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24 Apr 01 - 08:08 AM (#447970) Subject: Jedi: what unclean beasts? From: Steve Parkes Ifthe move to get Jedi recognised as an "official" religion in the UK succeeds, I think it would be useful to know what it proscribes. Can we declare the sheep to be unclean? We can then object to children being taught "Mary had a little lamb", for example. (I believe a similar thing happened with the three little pigs with the Moslems. It's this kind of thing that lets people know your religion is a force to be reckoned with.) May the twenty-fourth be with you, Steve |
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24 Apr 01 - 08:15 AM (#447976) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Patrish(inactive) April the twenty fourth is with me ? Patrish |
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24 Apr 01 - 08:18 AM (#447978) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Steve Parkes Don't get smart with me, you sheep! |
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24 Apr 01 - 08:35 AM (#447993) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Crazy Eddie "Steal the forks, Luke. Steal the forks" Can we have a sacred animal too? I'd like to nominate the Dormouse ('cos it's cute) or possibly the Aardvark. :o) On the other hand we could nominate the possum, making Spaw either a saint or a heretic, depending on interopretation! But please, let's not pick anyone else's sacred animal as our unclean animal or anyone else's unclean animal as our sacred one. There's enough conflict in the world already.
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24 Apr 01 - 08:37 AM (#447995) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Patrish(inactive) Baa |
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24 Apr 01 - 08:39 AM (#447996) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: LR Mole Don't let some swine pull the wool over your eyes, eh?Good for ewe!Good thing you're no Leihabout. Yoda man. |
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24 Apr 01 - 08:43 AM (#447998) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Les from Hull Yer, go for the Aardvark. Aard vark never hurt anybody. And we'd be the first in the ABC list of sacred animals. Yet there is something appealing about having a sacred animal that spends so much of its time asleep. May the fourth would have to be a major holy day. May the farce be with you, Les |
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24 Apr 01 - 08:43 AM (#447999) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Irish sergeant Give in to the darkside of mudcat young chordwalker! |
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24 Apr 01 - 08:55 AM (#448008) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Micca I think you should follow Bokononism, rather than these false \Jedi, If you are going to follow a False prophet, follow a REAL false Prophet, Bokonon!!! |
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24 Apr 01 - 08:56 AM (#448012) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: kendall We cant have an Aardvark, it eats ants. That makes it a carnivore. Live long and prosper. sorry, wrong farce. |
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24 Apr 01 - 09:03 AM (#448014) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: MMario it's an insectivore; helping clean the planet of pests.
The HOLYAardvark had an ark |
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24 Apr 01 - 09:08 AM (#448018) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Geoff the Duck If we all become Jedi will we have to worship at the temple of Pizza the Hut? |
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24 Apr 01 - 09:11 AM (#448021) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Grab Cept it can't succeed, cos it won't be recognised as an official religion (according to official reports). And there's a nice hefty fine for lying on your census form.... Graham. |
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24 Apr 01 - 09:17 AM (#448023) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: clansfolk Just for clarification - If you do enter Jedi as your religion it will just be bundle with the rest of the "other" and as such whether 10,000 or 2,000,000,000,000,000,000 people include Jedi as their religion it will NOT become a religion or be included in further forms as a choice! May the farce be with you..... Pete |
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24 Apr 01 - 09:21 AM (#448025) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: clansfolk PS The fine doesn't apply to religious beliefs (I suppose It would be too hard to prove!) Pete |
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24 Apr 01 - 09:28 AM (#448034) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Caitrin Your ancient religion is dead, Kenobi. Turn to the Dark Side. ~Darth Caitrin |
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24 Apr 01 - 09:33 AM (#448039) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Patrish(inactive) Take the first three letters of your first name and tack on the first two letters of your surname. Then take the first two letters of your mum's maiden name and add the first three letters of your place of birth.
And voila! You've got your Star Wars name.
Mines Patto Kezim |
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24 Apr 01 - 09:38 AM (#448044) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Mrrzy Wasn't there another one of those, with the street you lived on and something and you got the name you'd have if you were a hooker, or something? -Mrrce Festl, what a great name! |
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24 Apr 01 - 09:38 AM (#448045) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: sian, west wales Dang me if you ain't right, Patrish! Siath Ripor |
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24 Apr 01 - 09:41 AM (#448049) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Caitrin Ooo...neat. ~Katas Edaus PS- The way I heard for coming up with your stripper name is the name of your first pet for a first name and the first street you lived on for a last name. (It works a little -too- well for me--I end up with "Polly Beaver") |
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24 Apr 01 - 09:46 AM (#448052) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: RWilhelm It's certainly violent enough to be an earth religion. |
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24 Apr 01 - 09:50 AM (#448054) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler Clapton's almost written a hymn for it: Leia "got me on my knees, Leia".[we won't mention Sir Cliff's Millennium Falcon Prayer...] Is this a nicotine free church or can we bring Chewbacca? RtS (dearly beloved when R2D2 or C3PO are gathered together...) |
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24 Apr 01 - 09:50 AM (#448055) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Caitrin Jedi isn't nearly violent enough--that's part of the problem we Sith Lords and Ladies have with it. They only fight for that silly "good" stuff, causes and whatnot. What a waste of time. They obviously don't understand the kind of power one can use the Force to achieve. |
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24 Apr 01 - 09:55 AM (#448057) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Mrrzy Durzy de Mercure... too strange for me, I like my Jedi name better! And can the sacred/unclean animals be sentient? How about declaring Jar Jar Binks unclean? Or does it have to be something you might eat? What are the rules of this pleasant pastime? |
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24 Apr 01 - 10:15 AM (#448063) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: okthen Does this mean shepherds are baa-stewards ? cheers bill |
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24 Apr 01 - 10:27 AM (#448067) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: hesperis LOL!!! Anyway, here's a link to one of the Star Wars Name threads. |
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24 Apr 01 - 10:31 AM (#448072) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Les from Hull Should we have a ruling that all princesses have to wear danish pastries on their ears? It'll give them something to nibble on at least. Don't pay heed to the vile writings of that sheep of an unbeliever who calls herself Caitrin. Leswa Wahul aka Leswa Wakin |
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24 Apr 01 - 10:32 AM (#448076) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Mrrzy Aah, according to that thread, I am really Mrresz Cestl... I like that too! |
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24 Apr 01 - 10:35 AM (#448079) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: English Jon Me and my cousin put ourselves down as "dark lords of the sith" Darth Jimmy and Darth Johny. ho ho ho. "Jonlo Bepet" AKA English Jon
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24 Apr 01 - 10:37 AM (#448082) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Caitrin Hah! Don't try to deny the Dark Side, Les! You will fail, as others have before you. The Empire is mighty; the Dark Side is powerful beyond your wildest dreams. We shall crush you Rebel scum. |
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24 Apr 01 - 10:43 AM (#448094) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Steve Parkes By the Sacred Myrmecophage! What have I started? Maybe we should declare lambs OK--we don't want to upset theChristians, they're real dirty bastards in a fight. Stepa Heblo BTW, I've discovered that the sheep-lovers are already on to us: Google gives 72--yes, 72!--results for "shhep" Lassie Brocklehurst ... that must be my sheepdog name. |
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24 Apr 01 - 10:50 AM (#448100) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: MMario I get 97 hits for "shhep" - they must be fast breeders! |
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24 Apr 01 - 10:53 AM (#448103) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Midchuck What I love about the Mudcat is that it makes me think I may be relatively normal after all. P. |
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24 Apr 01 - 10:59 AM (#448110) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Midchuck At first reading, I thought this thread was about unclean breasts, and was going to offer to come running with a washcloth. Drat. P. |
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24 Apr 01 - 11:02 AM (#448112) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Les from Hull That's Mister Scum to you, Caitrin. |
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24 Apr 01 - 11:06 AM (#448116) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Mad Maudlin Same with me, Midchuck. Though it's quite depressing to think that one's normal, isn't it? so dull and boring... :-) Now, if I had to decide I'd make the ladybug the sacred animal. They're cute and they eat the pests that try to kill my flowers. But are there ladybugs in that galaxy far, far away? If there are none, let's have the bantha instead! It's not cute but at least it's big and hairy. BTW, I wonder what those allusions to Spaw and the possum mean. Please enlighten a poor newbie :-) Nagut Werum (my Star Wars name really sucks :-) |
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24 Apr 01 - 11:08 AM (#448120) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: MMario M Maudlin - do a fourm search on "cleigh o'possum". But be sure and wash your hands afterwords! |
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24 Apr 01 - 11:19 AM (#448132) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: LR Mole Hm...my star wars name sounds as though I had been eating too much peanut butter (Flpr!), but the other one is Amtrak Calla. Not much of a stripper. |
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24 Apr 01 - 11:32 AM (#448142) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Mrrzy I like Nagut Werum, actually! And thanks, I was too shy to ask about the possum thing. Will peruse forthwith. |
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24 Apr 01 - 11:39 AM (#448147) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: sledge Holy animal - Wombat. Unclean animal - chihuahau Sledge |
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24 Apr 01 - 11:42 AM (#448152) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: MMario Do ladybugs dream of plaid orangatangs? |
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24 Apr 01 - 11:50 AM (#448163) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Caitrin Fine, Mr. Rebel Scum. You'll still be smashed under the mighty fist of the Empire in the end. |
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24 Apr 01 - 11:53 AM (#448167) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Les from Hull That's true. I'm well-known for getting smashed. |
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24 Apr 01 - 11:57 AM (#448171) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: mousethief Well once you guys get your religion up and running, let me be the first to offer you an interfaith dialogue. Together we can help stomp out christian-bashing and jedi-bashing ... together! Alex |
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24 Apr 01 - 11:59 AM (#448176) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: First Amendment Please note that Alex/Mousethief did not mention any desire to stomp out Jew-bashing. However, it my duty to protect Alex/Mousethief's right not to express such a desire. First Amendment |
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24 Apr 01 - 12:01 PM (#448185) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: First Amendment Please note that Alex/Mousethief did not mention any desire to stomp out Jew-bashing. However, it my duty to protect Alex/Mousethief's right not to express such a desire. First Amendment |
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24 Apr 01 - 12:22 PM (#448207) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Steve Parkes Yes, but only once! |
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24 Apr 01 - 12:30 PM (#448215) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: harpmolly LOL Steve! :D Okay, I don't know about this... Molba Dosta? sounds kind of dorky to me. hmmm... and I definitely vote that Jar Jar be declared unclean. Now, the young Obi Wan on the other hand...no complaints there. He's spanking clean. (Crap. Really didn't need to go down that road. Well, there's another workday shot to hell...;)) Molba Toasta |
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24 Apr 01 - 12:53 PM (#448241) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: GUEST,Hare Hare Krishna Krishna or Buddhist-bashing too. and Hindu-bashing. and Muslim-bashing. and Baha'i-bashing. and Zoroastrian-bashing. and Wiccan-bashing. and Theosophist-bashing. and Bobist-bashing. and CargoCultist-bashing. |
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24 Apr 01 - 01:06 PM (#448255) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: LR Mole This almost makes my name peanut butter and Jedi. |
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24 Apr 01 - 01:36 PM (#448276) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Naemanson I'm large and hairy, Mad Maudlin, can I be the sacred animal? |
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24 Apr 01 - 03:28 PM (#448345) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Wavestar It all seemed too good to be true. *sigh* Jesbu Palyo, the chastened. |
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24 Apr 01 - 03:32 PM (#448347) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Caitrin Hey, I don't want to stop Jedi bashing. Jedi bashing is what being a Sith Lady is all about. If I don't get to vaporize Jedi Knights with my light saber, that takes half the fun out of joining the Dark Side! |
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24 Apr 01 - 05:49 PM (#448443) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Matt_R The Empire must be destroyed! And WHO has the most TIE fighter kills? Goodwyn Hawtayne, that's me. Nothing is more gratifying than flying strait into a hail of fire from a Class-B Imperial frigate and ramming a fistload of proton-torpedoes down it's throat! Tie fighters, bombers, interceptors...they all feel the bite of my ion cannon! Up the Rebel Alliance! I eat Sith for BREAKFAST! --Goodwyn Hawtayne, Flight leader, Red Squadron of Calamari Cruiser Defiance. |
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24 Apr 01 - 06:14 PM (#448471) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: mousethief That's the trouble with those rebels. Never could spell. |
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24 Apr 01 - 06:16 PM (#448475) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: kendall Why not Salacious Crumm? he's funny looking. Or, I could go along with the Bantha. There is someone at my door...what? sand people? Oh, NO!! |
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24 Apr 01 - 06:20 PM (#448483) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Amergin I, Natto Tobon, shall henceforth be the God of the New Jedi Order as we sweep across the galaxy crushing the unworthy beneath the heels of my might. |
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24 Apr 01 - 06:50 PM (#448519) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Chicken Charlie To return to the initial question, may I nominate the miniature schnauzer? They seem to have no redeeming social values. |
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24 Apr 01 - 07:07 PM (#448534) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Caitrin Just try it, Rebel Boy. Your puny ion cannon is nothing in the face of the full power of the Dark Side of the Force. I could crush your little skull with a flick of my wrist. ~Darth Caitrin, Sith Lady, who has a Death Star that will gladly blow your cruiser to smithereens. |
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24 Apr 01 - 07:11 PM (#448536) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Matt_R So many have said so, yet here I stand. |
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24 Apr 01 - 07:15 PM (#448541) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: toadfrog I think the Jedi were intended to be a religion. Whatshisname that made the movie was an apostle of Joseph Campbell, who is all the time being denounced on the Web as a horseman of the Apocalypse, apostle of New Age religion, and the like (look for Joseph Campbell on googol (not "google" and see what fascinating stuff turns up). |
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24 Apr 01 - 07:15 PM (#448543) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Nemesis Re. first post "Mary had a little lamb" Did you know she actually existed? I was drinking beer in what was her house here in Worthing the other night... I tried a "surreal experience thread" on that as we had been out listening to Bob Fox - but just got a rant thread about F&M. Liam Neeson's sister lives in Worthing too - just to stray back to SWs - Star Trek anyone? Councillor Diana Troy used to be in Rep. here too
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24 Apr 01 - 07:18 PM (#448548) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Caitrin We're just biding our time, Hawtayne. When the time is right, we shall strike. Oo...Star Trek. :) I'm a Next Generation/DS9 junkie. |
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24 Apr 01 - 09:01 PM (#448631) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: GUEST,Julie B leaving for airport "Can we declare the sheep to be unclean?" ....would Ewe Anne McGregor be an exception? (aka young Obi-wan) :-) Julie B |
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24 Apr 01 - 09:31 PM (#448648) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: thosp honestly -- can't we just apropriate some other religions' sacred animal? -- it worked for alot of other religions! -- a cow would be good for example and we could claim the expression "don't have a cow" as our own ----------- also MattR -i had sith for breakfast once - and i think it's highly over rated thomc bro ra (aka) peace (Y) thosp |
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24 Apr 01 - 09:43 PM (#448656) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Matt_R I know, but it was ingratiating to watch his face as I wacked his leg off and fried it with me eggs. I also carry the mutilated head of Darth Maul in my toolbox, which I cut from his rotting bifurcated body. I'm just a man with a red guitar, three chords and the truth, and a shitload of meta-chlorines. How 'bout you? |
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24 Apr 01 - 10:04 PM (#448673) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: thosp well that explaines it i guess -- mine was'nt rotting and i was told the intestines were a delicasy -- maybe i should have tried the legs with the red guitar peace (Y) thosp |
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25 Apr 01 - 12:09 AM (#448735) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Chip2447 I don't know nuttin bout no sacred animals but we must worship the holy relic of duct tape as it represents the force....A light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. Haral Maco |
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25 Apr 01 - 04:33 AM (#448777) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Dave the Gnome Maybe Jedi will start to split into different factions. We will get Jedist monks who cannot talk because they are always too drunk on the beer they make. Jeduits can start purging the religion of unbelievers by applying cruel head-dresses to princesses.... And what's with this Sith business. I thought he was an old bloke with a big moustache on Emmerdale??? Dave the Gnome, or Irish Jedi Davpo StPat!!! |
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25 Apr 01 - 05:50 AM (#448803) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Crazy Eddie MMario Do ladybugs dream of plaid orangatangs? sounds more like "BladeRunner" than "Starwars" I think. "Plaid Orangutangs" sounds pretty zany though! |
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25 Apr 01 - 06:09 AM (#448811) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Steve Parkes Deanna Troy came from my home town of Walsall, you know. She'd look good with pretzels ... so did Sue Lawley and Noddy Holder, and Boy George lived there for a year. I think Walsall would benefit from the Death Star treatment, actually, but leave the Art Gallery and the Black Statue of Princess Di of as a warning to future generations. Steve |
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25 Apr 01 - 07:36 AM (#448835) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Mad Maudlin Back after two days of not being able to access Mudcat..AAARGH! :-) Love this thread! Naemanson: That depends. Do you eat people when I point at them and say, "Look, bantha fodder"? Large and hairy...large and hairy...hang on...hey, it's you, Chewbacca! I didn't know you were a Mudcatter (Mudwookie?) *BG* MMario: of course they do. What did you think? Mrrzy: *blush* thanks. Sorry, got to go, those stormtroopers are sticking parking tickets on my X-Wing again. Damn!
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25 Apr 01 - 07:47 AM (#448844) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Nemesis Walsall for Deathstar treament - nah, Worthing first - that's "the place to beam" (with apologies to Brighton's slogan for city status bid) |
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25 Apr 01 - 10:29 AM (#448989) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Uncle_DaveO As to sacred and unclean animals, you folks are just SO terracentric! in your nominations! It's clear that the unclean animal just has to be the flonkwrolt, from Fargelion III! Dave Oesterreich (that's a weird enough name for anyone!) |
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25 Apr 01 - 10:30 AM (#448992) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Caitrin Just a warning... *cue dramatic Imperial music* My Death Star is now fully operational. I have heard that the rebel scum is congregating in a bar known as The Mudcat Tavern (doubtlessly another one of that Calrissian fellow's places), therefore it shall be the test target. You are powerless to stop me. Mwahahahahahaha! |
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25 Apr 01 - 10:33 AM (#448996) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: GUEST,Matt_R All through history the way of truth and love has always won. There have been tyrants and murderers, and for a time they can seem invincible, but in the end they always fall, always. --Mohandas Gandhi |
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25 Apr 01 - 10:36 AM (#448999) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Mad Maudlin Caitrin: Bah. We rebels aren't afraid of anything. So come here if you dare! Nyah nyah nyah! BTW, I've just viewed the possum pics. Spaw, I'm shocked. I always thought you were a decent person. *BG* Got to lie down in a darkened room until the shaking wears off... |
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25 Apr 01 - 10:44 AM (#449003) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: GUEST,Matt_R Yeah! Not afraid of ANYTHING! After all, our SOA kickball team is called "The Black Goats of Death", and our motto is "Bleed Fire. Vomit Darkness. Play Kickball." Your Death Star is merely a really big magic 8-ball filled with pinball machine parts. --Goodwyn Hawtayne |
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25 Apr 01 - 10:51 AM (#449007) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler To get back to the original question... naked mole-rats have always given me the creeps, so I nominate them (sorry, guys, but only a mother could love you..)See: Here RtS |
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25 Apr 01 - 03:56 PM (#449260) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Mad Maudlin Wooo-hoo! And we play Rollerball as well! And we eat our lettuce raw! Boy, are we brave! Nagut Werum Er...Roger: Yes, they're, um, optically challenged, but do you want to have them as sacred animals or as unclean beasts? |
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25 Apr 01 - 04:03 PM (#449262) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Mad Maudlin BTW, here's a little something for Buford, Paw, Cletus & the Reg boys: This is my first blue clicky, so I hope it works... |
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25 Apr 01 - 04:08 PM (#449267) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Mad Maudlin Damn, it should have been REdneck Jedi Sorry! |
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25 Apr 01 - 04:53 PM (#449312) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Caitrin Hah, yourselves, Rebel Scum! We'll see who's laughing when the Tavern is buried under 2000 gallons of Turkey Turd Beer. |
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25 Apr 01 - 05:04 PM (#449322) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Naemanson Mad Maudlin, I don't eat them, I hug them. I lookie, lookie, lookie, For a sweet Mudwookie To share with me mudnoo... what?! NOOOOO! BZZZZWWHIPPPP! It was Darth Sweeney Todd and his lightrazor! I was lucky to escape with my head! Just a naked mudwookie, Wishing for mudnookie, While I play hookie, From my lost bouzookie. |
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25 Apr 01 - 05:56 PM (#449362) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Mad Maudlin Darth Caitrin: Hmmm, I *love* Turkey Turd! We drink that a lot, here on Corellia... *burp* Don't know about the other Rebels, though, maybe those little sissies don't know what good beer is... Naemanson, okay, nice try. But I think I'll make you my sacred animal nevertheless. If only for your poetry. :-) And I'll help you fight Darth Sweeney Todd - just keep him at bay until the batteries of his lightrazor run out. I saw him buy those cheap ones, so it must only be a matter of minutes. Shaving a Mudwookie's fur...grrrrrrr....how could he! |
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25 Apr 01 - 06:10 PM (#449375) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Midchuck Star Wars is to science fiction as Hot New Country is to country music. Why don't you people try some of the good stuff? Peter. |
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25 Apr 01 - 06:26 PM (#449398) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: lady penelope No No NO NoNo.It's....... Stage name : - 2nd christian name followed by your street name. eg Penelope Chewton Porn star name : - the name of your 1st pet followed by your mothers' maiden name. eg Snowball Burns " These are not the sheep you're looking for." Micwa bulon |
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26 Apr 01 - 03:17 AM (#449638) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Steve Parkes Tom Cartersfield ... I think that's got soemthing. Lassie Heighton ... er, I think that's got something as well, but something ... else! Pete Starkers (1964) |
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26 Apr 01 - 03:51 AM (#449645) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Chip2447 OH OH Thread drift... Arthur Zee; mite work. As truthfull as it mite be, Tiny Clevanger just does'nt have that porn star ring to it. |
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26 Apr 01 - 10:02 AM (#449770) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Steve Parkes I've just realised that my daughter's PS name would be "Harry Hill"--I don't know whether I should be relieved or worried. "Repa Hisut" may be an improvement (who can say?), but "Alexandra Castle" sounds like a railway engine! Steve |
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26 Apr 01 - 10:18 AM (#449788) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler Still favour naked molerats as unclean beasts. Stage name: Martin Fernbank Pornstar: Rex Nechells Star Wars:Rogsh Chbir (nah, sounds like a curry) Still prefer to be: RtS (The one and only- "there'll never, be another, missus"-Max Miller) |
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26 Apr 01 - 10:42 AM (#449813) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Naemanson I finally figured out my Star Wars name and Porn Star Name. Star Wars name: Brebu Damid Porn Star Name: Christy Route 2 I guess my career as a porn star has been cut short at the gitgo. |
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26 Apr 01 - 11:31 AM (#449847) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Mad Maudlin Hmmm...what about people who have no second name? Does that mean they'll never get famous? *sniff* My porn star name would be Nicky Haupt (I lived on a Hauptstrasse, or Main Street). Naemanson, I like "Route 2"! May I call you Mr Route 2 ? :-) |
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26 Apr 01 - 12:26 PM (#449890) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Caitrin Hey now, Midchuck! The fact that I like Star Wars doesn't change the fact that I've read more than my fair share of Heinlein, Asimov, and Verne. As for stage name, I end up as "Marie Spring". *grins* Good thing I'm a techie and don't need it. |
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26 Apr 01 - 01:35 PM (#449961) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Amergin Hmmm.....My stage name is Isaac Northtenth...... My porn name is Cocoa Tompkins..... |
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26 Apr 01 - 01:44 PM (#449965) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Mad Maudlin Right, Caitrin, the same goes for me. I've read nearly everything of Asimov, Heinlein, Niven, the whole bunch. good to know that there's another Asimov fan out there, I thought I was the sole survivor :-)
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26 Apr 01 - 03:03 PM (#450077) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Naemanson You ain't the only survivor, Mad Maudlin. On the day Isaac died I stood in my living room and cried. It signalled the passing of an era. Heinlein, Niven, Asimov, Anderson, etc. Some gone some still with us. the new guys have a whole different flavor. But that's the thread creep we need to avoid.
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26 Apr 01 - 04:13 PM (#450132) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Nemesis Hilch Saucra - obviously my own personal version of nihilism and porn star name: Sandy St Mary - that sounds like a small village in the middle of a large scale OS map! |
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26 Apr 01 - 04:28 PM (#450145) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Mad Maudlin Naemanson, your Wookie poetry is really cool! The full body wig nearly made me snort my tea all over my monitor! There's a cartoon in it somewhere, I'll see if I get it out. Wish I could write fun stuff like that, but sadly, I'm just a scrawny little Rebel pilot in dire need of a haircut and no sense for poetry...but wait...there's something creeping into my brain:
The Rebel Pilot's Space Chantey
Then I'll cut off my long yellow hair, Ahem. My two cents. (Yeah I know, but it's late at night here so don't yell at me :-)
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26 Apr 01 - 05:08 PM (#450172) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Naemanson Late at night? Are you on the eastern shore of the pond?
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26 Apr 01 - 05:10 PM (#450174) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Mad Maudlin Yes, indeed. To be exact, from Germany. Didn't you notice the accent? :-) |
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26 Apr 01 - 10:18 PM (#450300) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Naemanson Answer: 9W Question: Do you spell you name with a "V", Herr Wagner? (Stolen from the pun thread) No I didn't notice any accent. Funny about the coincidence. One of my coworkers just left today to visit her daughter in Germany.
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27 Apr 01 - 01:59 PM (#450544) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Mad Maudlin Ve ssink sis is not funny! *BG* That's really funny that your coworker went to Germany! She should have picked a better time, though, the weather is rotten over here--not that it's always raining: No! It also hails! Wish I was back on Tatooine...
Oh give me a home where the Sandpeople roam,
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27 Apr 01 - 02:47 PM (#450586) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Naemanson A Mudwoookie am I, And I fly Tattooine;s skies In search of Darth Todd Whose eye is rather odd His light razor's slick, And he shaved me so quick And when the hair was gone And on the floor scattered round This Wookie now pale and pink, Away to hide had to slink But now once more I stand and roar Over the sands I dip and soar, Revenge is all that's on my mind, That barber I swear I'll find, My body wig covers me well, Once more with pride I swell Soon I'll have my fill And his life's blood I will spill.
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27 Apr 01 - 03:32 PM (#450621) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Caitrin Imperial Space Chantey It's a hey-ho, heigh-ho Cruisin' through the stars Shootin' down the Rebels and hangin' out in bars It's a ho-hey, heigh-hey Our soldiers cannot aim But still the Dark will triumph and the Light go up in flames! ~Darth Caitrin |
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27 Apr 01 - 03:54 PM (#450641) Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Mad Maudlin *sniff* Wookie, I hardly knew ye! Hmmm...a poetry competition you want, Darth Caitrin? Hmmm? Alright, you asked for it! The Rebel Space Chantey #2
We're close to the Death Star, it hangs in the sky,
We're a bunch of no-goods but still we win fame,
And when this is over we'll have such a binge,
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