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Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!

07 Jun 01 - 11:46 AM (#478403)
Subject: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: Noreen

I've just uploaded a lovely picture of Sam Pirt and his smile taken at the recent Mudcat Yorkshire Gathering at the Jug in Chapel Haddlesey.

Since Sam (with Ian and Bill) is now an international star, I thought more of you might like to see it, and perhaps provide a caption....

(Feel free to look at the rest of the photos in the albums while you're there).

Noreen


07 Jun 01 - 11:57 AM (#478409)
Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: Naemanson

Sam wasn't really playing in that picture. You can see his fingers...


07 Jun 01 - 12:01 PM (#478415)
Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: KingBrilliant

Ah - the Pirt young Sam. Lovely photo, but I can't for the life of me think of a caption.

Kris


07 Jun 01 - 12:04 PM (#478417)
Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: Linda Kelly

Bill is saying to Sam:
'I don't want to worry you but I see ectoplasm coming out of your left shoulder!'


07 Jun 01 - 12:06 PM (#478418)
Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: MMario

I don't get it. Bill doesn't have a plate, he has an ashtray....


07 Jun 01 - 12:07 PM (#478420)
Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: dwditty

"What? Me Worry?"


07 Jun 01 - 12:12 PM (#478423)
Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: Matt_R

"YERRRK!! I got me bollox caught in my bellows!!"


07 Jun 01 - 12:16 PM (#478425)
Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: GUEST

Thinks, "If I keep grinning away and look friendly you'll ignore this accordian and refill my beer."


07 Jun 01 - 12:18 PM (#478427)
Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: MMario

I'm glad someone said it!


07 Jun 01 - 12:19 PM (#478429)
Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: Noreen

Sam was playing his party piece at the time, (fast film, Brett!) which is why we were sitting and watching. He still had the spare capacity to look up and smile for the camera...


07 Jun 01 - 12:35 PM (#478445)
Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: Micca

caption....Bill Sables " and the harder I press THIS pedal the bigger the smile gets"


07 Jun 01 - 12:43 PM (#478454)
Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: Kim C

"Hey y'all! Watch THIS!!!!!"


07 Jun 01 - 01:31 PM (#478499)
Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: John Routledge

"I'll soon be playing with no hands at all"


07 Jun 01 - 01:33 PM (#478503)
Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: Les from Hull

If they don't buy me a pint soon, I'm going to SING!
(For those who don't know, Sam's voice is a bit well 'distinctive')


07 Jun 01 - 01:38 PM (#478505)
Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: Justa Picker

"I never realized until now, that this can actually replace sex...and, I get to use BOTH hands!"


07 Jun 01 - 01:58 PM (#478532)
Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: SINSULL

"lIFE'S A BTICH AND THEN YOU DIE"


07 Jun 01 - 02:01 PM (#478537)
Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: Matt_R

"LADY OF SPAIN I ADORE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!"


07 Jun 01 - 02:07 PM (#478546)
Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: MMario

No pain, no gain!


07 Jun 01 - 02:28 PM (#478564)
Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: Naemanson

Actually, Kim, he's saying, "Hold my beer and watch this!", the famous last words of a redneck driver.


07 Jun 01 - 03:18 PM (#478597)
Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: Eric the Viking

Actually he's saying. " Who'se the old bugger with the pony tail?" "It can't be Eric, he's younger!"


07 Jun 01 - 03:19 PM (#478598)
Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: Eric the Viking

Or he might be saying. " If I get my hair that long, Patrish will do mine as well!!".


07 Jun 01 - 04:48 PM (#478682)
Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: Eric the Viking

Or he could be saying, "If I want to sound really good, I use two fingers"( since he can do more with one finger than many can with 10 !)

Sorry eight fingers and two thumbs !!!!


07 Jun 01 - 06:22 PM (#478757)
Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: Dorrie

on your pic number 11 it says ian s, patrish, ?

the ? is my mum!

dorrie


07 Jun 01 - 07:06 PM (#478792)
Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: Sam Pirt

From Gill - Sam's mum

I think he's saying - "I've arrived! No school, no College, no University - just music, lovely music!"

Sam - could you also be thinking of the next time we Ceroc? I missed you on Monday - the Columbian and the Whirlitzer were not the same without you!

Anyone out there have the Ceroc habit? It's as comnpulsive as folk!


07 Jun 01 - 07:13 PM (#478797)
Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: Mrs.Duck

Spot says Gottle of Geer
Bill says

You can't see his lips move !!!!!

Geoff using Jane's cookie!!!


07 Jun 01 - 07:34 PM (#478802)
Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: Noreen

Thanks, Dorrie- I've added that. Any more additions, let me know.

Thanks for all the competition entries, folks!

Noreen


07 Jun 01 - 09:02 PM (#478851)
Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: Naemanson

What is Ceroc?


07 Jun 01 - 09:24 PM (#478862)
Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: Dorrie

mum i'll b dead chuffed

cheers dorrie xxx


08 Jun 01 - 08:50 AM (#479134)
Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: Matt_R

"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY HEEEY ALL I WANNA DO IS ROCK!"


08 Jun 01 - 09:13 AM (#479149)
Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: mooman

"Watch out Spot....Sam's building up a head of wind here...!"

mooman


08 Jun 01 - 02:47 PM (#479351)
Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: lady penelope

"Pirt by name and Pirt by nature"

or

"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLL , you know you make me wanna SHOUT......" or " I've got a luverly bunch of coconuts, I've gorn an' got 'em caught in my bellows......"

And ceroc is french jiving. I think. I have been wrong before, erm........"You ain't seen me, right?"

TTFN M'Lady P. possibly.


09 Jun 01 - 04:53 AM (#479635)
Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: CarolC

hahahaha...

Of course, the only caption possible for a picture like that one is...

If you learned to play the accordion,you, too, could look like this!


09 Jun 01 - 09:20 AM (#479684)
Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: Mrs.Duck

I think the right hand in the picture is actually a false one - and he's smiling.......


09 Jun 01 - 12:55 PM (#479744)
Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: GUEST,little Sarah

"At last the Homage-ifying quest for world domination has succeeded"

that was a complete in-joke and doesn't sound nearly as good written down as it did in my head.


09 Jun 01 - 04:24 PM (#479824)
Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: Dave the Gnome

It's not Sams smile that worries me - What is Spot doing with his left hand and what is being held with the leather strap over his left sholder? And just why has Bill got a plait????

Cheers

DtG


10 Jun 01 - 03:58 AM (#480087)
Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: Liz the Squeak

You too can get teeth like this just have someone ram the piano accordion right up your.....

I was going to do the bollocks bit but someone beat me to it..... poo.

Sorry Sam, but you know how I feel about these things.

Incidentally, just what CAN he do with one finger Eric, and how do you know???!!! (And does he do private viewings?!)

LTS


10 Jun 01 - 06:32 AM (#480123)
Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: mooman

Bill's plait is entirely another story Dave! It was a punishment for something he said to Patrish and he was very fortunate to escape without his beard being plaited as well but perhaps I'll let her explain as I'm bound to over-embellish the story as usual!

mooman


10 Jun 01 - 06:32 AM (#480124)
Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: JeZeBeL

Little Sarah...are you Sarah Hayes???? Or someone else?

HOMMAGE ROCKKKKKKKKKKKKS!!!!

Are you at Beverley? I have something to do with Hommage and Birthdays on the Saturday.......

It's Emma here by the way...u know, the strange girl who plays whistle and bodhran....and has newly aquired an accordion to learn, with the help of mr sam pirt....

....and I'll have no comments about getting tits caught in the bellows either everyone...it's not that bad....

Emma xxx


10 Jun 01 - 06:45 AM (#480129)
Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: JeZeBeL

Noreen, you should have done the before and after photos together...now that's amusement!!

Emma xx


10 Jun 01 - 04:16 PM (#480392)
Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: GUEST,ben

i don't know, he looks pretty normal in this picture to me ;-) hi sam, hope the states are going well, see you when you get back Ben


10 Jun 01 - 06:31 PM (#480464)
Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: annamill

Sam here

what can I say? ***Smile***

Cheers, Sam


10 Jun 01 - 06:56 PM (#480477)
Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: SINSULL

I kinda like the plait - very sixties. But I'll bet it hurts.


10 Jun 01 - 07:56 PM (#480506)
Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: GUEST,Graham Pirt

I think I agree with Sam's brother Ben - it just looks like Sam to me! By the way Lady Penelope, It's taken me forty years to forget that the teachers at school always said to me, "Pirt by name - Pirt by nature". You've just brought it all back!


10 Jun 01 - 08:03 PM (#480512)
Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: CarolC

And a fine looking Sam he is, Graham Pirt. But I do secretly harbour the belief that accordion players are happier than most people, generally. (I could be biased, however... )


10 Jun 01 - 08:04 PM (#480513)
Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: Noreen

Exactly, Ben and Graham... that's why I like it so much! :0) (Hi Sam!)

Noreen


11 Jun 01 - 04:23 PM (#481052)
Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: Llanfair

He's saying "No-one in the UNIVERSE is having a better time than me!!"
(Apologies to Skipjack!)
Cheers, Bron.


11 Jun 01 - 04:53 PM (#481067)
Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: lady penelope

Sorry for the nightmare flashback, Graham. The photograph reminds me of that joke about a man and his lame donkey, which was cured with a piece of ginger........

TTFN M'lady P.


11 Jun 01 - 07:31 PM (#481171)
Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: Max

Sam here

Cheers dad, I think your right!!

Cheers, Sam


11 Jun 01 - 07:43 PM (#481179)
Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: Noreen

Bron- I like that very much! You are in the lead at the moment...

Thanks all for the contributions. {:0)}


12 Jun 01 - 11:42 AM (#481633)
Subject: RE: Caption Competition....Sam Pirt's Smile!
From: Llanfair

Thank you, thank you!!!!
Cheers, Bron.