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BS: (Name removed) is a (deleted)

14 Jul 01 - 04:14 PM (#506536)
Subject: BS: (Name removed) is a (deleted)
From: GUEST

(comments deleted)

14 Jul 01 - 05:09 PM (#506557)
Subject: RE: BS: (Name removed) is a (deleted)
From: GUEST,khandu

I disagree, personally, I think (name removed) is a (deleted). If you think about it, I am certain you will agree!

khandu

14 Jul 01 - 06:07 PM (#506590)
Subject: RE: BS: (Name removed) is a (deleted)
From: Bill D

expletives deleted, 25ยข...
deletions explicated, $2.00

14 Jul 01 - 06:32 PM (#506604)
Subject: RE: BS: (Name removed) is a (deleted)
From: Ralphie

Oh Please, STOP.
FOR GODS SAKE STOPPPPPPPP. R xx

14 Jul 01 - 07:16 PM (#506623)
Subject: RE: BS: (Name removed) is a (deleted)
From: CarolC

Everybody should listen to this. It's really beautiful.

Bernard

(Scroll down to the 'Dark Island' clicky below the picture.)

14 Jul 01 - 07:38 PM (#506635)
Subject: RE: BS: (Name removed) is a (deleted)
From: Bill D

I did...he is pretty good! and his version of Wild Mountain Thyme is nice also...

14 Jul 01 - 07:39 PM (#506636)
Subject: RE: BS: (Name removed) is a (deleted)
From: kendall

it didn't work for me

14 Jul 01 - 07:41 PM (#506638)
Subject: RE: BS: (Name removed) is a (deleted)
From: Benjamin

Does it ever work for you Kendall?

I have no idea what that was supose to mean!

14 Jul 01 - 08:22 PM (#506660)
Subject: RE: BS: (Name removed) is a (deleted)
From: Dave Wynn

could I be (named) and have no (deleted)..I feel cheated not being a (named) and then being (deleted).

Spot

14 Jul 01 - 08:47 PM (#506669)
Subject: RE: BS: (Name removed) is a (deleted)
From: GUEST,khandu

OKAY DAMMIT!!!

Spot the Dog is a Siamese Cat!

THERE!

khandu

14 Jul 01 - 08:59 PM (#506678)
Subject: RE: BS: (Name removed) is a (deleted)
From: Little Hawk

Pat Patterson is a diddlywanker!

- LH

14 Jul 01 - 09:07 PM (#506687)
Subject: RE: BS: (Name removed) is a (deleted)
From: Dave Wynn

Never did trust those nosecratchinarselickinsneakyfaced sob's.....Cats......dontcha just hate 'em.....

14 Jul 01 - 09:10 PM (#506690)
Subject: RE: BS: (Name removed) is a (deleted)
From: Little Hawk

What are you saying?!? Cats are the apotheosis of creation! They are inherently superior to all other lifeforms. Just ask one.

- LH

14 Jul 01 - 09:50 PM (#506722)
Subject: RE: BS: (Name removed) is a (deleted)
From: Little Hawk

And if he deigns to give you an answer, he will confirm his innate superiority. Dogs, on the other hand, barely qualify above lichen and the dodo bird.

- LH

14 Jul 01 - 10:33 PM (#506746)
Subject: RE: BS: (Name removed) is a (deleted)
From: GUEST,khandu

Yes, LH, but, Spot the Dog is a cat that wants to be accepted as a dog. Go figure!

khandu

14 Jul 01 - 10:58 PM (#506767)
Subject: RE: BS: (Name removed) is a (deleted)
From: Dicho (Frank Staplin)

A transvestite dog? Or just a cross-dresser?

14 Jul 01 - 11:57 PM (#506806)
Subject: RE: BS: (Name removed) is a (deleted)
From: hesperis

Or jsut a cross barker?

15 Jul 01 - 12:04 AM (#506813)
Subject: RE: BS: (Name removed) is a (deleted)
From: mousethief

A cross-barker is someone who stands outside a Christian church and invites people in.

Alex

15 Jul 01 - 12:42 AM (#506838)
Subject: RE: BS: (Name removed) is a (deleted)
From: Liz the Squeak

Does anyone else think this is getting absurd and beyond a joke?

LTS

15 Jul 01 - 12:47 AM (#506839)
Subject: RE: BS: (Name removed) is a (deleted)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

Yes, I do I wonder what a new person coming here for the 1dt time would think of us.john

15 Jul 01 - 12:48 AM (#506840)
Subject: RE: BS: (Name removed) is a (deleted)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

1st time

15 Jul 01 - 09:44 AM (#506954)
Subject: RE: BS: (Name removed) is a (deleted)
From: SINSULL

is a

Why in the world did anyone feel they had to delete that? The truth hurts?????

15 Jul 01 - 04:38 PM (#507202)
Subject: RE: BS: (Name removed) is a (deleted)
From: lady penelope

Ta for the tune, I liked it.

Now, you all have homes to go to, move along, nothing to see here.thank you ladies and gentlemen....and dogs.

TTFN M'Lady P.

15 Jul 01 - 06:17 PM (#507259)
Subject: RE: BS: (Name removed) is a (deleted)
From: Lanfranc

Do not fold, spike, staple or mutilate.

15 Jul 01 - 07:49 PM (#507334)
Subject: RE: BS: (Name removed) is a (deleted)
From: Dave Wynn

Never spoke to a cat.....ate a few in my time.

Spot

16 Jul 01 - 11:08 AM (#507640)
Subject: RE: BS: (Name removed) is a (deleted)
From: SharonA

Dogs drool. Cats rule.

Sincerely,
Artie on the windowsill

16 Jul 01 - 11:52 AM (#507669)
Subject: RE: BS: (Name removed) is a (deleted)
From: mousethief

Cats make me nervous.

Mousethief

16 Jul 01 - 12:40 PM (#507718)
Subject: RE: BS: (Name removed) is a (deleted)
From: GUEST,UB Dan

Don't worry Alex, the cat just wants his mouse back

16 Jul 01 - 12:41 PM (#507720)
Subject: RE: BS: (Name removed) is a (deleted)
From: mousethief

That's what I'm nervous about! What if he decides that *I* am his mouse?!

Alex

16 Jul 01 - 04:34 PM (#507955)
Subject: RE: BS: (Name removed) is a (deleted)
From: Little Hawk

To a cat every mouse is "his mouse"...or "hers", as the case may be. Every chair and cushion likewise. Also every sunbeam.

There was a cat which used to come and clean itself, yawn, stretch, and roll around sensuously outside the picture window of my aunt's house...while inside the family weimeraner (a born cat hater) stood frozen at the glass, trembling all over and moaning, as well as drooling copiously on the carpet and the window. That cat knew exactly what it was doing. It would torture the dog for periods of up to 1/2 hour before sauntering off in a leisurely fashion.

Like Sharon said: Cats rule, dogs drool.

- LH

16 Jul 01 - 07:26 PM (#508112)
Subject: RE: BS: (Name removed) is a (deleted)
From: Irish sergeant

I have three cats so life around here gets interetsting at times. They all seem to think that they are the centre of the universe and the rest of creation is to cater to their every whim. (HAD a girl friend like that once) I don't delete explicatives. i'd rather let them breathe air and perfume language on occassion. Kindest reguards, Neil

16 Jul 01 - 07:39 PM (#508118)
Subject: RE: BS: (Name removed) is a (deleted)
From: Donuel

Here is my latest ebay offering titled: OLD CAT VIOLIN

This ~70 year old full size golden labeled 'German Strad' violin is customized by D.Hakman.

It is anathema to Dog lovers and could be described by them as such:

The tone is that of a heavenly hairball being gagged up by the gods. The sweet sonority is akin to the screetch of a cat in heat. Oh yes the scroll is of a cat staring you down as if to say "I meant that" or "what are you staring at". The sound has an independent quality that dominates over an ensemble that could pounce on your stand partner or scratch the nose of a violist on your left. The deep G string wafts a warm tone like a cat box in August. The breathtaking sound is like inhaling cat hair and trying not to cough. Stroke it with a bow and its back end goes up. The chin rest is as comfortable as being nursed by little needle like claws for no good reason. The purring sound is as comforting as a tickling whisker in your eye at 5 AM. Under the chin the sound is strong but one can detect something resembling meow? There is a 2 piece back in perfect condition with a downward V quality to the grain like Bush's smile. The seams and ribs are tight but have been glued 'on edge' to the lower edges of the back. The top has a repaired crack that is away from the scratching post. In lieu of a neck reset the fingerboard has been angled to provide a proper bridge height. With steel strings it has a wide eyed nervous power. With perlon strings it is warmer as if it has been lounging on top of the TV for hours.

To a cat lover this violin is simply adorable and is affectionately respondsive. There is a Cheshire cat seemingly stained into the wood of the upper back that only a cat lover can see by tilting it at certain angles as well as a portrait of a leopard on the tailpiece.