02 Jul 01 - 04:13 PM (#496834) Subject: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: Áine When I saw this Challenge! idea, all I could think of was Frank Zappa singing I'm moving to Montana soon... -- So, dig out your thesaurii and Go For It, Challenge!rs!! -- Áine
Don't Ya Crawl Too Slow, Move Along Lil' Suckahs . . . DULUTH, Minnesota (AP) -- Phil DeVore thinks of himself as a rancher. But he doesn't ride the range tending his herd, he just drops meat scraps into the pond. Mmmmmmm, who's got the ketchup?? ;-)
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02 Jul 01 - 04:38 PM (#496853) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: Jack the Sailor Re-Leech me by Eigenbass Humptydump
Please re-leech give me bait
The lure I have is very bored
The worm I love is such as leech
Please re-leech me let me grow 'verd' to 'very' fixed by mudelf ;-) |
02 Jul 01 - 04:48 PM (#496864) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: MMario a slightly different article
Six Bucks and Ten (A Pound)
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02 Jul 01 - 04:57 PM (#496872) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: JenEllen ewwwwwww! leeches and showtunes in my head...yuk! annie get your gun!!
There's no people like leech people
There's no business like leech business ~grossedoutgirl
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02 Jul 01 - 05:03 PM (#496877) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: MMario but leech business is gold business like no business I know where else can I get this feeling My bank acount will grow and grow? Where else are the prices reeling? Even GAS ain't this price per pound!
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02 Jul 01 - 05:05 PM (#496880) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: JenEllen LOLuverly!!!! Waytago MMario!! Not the least bit anemic... ~J |
02 Jul 01 - 05:08 PM (#496883) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: MMario Of course now I won't be able to get "Annie Get your Gun" out of my head for about three days..... earworm! mind-leech? |
02 Jul 01 - 05:09 PM (#496888) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: MMario Rob - warn a person before you use lines like Re-leech me! |
02 Jul 01 - 05:10 PM (#496890) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: JenEllen I can write any song grosser than you can I can write anything grosser than you No you can't Yes I can No you can't Yes I caaaaaaan! (how's THAT for your brain worms?) ~J |
02 Jul 01 - 05:12 PM (#496892) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: Jack the Sailor Every time I feed them I am a-peeling Little critters, from my Arm |
02 Jul 01 - 05:22 PM (#496905) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: Jack the Sailor The re-leech me line is the only one I thought about. I just started singing (silently) like Englebert and it flowed. Think it may be a little surreal? BTW it should be Very instead of verd bored. Nice choice of songs JenEllen, I couldn't resist the twist on Appealing A-peeling. Nice mental picture, I think ;-) |
02 Jul 01 - 05:29 PM (#496914) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: SharonA AWAY WITH A STRANGER (Tune: "Away in a Manger") Away with a stranger Whose fibs his wife dreads, The little old leeches Hung down their slick heads. The stars in the sky Looked down at the brook: The little old leeches Attached to the hook. The tackle is low'ring, The lure in its wake But little old leeches No fish-food they make He loves the old leeches; Looks down on the fly And stays by the streambed Till morning is nigh. O little old leeches, I wish you could stay Back home on your ranch where You scoff meat all day. Bless all the dear leechlings In care of DeVore And take them not brookward To die anymore. |
02 Jul 01 - 05:36 PM (#496925) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: Áine Wow!! Now I really thought it would take longer than 25 minutes for you guys to take the bait! ;-) And MMario, I did see that article; but, I shortened the story to let my darlin' Challenge!rs use their full and flowing imaginations on this one. Sometimes, too much info is not good for a song, and results in a 'just the facts, ma'am' kinda of thing. But, thanks just the same, my dearest Leo, with hugs and snogs on all relevant body parts... First, I would like to add a humble verse to JenEllen's flow-stopper above:
There's no ranchin' like leech ranchin', Next and best, here are the first round of Silver B.L.O.B.s for you slicker than a civet sitting on a hot rock songsters: To RobDale (Amos' SC! competition for the 'less than 60 seconds' honour, apparently) for:
The lure I have is very bored To MMario for the lovely and romantic:
Neph-a-lop-sis Ob-scur-a To JenEllen (I love it! -- Ethel, where are you when we need you?) for:
There's no business like leech business And the GG herself told me that she would love to see someone use Annie Get Your Gun for a parody tune for this Challenge! -- Anyone brave enough to take Annie on?? ;-) Great start, Challenge!rs -- Áine |
02 Jul 01 - 05:39 PM (#496928) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: Áine Geez -- great songs are fallin' into my lap faster than a leech off a wet log!! Here ya go, SharonA, a Silver B.L.O.B. for the endearing:
O little old leeches, Hoo-haw, you 'newbies' are real sleepers, ain't ya?!? -- Áine |
02 Jul 01 - 05:45 PM (#496933) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: JenEllen Humble apologies to Cole Porter....blame it on the brain worms. I Get a Fish Out of You (AnyBait Goes)
My story is much to sad to be told
I catch no fish with a worm
Some get their fish with a lure
I get a fish everytime I see you on my hook acrobatic
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02 Jul 01 - 05:48 PM (#496935) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: Áine Dang, JenEllen -- if that ain't a GCCWMMSPS candidate, I don't know what is! I'm wiping Guinness off the screen and tryin' to type at the same time! -- Áine |
02 Jul 01 - 05:50 PM (#496938) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: JenEllen Yeah, and I'm trying to explain the humming and mad giggles to folks at work...we're even...LOL ~datgirl |
02 Jul 01 - 05:56 PM (#496943) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: Village Idiot To the tune of Mac the Knife Oh, the leech, dear, Has big lips, dear, That's why they call him, The barber's friend, He will bleed you, If you need to, He'll put your ear back, On again This is my first post. Do I have a clue? line breaks fixed by mudelf ;-) |
02 Jul 01 - 05:59 PM (#496948) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: Village Idiot I thought I wrote that last (and first) post in poetic form. But it came out like a sentence. What am I doing wrong here? Thanks. |
02 Jul 01 - 06:08 PM (#496959) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: Uncle_DaveO You need to put in HTML formatting. To make a line break, do (br), except instead of the parentheses you use the angle brackets you get with shifted period and comma. I didn't do it above but used parentheses because it wouuld have been acted on and I would have gotten the line break without the specimen typing. To make a paragraph break you either do the line break twice or (p), using the angle brackets as before. DAve Oesterreich
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02 Jul 01 - 06:11 PM (#496963) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: Áine Dear Village Idiot, That's a great verse!! Keep it going, OK? You don't know how much it means to me to have a Song Challenge! be your first post in the wonderful world of the Mudcat!! Hoo-haw!! And for more info on HTML stuff and other great Mudcat related subjects, please see the Mudcat FAQ-Newcomer's Guide thread at the top of the thread list on the main Forum page. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the monkeyhouse!!! -- Áine |
02 Jul 01 - 06:27 PM (#496971) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: Trapper LEECH HIDE! Tune: Rawhide New words by Al Boyce 7/2/2001 I'm rollin', rollin', rollin' In leeches fat and swollen. Blood suckers fiercely holdin', My hide! I fell into the leech pond Now there's no breakin' their bond, Thousands of 'em covering my side I took up ranching leeches To put gold in my breeches But now I'm at the end of my ride. Chorus: Brush 'em down!..... Yank 'em out!..... Pull 'em off!..... Burn 'em up!..... Cut 'em out!..... Rip 'em off!....... my hide! Rip 'em off!..... Cut 'em out,..... Burn 'em up!,.... Brush 'em down, Yank 'em out!.......Pull 'em off! .... my hide! To make a million buckers, I bought this pond of suckers, To sell to fishing ...sportsmen, I tried! But when feeding them their carrion, I slipped while I was tarryin' Now they're eating me from out and from inside... Now if no one from Wisconsin Hears me, and then responds in A minute, I'll be fried.... Chorus: Brush 'em down!..... Yank 'em out!..... Pull 'em off!..... Burn 'em up!..... Cut 'em out!..... Rip 'em off!....... my hide! Rip 'em off!..... Cut 'em out,..... Burn 'em up!,.... Brush 'em down, Yank 'em out!.......Pull 'em off! .... my hide! |
02 Jul 01 - 06:35 PM (#496977) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: JenEllen OWWWWWW! My sides hurt!!! (and happy birthday too, eh Trap? *bg*) |
02 Jul 01 - 06:37 PM (#496978) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: Áine Oh hecky darn doody squats, Trapper, that's a gehr-ahn-teed Guinness Crest winner!! ROTFLMAO!!! Ooooops, there went my (until now) dry britches!!! I can't help but picture a very young Clint Eastwood dancin' around, slappin' his chaps, and singin' this song!! Lawd, somebody save me . . . -- Áine |
02 Jul 01 - 06:41 PM (#496981) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: Micca A leech farmers lot! Tune ( a Policeman's lot Gilbert and Sullivan) When a fishermans intent on going fishing Or indulging in his piscatorial plans His capacity for catching mighty big ones Is just as great as any other mans His feelings he must grip and give no shudder When the baiting up of hooks is to be done Ah take one consideration with another Ah leeches lot is not an happy one Ahhh.. when your piscatorial duties to be done to be done A leechs lot is not a happy one When the enterprising De Vore's making money With the big ones costing 16 bucks a pound He loves to hear the cash till bell a ringing As his cash crop simply churns the water round And Superior Wisconsin is the hallmark Thats securing his retirement in the sun Tho' hes working 20 hours a day its worth it For they pay out big to catch that great big One Ahhh when you're piscatorial duties to be done to be done A leech farmers lots a very happy one |
02 Jul 01 - 06:41 PM (#496982) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: Gareth You may argue on your bait hook, line and sinker while you wait, Yes, maggot, leach or worm, on the hook they will squirm, but the method that prooves best in the East or the Wild West, is a stick of Blasting Shot and a Coal Baord Fuse ! Gareth |
02 Jul 01 - 08:18 PM (#497056) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: Amos Jesus!!! I just opened this thread for the first time and there are twenty winners in line!!! This business is getting downright crowded!! Well, We'll see...we'll see. A |
02 Jul 01 - 09:13 PM (#497087) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: MMario The additional link was only meant to show where I got some additional stuff I used in the entry. Didn't want people to think I was making stuff up - (tho' I would of course if necessary) Wow! what a Challenge! |
02 Jul 01 - 09:24 PM (#497092) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: Amos THE CASTRATION OF THE RASPBERRY LEECH
With his arm 'round mah shoulders he sez, "Now youngblood, "Bring on your bad animules, I never saw one I says, "I guess we've all heard of that verminous sucker, "Wal, the stories I've heard, he's the King of the leeches, "But you don't know my story, an' you don't know yer man, cho: Oh! that Raspberry Leech!
Wal, he fed me, and wined me, and made me feel tough, Well I wanders toward the pond with a whip and a creel, Wal it took all that day, an' most of the night Wal, he roared and he slammed , and he screeched and he bit cho: Oh! that Raspberry Leech!The boss pulled me out, an' he says, "Boy, you done won!, You done gone and did whut no-one coulda done Wal, ya won fair an' square, so I'll buy you a feed, An' fer payoff, well, here is yer full title deed! Well, Ah, picked up my hat, whar it lay on the ground, So I live here alone in the stink of their scum, cho: Oh! that Raspberry Leech!
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02 Jul 01 - 09:36 PM (#497105) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: katlaughing Sung by the Leeches to Tomorrow:
They'll come and get us
Just thinkin' about
When we're stuck on a hook
They're coming for us
Tomorrow!
(Thankfully)You're always Oh, cripes, I am rusty! Have to practice up!
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02 Jul 01 - 09:37 PM (#497107) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: JenEllen definate CWO (chaps wetting opportunity...) LMAO Moosie! |
02 Jul 01 - 11:16 PM (#497171) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: Amos Reminds me of a New Age Sailing Chanty: Wet away, lassies, wet away! BTW Mud Elf Alert: "Ole Strawberry" up above should read "Ole Raspberry". Mea culpa! Regards, A |
03 Jul 01 - 04:24 AM (#497287) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: Aidan Crossey To the tune of "Sixteen Tons"
I was born one morning, in the midst of a swamp
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03 Jul 01 - 08:48 AM (#497392) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: SharonA Sí, señor, ees veree seeck! Wow, all these songs are so great! I haven't got any more at the moment, though one is in the works, but I wanted to let y'all know in case you're interested: I'm going to be on Mudcat Radio this evening! MaryMac called me last night and invited me for the umpteenth time, pointing out that tomorrow's a holiday and I don't have to get up early for work (that's been my excuse up to now). So I'll be there tonight for the first time! The show begins at 7 pm, US Eastern Daylight Time, and I think it runs for 2 or 2-and-a-half hours. Please tune in and listen to me sing some original songs and flub some lyrics! (no, I don't just do that when I'm typing!) SharonA P.S. - Would it be appropriate to perform one of my Song Challenge! songs there? (I'm thinking "You've Got a Blend") |
03 Jul 01 - 08:58 AM (#497402) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: MMario Sharon! When did you make the transition over to member? (Not that it really makes any difference except now you can get PM's and go to the auction) Fantastic news avbout the radio show - tho' I don't get to hear it until it's archived. Yes, please do a challenge song...and don't forget - MaryMac is always late... |
03 Jul 01 - 09:07 AM (#497409) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: Amos Swear to God this crew jus' gets better and better! I am cracking up reviewing all the genius in this thread! "Releech me"!! "Burn 'em off!!!" "Makin a fortune offa nematodes"! "They'll come and get us tomorrow!" "A leech farmer's lot!" "Methinks I see a herd of leech!" "That special feeling when they're mealing on your arm??!" Heeheeeheee!! Sharon, you sing whatever please yore mind to!! I look forward to it. A
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03 Jul 01 - 09:56 AM (#497452) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: Kim C I have to tell you this story. We were at Colonial Williamsburg in the apothecary shop. They keep a live leech in a jar for people to see. A father said to his daughter, now get a good look at that, because you probably won't ever see one again. I said, you might if you go wading barefoot in the creek. They looked at me like I was from Mars. There are leeches in the UNITED STATES?! they said incredulously. Well, yes, I said. They're just about everywhere. Where are you from? the father asked me. Tennessee, I said. I thought they imported them from Asia! the mother said. (now think about this ---- it's 1750 ----- how are you going to keep leeches alive on a voyage from ASIA?) No ma'am, I said, they just went to the creek bed and got them. They walked away, shaking their heads... |
03 Jul 01 - 10:14 AM (#497466) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: Amos Oh, the woeful ignorance of some folks!! WOEful, is whut!! Kids kin grow up their whole lives without never pulling no leeches off 'em!! It ain't right, I tellya!! We need to start a Leech Learning Summer Camp for them pooor underpriveleged chilluns! A |
03 Jul 01 - 01:29 PM (#497630) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: Jack the Sailor More Consumer commentary
(Male sings happily)
(Female sings indifferently)
(Male Sings proudly)
(Woman sings irritatedly)
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03 Jul 01 - 03:57 PM (#497745) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: Amos LOL!!! Well-captured classic dialogue, RD. Really catches the spirit of the Mars, Venus, and Money archetype!! Nice work. A |
03 Jul 01 - 05:22 PM (#497790) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: Áine Well, I won't waste my breath at this juncture saying how great your entries are, since it's obvious that I'll be saying that for a long time to come -- especially since the recent infusion of 'new blood' from all you newly arrived Challenge!rs has upped the anty for the rest of us ;-) -- So, I'll just hand out the latest Silver B.L.O.B.s and sit back and be amazed at what you come up with next . . . To Trapper (yee-haw!) for:
To make a million buckers, To Micca for the 'fresh off the broadside':
His feelings he must grip and give no shudder To Amos (ouch!) for:
"But you don't know my story, an' you don't know yer man, To kat/katlaughing (great to see you here again, m.) for the tender:
Just thinkin' about To derrymacash for the Tennessee Ernie Ford worthy:
You pay 16 bucks and what do you get? To RobDale for (of course I'm goin' to pick this verse!):
The boat cost twenty thousand and you've used it twenty times Maith sibh! and Well Done! to you all -- And a congrats in advance to SharonA on her Mudcat Radio appearance this evening -- Psssttt! - Attention all other Challenge!rs -- Since she'll busy for at least a couple of hours tonight, maybe the rest of us can get a chance to put our songs in the contest . . . ;-) Keep it going!! -- Áine |
03 Jul 01 - 06:17 PM (#497826) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: Bradypus (Grabbing the chance) A little bit country - 'Yonder Comes A Sucker' by Jim Reeves ...
Yonder Comes a Sucker 'beech' to 'beach' accomplished by mudelf ;-) |
04 Jul 01 - 09:50 AM (#498230) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: Áine Brilliant, Bradypus! Here's your Silver B.L.O.B. for:
Now in my pond, lo and behold And now, here's my offering for y'all's consideration. The tune is a cross between two songs; the verse is from The Beverly Hillbillies TV theme song, and the chorus is from the theme song for the old, old TV show, Davy Crockett. Blame the strangeness on watching too many Hitchcock films in my youth . . .
Leeches in the Mornin' Sun by Áine |
04 Jul 01 - 12:50 PM (#498356) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: Amos Vivid stuff, Red!! Love it! A |
04 Jul 01 - 01:59 PM (#498410) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: MMario Huzzah! |
04 Jul 01 - 04:56 PM (#498500) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: Bradypus Continuing in Sharon's apologetic vein, 'beech' should obviously be 'beach' in the chorus of my song. Sorry. Bradypus |
05 Jul 01 - 09:17 AM (#498872) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: SharonA When I finally signed up for membership last Monday, I came this close to changing my nickname to "Sorry" so I could be apologetic EVERY SINGLE TIME I posted a message!!! Áine, that "combo-tune" song is a riot! Relax; I haven't finished any more songs yet... I've been too busy calming down after the exhilaration of appearing on Mudcat Radio last Tuesday (and the nervousness of the commute; I hate driving to unfamiliar places by myself!). Thanks once again to everyone for your encouragement, compliments and kindness; it really means a lot to me, to have this supportive group cheering me on!! I have every intention of braving the commute to appear there again in the future (Marymac's birthday celebration show is coming up on the 24th; tune in if you can!). SharonA |
05 Jul 01 - 09:21 AM (#498877) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: Áine Alrightey, Challenge!rs -- Have we bled this one dry yet? Does anyone else want to open a vein of creativity and enter another song? Or do y'all want to let this Challenge! scab over, so we can move on to another one? Mmmmmmmm? Let me know, 'cuz I've got another itch to scratch! '-) -- Áine |
05 Jul 01 - 09:29 AM (#498886) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: MMario Scratch away! (I never did believe it when they said you get infections that way) |
05 Jul 01 - 09:53 AM (#498903) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: SharonA Yipes! I'd better submit while the submittin's good! I CALL TO LEECHES (Tune: "I Fall to Pieces" as performed by Patsy Cline) I call to leeches Each time I feed them again. I call to leeches; How can I be their ranch-hand? They want to attack with their bleedin' kiss. They want my white plate-let Given with no regret. And I've tried skin to hide; I won't give in yet. I walk by And I call to leeches. I call to leeches Each time some angler wants same. I call to leeches; Time only adds to their fame. The fishermen find it's the leech they love 'Cause fishes love them too The way I used to do. But each time I'd go eat them, Some cash I blew. You all buy And I'll call to leeches. You all buy And I'll call to leeches. |
05 Jul 01 - 09:55 AM (#498905) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: MMario d*mn, women! That was *good* coffee I just sprayed, not the cheap stuff I buy myself... |
05 Jul 01 - 10:05 AM (#498916) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: Jack the Sailor I know the feeling MMario. I hate wasting my Kopi Luwak!!:) |
05 Jul 01 - 10:30 AM (#498927) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: Jack the Sailor Let me tell you a story 'bout a man name DeVore He's doin well now, but he used to be poor He was out one day just a swimin in the creek But when he jumped out he was a-covered with leech
Leeches that is, black as coal
A fisherman said can you sell some to me
Swimming in the pool,
Now here's a thought that will make you blanch.
More than Filet
And now its time to say goodbye to our leech growing man
All come back now y' hear
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05 Jul 01 - 11:22 AM (#498949) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: Amos It really really does! LOL!! Nice job, Rob Dale -- ya got the Mudcat Flair! A |
05 Jul 01 - 12:28 PM (#499011) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: Jack the Sailor We need a blues song! We don't have a blues song yet. Come on folks help me write one. Please add a verse or two. Leech home, Wisconsin (Mudcat Co-op) to the tune of "Sweet home Chicago"
Weeeeeeellllll One and one is two eight and eight are sixteen |
05 Jul 01 - 12:31 PM (#499016) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: SharonA LAST SIX LEECHES (Tune: "Plastic Jesus") Well, I don't care if it rains or freezes. Long as I have my last six leeches Ridin' in my cup of styrofoam, Through all streams and tributaries I will fish though daylight varies; With my last six leeches, I will roam. CHORUS: Last six leeches, last six leeches, Ridin' in my cup of styrofoam, Through all streams and tributaries I will fish though daylight varies; With my last six leeches, I will roam. I don't care if it's carp or walleye Long as I have my suckin' small fry Ridin' in my cup of styrofoam I feel I'm a fishin' stallion I bought a whole damn leech battalion Ridin' in my cup of styrofoam (CHORUS) No, I don't care if it rains or freezes Long as I have my last six leeches Ridin' in my cup of styrofoam But I think they'll have to go Into the water, sinkin' low And when I catch some fish, I can go home. (CHORUS) I don't care if I reeled or wrestled, Long as I know a leech is nestled Ridin' in the stomach of each trout. When I give my wife the mess Of fish to clean, Her Nagginess Will find the leech inside and pull it out. (CHORUS) God made fishin' fun, it's true. God made naggin' housewives, too. Paradoxes populate my home. "Bring back leeches in a bass, She says, "Or they'll be on your ass If they're in that cup of styrofoam." (CHORUS) Haughty wifey, smug and smilin', Looks so dainty and beguilin' Reachin' in my cup of styrofoam. Her message clear: Fish night and day, Or my poor butt is gonna pay If I'm gone too long away from home. (CHORUS) Well, I don't plan on fornicatin' Long as I have my wife a-waitin' With her big fillet knife back at home. I stick with her so she'll wash my breeches; Guess I'm bad as my last six leeches Ridin' in my cup of styrofoam. (CHORUS) If I stay out late at night, My rod's just fishin' by moonlight; That's the only reason that I roam. I've gotta bring back fish to eat Or she'll lock me out in the street, Cryin' in my cup of styrofoam. LAST CHORUS: Last six leeches, last six leeches, Ridin' in my cup of styrofoam. Fish with me and have a leech And cast as far as you can reach "Cause I still need some fish to take back home! |
05 Jul 01 - 12:35 PM (#499017) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: MMario y'know - SharonA - if you didn't sing so pretty and write such great lyrics - I could learn to *hate* you... woops! sorry - that's my insecurity speaking - I thought I'd gotten him gagged... |
05 Jul 01 - 01:30 PM (#499076) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: SharonA MMario: Whew! I'm glad I got on Mudcat Radio BEFORE I posted today's songs, so you won't hate me. Thanks for checking out the show on the archives, and for the positive review! :^) SharonA |
05 Jul 01 - 01:43 PM (#499080) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: JenEllen Omigawd, you folks are certifiable! Sharon, you should NOT be 'Sorry', unless it's for all the witty unwittingness of inciting spewd brew. ~Jen (waiting for the Elvis version of "All Suck Up") |
05 Jul 01 - 02:02 PM (#499085) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: MMario Sharon- aside from the fact I'm sure you know I'm only funning - how could I possibly even dislikea women who can rhyme "freezes" with "leeches" and make it sound "right"? By the great gaelic goddess, even without the voice and the playing - you should be declared a MudCat treasure - with them...wow... |
05 Jul 01 - 02:13 PM (#499097) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: GUEST,Robdale Pretty cool Sharon "All Suck Up" would be cool but I imagine it as a song about a bunch of potbellied men getting their picture taken. The older Elvis in one of his "support" jumpsuits being the perfect
Bless my soul whats a wrong with me? What's worse I've got this old Supertramp melody running through my brain.
They're draining again, Oh! No! they're draining again
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05 Jul 01 - 02:25 PM (#499107) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: SharonA Aw, c'mon, MMario, you're embarrassing me! Actually, I don't like to "force-rhyme" words that don't really rhyme, but I wasn't sure what else to do there... "I don't care if it's streams or beaches, long as I have..."? "I don't care if it's fish or sneetches..."? Nah. SharonA |
05 Jul 01 - 02:57 PM (#499138) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: GUEST,RobDale Hi SharonA I've read a lot of instruction on songwriting in the last year. There is much debate about rhyming. There are near rhymes and perfect rhymes. I guess it is usually better to use perfect rhymes but sometimes a near rhyme can have more impact because it is unexpected. A perfect example of that is the song you parodied. When I first heard the song rhyming freezes with Jesus is quite unexpected and funny. It lets you know right away you are listening to comedy and lets you chuckle through the rest of the song. But why am I telling YOU this? I've seen you use this technique to good effect in quite a few of your songs. Keep up the good work!!
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05 Jul 01 - 05:51 PM (#499280) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: SharonA Thank you, Rob (JenEllen too, and alla resta youse guys!). I'd like to read up on songwriting techniques as well; Rob, why don't you start a thread and list your resources, and others can add to the list? ...unless there is an existing thread for you to add to... Can any members out there point us to one with a blueclickeything? Thanks! SharonA |
05 Jul 01 - 11:52 PM (#499521) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: Amos I don't care if she over-reaches? I don't care if they storm the beaches? I don't care if you don't wear breeches? I don't care if the hootowl screeches? I don't care if I can't m-m-m-make speeches? I don't care what the Gospel teaches? I don't care if the old man preaches? I don't care if I eat green peaches? I don't care if the sub-soil leaches? I don't care if Boulder Dam breaches? I don't care if Da Capo peaches? Ok, ok, ok, ok..... A |
06 Jul 01 - 08:23 AM (#499677) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: SharonA Ah, well, to eaches own. |
06 Jul 01 - 09:26 AM (#499720) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: Amos Oy! Sharon!! A |
06 Jul 01 - 11:40 AM (#499839) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: Lin in Kansas John In Remote Kansas (JIRK) on LIK's cookie All of us flatlanders in Kansas have been well aware of the value of a good leach for baitin' fish, but THEY BITE! Out here, the knowledgeable baitfishers know that a good old night crawler will outdo even a leech, if ya know how to fish them. Since nightcrawlers will burrow into the muddy bottoms of our slow old streams, us good ol' boys carrys us a hypodermic syringe (pronounced sighrenj) in our tackle box, so's we can pop a little air into the night crawlers tail. Makes his tail float, so's he sticks up out of the mud jest like a leech. That way, you ketch the same fish, but you lose a lot less blood since you avoid handlin' them messy leeches. Give me a good old night crawler with a bubble in his B*tt! Does this suggest a philosophical conflict of principles that needs a story song? John :-0 |
06 Jul 01 - 12:33 PM (#499884) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: SharonA Well, of course! But then, doesn't everything need a song? Here in southeastern Pennsylvania, they sell a product called a "Worm Floater" (a semi-soft, hollow plastic bulb with a needle at one end) that performs the same function as the sighrenj: stick the needle into the worm and squeeze the bulb! Night crawlers are available not only at hunting-and-fishing supply stores but also at convenience stores and some supermarkets... but you'd be a lot harder-pressed to find leeches for sale here. SharonA, a.k.a. "The Caster of Disaster" |
06 Jul 01 - 12:40 PM (#499890) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: SharonA "Disaster", that is, for the trees, undergrowth and occasional fishing partner entangled in my line... the fish are safe from me. SharonA |
06 Jul 01 - 12:46 PM (#499895) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: MMario And people think 'spaw is wierd for blowing up cleigh's butt? Youse guys inflate worms? |
06 Jul 01 - 04:37 PM (#500104) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 58 From: Áine Since this Challenge! is becoming way too weird, what with bubbles in worms' butts and whatnot -- The Keeper of the Book is calling a screeching halt to this one ;-) Cudos, congrats and many, many thanks to all you darlin' Challenge!rs for 'letting it all out' in your songs about our little bloated slimey friends . . . Here are your awards:
Winners of the Golden Cow Chip Award with Shamrock Cluster (The Shamrock Cluster is awarded for a very high level of imagination, imagery, and/or creative use of language in a song): -- Áine |