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01 Jul 01 - 10:29 PM (#496240) Subject: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: Murray MacLeod As we approach the most sacred day in the litany of American public holidays, this might be an appropriate time to suggest that we let bygones be bygones , and that Britain should welcome America back into the fold again. I am quite certain that most Americans, once they had given the matter some thought, would much prefer to forget all this republican nonsense, and be governed by a monarch again, rather than by figureheads unable to command a modicum of respect. I would be the first to admit that Britain was not entirely blameless in the runup to 1776, but hey, we all make mistakes, let's forgive and forget, eh? I look forward to seeing a groundswell of the monarchist movement in the coming years, and the eventual reconciliation of our two great nations, with the seat of government at Westminster once again. Besides, it would make my immigration process so much easier ........... Murray |
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01 Jul 01 - 10:33 PM (#496242) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: GUEST,Guess? And you really think that Elizabeth the Last is better that Bush the Second? |
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01 Jul 01 - 10:34 PM (#496244) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: Rick Fielding Murray, will you take back Canada as well? Rick |
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01 Jul 01 - 10:37 PM (#496248) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: Murray MacLeod From what I hear, Rick, Britain is accepting just about anybody these days ! Murray |
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01 Jul 01 - 10:37 PM (#496249) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: catspaw49 Yeah Murray......just great........We can then share the governing duties and between us we ain't got a winner in the bunch! The whole monarchist thing is pretty nebulous with Charley coming along..............and then we got Dubya and Blair for the everyday stuff and the two of them couldn't muster a combined IQ higher than a banana. I can't see it man....Way too painful. How about if I claim you as a long lost brother instead? Spaw |
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01 Jul 01 - 10:40 PM (#496250) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: Amos Hell, NO!!! Bad enough that the few in high seats of influence forget what we are about as a nation; I won't even deign to discuss the option of walking off. Sorry, Murray, way off base. Or to put it more concisely, "NUTS!". A |
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01 Jul 01 - 10:40 PM (#496251) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: Murray MacLeod How about long-lost son, Spaw ? Murray |
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01 Jul 01 - 10:53 PM (#496261) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: Jon Freeman spaw, I wouldn't be too sure about Blair's IQ. I view him as a slimy two-faced hyprocrite but I fear that he is quite an inteligent one. Jon |
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02 Jul 01 - 12:38 AM (#496314) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: paddymac Murray - I understand from another thread that 'Spaw has already reserved accomodations for you at our favorite treatment center, and even arranged for Dr Fever to handle the ministrations. He would most likely be happy to take on a case like this, just for the fun of writing the technical paper for JGD (Journal of Grand Delusions). I wonder if 'Spaw slipped in for an overnighter after he got out of the "other place." He seems to have recovered his complete personality and charm, which we all love so well. (:>) |
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02 Jul 01 - 12:47 AM (#496319) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: CarolC If it would make it possible for me to get dual American/Canadian citizenship, I'd vote for it. But that would mean I'd have American/Canadian/English citizenship wouldn't it? Ok. I'll go for that. |
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02 Jul 01 - 12:49 AM (#496320) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: Murray MacLeod I remember reading the thread to which you refer paddymac, but I don't think the reservation was made in my name. Remember, visionaries always appear insane to non-believers. Many thought Wilbur and Orville Wright insane ...................... Murray |
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02 Jul 01 - 12:54 AM (#496321) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: DougR Thanks for the suggestion, Murray, but no thanks. DougR |
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02 Jul 01 - 01:44 AM (#496334) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: Liz the Squeak Only if you take back a) what you said about the King and b) Lloyd Grossman. LTS |
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02 Jul 01 - 01:52 AM (#496339) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: hesperis Hehehehehehehehe. Nice one. Please DON'T, as we have enough trouble with our southerly neighbors without being attached at the hip politically as well, so to speak - oh, wait. Hmmm, actually, I fear it is too late... Canada and the US are far too close in politics already. *Sigh* |
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02 Jul 01 - 01:56 AM (#496341) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: Murray MacLeod Liz, isn't Lloyd Grossman Canadian ? I could be wrong but that accent sounds Canadian to me. Murray |
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02 Jul 01 - 02:41 AM (#496357) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: SeanM Hey... let's take it even farther! Let's have the US join the EU! Then we'll start beating everyone into submission, just to piss off the (thankfully minority) reactionary Christian contingent who already are jumpy enough about the supposed 'Antichrist's One World Government'! Then after we badger the entire world into joining Amway chains and shopping at Walmart, we can start on the dolphins and sea urchins! Yeah! Hee hee hee... M |
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02 Jul 01 - 03:32 AM (#496368) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: GUEST,Wilbur Wright Actually, Murray, Orville WAS insane. I should know. |
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02 Jul 01 - 08:38 AM (#496493) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: Gervase Trade in a republic for a monarchy? Why in the name of blue blazes would any sane country want to take such a backward step?? I'd much rather live as a citizen than a subject. I know it wouldn't put any more bread on the table, make me more attractive to the opposite sex or a better singer, but I'd just like it. Good luck to the Yanks - they're clearly still learning (after all, 225 years is nothing in terms of age - I've eaten cheese that claims to be older than that!), but they seem to be a half-decent bunch. All they need to do now is get this democracy lark sorted and get the right bloke in the White House, stop consuming so much and liquidate Macdonalds, Coca-Cola and other perveyors of crud and it would truly be a wonderful world! Happy birthday for two days' time, USA. |
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02 Jul 01 - 09:04 AM (#496506) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: GUEST,SharonA Now, wait a sec. We've got a heck of a lot more than the original 13 states that had that little tiff with the Brits way back when. If we're going to give ourselves "back" (as if), don't some of these United States then rightfully "belong" to France and Spain? SharonA |
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02 Jul 01 - 09:26 AM (#496516) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: Mountain Dog Actually, if we're going to be "giving it back", it seems to me there were others here from whom it was taken in the first place... |
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02 Jul 01 - 09:37 AM (#496524) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: sophocleese Gervase I like the idea of being a citizen instead of a subject as well. Even more I lke the idea of being a citizen instead of a consumer which is what our government keeps referring to us as. Pisses me right off. Guy on the radio recently, "what we need to remember when we use the business model for education is that the public is both consumer and product." Screw you! My kids are kids not a product for a global market, look at them not at some misty financial forecast. Time to throw away the model. |
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02 Jul 01 - 10:12 AM (#496542) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: Little Hawk Good point, Sophocleese! To label human beings as "consumers" is the ultimate insult and degradation. We are actually creators. That is our highest calling. - LH |
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02 Jul 01 - 10:17 AM (#496547) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: Fortunato Gervase! On behalf of the USA (self-appointed you understand), thank you, for the good wishes. I view July 4th as a celebration of the genius of John Locke, George Mason and Thomas Jefferson, and the triumph of the individual rights of mankind. It's also a great excuse for throwing a party, making music and getting slightly tight on good English beer. So, my friend, Gervase. Have a Bishop's and celebrate with me! Chance
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02 Jul 01 - 10:41 AM (#496560) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: Bluebelle No thank you. I'm quite happy being a citizen of the United States and have never had the desire to hold dual citizenship with any other country. |
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02 Jul 01 - 11:32 AM (#496614) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: Bluebelle P.S. I'm of the opinion that anyone who wants to renounce their US Citizenship should be able to do so, with ease. There should be a stipulation, however, that to do so, is final. |
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02 Jul 01 - 12:01 PM (#496634) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: GUEST,SharonA Mountain Dog, you're right, of course. Silly me. Tell ya what, Murray: let's move all non-Native Americans back to the countries of their ancestors, and then you can ask the Native Americans if they want to be British subjects. If they agree, then you can move all the former US citizens who have crowded into Britain BACK to whatever the country will then be called. If they DON'T agree, then you're stuck with us. In Philadelphia, PA, they've been having celebratory events since last weekend. One of them showcased Native American traditions; the opportunity was taken to take their case to the media for a national holiday honoring the Native American. I'd like to see, instead, a Native American History Month comparable to Black History Month (February)... but then again, I'm envisioning the year parceled out to different ethnic groups and I'm sure we'd leave someone out! |
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02 Jul 01 - 12:46 PM (#496660) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: McGrath of Harlow Of course any union with the States would inevitably mean the capital was Washington. No way. I'll stick with Europe.
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02 Jul 01 - 12:50 PM (#496662) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: annamill HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.....aahhh...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH... Sorry. no. Love, annamill |
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02 Jul 01 - 12:56 PM (#496665) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: MMario Gervase - did the cheese make the claim to you, personally? Have you been spending too much time communicating with 'spaw?
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02 Jul 01 - 01:11 PM (#496677) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: texastoolman hey murray can you say no mooooooore mooonarchies for me..................tex |
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02 Jul 01 - 01:15 PM (#496683) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: Mrrzy I like the idea of joining the EU, but can I think of us as a departement of France? I'd rather be French than British - think of the food, if nothing else! |
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02 Jul 01 - 01:19 PM (#496687) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: Grab Excuse me - did anyone ask us Brits if we _wanted_ the Yanks back? We'll celebrate 4th of July as the date we were rid of you guys... ;-) Graham.
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02 Jul 01 - 02:01 PM (#496726) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: Jack the Sailor A counter proposal OK, Britian Gets The Thirteen Colonies back Canada, gets Florida, Arizona, Oregon and all of the border states west of Ohio, France gets the Missippi and bordering states, Mexico gets the southwest. Hawaii becomes a tax haven like the Bahamas. We let the Native Americans have the rest and sell the Armed forces to the UN. |
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02 Jul 01 - 02:17 PM (#496746) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: JedMarum My English friends always told me they celebrated Thanksgiving too - only they did so on the the Fourth of July, because that was when they got rid of us! |
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02 Jul 01 - 02:18 PM (#496748) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: Gareth Lets get back to basics. Wales, Kernow, Kent and Cumbria back to us old Brit's. Essex, Sussex Middlesex and Wessex back to the Saxons East Anglia back to the Angles, and the Norman (Norsemen) and Jutes most of whats left (including Merseyside and Dublin) back to Scandanavia. I think I'll pass on the US of A - Or should we Celts claim that on the Voyages of Maddoc ? Gareth |
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02 Jul 01 - 02:58 PM (#496775) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: bill\sables What about a US monarchy with Catspaw as King and Max as Crowned Prince. Katlaughing could be Queen Mother (when she gets older). If that was the case I wouldn't mind being part of the USA |
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02 Jul 01 - 02:59 PM (#496776) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: Mark Clark Murray, it sounds like a grate idea to me. You've already made some progress by moving London Bridge to Arizona. Let's just complete the process. Of course with North America as part of England, swimming the channel will become far more challenging. - Mark |
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02 Jul 01 - 03:42 PM (#496807) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: Amos To label human beings as "consumers" is the ultimate insult and degradation. We are actually creators. That is our highest calling. Oh, shut up, you resource!! Management |
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02 Jul 01 - 03:58 PM (#496821) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: DougR bill/sables: that means Spaw sleeps with kat, right? That might be a problem. RobDale: You can't give Arizona to both Canada and Mexico, if you tried, war would probably break out between the two to determine who has to take us (particularly at this time of the year). I'm happy with the way things are right now, thank you very much, and I'm going to put a nice brisket and two chickens, and some spare ribs in my smoker, make up sone potato salad, cook some cowboy beans, ice down a bunch of beer, and have my kids over on the 4th of July to eat, drink, ane celebrate our independence from ...er...ah...those folks across the pond. DougR |
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02 Jul 01 - 04:05 PM (#496829) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: Matt_R Canada and Mexico in a war...that would be a HOOT! I'd pick Cheopas insurgents over the Royal Canadian Army! |
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02 Jul 01 - 04:08 PM (#496832) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: McGrath of Harlow Doug - you've got your royals mixed up. The Queen Mother is mother of the King, or the Queen. Like Barbara Bush. |
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02 Jul 01 - 04:09 PM (#496833) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: LR Mole They can have the politics as long as they leave us the music: that's what counts, anyhow, and that's FREE. |
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02 Jul 01 - 04:22 PM (#496841) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: Clinton Hammond Ya... what Graham said! ;-) |
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02 Jul 01 - 04:33 PM (#496850) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: CarolC I can't imagine why anyone wouldn't want to have citizenship in as many countries as possible. Think of how easy that would make traveling. And you could live in different ones from time to time without all of the hassle of trying to live in a foriegn country. Except I wouldn't want to be a citizen of any country where I had significantly fewer rights than I have here. |
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02 Jul 01 - 04:37 PM (#496852) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: DougR Ooooo! McGrath, you're right, of course! That would put Spaw sleeping with his mother-in-law, right? DougR |
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02 Jul 01 - 05:06 PM (#496881) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: Jack the Sailor Mexico would not want Arizona because it is overrun with retired Canadians. Besides, we'd send hockey players to fight instead of the Canadian Armed Forces. There's more of them and they have a larger budget for equipment. How about this? We make every Canadian Province, a state, Each Mexican State a state, join with the country having the birthday in two days and call it the United States of North America and Hawaii. We could then ALL call ourselves Americans without confusion. |
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02 Jul 01 - 05:24 PM (#496907) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: McGrath of Harlow USONAAH...
But why stop there? Take in South and Central America and it could still be called the USA.
Or take in the rest of the planet and it'd be the United States, which is what it already gets called anyway.
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02 Jul 01 - 05:30 PM (#496915) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: Linda Kelly Is the Queen Mother the Queen Mother when she is mother to a king or is she then a King Mother? To save ourselves having to ponder these dreadful questions lets just shoot the lot of them. |
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02 Jul 01 - 05:32 PM (#496916) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: InOBU Murry! This coming from a Scott! When Genie and I were in the highlands in the seventies the Bus driver would not take the Britrail pass from us, as he was very clear he felt NO part of Britain, until he found we were Irish. Well, How bout Scotland calling it quits with Britain on the 4th! I'd go along with that! Maybe we can form a new confederation, the United States and the Scottish Annex (seventh floor, good tweeds and whiskey... watch your step getting off the lift...) Larry |
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02 Jul 01 - 05:42 PM (#496931) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: Irish sergeant Sorry Murray, We can't go for that deal of reuniting with the U.K. Thanks for the lovely offer but too many people have my fingerprints now. I don't need to add Her Majesty's goverment to the list. Kindest reguards, Irish Sergeant. |
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02 Jul 01 - 05:49 PM (#496936) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: SeanM OK, if we're divvying up the US, can we please give California to the Innuit? I've always wanted to be an Eskimo... M |
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02 Jul 01 - 06:09 PM (#496960) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: GUEST,Guess again? You didn't guess last time. I got a better idee. Make England the 51st State. |
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02 Jul 01 - 06:17 PM (#496968) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: Uncle_DaveO SharonA: No, the parts of the US that belonged to France and Spain we got by purchase, along with Alaska purchased from Russia. On the other hand a lot of the southwestern part of the US we stole from Mexico, and Hawaii was stolen from its own people. By your logic (which I can't fault too badly) that should go back. Dave Oesterreich |
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02 Jul 01 - 06:30 PM (#496973) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: Gareth Guest - geuss Again I thought we were the 51st State Gareth |
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02 Jul 01 - 10:20 PM (#497138) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: GUEST,Joe Hello Actually our independence should be celebrated on the six of July Bluebelle you can renounce your US citizenship it is called defection I think you can still do that. SharonA your right about the North American Indians but then again you think they would let us back in after the way we screwed them over the first time.I feel though we should not have any months for any particular ethnic group. Murray I will be damned if I wanted the US to Join with the UK I very much like my right to keep and bear arms
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03 Jul 01 - 09:27 AM (#497422) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: Jack the Sailor OK, How about this? Anyone who wants to be a state can be an independant state with rights respected and traditions celebrated. We stop worrying about who owns what historically and we all take responsibility for looking after the whole thing. We respect Joes right to wear tank tops. And we all try to get along without killing each other over something as inconsequential as whose ancestor lived where. |
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03 Jul 01 - 09:35 AM (#497431) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: MMario Well - as a Fanatical member of the Cape Cod Independence League - how's this for a scenario... Cape Cod secedes from the US - allows the U.K. to become a territory; annexes Canada and reclaims the Sandwich Islands (Hawaii) |
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03 Jul 01 - 09:44 AM (#497439) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: McGrath of Harlow How about an Irish Commonwealth? Any country with citizens of Irish descent could join.
That would mean every country on the planet, for a start. |
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03 Jul 01 - 10:01 AM (#497459) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: Jack the Sailor As provisional chairman of the Front for the Independance Of My Neighbour And Me (FITIOMNAM) I hereby declare the soverignty of 324 and 326 Maple Ave... Oh! no! My neighbour just seceded!!! |
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03 Jul 01 - 02:34 PM (#497686) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: InOBU Well, I fear it will soon all be moot, after four years of the idiot Baby Bush at the helm, the world may just be a dusty grey dead rock in four years, no countries, no people, a planit of roaches. Cheers! ;-) Larry |
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03 Jul 01 - 03:26 PM (#497713) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: Lonesome EJ Sure we "stole" much of the American Southwest from Mexico, right after they "stole" it from Spain, who "stole" it from the Navajo, Zuni, Hopi, Apache, and Comanche, who "stole" it from the Anasazi and Sinagua, who "stole" it from whoever preceded them. We may need a Cultural Anthropologist to tell us what ancient tribe actually own it, but my feeling is it belongs to the snakes, lizards, and antelopes that still live there. |
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03 Jul 01 - 04:33 PM (#497758) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: Amos As for celebrating "getting rid" of the Colonies, Graham, you sure paid the Hessians a nice piece of change to come stop our uppity little separation, dincha? If you-all were so effin' anxious to divest yourselves of Adams and Company, how come you spilled so much lucre and blood protesting the decision? Seems to me your appointed representative Mister Third was articulating a slightly different policy at the time. 'Course it could have all just been that impenetrable British subtlety at work, or the remarkable economic finesse that cost you almost all of the Empire and 80% of your currency's value in the last century...I couldn't say, being a sorta unsubtile sort myself. But somehow this malarkey jes' don' add up! Regards, A |
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03 Jul 01 - 04:47 PM (#497771) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: catspaw49 I want to ally the fears of many of you who read Larry's (InOTB) post above regarding the future of things. Well, I fear it will soon all be moot, after four years of the idiot Baby Bush at the helm, the world may just be a dusty grey dead rock in four years, no countries, no people, a planet of roaches. Cheers! ;-) Larry Fear not friends, for should it be so, or even if it is so, Larry and Sorcha Dorcha will be playing on Friday night at the ruins of some joint on 42nd Street (unsponsored by the remains of the resident folk club as usual). Spaw |
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03 Jul 01 - 04:59 PM (#497777) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: CarolC I vote for MMario's plan! I've got sponsors up in Cape Cod, and relatives and maybe sponsors in Canada, too. So I can be a citizen of your country, right? I'm related to a sizable percentage of the island of Bermuda... can we make that a part of the deal as well? |
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03 Jul 01 - 05:02 PM (#497778) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: catspaw49 Ya' know, I just gotta' pruuufreed sometimes. That word would be "allay" as opposed to "ally." However I would point out that both can apply to Larry, the Plug-O-Matic. Ally is what his posts usually are and allay is something he hasn't had in 32 years. Spaw |
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03 Jul 01 - 05:48 PM (#497802) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: Lonesome EJ Damn it Spaw, you got me chortling aloud again with that Sorcha Dorcha post. |
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03 Jul 01 - 05:48 PM (#497806) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: Amos Spaw: You are worse than flat-rolled tin -- absolutely uncorrugatable!! A |
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04 Jul 01 - 10:54 AM (#498281) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: McGrath of Harlow I sometimes wonder, if it hadn't been for American independence, would slavery have been abolished quicker in America, or would it have continued longer in Britain?
I'm inclined to think the latter. I imagine the danger of provoking a breakaway by the American Colonies would probably have been argued strongly by Wilberforce's opponents.
I think it could be argued that the dates of the abolition of slavery should be the really important dates in both countries. But how many people could say what they are? |
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04 Jul 01 - 02:41 PM (#498431) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: Grab Amos, my humblest apologies for making a joke. Anyway, that's how you can tell George the Third was mad - he wanted to keep America! Wotta nutta... Graham. |
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04 Jul 01 - 02:45 PM (#498434) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: texastoolman you know while we are celebrating our indepenece we might also think of the price it cost the native pop. we have the distinction of performing alomst total genocide long before hitler ever came on the scene all hail maifest destiny and almost totla extinction of the buffalo in orde to starve out the natives as for bush(we call him shrub,down here) i'm sure if he has anything to do with it he'll sacrifice alaska in order to further gouge the american public and call it free market trade let him stick a feather in his hat and call it trickle down economics can anyone say"voodoo economics" HAPPY FOURTH FOLKS .................................tex |
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05 Jul 01 - 01:19 AM (#498708) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: Seamus Kennedy Amos, "If you-all were so effin' anxious to divest yourselves of Adams and Company, how come you spilled so much lucre and blood protesting the decision?" As well as I can remember, Gerry Adams and Company - by 'Company' I assume you mean Martin McGuiness - offered to decommission their muskets, but the government of England would not agree, and then sent the Hessians over for the bloodletting. Am I right, or am I totally (as Spaw would say) "Focked-up?" Yours, etc., etc. Seamus |
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05 Jul 01 - 11:28 AM (#498954) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: Amos I was think of a different Adams, I think. The guy who hung out with Revere, Hancock, Paine, and that rtabble-rousing lot. Massachusetts guy! Graham, no hard feelings; I knew you were joking but I wanted to vent a bit anyway -- please excuse! Oh, and send my apologies to Mister Third. A |
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05 Jul 01 - 01:33 PM (#499079) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: Grab Amos, is that the same Adams who the Sam Adams beer is named after? Or a different Adams? Any relation? I'd pass on your regards to Georgie boy, but I'm afraid he's not on the phone on account of being dead these last couple of hundred years... Graham. |
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06 Jul 01 - 12:27 PM (#499881) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: LoopySanchez How about if we just give you back New Jersey? Just kidding, people! |
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09 Jul 01 - 11:26 AM (#501982) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: Gervase OK, we'll take Noo Joisey if you'll take Birmingham and all the bloody roads around it! |
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09 Jul 01 - 11:34 AM (#501988) Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: Amos Actually, you guys may be on to something, here.... if we take Birmingham and give you New Jersey, and may we could give Idaho to France and take, say, Rhone province in exchange; let's see....we could give Nebraska to Iraq in exchange for the whole valley where civilization was started. And maybe trade Novosibirsk for a section of Alaska. Then we'd have ourtselves a built in incentive not to bomb each other. Someone write Bushy boy and tell him we figured out a way to save him a LOT of money from his missile defense system! A |