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BS: Chain them women - AGAIN

20 Apr 01 - 01:02 AM (#445121)
Subject: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: Bert

Here's a link to the old thread.

Tree just handed me a plate of dessert. I'm never going to admit it out loud but she is a better cook than I am.


20 Apr 01 - 09:11 AM (#445259)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: gnu

REFRESH


20 Apr 01 - 11:39 AM (#445370)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: GUEST,Karen

If I can find a man that will WILLINGLY cook for me, he can chain me to anything he wants! Okay, maybe NOT to a moving car...


20 Apr 01 - 11:42 AM (#445373)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: mousethief

Sorry, Karen, I'm taken. But if you drop by I'll make you something.

alex


20 Apr 01 - 11:43 AM (#445375)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: Amergin

and where do you live, Karen? *BG*

Peg, take it as the compliment that it was intended as....besides I strongly doubt he would look anywhere as good as a certain oak tree I keep hearing about.....


20 Apr 01 - 11:49 AM (#445384)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: GUEST,Karen

Men! Isn't that just like them? Ask them politely to do something and they can't be bothered. Mention the slight chance of shall we say "physical enjoyment" and they're ALL over it! *VBG* Just kidding, guys! We love you for your musical talents as well.


20 Apr 01 - 12:00 PM (#445394)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: gnu

Slight chance ? Stop using sex as a weapon ( Pat Benitar ? ) and you'll get more "something" done than you thought possible. And I'm not going near the musical talent stuff.


20 Apr 01 - 12:04 PM (#445396)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: GUEST,Karen

Did I mention sex? I could have meant a back rub you know. I rest my case.


20 Apr 01 - 12:09 PM (#445399)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: Amergin

Uh, what is sex? Oh wait....I vaguely remember it....


20 Apr 01 - 12:51 PM (#445422)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: Bedubya

So why is it that guys who would never be caught dead cooking in the kitchen are the ones most addicted to outdoor grilling and barbecuing?

Because it gives them a chance to do two things their mothers never would allow them to do: play with fire and play with their food at the same time.

Bruce


20 Apr 01 - 01:25 PM (#445438)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: Peg

Amergin; the oak tree in question is a 300 year old one, and no I am not chained to it! (though I would do if it meant saving it from being cut down).

peg


20 Apr 01 - 01:37 PM (#445452)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: Amergin

Well, I can't wait to see you....I mean it.....


20 Apr 01 - 02:00 PM (#445470)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: Mrs.Duck

Love to stay and chat but Geoff is calling me from downstairs. My dinner's ready!


20 Apr 01 - 02:07 PM (#445473)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: GUEST,Karen

Oh Mrs. Duck! You go girl!!!!


20 Apr 01 - 02:07 PM (#445474)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: Ely

I know plenty of guys who like to/can cook. I wouldn't call myself a "good cook" because I pretty much do it by the seat of my pants--I'm never really sure what or how much of it went into something--but almost everything I've done has come out A-OK (to the never-ending astonishment of my mother, who considers me hopelessly un-domestic). Maybe I'm just lucky.

Nevertheless, it is time-consuming and any man that chains me to the stove gets a burner-tattoo on his forehead.


20 Apr 01 - 02:19 PM (#445480)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: mousethief

Who said anything about physical enjoyment? All you said was we'd get to chain you to something.

I just like to cook, and if you came over I'd cook you something nice.

alex


20 Apr 01 - 02:24 PM (#445485)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: GUEST,Karen

LOL! Okay, I'll be over at 7pm!


20 Apr 01 - 02:31 PM (#445492)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: mousethief

Oh not tonight. Any night but tonight. My wife is home tonight and there's no we we could have sex. :-)


20 Apr 01 - 02:34 PM (#445497)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: GUEST,Karen

Hey everyone! Did you hear that? Free eats at Mousethief's house. You don't mind if I invite a few friends, do you Mousethief? Chains optional, of course. :)~


20 Apr 01 - 02:47 PM (#445510)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: mousethief

Always free eats at my house for mudcatters. No chains, but they must SING FOR THEIR SUPPER. Or play an instrument. Or dance nude. No exceptions.

Alex


20 Apr 01 - 03:00 PM (#445524)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: gnu

C'mon Karen. Any real man - or woman - knows what you meant. Back rubs ? I can get a reasonable back rub on the door frame.

Why do men enjoy BBQing ? Because it gets them away from the wife for a brief respite from all that nagging doublespeak crap and they can listen to Pat Benitar if they like.


20 Apr 01 - 03:03 PM (#445527)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: GUEST,Karen

Mousethief, I'm sooooo looking forward to din-din at your place. Now have I got this right? You have some old oak tree you're willing to chop down and use for firewood to light up the barbecue?


20 Apr 01 - 03:07 PM (#445531)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: mousethief

Gas barbecue only. Sorry.


20 Apr 01 - 03:10 PM (#445532)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: mousethief

Besides I was planning on stroganoff for tonight. No barbie at all.


20 Apr 01 - 03:17 PM (#445537)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: gnu

mmmffffmmmmfmffmfmfmfm


20 Apr 01 - 03:27 PM (#445550)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: Amergin

Alex, I'm telling.....


20 Apr 01 - 03:28 PM (#445551)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: GUEST,Midchuck upstairs

Mousethief, if that's what you're planning to do, you don't need female companionship...

P.

PS: Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men?

A: So they can stand nearer to the stove.

Q: How many men does it take to open a beer bottle?

A: None. She should open it before she brings it to you.


20 Apr 01 - 03:30 PM (#445554)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: GUEST,Karen

LOL! And were you expecting that beer in a glass or just poured directly over your head?


20 Apr 01 - 03:31 PM (#445558)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: Matt_R

I'm a gas grill guru too, Alex (even better than my Dad, my Mom says...)


20 Apr 01 - 03:33 PM (#445560)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: mousethief

Matt: We got it as a wedding present. Beats buying (and lighting -- oy!) charcoal all the time, anyway, even if the food isn't quite as tasty.

Karen: LOL! Over the head is what is deserved!

Amergin: Telling whom?

Midchuck: what exactly are you referring to with your pronoun, "that"?

Alex


20 Apr 01 - 03:35 PM (#445564)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: GUEST,Midchuck upstairs

Perhaps you meant "stroganoff" as a kind of food.

I though maybe you referred to an activity.

Peter.


20 Apr 01 - 03:41 PM (#445569)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: gnu

Alex... if your BBQ is not very old, the food will taste better as time goes on as long as you use it often and clean only the grill. When you replace the lava rocks, replace only two thirds at a time. This will retain the "flavour" built up in the dirty rocks.


20 Apr 01 - 03:44 PM (#445571)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: mousethief

Ah, burning grease flavor. My fave. :)

Sorry I didn't catch the joke, Midchuck. It's a good pun.

Alex


20 Apr 01 - 03:49 PM (#445574)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: gnu

C'mon Alex. Any real man - or woman - knows what you meant. Hey, copy/paste makes posting easy !


20 Apr 01 - 03:56 PM (#445578)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: mousethief

I meant beef tips and mushrooms and onions in a beef-and-sour-cream gravy, over wide noodles.

Sheesh you people. All you think about is sex.

PS you bring the whipping cream.


20 Apr 01 - 04:00 PM (#445581)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: gnu

Did I mention sex? I could have meant a back rub for your cat. I rest my case. Wish I had thought of ths sooner. Save a lot of typing.


20 Apr 01 - 04:01 PM (#445582)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: mousethief

I don't have a cat, you naughty boy.


20 Apr 01 - 04:05 PM (#445584)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: Uncle_DaveO

GUEST Karen:

About thirty-eight years ago, on about my third date with the lovely lady who is my wife now, I invited her to my apartment for dinner. I served her chilled orange-and-carrot soup, a cheese souffle, and a dessert I forget now. I also forget what the wine was.

Some years later she confided to me that, although she didn't say so at the time, that was the night she decided she was going to marry me.

Dave Oesterreich


20 Apr 01 - 04:07 PM (#445587)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: gnu

And to think that I replaced "innuendo" with "doublespeak" in a previous post.


20 Apr 01 - 04:14 PM (#445595)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: GUEST,Karen

DaveO: your wife is a wise woman! Too bad I didn't date you first. I hope you single boys are taking note: feed your woman and she's yours for life!!!!!!!


20 Apr 01 - 04:18 PM (#445598)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: Bert

Uh Oh! DaveO. Tree tells a remarkably similar story about me.

So OK. you unattached Mudcat guys, brush up on your cooking skills.


20 Apr 01 - 04:21 PM (#445601)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: mousethief

Dave, what's your recipe for chilled orange-and-carrot soup? Sounds wonderful.

Alex


20 Apr 01 - 04:50 PM (#445630)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: gnu

I have impressed a number of women with my Partridge Stew but none of them were impressed with my seemingly constant absence from the first of October to the end of November combined with my inability to take any vacation during the rest of the year becasue my work was too important to take any time off for vacations "together".

I did take my ex on a luxury wilderness vacation experience during one October, but she wanted to go home after the very first night of our environmental adventure just becasue a pack of eastern brush wolves got curious when she went behind my thirteen foot travel trailer after dark to experience the call of nature in the wilds. Hell, I even gave her my old twenty guage for her birthday so she'd feel safe when she went to pee in the dark.

You just can't please some women.


20 Apr 01 - 04:53 PM (#445635)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: mousethief

Some people just have no sense of adventure, gnu. Of both genders, I'm afraid.


20 Apr 01 - 04:57 PM (#445638)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: GUEST,Karen

Sooo, what I'm reading is gnu will provide the meat and mousethief will cook it. It still works for me! I'll bring the wine and corner mousethief's wife so she can tell me just how she got her husband to do all this cooking for her. I could use some tips and she seems to be the girl with the answers.


20 Apr 01 - 05:00 PM (#445640)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: mousethief

Actually the thing that probably clenched it for my wife, back when she was just somebody I was meeting for the second time, was taking her up to Mt. Rainier with a ice chest full of sandwich fixin's and my guitar. We sat underneath the glacier with the cool wind blowing through the thin mountain sunshine, munching turkey sandwiches, while I serenaded her with folk music.

Take it from me, guys -- you don't need to know how to cook.

Although I do. Very well, in fact. For which fact I thank my grandmother (God rest her soul).

Alex


20 Apr 01 - 05:01 PM (#445643)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: Kim C

Alex, this is a whole different side of you.

Where's Chef MMario?


20 Apr 01 - 05:04 PM (#445648)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: annamill

Getting a man to cook is easy. Just don't cook. Eventually they get hungry. ;-)

Love, annamill


20 Apr 01 - 05:04 PM (#445650)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: GUEST,Karen

Hey KimC! Did you hear mousethief's invited us all over for dinner tonight? He's making stroganoff and maybe an orange-and-carrot soup. Dinner's at 7:00.


20 Apr 01 - 05:06 PM (#445652)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: mousethief

Look, don't count on the orange-and-carrot soup unless I can get a recipe. If you all could bring some fresh veggies I'll whip up a dip.

Alex


20 Apr 01 - 05:07 PM (#445655)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: GUEST,Karen

There you go with that "sex" talk again. I wished you'd stop it. ;-)


20 Apr 01 - 05:13 PM (#445659)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: gnu

Karen... wine goes with sauted partridge. A dry German white, to be exact. Snarples with, before actually, the stew. Bring some OJ, black rum and a jar of Marichino ( sp ? ) cherries. Mixed correctly, tis a wonderful libation that soothes the tummy as well as the spirit.

We could have both, as I fancy myself as wily as a fox when it comes to partridge and have a freezer full to prove it. Funny, that doesn't seem to impress very many women.


20 Apr 01 - 05:13 PM (#445660)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: mousethief

You have such a dirty mind! I didn't say we'd SKINNY dip. Sheesh. Besides I don't even have a pool.


20 Apr 01 - 05:16 PM (#445662)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: mousethief

Heck, gnu, I have a shelf full of Patridge Family albums, and that doesn't impress them either. Maybe it's the word? Maybe if you called them "Norwegian Grouse" or something?


20 Apr 01 - 05:16 PM (#445663)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: GUEST,Karen

Ummm, sorry. I thought you mentioned something about a whip. You do have a tub though, don't you?


20 Apr 01 - 05:17 PM (#445664)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: mousethief

Actually no; no tub. Now that Lent is over I'm not using margarine at all, just butter. And when we do use margarine, it's always Nucoa, never the stuff in the tub.

IN the tub it's just that squirty foam soap the kids like.

Alex


20 Apr 01 - 05:20 PM (#445665)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: mousethief

On a similar note, I have a friend who is a perpetual bachelor, very much against his will. The sort of guy who can get a first date with any unattached woman on the planet (he's very good-looking and charming on a first impression) but can't seem to get a 2nd date for the life of him.

Back me up here, now. His bathroom at home is a total mess; the inside of the toilet is black, there is a five-year buildup of electric razor stubble in the sink, and the bathtub looks like it's growing the hair that the stubble in the sink is cut from.

I told him if he wants to get a woman, he needs to clean his bathroom.

HE said that he doesn't bring them to his apartment, why should it matter?

I told him that women can tell if you're the type to clean your bathroom or not. Some sixth sense.

Who's right, me or him?

Alex


20 Apr 01 - 05:25 PM (#445668)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: GUEST,Karen

Yuck! I'm not touching that one!! That reminds me, no chaining me to any dirty bathroom fixtures.


20 Apr 01 - 05:28 PM (#445671)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: mousethief

Alex, this is a whole different side of you.

I didn't even mention the FIRST time we met. I met her at the airport in a suit and tie with a dozen roses. :)

Just an incurable romantic, me.

With a clean bathroom. (Well at that time, anyway-- before her kids moved in!)

Alex


20 Apr 01 - 05:30 PM (#445673)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: Bert

Yer dead right on that one Alex. 'Slob' goes right through to the bone.


20 Apr 01 - 05:34 PM (#445676)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: gnu

Well Alex, I have used the rather fancy term "Kent County Chicken", but to no avail.

I have slob type buddies like that too. They're the ones who make all kinds of comments about my spotless house, like, "Your gonna make someone a good housewife someday." When they start that crap, I tell them the next session is at their place and they back up a bit. Course, even if the lads did make a mess at their place, it probably wouldn't be noticed.


20 Apr 01 - 05:39 PM (#445681)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: gnu

You brought a dozen roses to your first meeting ? YOU MISERABLE SOB !!!!! Trying to make the rest of look bad ?


20 Apr 01 - 05:43 PM (#445684)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: GUEST,Karen

Hmmm, a twenty gauge shotgun or a dozen roses? Tough choice....


20 Apr 01 - 05:44 PM (#445686)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: mousethief

It's a dog-eat-dog world, gnu. If you can't compete with the big dogs, maybe you should go back to the kennel.

Alex


20 Apr 01 - 05:44 PM (#445687)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: Kim C

Alex tell your friend I said YOU'RE right. However... I myself am fastidious about some things, but housekeeping ain't one of them. Anyway a woman doesn't want to have to clean up after a man, especially if she's like me and has enough trouble cleaning up after herself. I subscribe to Oscar Wilde's philosophy that we were meant for better things than pushing around dirt. I will clean up when we have company, though. :-)


20 Apr 01 - 05:48 PM (#445694)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: GUEST,Karen

Don't worry about company tonight. We're all going to Alex's for dinner.


20 Apr 01 - 05:49 PM (#445695)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: mousethief

Yeah when there's company coming even the teenagers chip in and pick up their personal belongings from the front hallway. :-)

I proposed just today, to my wife, that we get a bunch of 55 gallon drums, mark each with a name of one of the kids, and when they leave stuff around the house, just throw it into the drum. Then if they ask, "Hey! Where's my

favorite sweater
Algebra book
PE uniform
soccer candy bars
trombone"

we can just say, "look in the barrel."

Alex :-)

Gnu, don't feel too bad. We had already fallen in love at-a-distance before we first met. It was an internet romance, don'tcha know. Well, this was before the internet as we now know it. It was a BBS-repeater romance. True geek material.

Alex


20 Apr 01 - 05:52 PM (#445702)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: Kim C

Hey, I like that idea about the drums. We'll talk about it when we all come over for dinner. :-D


20 Apr 01 - 05:53 PM (#445704)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: GUEST,Karen

That is sooo sweet! Now I confused though. Was that 55 1-gallon drums or 55-gallon drums. You're not running an orphanage there, are you? Also, would it be okay if I just stuck my kids in their respective drums before they made a mess? It seems that would solve alot of problems up front.


20 Apr 01 - 06:00 PM (#445711)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: mousethief

It's FIVE 55-gallon drums, one for each kid in our "blended" family.

You do wahtever you want with your kid, as long as your social worker (1) doesn't mind, or (2) doesn't find out, or (3) doesn't exist.

Alex


20 Apr 01 - 06:12 PM (#445730)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: gnu

Roses or a twenty guage ? I would never give one of my twenties to a woman unless it was true love and I knew she felt the same way. I am hopeless romantic myself, but not an ardent fool.

Alex, sounds like you are a lucky guy. Good on ya. True love is hard enough to find. True romance is even harder.


20 Apr 01 - 06:13 PM (#445732)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: mousethief

Then there's both, with true friendship thrown in for good measure. You're right. I can count my blessings all day long.

Alex


20 Apr 01 - 07:01 PM (#445765)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: GUEST,Karen

Hi guys, it's me again. I hate to be a bother but do any of you have a bit of chloroform I could borrow? I got my six-year-old in her drum with no problem at all. Just threw some of her toys in and she followed like a lamb. My ten-year-old is giving me a bit of trouble though. Something about "not going anywhere he can't plug in his N64 system". If he gives me much more grief I won't be able to get to Alex's in time for dinner!


20 Apr 01 - 07:35 PM (#445784)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: Morticia

Karen, as a social worker I have to say that I have grave concerns regarding the advisability of raising your children in barrels....unless, of course, you live somewhere remote where the noise won't bother the neighbours. With respect to cloroform, may I suggest a small lump hammer applied lightly to the cranium until the bleating stops? I have always found that quite efficacious in these situations.


20 Apr 01 - 07:40 PM (#445787)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: GUEST,Karen

You are a jewel, Morticia! Thanks for the advice and feel free to stop by Alex's around 7pm tonight for dinner.


20 Apr 01 - 07:57 PM (#445797)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: CamiSu

I got lucky, and also married a man who likes to cook, and is really great at it, BUT the kitchen is a true disaster afterwards. I am not the best about consistently cleaning it up, though I am trying to do better. However, that said, I do most of the carpentry around the house (it's a typical Vermont 30-year project) and the vetting during lambing.

I must admit, though, unless I missed something, that I do feel there IS a problem Karen presented. WHY does her husband cook occaisionally for himself and the kids, but NOT her??!! I am more than a bit appalled at such behavior. Am I out of line here in a thread that has become a fairly happy bit of persiflage? And how does one handle something about that? I know someone mentioned talking about division of chores, but there are skills everyone should have and be ready to share with their family at least!

Softly now. Push the submit button.

CamiSu


20 Apr 01 - 08:03 PM (#445800)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: gnu

Why submit ? Oh, this was a chain thread.


20 Apr 01 - 08:39 PM (#445819)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: gnu

How's the dinner party going ? Sorry I couldn't make it. I know how you were looking forward to the Partridge finger food, but my buddy RJ dropped in and we exchanged tapes. I am listening to Buddy Whassisname and the Other Fellas right now. I'm sure if I was there and put on "Chainsaw Earle" for dinner music, it would contribute to the atmossshhhhphere. Have a Snarple or two for me. I'm off to seek enlightenment with Buddy Whassisname and the Other Fellas and Alfred Lamb for a bit.


20 Apr 01 - 10:04 PM (#445847)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: Uncle_DaveO

Morticia said:

Karen, as a social worker I have to say that I have grave concerns regarding the advisability of raising your children in barrels....unless, of course, you live somewhere remote where the noise won't bother the neighbours. With respect to cloroform, may I suggest a small lump hammer applied lightly to the cranium until the bleating stops? I have always found that quite efficacious in these situations.

Thank you. It's nice to have such sagacious ex-cathedra advice from a social worker.

Dave Oesterreich


20 Apr 01 - 10:19 PM (#445854)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: Uncle_DaveO

CHILLED ORANGE AND CARROT SOUP

3 T butter
1/2 C. chopped onion
3 bunches of small carrots, thinly sliced
2 C. water
1-1/2 C. orange juice
Salt and pepper to taste
1 C light cream
dash nutmeg
finely chopped chives for garnish

Saute the chopped onion in the 3 T butter. Add the 3 bunches of carrots, the water, the orange juice and the salt and pepper to taste. Cook the carrots until tender. Puree the soup when cool in a blender, or rub it through a sieve. If it is too thick, thin it with orange juice to the desired consistency. Cool the soup and chill it. Stir in 1 cup light cream and season with a dash of nutmeg. Garnish each serving with finely chopped chives. Serves 6.

See? I wasn't making it up!

Dave Oesterreich


21 Apr 01 - 12:27 AM (#445892)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: mousethief

Never doubted you for a minute, oud sauw. I want to try it for myself; sounds intriguing!

Now, what constitutes a "bunch of small carrots"? Is that about 1/2 lb. American? 1/3 lb? 1 lb?

Sorry none of you could make it for supper. We decided to forget the strog. and ended up with macaroni and cheese instead. Bowtie pasta, little flecks of ham. Loverly.

Alex


21 Apr 01 - 08:36 AM (#446013)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: Morticia

No problem, DaveO, feel free to quote me at any time *BG*.


21 Apr 01 - 10:12 AM (#446057)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: Uncle_DaveO

Alex, I translated "a small bunch" as the technical cooking term, "about that many."

Actually, if you make it a little too thick you can always "water" it down with orange juice.

Dave Oesterreich


21 Apr 01 - 02:26 PM (#446170)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: lady penelope

Micca's neice is a social worker, she used to have a screen saver at work that read " sod love and understanding, shoot the bastards!"

I've always liked her.

TTFN M'Lady P.


21 Apr 01 - 02:34 PM (#446178)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: GUEST,Karen

Hmmm....interesting idea, Lady Penelope. I may have to rethink my "twenty gauge shotgun or a dozen roses" dilemma.


21 Apr 01 - 03:33 PM (#446204)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: Hollowfox

Obviously many Mudcat Men have figured out that cooking is a socially acceptable way to play with knives and fire. (Thanks, gnu, I'll be adding "their food" to the list as well.)
Morticia, Mark Twain once advised that boys be placed in a barrel from the ages of seven I think) through twelve, receiving food, etc. through the bung hole. When he was asked what should be done when the lads reached the age of twelve, he replied, "Put in the bung, of course."


21 Apr 01 - 05:26 PM (#446259)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: Hollowfox

Alex, when you climbed up there with your date, who carried the ice chest and the guitar?


21 Apr 01 - 05:37 PM (#446268)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: Amergin

If he was smart....her....


21 Apr 01 - 07:11 PM (#446307)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: gnu

Yo !!!! What culinary delight is for our evening repast ce soir ? I just got back from a wild session with three Scots pipers and two drummers - not Hranners, real pipe band drummers. Tapped my feet, clap my hands, and ENJOYED.

I am jacked for a really good scoff. Who's got a recipe ? Last night was the delicious chilled orange and carrot soup, which I shall be giving a whirl soon.

I don't have a dozen roses or even a partridge to give away to the "Chef Soiree", but that shouldn't deter the spirit.... let's have another recipe, anyone ?


21 Apr 01 - 09:05 PM (#446346)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: CarolC

Broccoli Tofu...

One or two heads of broccoli, steamed until tender and broken into bite sized bits
One pound of tofu, crumbled
Butter or margarine
Salt and pepper to taste

Mix everything together on medium heat until the tofu is hot. Enjoy!

(heh heh heh... )


21 Apr 01 - 09:31 PM (#446354)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: CarolC

*heh heh heh* (guess I killed it... )


21 Apr 01 - 10:04 PM (#446376)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: RichM

Back when my son was young, and I was oh so earnest about feeding him healthy food, I would try to sneak tofu into the spaghetti sauce as a thickener. Nope, didn't work.
He has a good nose, and a great sense of taste. Should be a wine tester --or a chef...

Anyway, a nice snack is a shrimp rollup.
take a lebanese flatbreak or anything similar, pull it into two halves and fill it with a shrimp mixture:

a handful of cooked, or canned shrimp, chopped or whole.
a dollop of mayonnaise, the real stuff, NOT low fat. a bit of salt, pepper and paprika--and if you have it, saffron!
Add some finely shredded lettuce, rollup, and eat with your favorite drink...beer or white wine is good!


21 Apr 01 - 10:05 PM (#446377)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: RichM

Back when my son was young, and I was oh so earnest about feeding him healthy food, I would try to sneak tofu into the spaghetti sauce as a thickener. Nope, didn't work.
He has a good nose, and a great sense of taste. Should be a wine tester --or a chef...

Anyway, a nice snack is a shrimp rollup.
take a lebanese flatbreak or anything similar, pull it into two halves and fill it with a shrimp mixture:

a handful of cooked, or canned shrimp, chopped or whole.
a dollop of mayonnaise, the real stuff, NOT low fat. a bit of salt, pepper and paprika--and if you have it, saffron!
Add some finely shredded lettuce, rollup, and eat with your favorite drink...beer or white wine is good!


22 Apr 01 - 03:46 AM (#446498)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: Bert

Broccoli Tofu! - Bloody Sadist!


22 Apr 01 - 03:58 AM (#446499)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: CarolC

(heh heh heh... )


22 Apr 01 - 07:52 AM (#446538)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: John P

Broccoli Tofu is great! We eat it fairly often. Sometimes we sautee it with some mushrooms instead of steaming it, using balsamic vinegar in place of most of the oil. Try tossing in a handful of raw almonds, or some red pepper flakes if you want spicy food. Or add a bit of steamed yam. The folks I work with think I am very strange because I eat a baked tofu sandwich almost every day for lunch. Yumm! (heh heh heh . . .)

Last night I sauteed some onion, garlic, and mushrooms in balsamic vinegar. Added a bunch of chopped asparagus and some fresh roma tomatoes at the last minute. Served it over spinach pasta with a little pesto. It was really good. There's enough left over to have tonight as well. Yumm!

John Peekstok


22 Apr 01 - 01:16 PM (#446663)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: CarolC

John P, please tell me how you bake your tofu. Do you marinate it first? I haven't baked tofu in a while, but I used to freeze tofu and thaw it out to make it porous, and then I'd marinate slices of it in sesame oil, soy sauce, salt and ginger, and then bake it. It was pretty good, but I've been wondering if there's a better way.

I had a dream last night about picking asparagus. Probably Freudian or something.


22 Apr 01 - 01:18 PM (#446667)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: gnu

OUCH !!!


23 Apr 01 - 01:25 AM (#447114)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: mousethief

I carried the ice box and she carried the guitar, if I recall. It wasn't that far from the car.

Alex


23 Apr 01 - 07:25 AM (#447182)
Subject: RE: BS: Chain them women - AGAIN
From: John P

CarolC, I start with extra firm tofu, wrap it in a towel and press it to remove as much excess moisture as possible. Slice it into 1/4" slabs and lay them on a cookie sheet with a thin coat of olive oil on it. Bake at 350 for 10 minutes, flip the slices and bake for another 10 minutes. The olive oil gives the tofu a hint of flavor and a bit of surface, without making it strongly flavored the way it gets if you marinate it. I put it on a sandwich with some sort of fancy mustard and dill pickles. I do a very similar marinate to yours when I want more of a dinner meal sort of thing with more flavor instead of sandwich fixins.

John