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BS: Jingle Bells (Any Morris Dancers here?)

23 May 01 - 03:36 PM (#468894)
Subject: Jingle Bells
From: pipsqueak

Are there any Morris Dancer's round here ?


23 May 01 - 03:43 PM (#468902)
Subject: RE: BS: Jingle Bells
From: MMario

yup! they should be around sooner or later.


23 May 01 - 03:47 PM (#468907)
Subject: RE: BS: Jingle Bells
From: pipsqueak

oh .... I was just asking because I was such a bitch to some recently and wanted to apologise !


23 May 01 - 05:27 PM (#468983)
Subject: RE: BS: Jingle Bells
From: vectis

Did you hear the one about the morris dancer who came home to find his wife in bed with a fellow morris man.
They were wearing nothing but their bells!


23 May 01 - 05:34 PM (#468988)
Subject: RE: BS: Jingle Bells
From: GUEST

I may be dim, Vectis, but I don't get it...


23 May 01 - 06:44 PM (#469033)
Subject: RE: BS: Jingle Bells
From: GUEST,raggytash

Me Neither


24 May 01 - 06:45 PM (#469857)
Subject: RE: BS: Jingle Bells
From: vectis

Neither did the husband. Or at least that's what he told the divorce court.


25 May 01 - 12:54 PM (#470362)
Subject: RE: BS: Jingle Bells
From: GUEST,JohnB

Apology accepted. There is one thing though, Morris Dancers never really notice when someone is being bitchy, water off a Ducks back and all.


28 May 01 - 04:24 PM (#471851)
Subject: RE: BS: Jingle Bells
From: ermintrudeclaire

have you heard the huw and tony williams version of jungle bells that relates to morris men? i love it - but then i am not a morris man......


28 May 01 - 04:34 PM (#471855)
Subject: RE: BS: Jingle Bells
From: RichM

As a Canadian, I am mystified about the term "morris dancer". Why do people heap abuse on them?

Rich


29 May 01 - 08:40 AM (#472203)
Subject: RE: BS: Jingle Bells
From: Snuffy

If you're not allowed to make insensitive, hurtful and malicious remarks about blacks, Jews, Irish, Poles, gays, etc, what does that leave you? Just Morris Dancers and the English.

And with us English morris dancers you get a "toofer". So fire away - as was stated above, it's all water off a duck's back.

Wassail! V


29 May 01 - 11:20 AM (#472291)
Subject: RE: BS: Jingle Bells
From: Gervase

Cheer up Snuffy - after all, God was kind enough to invent line dancers so morris dancers could finally have someone to insult!


29 May 01 - 12:36 PM (#472362)
Subject: RE: BS: Jingle Bells
From: Kim C

Everybody talks about Morris dancing, but nobody does anything about it....

Seriously, though, I hear people talking about this and I still know NOTHING about it. Even a little Net surfing really didn't tell me much.

So what's it all about?


29 May 01 - 12:46 PM (#472373)
Subject: RE: BS: Jingle Bells
From: Burke

Kim, Here's one information page I found by searching Morris dancing at Yahoo. Morris Dancing

It's usually six guys dressed in funny clothes dancing in lines of 3 facing each other. They wear bells on thier shins and wave handkerchiefs or sticks when dancing. It's very, very old. It's very athletic & women do it now days as well.


29 May 01 - 01:57 PM (#472435)
Subject: RE: BS: Jingle Bells
From: Kim C

Thanks Burke!


29 May 01 - 08:11 PM (#472684)
Subject: RE: BS: Jingle Bells
From: Snuffy

Don't need to cheer up, Gervase. We don't give a hoot whether we're loved or insulted. We just ARE. You might as well try to slag off a lake to see if you can upset it.