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16 Jun 01 - 01:31 AM (#484857) Subject: Songwriting Challenge, $9.99 + S & H From: CRANKY YANKEE I think that the world really needs a song about "Marketing " The "Marketer, right from the start, tries to mislead the public. Such as, $9.99 (instead of 10.00) buy one get one free, plus shipping and handling $4.99. Comes to a total of $15.00 (minus two cents) for two, actually, $7.50 for one. And, how can you trust a guy who, right from the start, is trying to mislead you? I've been after this one for quite some time. I may be on to something if I can adapt, "The Rigs of the Time". every verse ends with, "Honesty's all out of fashion, these are the Riggs of the Time, Time, These are the riggs of the time." This is in the digitrad, might give sopmeone an idea for a song. I get madder and madder every time one of these damned commercials come on television./ I'm so angry, now, it has inhibited my writing ability. HHHHHHeeeellllllpppppppp. regards Jody Gibson. |
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16 Jun 01 - 01:42 AM (#484859) Subject: RE: Songwriting Challenge, $9.99 + S & H From: wysiwyg Well I saw something about this earlier, just today, and I thought it oughtta be a song challenge then... and I thought this was it when I saw the thread title! Maybe it still can be... For $24.95, you get undies (knickers) that block noxious gases. Replacement filters are $9.95. No lie. CNN Headline News. Today. One of the blurbs on the bottom of the screen. *G* Of course. ~S~ |
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16 Jun 01 - 12:39 PM (#485011) Subject: RE: Songwriting Challenge, $9.99 + S & H From: Bill D for 39¢ you can get a cork & some superglue..*grin*...but try advertising it on CNN |
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16 Jun 01 - 07:04 PM (#485153) Subject: RE: Songwriting Challenge, $9.99 + S & H From: Gareth The practice of pricing an item at $/£ X.99 was thought to be a means of forcing the shop assistant/sales clerk to use the till/cash register (aka London slang ( not Politically corrct) the "Jewish Piano".) Not that this bit of information has anything to do with the basic Song Challenge, but might give an inspiration to any song writer ! - Well just a thought. Gareth |
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16 Jun 01 - 07:04 PM (#485154) Subject: RE: Songwriting Challenge, $9.99 + S & H From: Gareth The practice of pricing an item at $/£ X.99 was thought to be a means of forcing the shop assistant/sales clerk to use the till/cash register (aka London slang ( not Politically corrct) the "Jewish Piano".) Not that this bit of information has anything to do with the basic Song Challenge, but might give an inspiration to any song writer ! - Well just a thought. Gareth |
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16 Jun 01 - 07:17 PM (#485161) Subject: RE: Songwriting Challenge, $9.99 + S & H From: hesperis I have also read somewhere (not sure how accurate this is) that people are in fact more likely to buy something if it ends in 99 or 95, even if it's a dollar more expensive than what they could buy it for elsewhere. The marketers do it because that's what people buy. |
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16 Jun 01 - 07:33 PM (#485169) Subject: RE: Songwriting Challenge, $9.99 + S & H From: Philibuster How about...
O, 'tis of an old boxer, I must bring him in.
O, now bout an aged model, young beauty from her gone.
O, now for fat-fighting pills, the fad of the day.
Maybe something along those lines? |
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17 Jun 01 - 05:22 AM (#485346) Subject: RE: Songwriting Challenge, $9.99 + S & H From: CRANKY YANKEE HOORAY AND HALELUJIA (so I don't know how to spell) After a month o trying to get this one started with no success, just writing about it in the forum seems to have broken the ice. However, I've only been able to squeeze out one lousy verse. I'd really like to share credit with this one, soput on the thinking cap PLEASE ...........I............. Oh! Buy one right now, get another one free Just nine-ninety nine,but, "Oh dear" don't you see? You can buy ONE at "Charlie's" fIVE bUCKS f.o.b. No hidden charges, of course, shipping's free. singing "Honesty's all out of fashion These are the riggs of the time---time, These are the rigs of the time. |
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17 Jun 01 - 10:50 AM (#485409) Subject: RE: Songwriting Challenge, $9.99 + S & H From: wysiwyg CY-- LOL! Suggest you PM Bert... this reads like the sort he loves to sing, and I bet he can help write it. ~S~ |