21 Sep 01 - 10:44 PM (#556329) Subject: Every Mothers son and sire From: Gypsy Well, couldn't find on google, so.......This a poem that need to find the rest of. Veterans of vintage stag parties will remember this one. "A dog will leave his bone to go smell another dog's asshole in hopes to find his own something, something something Every mothers son and sire something something something Up jumps some yellow son of a bitch and hollers FIRE Anyone out there recall this one? We would be the heroes of the ages to find this for elderly family member. Thank ya'll so much. |
21 Sep 01 - 11:31 PM (#556361) Subject: RE: Every Mothers son and sire From: GUEST,gypsy/foreign computer, darnit! Got the first line! "When they came in to the hall they hung their buttholes on the wall Surely someone recalls such a meaningful piece?! |
23 Sep 01 - 10:03 AM (#556964) Subject: RE: Every Mothers son and sire From: Gypsy Mebbe this thread should have a different name. Any Joe Clones out there? Howzabout "A dog will leave his bone"? Thanks all. |
24 Sep 01 - 06:33 AM (#557543) Subject: RE: Every Mothers son and sire From: GUEST,The_Siren_Poet I know the song you talking about. I should be ablete lyrics from my Sister some time today and post them. =) |
25 Sep 01 - 09:25 PM (#558811) Subject: RE: Every Mothers son and sire From: Gypsy My love for you grows! I might add, you have the won the challenge of the week! Elderly family member sez it is impossible to find this, so will be a good one on him. Thank you so much. ;>) |
27 Sep 01 - 11:00 PM (#560430) Subject: RE: Every Mothers son and sire From: Gypsy Siren, you gotta join so i can PM and beg and plead with you. Any luck with your sister yet? |
28 Sep 01 - 12:54 AM (#560487) Subject: RE: Every Mothers son and sire From: JohnInKansas Found the poem in "A Book of Vulgar Verse" by 'a gentleman about town' - Checker Books. Attributed to the famous poet "anonymous." Please stand by. Lin In Kansas is transcribing. John |
28 Sep 01 - 12:59 AM (#560490) Subject: Lyr Add: WHY DOGS LEAVE A NICE FAT BONE From: Lin in Kansas Gypsy--the wording's not exactly the same, but it sounds like this is the poem you're looking for. Lin
Why Dogs Leave a Nice Fat Bone
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28 Sep 01 - 01:06 AM (#560494) Subject: RE: Every Mothers son and sire From: JohnInKansas We think we recall a slightly modified version in which the reason for hanging their assholes at the door was a sign that said "No Assholes Allowed," and a 'band of roving cats' were blamed for shouting "FIRE." A quick look at our index of tunes, songs, poetry and trivia has not found any alternates. John |
28 Sep 01 - 10:54 PM (#561164) Subject: RE: Every Mothers son and sire From: Gypsy My love for you DOES grow! This was a challenge of the century, or at least the year! Thank you so very, very, much. (oh yeah, did i say thanx?) Love ya, gypsy |
28 Sep 01 - 10:57 PM (#561167) Subject: RE: Every Mothers son and sire From: Gypsy Am i obtuse? Are John and Lin, actually John&Lin? |