label? A title of a compilation CD? Or the songwriter's own album? |
26 Jul 03 - 03:05 PM (#991174) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: AggieD I rather like 'The Light Dragoon', which is sung by Mike Waterson/Eliza Carthy, & is full of double-entendre's. Eliza's version is slightly different to the one in the DT. |
26 Jul 03 - 06:25 PM (#991193) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: Ely TWIDDLY-AYE (Jainie McNeely, as recorded by Ceilidh's Muse) When the ships all get to sailing and the men are often gone, What about the women who are up and left alone? Do you think they sit and twiddle thumbs until the men come home? There are other things to twiddle when a girl's left on her own. Chorus: And it's twiddly-aye-dee-aye-dee-aye, twiddly-ate-dee-ay, Often times a man can leave you broken with dismay, Twiddly-aye-dee-aye-dee-aye, twiddly-ate-dee-ay, There's other things to twiddle when your man has gone away. Sweet miss Nancy Johnson was as fair as any maid, Her true love went a-voyaging, a sailor-man by trade, "Keep the fires burning, love," those were the words he spoke, So she found herself another man to keep the fires stoked. I remember Nelly, she was young and she was gay, She won the heart of Captain Dann until he went away, He left her high and dry with but a kiss upon the chin, But as his ship was sailing out, another ship sailed in. Lucy Duncan's man came home and knocked upon her door, She was as glad to see him as she'd ever been before, He left her lying on the bed but Lucy didn't care, For the fellow in the closet, too, could use a little air. Now, you hear a lot of stories 'bout the sailor and his sport, About how every lad has got a girl in every port, Well, if you'll add up two and two, you'll figure out right quick, It's just because a girl has got a lad on every ship. |
26 Jul 03 - 06:26 PM (#991194) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: Ely Damn, that didn't work out like I wanted. Sorry. Well, the verses are four lines each . . .
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26 Jul 03 - 06:47 PM (#991200) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: Joe_F There was (and perhaps still is -- Google has nothing for it in the past few years) a group called the Bawdy Ladies (Anne Goodwin, Anabel Graetz, Linda Lombardi) who in 1986 put out a tape, on the Wild Rose label, called _The Bawdy Ladies' Book_. I have also heard them perform several times (once again, not recently) in the Boston area. They sing with zest and do not mince words. The tape contains: Three Drunken Maidens Christmas Goose Johnny Be Fair Eppie Morrie Sorry the Day Wife's Lament Home Dearie Home Malurous Qu'o Uno Femmo Maids When You're Young Nine Times a Night Isabel and the English National Monuments I Lay with an Old Man Foolish, Incredibly Foolish You Were Only Fucking While I Was Making Love Kitchen Man Man in the Moon [= Roll Your Leg Over, female version] |
27 Jul 03 - 08:25 AM (#991406) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: Ferrara I'm really happy to have the lyrics for Twiddley-Aye. Janie sings it sometimes at the Royal Mile Shanty Sing in Wheaton, MD. Here it is with the verses formatted a bit (I hope): TWIDDLY-AYE (Jainie McNeely, as recorded by Ceilidh's Muse) When the ships all get to sailing and the men are often gone, What about the women who are up and left alone? Do you think they sit and twiddle thumbs until the men come home? There are other things to twiddle when a girl's left on her own. Chorus: And it's twiddly-aye-dee-aye-dee-aye, twiddly-ate-dee-ay, Often times a man can leave you broken with dismay, Twiddly-aye-dee-aye-dee-aye, twiddly-ate-dee-ay, There's other things to twiddle when your man has gone away. Sweet miss Nancy Johnson was as fair as any maid, Her true love went a-voyaging, a sailor-man by trade, "Keep the fires burning, love," those were the words he spoke, So she found herself another man to keep the fires stoked. (Chorus) I remember Nelly, she was young and she was gay, She won the heart of Captain Dann until he went away, He left her high and dry with but a kiss upon the chin, But as his ship was sailing out, another ship sailed in. (Chorus) Lucy Duncan's man came home and knocked upon her door, She was as glad to see him as she'd ever been before, He left her lying on the bed but Lucy didn't care, For the fellow in the closet, too, could use a little air. (Chorus) Now, you hear a lot of stories 'bout the sailor and his sport, About how every lad has got a girl in every port, Well, if you'll add up two and two, you'll figure out right quick, It's just because a girl has got a lad on every ship. (Chorus) |
27 Jul 03 - 08:26 AM (#991407) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: Ferrara Nope. Didn't work quite right. I guess I'm not on Mudcat often enough these days to understand all the improvements Max has made.... |
27 Jul 03 - 09:00 AM (#991417) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: Celtaddict Thanks, Rita, for her correct name. Has she a recording? |
27 Jul 03 - 11:58 AM (#991468) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: sharyn "Game of Cards" is quite nice. And Alison McMorland's version of "Cuckoo's Nest" is cute, with an experienced woman leading on a naive man: I met him in the morning, I took him there at night: He'd never been that way before, I had to keep him right. He never would have found it, he never would have guessed If I hadna shown him where to find the cuckoo's nest etc. |
27 Jul 03 - 01:49 PM (#991518) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: GUEST,Puffenkinty Thanks to everyone who printed lyrics to "Twiddly Ay." I loaned my Thirty-nine Fingers cd (where I first heard it)to someone and haven't gotten it back so I couldn't remember all the words. For the person who inquired: Thirty-nine Fingers is a group that plays primarily in Virginia, especially the Richmond area. The name of the cd with "Twiddly Ay" is "Hands Down." The group is called Thirty-nine Fingers because one of their members had an unfortunate encounter with a circular saw.... Their lead vocalist is Kelly Kennedy who also has a solo album called "Springfield Mountain." |
27 Jul 03 - 04:15 PM (#991566) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: GUEST,celtaddict at work Does anyone have a contact for Ceilidh's Muse? I have run across references to their work before, and heard a wonderful song by them on a festival compilation tape from Houston, which gave no information whatsoever. |
28 Jul 03 - 03:09 AM (#991779) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: Wilfried Schaum John Anderson reminded of an older thread Love Songs for Married Folks with some bawdy songs, indeed. Wilfried |
28 Jul 03 - 05:44 AM (#991830) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: Dave Bryant What about Ron Shuttleworth's wonderful parody of "Jim the Carter Lad", "Joan the Leather Queen." And I think that "We never mention Aunt Clara" probably counts as well. |
28 Jul 03 - 09:58 PM (#992375) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: GUEST,Arkie "I'm Selling My Porkchops and Giving The Gravy Away" by Memphis Minnie, I think. |
29 Jul 03 - 04:18 AM (#992482) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: fogie There's a funny song called The randy old parson - I havent looked in DT its about a parson who makes advances to a farmers daughter, who entices him up to her room saying her parents are away, then, when he's in the altogether she screams out "father com quick here is a burglar come for to murder us all" Father appears with a shotgun and parson dissappears out of the window sans clothes, they then rifle his pockets and find gold, and he has to go back naked to his nagging old wife who evermore made him wish he was dead! |
29 Jul 03 - 08:20 AM (#992570) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: rich-joy I was going to mention the LP entitled "The Bird in the Bush" (A.L.Lloyd + Frankie Armstrong + Anne Briggs :Topic, 1966) and Ewan MacColl & Peggy Seeger's two LPs, "The Amorous Muse" and "The Wanton Muse" (Argo,1968). Though this is probably a bit Thread Drifty, coz they're more "traditional erotic" rather than "bawdy". Good but! Cheers! R-J |
29 Jul 03 - 03:27 PM (#992698) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: GUEST,Bold Reynard Robert Burns' "Nine Inch Will Please a Lady" is in the DT. Jean Redpath sings a fine version on one of her Burns CDs. |
29 Jul 03 - 06:34 PM (#992882) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: CraigS The Bonnie Black Hare deserves a mention - as does the Kippers' "Cricket" song. |
21 Apr 11 - 09:59 PM (#3140058) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: MorwenEdhelwen1 Well I am a seventeen year-old girl and one of my favourite bawdy songs is "My Donkey Wants Water" or "Hold Him Joe". But the OP might not consider it because it is not, strictly, a "women's song". |
14 Jun 11 - 04:33 PM (#3170627) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: GUEST you were only fucking while i was making love , looking for lyriks |
14 Jun 11 - 08:04 PM (#3170718) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: Joe_F Guest: I can type it out from the Bawdy Ladies Book, or copy that tape for you, as you prefer. |
15 Jun 11 - 01:55 AM (#3170819) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: Joe Offer Joe, I'm surprised it hasn't been posted here. If you can type it up from the Bawdy Ladies Book and post it here in this thread, that would be very nice. I don't have time to type it up now because I'm helping the electrician rewire our house (and I'm working on stuff for Vacation Bible School), so I'm hoping you can do it. The songwriter was Debby McClatchy, my neighbor and longtime kitchen boss. Debby's Website lists the song as "You Were Only F-bleep-g, While I Was Making Love." I've sometimes heard her express regret for having written and recorded that song, although she still sings it sometimes. Lots of people like the song, but some people won't buy the album and some radio stations won't play the album because of "that song." In the picture on the album cover, Debby looks very young, sweet and innocent...and very pretty. Who woulda thunk somebody like that would have recorded THAT song? Guest, I'm sure Debby won't mind if I send you an MP3. Just send me an e-mail if you want it. Debby asked me to do the tech work for her on a "greatest hits" album. I can guarantee that Debby will ensure that "You Were Only Fucking" will NOT be on the album, even though it truly is one of her most popular songs. I'd like her to put her three Robert W. Service songs on the album, but she thinks their popularity is limited and that such long songs don't work on a "greatest hits" album. I think she's right, but they're MY favorites (Sam McGee, Dan McGrew, and Blasphemous Bill). -Joe- joe@mudcat.org |
15 Jun 11 - 04:32 AM (#3170843) Subject: ADD:You Were Only Fucking, While I Was Making Love From: Joe Offer Oh, WTF, I should be doing the Vacation Bible School stuff, but why not?..... YOU WERE ONLY FUCKING, WHILE I WAS MAKING LOVE (Debby McClatchy) You called me sugar plum that night, down by the railroad track, You ran your fingers through my hair, and up and down my back; You called me sweets, you called me dear, you called me turtle dove; But you were only fucking, while I was making love. [terrific violin solo break, then mandolin] I did not know you loved me so, we only just had met; But when you held me in your arms, it seemed an even bet. I was not sure, but even so, I let you put it in; But while I was making love, you were only fucking. [inspiring piano solo, and then maybe a muted trumpet] Oh, now you've gone away for good and left me all alone; Except for little Lula Belle and her twin brother Jones; Have fun along the road of life, 'cause Jesus up above Knows that you were only fucking, while I was making love. Knows that you were only fucking, while I was making love. |
15 Jun 11 - 03:31 PM (#3171076) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: Diva Anything from the Merry Muses....Burn's collection of Bawdy songs....Nine Inch will please a lady, Wha'll Mow me noo, Ode to Spring......theres plenty there to choose from. |
15 Jun 11 - 04:09 PM (#3171093) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: VirginiaTam Shave 'Em Dry Four Whores of Baltimore Not the Way to Get Laid Leslie Fish Sleeping Scotsman Nine Times a Night |
27 Jul 11 - 05:36 PM (#3196847) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: GUEST,Bilby Nell Carter used to sing a song ostensibly about a used furniture store: " If I can't sell, I'm gonna sit down on it. I ain't about to give it away!" |
27 Jul 11 - 06:01 PM (#3196860) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: Joe_F Bilby: That's a blues, and it goes way back. I have an LP that reproduces a recording from 1936. That, and mention of Bessie Smith, recall the fact that the dirty-blues tradition, tho mainly a male province, includes a fair number of songs from the point of view of, and sung by, women. |
27 Jul 11 - 08:39 PM (#3196950) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: Joybell Ma Rainey's "My Man's a Deep-sea Diver" is a good one. Also I don't think anybody's mentioned "The Blacksmith" yet. With a jingle-bang-jingle. My all-time favourite. Cheers, Joy who's known for running song-circles called "Naughty Songs for Nice ladies". |
27 Jul 11 - 10:56 PM (#3197022) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: Genie It seems there are lots of "bawdy" songs for women to sing, and many (if not most) audiences can enjoy hearing them. But one type of song that doesn't seem to work as comedy nearly as well when sung by a woman, as when sung by a man, is the sort like "I Don't Look Good Naked Anymore" or "I Wish They'd Do It Now." Maybe I'm wrong - and I hope I am - but it doesn't seem like the 'joke' in songs like this works well for women singers. Can anyone think of a song like this, basically lamenting the loss of youth and vigor and beauty or the lack of "getting any," that is done by women and gets the same kind of positive reaction as the male counterpoints do? |
31 Jul 11 - 08:08 PM (#3199361) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: Joybell That's a really interesting thought, Genie. I can't think of any either. Got me thinking though about my own relationship to some songs. When I first sang songs like, "Maids when you're Young..." I was 20 years old. Now I'm giving the advice from a far-off 66. It's the same for "Come all ye Fair and Tender Ladies." and lots more. Actually struck me about 10 years ago in the middle of "Old Maid in the Garret". I came to "...now I'm forty-five and I've never had an offer" I thought -- Wasn't I 25, and 45 seemed far away, just the other day? Lucky I have my True-love with me still. Sorry -- I'm wandering. I'll think about your idea and see if any song comes to mind. Cheers, Grandma |
31 Jul 11 - 08:55 PM (#3199376) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: Joe_F I do not know how much the situation may have improved, but in the milieu of my youth (U.S., middle class, 1950s) it would have been unreasonable to expect such songs. Women's self-esteem was expected, far more than men's, to depend on their being young. It would have been in dreadful taste to make fun of their aging, as one could of men's. Even to mention it was a faux pas. (One time, about 1957, I was given the task of writing a note to a lady to accompany a gift to her from a group of students, and I made the mistake of calling her "an old friend". I was ordered, with violently raised eyebrows, to get rid of that word.) Middle-aged women were expected to lie about their age as much as they could get away with, and it was ungallant, even for reference books, to contradict them. The emotional burden placed on women by that vile convention is well described in Stan Rogers's wonderful song "Lies", wherein, at length, love contrives to overcome it. |
31 Jul 11 - 11:55 PM (#3199442) Subject: RE: Bawdy songs for women to sing From: PHJim Mike Cross's song about The Scotsman |