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Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE

17 Apr 01 - 08:59 PM (#443038)
Subject: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: alison

OK the moment you have been waiting for has arrived!!!!!!!

the Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar is available now.... see more of your favourite mudcatters than you ever wanted to..... *grin*

(tasteful enough for kids in case you're worried)

just email Max max@mudcat.org and I think he can take credit card payment of your $10...... otherwise arrange something with him.......

one request

when you get your calendar please do not forward it (I'm relying on your honesty here..........) so we can raise some money with this..... for the 'cat......

thanks

slainte

alison


17 Apr 01 - 09:01 PM (#443040)
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From: GUEST,khandu

Who is featured?

khandu


17 Apr 01 - 09:07 PM (#443044)
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From: Matt_R

Put my order in just now! Cannie wait!


17 Apr 01 - 09:08 PM (#443046)
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From: alison

lots of us.... some lovely pics of gorgeous mudcat women..... and lots of mudcat men too.......

well worth the money......

slainte

alison


17 Apr 01 - 09:10 PM (#443051)
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From: Dani

My dollars are winging their way to West Chester!!

Be the first on YOUR block...

Dani


17 Apr 01 - 11:03 PM (#443116)
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From: alison

roll up roll up get your nearly nude mudcat calendars......

*grin*


18 Apr 01 - 12:03 AM (#443151)
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From: MarkS

Why dont you post one photo as a teaser. Might help sales


18 Apr 01 - 12:14 AM (#443156)
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From: alison

we'll see... Max flashed one on the radio show today.... just searching through the archives to see where.....

OK found it..... just go to todays radio show about 49 mins in.... and you'll see the cover... (how's that plugged the calendar and the radio show in one fell swoop)

it's fine with me if Max wants to post the cover page as an advert.. there are more pics of me inside....lol

slainte

alison


18 Apr 01 - 12:15 AM (#443158)
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From: alison

but what you really should pay up for is billD (its a classic) and one of the ladies in a panpipe bikini.....

is that enough to whet your apetite... there are many others.........

slainte

alison


18 Apr 01 - 01:10 AM (#443192)
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From: Matt_R

A panpipe bikini? Well GEE like I don't know who THAT it! Heheheh I'm gonna be looking forward to seeing her!


18 Apr 01 - 01:18 AM (#443195)
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From: CarolC

I've seen that one, Matt. You won't be disappointed.


18 Apr 01 - 04:33 AM (#443237)
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From: Liam's Brother

Holy Mother of God!


18 Apr 01 - 07:58 AM (#443308)
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From: Mrs.Duck

Suddenly I feel nervous!!


18 Apr 01 - 08:26 AM (#443326)
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From: Mrs.Duck

Sent my money now I just wait!!


18 Apr 01 - 08:40 AM (#443335)
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From: SINSULL

Micca, reclining is still my favorite. Check out the picture on the wall!


18 Apr 01 - 01:12 PM (#443538)
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From: Morticia

Well, I've sent my money IN SPITE of Micca reclining {shudder}.....


18 Apr 01 - 02:14 PM (#443615)
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From: Cobble

Mr's C said can you view before you buy. (((BG)))

Cobble.


18 Apr 01 - 02:32 PM (#443631)
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From: Bill D

classic? ME? just a curmudgeon with an autoharp..(of course, those things have 5 G-strings) ... ;>)


18 Apr 01 - 04:48 PM (#443719)
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From: Max

OK, here's your teaser...

The file is 1.73 MB, when you send me an email, please specify if its ok to email 1.73 MB. I am assuming its OK if you don't say anything.


18 Apr 01 - 05:06 PM (#443730)
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From: Matt_R

That was cruel Max!!! No Pics in the threads!


18 Apr 01 - 06:55 PM (#443840)
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From: Amergin

Boy I sure like the background scenery in that pic......

Where can we send money orders?


18 Apr 01 - 07:10 PM (#443848)
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From: CarolC

Max, can that be downloaded directly onto a floppy, or is a floppy too small?


18 Apr 01 - 07:17 PM (#443859)
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From: Amergin

Carol, it depends on whose floppy it is.....

Actually, yes it would be, because a the typical floppy only holds 1.44mb.....


18 Apr 01 - 08:33 PM (#443927)
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From: Bill D

the teaser shows up only on "Shorty" I think....it didn't work from Loki. (but it is very nice...the bodhran is a nice touch, hope the rest are done with the "F" whistle...*wink*)


18 Apr 01 - 08:41 PM (#443932)
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From: flattop

A 1.73 meg file will not fit on a 1.44 meg floppy guys.


18 Apr 01 - 08:51 PM (#443934)
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From: alison

none with the whistle Bill.... but the harp doesn't hide much.....lol

slainte

alison


18 Apr 01 - 09:17 PM (#443954)
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From: GUEST,Dani

I am all out of breath.....

WHEN WILL IT GET HERE?!?!?!

Dani


18 Apr 01 - 09:17 PM (#443955)
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From: CarolC

You're a better woman than I am, alison. I had to hide behind a bloody great accordion.


18 Apr 01 - 09:19 PM (#443957)
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From: Amergin

Flattop that is what i said.....


18 Apr 01 - 09:23 PM (#443959)
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From: alison

I assume it arrives as quickly as it takes Max to send an email

your pic is gorgeous Carol... I loved you accordion.....

slainte

alison


18 Apr 01 - 09:25 PM (#443961)
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From: flattop

Sorry Amergin. You are right. Not reading carefully enough.


18 Apr 01 - 09:26 PM (#443963)
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From: CarolC

Thanks, alison.


18 Apr 01 - 09:26 PM (#443964)
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From: Amergin

It's ok....I was just rereading it and realised that it made no sense anyways....


18 Apr 01 - 09:35 PM (#443970)
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From: flattop

I beg to differ, Amergin. I reread your response and realized that you were correct. I refuse to withdraw my appology.

From the pictures I've seen, we'd better send in our 10 bucks. Mind you, I not seen any of the men's pictures.


19 Apr 01 - 02:27 AM (#444130)
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From: Peg

Singers don't carry instruments around, generally...

;)


19 Apr 01 - 07:45 AM (#444232)
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From: alison

I thought you were playing that oak tree Peg??????

*grin*

slainte

alison


19 Apr 01 - 08:34 AM (#444256)
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From: SINSULL

Yeah, Peg. What exactly are you doing with that oak tree???? Bill D., Geoff the Duck, Micca (sigh), Joe Offer, and two "Guests" showing their true colors. The more I think about Peg's picture, the more I think MattR shouldn't be allowed to have one of these calendars, at least not ithout Spaw there to guide him through. Alison, Hesperis, Sophocleese & Den (another sigh)...Amergin with a big grin...Mrs. Duck - who am I leaving out? But no Bert and Max (or Maxie for that matter). Oh Homeless - how could I forget Homeless??? He has two instruments! And who was wearing panpipes?


19 Apr 01 - 08:41 AM (#444264)
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From: alison

so apart from Sinsull who else has received their calendar?

slainte

alison


19 Apr 01 - 08:58 AM (#444276)
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From: MMario

I'm electronic-credit-challenged - so will have to send Max off a check. *sigh*


19 Apr 01 - 09:28 AM (#444304)
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From: Lady McMoo

Reading Sinsull's post ...did you not use mine in the end Alison!

mcmoo


19 Apr 01 - 10:04 AM (#444335)
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From: alison

she forgot you.... you are definately in there.....

how could I leave out that much flesh???????

lol

slainte

alison


19 Apr 01 - 10:08 AM (#444339)
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From: SINSULL

Oh McMoo - Yes you are there - all of you! I am typing this from memory at work so I make additions as I recall the smiling faces and luke warm instruments. And McMoo - thank you for sharing!


19 Apr 01 - 11:17 AM (#444394)
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From: Lady McMoo

That's good! Several friends have pledged their $10 to see me in the raw...although not a pretty sight at all!

You are right Alison...way too much flesh! This will be an incentive for more healthy eating!

mcmoo


19 Apr 01 - 11:28 AM (#444410)
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From: SINSULL

McMoo,
Some of us like our men healthy. Did you know that Orson Welles was voted World's Sexiest Man repeatedly in assorted women's magazine polls? And remember Harvey Keitel in The Piano? There was a great cartoon in the New Yorker showing a middle aged couple dressing for a formal affair. The wife says "If Harvey Keitel shows up tonight, you are on your own." Wait and see - I'll bet your picture will generate quite a bit of unsolicited emails from the internet community. And a variety of offers. Tee Hee. Keep us posted.


19 Apr 01 - 11:55 AM (#444439)
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From: Lady McMoo

Well I can always live in hope!

(;>)

mcmoo


19 Apr 01 - 02:38 PM (#444581)
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From: CarolC

SINSULL, hesperis is wearing the panpipes. I know they're difficult to see, being so small...


19 Apr 01 - 08:21 PM (#444949)
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From: GUEST,alison

McMoo.... I was teasing.. I love your pic.. you look great......

slainte

alsion


19 Apr 01 - 10:23 PM (#445032)
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From: DougR

I'd like to order one, Max. I'm sure I have the mailing address for the Mudcat somewhere, but I can't find it. Could one be posted? Does the ten bucks include tax? If not, would you please post the following message, which I'm sure all of us will understand:"read my lips!, No new taxes!"

DougR


19 Apr 01 - 10:30 PM (#445034)
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From: GUEST,alison

found these in the "help mudcat" page...

send cheques to

The Digital Tradition,
28 Powell Street,
Greenwich,
CT 06831

or

The Mudcat Cafe,
5 W. Gay St.
Suite A,
West Chester,
PA 19380.

slainte

alison


19 Apr 01 - 10:41 PM (#445044)
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From: DougR

Thanks, Alison, you sweetie, you. If I hadn't been so lazy, or was smarter, I would have thought about looking at the "Help" section of the Mudcat. As always, you come through for us "old" Mudcatters to make life easier for us ('Course there's only two of us, Kendall and me).

:>)

DougR


19 Apr 01 - 10:45 PM (#445047)
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From: DougR

Whoa! I just saw the word "Nearly"! Ten bucks? Gee, I don't know ...aw, what the heck! I'll order one anyway.

DougR


19 Apr 01 - 10:48 PM (#445049)
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From: GUEST,alison

you'll need to send Max your email address..... they are being sent via email.......

slainte

alison


19 Apr 01 - 10:57 PM (#445056)
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From: Sorcha

I sent a snail mail check, and e mailed Max. Wonder how long it will take him to get them sent out?


20 Apr 01 - 08:17 AM (#445227)
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From: John P

Uh, I hate to sound obtuse, but there are two addresses listed. Which one gets a check to Max so he will know it's OK to send a calendar? Do folks in CT or PA have to pay sales tax? Is there a credit card option? I emailed Max to ask how to pay and haven't heard anything back. Those of us who aren't in the know could use clear ordering instructions. Is there such info available? Thanks.

John Peekstok


20 Apr 01 - 08:27 AM (#445235)
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From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler

I'm sorely tempted, but receiving something like that ( however innocent and tasteful!) on a work pc could get me "drummed out of the brownies" as we used to say, as the anti-porn policing policy here might click in.
Doesn't seem to stop some a***hole sending me e-mails offering penile enhancements. Who told him I need 'em? Most people think I'm a big enough p***k anyway!
RtS (well, I suppose I did say if I'd contributed to the calendar the kazoo would have ben sufficient cover rather than the pianola!)


20 Apr 01 - 11:57 AM (#445391)
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From: CarolC

John P, the PA address is where Max is. So if you send it there he'll get it sooner. I don't know whether or not that matters. It sounds like the e-mail to Max to tell him you want the calendar is important.

Has anybody gotten theirs yet? Can anyone tell me what month I'm on and if I share a page with anyone?


20 Apr 01 - 03:30 PM (#445553)
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From: Morticia

Nope, still waiting Carol....don't know which month I am yet either but considering how little I'm wearing, I'm hoping it's August :)


20 Apr 01 - 03:33 PM (#445561)
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From: CarolC

What are you wearing in the calendar, Morticia?


20 Apr 01 - 04:35 PM (#445611)
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From: Morticia

LOL!!! I am nearly wearing a bodrhan....and a grin!


20 Apr 01 - 04:38 PM (#445613)
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From: mousethief

A fine combination!


20 Apr 01 - 04:51 PM (#445633)
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From: Morticia

I wasn't wearing my combinations, Alex *BG*


20 Apr 01 - 04:55 PM (#445636)
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From: mousethief

*blush*


20 Apr 01 - 10:07 PM (#445848)
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From: alison

Carol I think you were August (alone)

Morty you got January and you are sharing with Peg I think

slainte

alison


20 Apr 01 - 10:23 PM (#445857)
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From: CarolC

Thanks alison!


20 Apr 01 - 10:47 PM (#445869)
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From: flattop

Well, things are pretty lousy for a calendar girl
The boys just dive right off the cars
And splash into the streets
And when she's on a roll she pulls a razor
From her boot and a thousand
Pigeons fall around her feet
So put a candle in the window
And a kiss upon his lips
Till the dish outside the window fills with rain
Just like a stranger with the weeds in your heart
And pay the fiddler off till I come back again

And it's Time Time Time
And it's Time Time Time
And it's Time Time Time
That you love
And it's Time Time Time

- Tom Waits


20 Apr 01 - 11:05 PM (#445871)
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From: flattop

That was the last verse of the song but the rest of the lyrics are so good that I hate to post just one verse.


Time - by Tom Waits

Well, the smart money's on Harlow
And the moon is in the street
The shadow boys are breaking all the laws
And you're east of East St. Louis
And the wind is making speeches
And the rain sounds like a round of applause
Napoleon is weeping in the Carnival saloon
His invisible fiance is in the mirror
The band is going home
It's raining hammers, it's raining nails
Yes, it's true, there's nothing left for him down here

Chorus:
And it's Time Time Time
And it's Time Time Time
And it's Time Time Time
That you love
And it's Time Time Time

And they all pretend they're Orphans
And their memory's like a train
You can see it getting smaller as it pulls away
And the things you can't remember
Tell the things you can't forget that
History puts a saint in every dream
Well she said she'd stick around
Until the bandages came off
But these mamas boys just don't know when to quit
And Matilda asks the sailors are those dreams
Or are those prayers
So just close your eyes, son
And this won't hurt a bit

Well, things are pretty lousy for a calendar girl
The boys just dive right off the cars
And splash into the streets
And when she's on a roll she pulls a razor
From her boot and a thousand
Pigeons fall around her feet
So put a candle in the window
And a kiss upon his lips
Till the dish outside the window fills with rain
Just like a stranger with the weeds in your heart
And pay the fiddler off till I come back again


21 Apr 01 - 01:37 AM (#445934)
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From: WyoWoman

Hey, I finally get a chance to drop in and I discover a major project has been completed in my absence. Is Max the centerfold?

I'll order mine immediately ... but wait! Is Catspaw nekkid in this one? I could reconsider ...

WyoWoman


21 Apr 01 - 08:35 AM (#446012)
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From: Fortunato

How distressing I wasn't asked to pose...

I'm not nearly as old and decrepid as BillD.

Now where is my thong bikini? Those damn kids have been using it for a slingshot again.



Oh the disappointment of it all!


21 Apr 01 - 08:54 AM (#446022)
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From: alison

where the hell were you when I was desperately trying to drum up volunteers???????.... you can be in next year's one.....lol

Wyo.... unfortunately Max and 'spaw were both too chicken to be included...... *grin*

slainte

alison


21 Apr 01 - 08:56 AM (#446024)
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From: Bill D

sorry...you may NOT use a thong as a bikini...you remember in the song how they're used...

"Thongs for the mammaries"


21 Apr 01 - 09:41 AM (#446040)
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From: Morticia

You, Bill, out of the gene pool!!


21 Apr 01 - 06:47 PM (#446294)
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From: Bill D

too late, Morticia, my son is 18 and already is showing signs of the affliction...*grin*...


22 Apr 01 - 01:33 PM (#446678)
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From: CarolC

Refresh for the Sunday crowd.


25 Apr 01 - 12:11 PM (#449089)
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From: Dani

My calendar est arrive. And words fail me.

I feel like Piglet: "Ohdeardeardeardeardeardear..."

I'll be back when I find the words.

Dani


30 Jun 01 - 01:56 AM (#495268)
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From: hesperis

Hee hee! I just put a plug for the calendar on mp3.com's message boards... we will see what happens. :)


30 Jun 01 - 11:07 AM (#495385)
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From: MMario

still waiting for my copy. Max, did you get the check?


30 Jun 01 - 05:24 PM (#495537)
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From: CarolC

Thanks hesperis. Just in time for Miss August!


01 Jul 01 - 07:19 AM (#495819)
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From: alison

is MP3.com ready for us though????? lol

anyone got any photos for next years one yet????? so we can have it done on time.......

slainte

alison


01 Jul 01 - 11:30 AM (#495891)
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From: Bill D

I presume you'd prefer different subjects....sort of spread the shame uh,,,blame, out a bit...*grin*


01 Jul 01 - 10:11 PM (#496228)
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From: alison

no bill... I'd love more pics of you.. what can you hide behind this year?...*grin*

slainte

alison


01 Jul 01 - 10:21 PM (#496237)
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From: hesperis

Hmmm, well, I sent you three pictures of me. Of course, I could always use the "flute a bec" instead... ;)

But we need to get a couple of other famous Orillians in there this time! (HINT!)


02 Jul 01 - 04:00 PM (#496824)
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From: MMario

I got it! yee-haw!

hmmmmm- will have to talk someone into helping me get a pic with digital camara...


02 Jul 01 - 09:21 PM (#497091)
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From: Bill D

Mario...come to the Getaway...my 'studio' will be open...


03 Jul 01 - 04:45 AM (#497299)
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From: alison

brilliant Bill... I know I can trust you to encourage / coersce (??spelling)/ nag people into co-operating on my behalf............ that goes for anyone else who happens to be at other festivals armed with a digital camera too...... *grin*.... make the most of this summer weather... you all made the excuse that it was too cold last year....lol........

slainte

alison


06 Jul 01 - 10:55 AM (#499799)
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From: MMario

Does anyone know how many people bought this?


06 Jul 01 - 10:24 PM (#500333)
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From: alison

Max is supposed to be keeping a tally.......

slainte

alison