24 Jul 01 - 09:55 AM (#513339) Subject: Pamela Anderson's Boobs - real or faked? From: GUEST,Pizza-Faced Todd I was over at Lisa Loopner's house last night and we were watching a Baywatch rerun and there was Pamela Anderson with the most perfect pair of boobs you ever saw. Lisa said that she'd love to have boobs like Pam's and Mrs. Loopner said that they were fake. Is this true, can Pam's boobs actually be fake and not real? I mean we're talking about my number one fantasy here. If Pam's boobs are fake, does that mean that my fantasies are fake? |
24 Jul 01 - 09:59 AM (#513344) Subject: RE: Pamela Anderson's Boobs - real or faked? From: MMario I thought Lisa died? |
24 Jul 01 - 10:07 AM (#513350) Subject: RE: Pamela Anderson's Boobs - real or faked? From: Les from Hull We all make mistakes from time to time. It's part of being human. So Miss Anderson's mistakes are probably real. |
24 Jul 01 - 10:23 AM (#513365) Subject: RE: Pamela Anderson's Boobs - real or faked? From: Mountain Dog Sorry, Todd, they are faked...but if it's any consolation, they were faked using genuine space-age materials developed by NASA for the real moon-shots! |
24 Jul 01 - 10:24 AM (#513366) Subject: RE: Pamela Anderson's Boobs - real or faked? From: Willie-O Including:
she sure doesn't act Canadian... W=O |
24 Jul 01 - 10:31 AM (#513372) Subject: RE: Pamela Anderson's Boobs - real or faked? From: Gary T First they were real, then they were fake, now they're real again. For a fantasy not to be real, you'd have to fantasize that you had the fantasy. If your fantasy was about the boobs, a good plastic surgeon can fix you up with a set of your own, which you would always have with you. If the fantasy was about Pamela Lee, it might be a bit more complicated to bring it into reality. |
24 Jul 01 - 10:37 AM (#513377) Subject: RE: Pamela Anderson's Boobs - real or faked? From: wysiwyg If you have to ask, you can't afford to know. ~S~ |
24 Jul 01 - 11:12 AM (#513403) Subject: RE: Pamela Anderson's Boobs - real or faked? From: GUEST You want the truth? You can't handle the truth? Some discussions are sillier than Naval bases in Cuba. |
24 Jul 01 - 11:13 AM (#513406) Subject: RE: Pamela Anderson's Boobs - real or faked? From: Peter T. That reminds me, does anyone know what the status of the Guantanamo Base in Cuba is? Are the Americans still there? yours, Peter T. |
24 Jul 01 - 11:22 AM (#513414) Subject: RE: Pamela Anderson's Boobs - real or faked? From: Little Hawk I believe they are still there, Peter...the Americans in Guantanamo, that is. Amazing, isn't it? Castro's still there too, but I suspect the base will outlive him. As for Pamela Anderson's breasts...WHO CARES!!!!????? Oh...well, I guess Pizza-faced Todd does. You oughta visit the Mudcat Hoser Tavern, Todd. - LH |
24 Jul 01 - 11:26 AM (#513419) Subject: RE: Pamela Anderson's Boobs - real or faked? From: Rick Fielding No Peter. The base has been turned into an "off-shore" reconstructive surgery facility for wealthy Canadian women. All the plastic surgeons are former Eastern Bloc nuclear scientists. Their newest vanity project is the "V-2" rocket implant system. It stays up (and buzzes), and then after a while, plummetts to the ground. Don't get the hook....I'm leaving! Werner Von Lopez |
24 Jul 01 - 11:28 AM (#513424) Subject: RE: Pamela Anderson's Boobs - real or faked? From: Amos What is it -- the season? SOme lurking unacknowledged terror in the aether? An extremely subtle virus? Why is the 'Cat going all sillyheaded with threads like this? A |
24 Jul 01 - 12:08 PM (#513458) Subject: RE: Pamela Anderson's Boobs - real or faked? From: Little Hawk As I said on the other thread... Just my own opinion, but I think anyone who refers to breasts as "boobs" should be shot, pissed on, and run through a trash compactor. A "boob" is a stupid person. "Boobs" are 2 or more stupid people. - LH |
24 Jul 01 - 01:55 PM (#513564) Subject: RE: Pamela Anderson's Boobs - real or faked? From: radriano If your fantasies aren't real why do the boobs have to be real? |
24 Jul 01 - 01:59 PM (#513569) Subject: RE: Pamela Anderson's Boobs - real or faked? From: mousethief Because "double fantasy" is the name of a John Lennon/Yoko Ono album. |
24 Jul 01 - 02:33 PM (#513600) Subject: RE: Pamela Anderson's Boobs - real or faked? From: Midchuck How about "bubbies," then? Bazongas? Knockers? Melons? P. |
24 Jul 01 - 02:55 PM (#513623) Subject: RE: Pamela Anderson's Boobs - real or faked? From: Little Hawk You mean sort of like... Willie? Whanger? Prick? Harpoon? Whopper? etc...? Why not? Because it's silly and lacks grace and dignity, that's why. Reminds me of little boys writing dirty words on bathroom walls and giggling over scatalogical jokes. Breasts are beautiful. Boobs are just plain silly. - LH |
24 Jul 01 - 03:02 PM (#513628) Subject: RE: Pamela Anderson's Boobs - real or faked? From: GUEST,disgusted this whole goddamned thread is disgusting must be true at the sight of breasts men's creativity take a direct hit and dives into their dicks surely Mudcat deserves better than this |
24 Jul 01 - 03:09 PM (#513631) Subject: RE: Pamela Anderson's Boobs - real or faked? From: Clinton Hammond "Pamela Anderson's Boobs - real or faked?" Who cares, nobody here is ever gonna get close enough to them for it to matter! And well, call em what every ya want... there's nothing sillier than sex... "Because it's silly and lacks grace and dignity" So what?!?!?!?! |
24 Jul 01 - 03:28 PM (#513659) Subject: RE: Pamela Anderson's Boobs - real or faked? From: Bert Hey, I can bring this discussion back to folk music AND plug one of my own songs at the same time |
24 Jul 01 - 03:29 PM (#513661) Subject: RE: Pamela Anderson's Boobs - real or faked? From: mousethief This thread -- real or fake? |
24 Jul 01 - 03:32 PM (#513665) Subject: RE: Pamela Anderson's Boobs - real or faked? From: wysiwyg Ah, the trolls are among us, posting cascading upset instead of starting something positive of their own. Smart enough today not to fall for it? ~S~ |
24 Jul 01 - 09:56 PM (#513959) Subject: RE: Pamela Anderson's Boobs - real or faked? From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Dont care, not interested, I can't believe I'm reading this rubbish. |
24 Jul 01 - 10:04 PM (#513964) Subject: RE: Pamela Anderson's Boobs - real or faked? From: GUEST,ralph in leeds I am not an animal, I am a horse! I love to play kick the can. Jimmy Carter is not a good friend of mine. I have seen the wild midgets of Greenland in person. I am loved by someone that I have never met. I do not star in any Polish made movies. I eat too many sweets. I would kill if I saw the need. I hate Forest Gump. I like no one who has the complete Tommy Roe collection. This post makes as much sense as this thread. Ralph in Leeds |
24 Jul 01 - 10:38 PM (#513975) Subject: RE: Pamela Anderson's Boobs - real or faked? From: Seamus Kennedy Amos, thank God someone can spell "aether" correctly. Seamus |
25 Jul 01 - 01:45 AM (#514039) Subject: RE: Pamela Anderson's Boobs - real or faked? From: Oversoul I prefer the term "friendly whales" to boobs. Modernist that I am. By the way, just who is this Pamela Anderson? |
25 Jul 01 - 02:07 AM (#514042) Subject: RE: Pamela Anderson's Boobs - real or faked? From: Rick Fielding Dave, Pamela Anderson-Lee is a poor sod from Canada who became world famous on a show called "Baywatch". It's really silly and several women with model faces and large breasts, play "lifeguards" and jiggle around a beach. She's had her face and breasts cut up a lot by plastic surgeons, and from some interviews she's given, I really get the impression that she wants to be taken seriously. Think she's in something called "Barb-Wire" now. "Taken seriously? She hasn't got a hope". My guess is that she'll drift into a kind of "Jayne Mansfield" celebrity as she ages further. Rick |
25 Jul 01 - 02:09 AM (#514043) Subject: RE: Pamela Anderson's Boobs - real or faked? From: Gary T A television performer whose boobs had a role on the show |
25 Jul 01 - 01:07 PM (#514341) Subject: RE: Pamela Anderson's Boobs - real or faked? From: Bob P It's not my intention to damper the humor, add thread creap, or prolong the existance of this, but . . . I would like to briefly comment about PA, the person not the mystique or physique.
My 15 year old daughter and her friendes are
I think PA was some kind of playmate; could be wrong.
I also think her persona will live in infamey due to
That could also be nonsense but it's my perception.
My daughter has heard the criticisms leveled at HH
In short, the criticisms had the opposite affect of
In Chicago, one of Hugh's powerbase locations, they
Now there's no street for Steve Goodman, who's song
HH has a respectable public image, but I think what
Oh, did I say something nasty? What a shame. That's all. |
25 Jul 01 - 01:22 PM (#514353) Subject: RE: Pamela Anderson's Boobs - real or faked? From: Clinton Hammond There ain't nothing wrong with Hugh... Or Bob, or Larry for that matter! |
25 Jul 01 - 01:22 PM (#514355) Subject: RE: Pamela Anderson's Boobs - real or faked? From: MudGuard What do you call the space between Pamelas boobs? (scroll down for answer) Silicon Valley |
25 Jul 01 - 01:26 PM (#514359) Subject: RE: Pamela Anderson's Boobs - real or faked? From: Little Hawk Clinton - You think sex is silly? Really? Fascinating. You say "there's nothing sillier than sex". I disagree. Most TV shows are sillier than sex. Most advertising is sillier than sex. The American Pledge of Allegiance to the Flag is sillier than sex. Gambling casinos are sillier than sex. Federal elections are sillier than sex. Civic elections too. Flame wars on Mudcat are sillier than sex. Building vast numbers of ICBM's is sillier than sex. Probably 75% of the stuff people do every day is sillier than sex. Sex is beautiful, creative, and full of grace...unless you think it isn't, of course...in which case it's ugly, uncreative, dirty or...silly. I like my system better than yours...in yours, you are simply the silly aftereffect of a silly incident that happened about nine months before you were born. I think you are doing yourself a misservice in holding that viewpoint. Bob P - I share your low opinion of Hugh Hefner. His effect on the world has been worse than silly. - LH |
25 Jul 01 - 03:14 PM (#514467) Subject: RE: Pamela Anderson's Boobs - real or faked? From: Steve in Idaho I have got to stop this - I am laughing so hard my sides hurt!!! My wife calls them boobs - I call them fantastic - Love Sex - and love the trollers out there that put these wonderful threads in!!!! |
25 Jul 01 - 03:21 PM (#514472) Subject: RE: Pamela Anderson's Boobs - real or faked? From: Clinton Hammond If you think that sex can't be silly, are you ever missing out! :-) |
25 Jul 01 - 03:34 PM (#514482) Subject: RE: Pamela Anderson's Boobs - real or faked? From: Little Hawk Clinton - Hey, I didn't say it couldn't involve humour! Okay, if you mean silly in that respect...well, we can agree on something here. :-) Oh, and I think I should have said "disservice", not "misservice"...I believe I just coined a new word there. Glad you're enjoying it, Norton! I just happen to hate the word "boobs" for some reason, that's all...I've always hated it. I hate most of the popular slang words people use for breasts. I guess to me it's a sacred subject or something... - LH |
25 Jul 01 - 03:57 PM (#514491) Subject: RE: Pamela Anderson's Boobs - real or faked? From: Margo Humph. You want this kind of thread to disappear from Mudca? Well, I wouldn't hold my breast. Er, ah, that's breath! At least mine are real... Margo |
25 Jul 01 - 05:23 PM (#514536) Subject: RE: Pamela Anderson's Boobs - real or faked? From: Little Hawk LOL! Well, that's certainly a relief to hear... - LH |
25 Jul 01 - 05:31 PM (#514542) Subject: RE: Pamela Anderson's Boobs - real or faked? From: Kim C Is Pamela Anderson real? I have often wondered that. I prefer "bosoms." Or "bazooms" if they're rather, ah, full. It seems to me like women say "boobs" whereas men tend to say "tits." This sure is a regular topic of conversation around here. |
25 Jul 01 - 06:29 PM (#514565) Subject: RE: Pamela Anderson's Boobs - real or faked? From: Little Hawk Not this man. I did know 2 young fools who regularly referred to them as "hooters". - LH |
25 Jul 01 - 06:34 PM (#514569) Subject: RE: Pamela Anderson's Boobs - real or faked? From: mousethief Sherry she had big ones Sally had some too But Allison had little ones What hate to go to school ---Lyle Lovett |
25 Jul 01 - 06:35 PM (#514572) Subject: RE: Pamela Anderson's Boobs - real or faked? From: Clinton Hammond What's in a name eh... |
25 Jul 01 - 07:08 PM (#514591) Subject: RE: Pamela Anderson's Boobs - real or faked? From: Amos If you put Breast in the search box and set it to about a year, you can learn all about my new religion, which you are welcome to join. The cost is a nominal 10 per cent, much cheaper than the Resident Bush, and you can gawk under protection for your whole life, as an act of prayer... A |
25 Jul 01 - 08:12 PM (#514643) Subject: RE: Bishop of Boobs Genuinely Concerned From: Amos Dearest Madam: The Board of Directors and Council of Bishops of the Unified International Temple of the Golden Globes has forwarded your recent letter of complaint to me. I want you to know that your support is very important to those of us who lead this fledgling religion. We further believe that your points are both well made, and given the opportunity, would be exceedingly well taken. We appreciate, too, the aureola of dignity and righteousness with which you surround them, and believe that your sensitivity to our approach qualifies you for further extensive dialogue on same. The TGG does not condone the random search for "breast threads" as we feel it would unravel the underpinnings of some of our most important work, as well as distract our aspirants from the appropriate reflections on which their salivation depends. We feel it is of tantamount importance that we focus our attentions on our dual objectives at every curve in the path toward our fulfillment. We believe that to spread the milk of human kindness to all mankind is a goal which should involve the attention of the entire globe. As the great Bard once said, "let us not to the marriage in true minds admit impediment". We feel that our aspirants are striving to acheive the clear vision of which the poet wrote, and that the pursuit of breast threads would be tantamount to engaging in a struggle with an obstacle which should be more deftly undone. It is to this end that we train our advanced practitioners in 'ESD' (Extended Sensitivity and Dexterity) exercises at our major Mammary Worship Centers. We cannot thank you enough for the well-formed enhancements to our vision which you have exposed to us, and we hope to see more of them in future encounters. Our Director of Services wishes me to add that you might enjoy learning more about our group by attending one of our introductory "Laying on of Hands" courses. Yours in a common vision of "an open hand and an overflowing cup for all", Reverend (Right Palm) Brother Etoile des Poignees, |
25 Jul 01 - 10:16 PM (#514691) Subject: RE: Pamela Anderson's Boobs - real or faked? From: khandu The proper name for those lovely mounds on a female is "Golden Bonzos" khandu |
26 Jul 01 - 06:17 AM (#514766) Subject: RE: Pamela Anderson's Boobs - real or faked? From: Mark Cohen Mine are real, too. Just kinda hairy. A, M |
26 Jul 01 - 09:34 AM (#514857) Subject: RE: Pamela Anderson's Boobs - real or faked? From: Bob P Speaking of "Hooters", I've pretty much succeeded, after many tries, to ripoff their "wings" recipe, which is the only reason I, and most I ever knew, visited that place. If anyone wants it, start a thread - I'm not opening any e-mails right now. Bob P |
26 Jul 01 - 12:27 PM (#515006) Subject: RE: Pamela Anderson's Boobs - real or faked? From: Kim C Golden Bonzos! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!! |
26 Jul 01 - 01:38 PM (#515053) Subject: RE: Pamela Anderson's Boobs - real or faked? From: wysiwyg Amos, please, take 10% from me, they are too damn heavy to carry by myself! Whatcha do with them is up to you! ~S~ |
26 Jul 01 - 04:58 PM (#515267) Subject: RE: Pamela Anderson's Boobs - real or faked? From: annamill I'd like to take this thread to a serious side of discussion. I consider myself sort of an expert on Pam because my Honey is madly in love with her and she permeates my life. One, we have a lifesize cutout of Pam in the music room and that can be verified by those who have been to my home, two, we have seen almost every episode of Babewatch that included PA and her hahemmm..boobs, three, as the proud owners of a video store with an adult section, we are also the proud owners of Pam and Tommy in Private (verrry graphic). So of course we follow her career with great interest (like I care). Her pointers on the show started out real, then she enhanced (I mean really enhanced) her self image(right), then, she decided she just was getting too much attention, so he dehanced down to a smaller size. Barb Wire was a movie she made some time ago (while enhanced) which shows all of her good points. Pretty funny(tho I wouldn't laugh in front of Honey), (he doesn't laugh when I'm drooling over Mel or Sean), Her movie with Tommy is a great renter. So I think that Pam should get all the credit she deserves and should get more serious parts like her movie with her husband Tommy. BTW, Tommy is the lead in some famous rock group and NOT Tommy Lee Jones (he wishes). There. Love, Annamill |
26 Jul 01 - 05:10 PM (#515280) Subject: RE: Pamela Anderson's Boobs - real or faked? From: Little Hawk Gag me with a dog biscuit. - LH |
26 Jul 01 - 05:24 PM (#515292) Subject: RE: Pamela Anderson's Boobs - real or faked? From: Amos Well, if you insist, but only if you provide the dog biscuit. A |
26 Jul 01 - 05:38 PM (#515303) Subject: RE: Pamela Anderson's Boobs - real or faked? From: GUEST,John Pacquin I confess that I watch Baywatch, but only because I love the story lines. A lot of other people (men, mostly, I guess) watch the show as well, because we like to look at women who look like that--which is ample, and not just in the, a, well, balcony(sorry, I haven't got used to talking about this stuff on-line yet, but I'm trying). I hear all the time about how women are dieting themselves into oblivion so they look good, presumably to men, and, if TV ratings are proof of anything, it is that we like women who have a little substance--Women are supposed to be much smarter and better at everything than men (and I tend to agree), and supposedly, they can read us like those big print books If that is true, why do so many of you miss out on this one particular fact?
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26 Jul 01 - 06:21 PM (#515339) Subject: RE: Pamela Anderson's Boobs - real or faked? From: hesperis The problem is when people have ideals of what people SHOULD look like. Then, they cannot see the beauty that they naturally have been given. |
26 Jul 01 - 07:35 PM (#515409) Subject: RE: Pamela Anderson's Boobs - real or faked? From: annamill You know, of course, that my post was all tongue-in-cheek.. Love, Annamill |
26 Jul 01 - 07:40 PM (#515416) Subject: RE: Pamela Anderson's Boobs - real or faked? From: Margo Golden Bonzos???!!! Mine are pink, pinker, and pinkest, if you know what I mean. (Hint, just think about a bullseye....) Margo |
27 Jul 01 - 01:23 AM (#515649) Subject: RE: Pamela Anderson's Boobs - real or faked? From: Bob Pacquin Margo, that description has got me all distracted, and just as I was going ask Annamill if she would get videos for us all at cost== |
27 Jul 01 - 01:06 PM (#516049) Subject: RE: Pamela Anderson's Boobs - real or faked? From: DaveJ But how can I sing the Fugg's song Do You Like Boob's Alot if I can't say...Oh never mind. I think I'll become a minister in Amos' religion. How do I join? DaveJ |
27 Jul 01 - 01:20 PM (#516066) Subject: RE: Pamela Anderson's Boobs - real or faked? From: DaveJ Oops, that's Fugs with a single 'g'. I owned a vinyl copy of their first album once. |
27 Jul 01 - 02:47 PM (#516166) Subject: RE: Pamela Anderson's Boobs - real or faked? From: GUEST,Tuli K. do ya like boobs a lot? (yes i like boobs a lot) why do ya like boobs a lot? (gotta like boobs a lot) do ya like boobs a lot? (yes i like boobs a lot) why do ya like boobs a lot? (gotta like boobs a lot) down in the locker room just be boys gettin down the locker room with all that noise singin do ya like boobs a lot? (yes i like boobs a lot) why do ya like boobs a lot? (gotta like boobs a lot) do ya wear your jock a lot? (yes i like my jock a lot) why do ya wear your jock a lot? (gotta wear your jock a lot) why do ya wear your jock a lot? (gotta wear my jock a lot) why do ya like your jock a lot? (yes i like my jock a lot) out on the football football field you never can tell whether he can wheel why do ya wear your jock a lot? (yes i wear my jock a lot) why do ya wear your jock a lot? (gotta wear your jock a lot) if i had a flag along (if i had a flag along) if i had a long flag along if i had a long flag along if you like boobs a lot just hag along do ya like boobs a lot? (yes i like boobs a lot) why do ya like boobs a lot? (gotta like boobs a lot) who likes boobs a lot?... do ya like boobs a lot? (yes i like boobs a lot) why do ya like boobs a lot? (gotta like boobs a lot) do ya like boobs a lot? (yes i like boobs a lot) why do ya like boobs a lot? (gotta like boobs a lot) down in the locker room just be boys gettin down the locker room with all that noise singin do ya like boobs a lot? (yes i like boobs a lot) why do ya like boobs a lot? (gotta like boobs a lot) if i had a flag along (if i had a flag along) if i had a long flag along if i had a long flag along if you like boobs a lot just hag along do ya like boobs a lot? (yes i like boobs a lot) why do ya like boobs a lot?
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27 Jul 01 - 03:04 PM (#516180) Subject: RE: Pamela Anderson's Boobs - real or faked? From: GUEST,Pizza-Faced Todd Thanks to all who have responded to my post.
I was shocked to see that some of you don't know Pam. Well, those who don't know of her assets should click here to check Pam out!
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27 Jul 01 - 07:38 PM (#516392) Subject: RE: Pamela Anderson's Boobs - real or faked? From: Little Hawk Tuli K - Thanks. I've been trying to forget that f**king song ever since the 60's. God, what torture. That was a well-named group if ever there was one... - LH |
27 Jul 01 - 07:41 PM (#516395) Subject: RE: Pamela Anderson's Boobs - real or faked? From: Chicken Charlie It's her BRAIN I'm wondering about. Meow, meow. CC |