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Nearly Nude Calendar Question

29 Sep 01 - 06:47 AM (#561287)
Subject: Nearly Nude Calendar Quiestion
From: GUEST,Amy Canada

Question for those who are putting this together: I have a picture of myself with my guitar that I'd like to submit, but before I do - it's a pic of a full back nude with me smiling over my shoulder while the guitar is next to me - is this useable or is it just "implied" nudity that you're looking for? i.e holding a mandolin over my "cheeks"?


29 Sep 01 - 06:56 AM (#561288)
Subject: RE: Nearly Nude Calendar Quiestion
From: Paul from Hull

Amy, if they wont accept it for the Calendar, send it to ME!

My email is.....

*LOL*


29 Sep 01 - 07:00 AM (#561291)
Subject: RE: Nearly Nude Calendar Quiestion
From: GUEST,Amy Canada

:) Ahhhhhhh I see how you are! LOL


29 Sep 01 - 07:03 AM (#561292)
Subject: RE: Nearly Nude Calendar Quiestion
From: Paul from Hull

Hehehehe....


29 Sep 01 - 07:06 AM (#561293)
Subject: RE: Nearly Nude Calendar Quiestion
From: Mrs.Duck

Amy if you saw last years I'm sure you'd realise that anything is preferable to the sight of Micca posing with his fridge magnet!!!!:0)


29 Sep 01 - 12:46 PM (#561401)
Subject: RE: Nearly Nude Calendar Quiestion
From: Midchuck

I'm hoping to furnish a Woodchucks' Revenge group picture. I'll pose with my guitar, and Kris with the bass. Sandy (bigchuck)can use his mandolin.

Peter.


29 Sep 01 - 01:48 PM (#561423)
Subject: RE: Nearly Nude Calendar Quiestion
From: MMario

That certainly seems tasteful enough to me, Amy.


29 Sep 01 - 01:49 PM (#561426)
Subject: RE: Nearly Nude Calendar Quiestion
From: Mrs.Duck

BTW I am November


29 Sep 01 - 02:26 PM (#561441)
Subject: RE: Nearly Nude Calendar Quiestion
From: DougR

YEAH, sounds good to me!

DougR


29 Sep 01 - 02:43 PM (#561445)
Subject: RE: Nearly Nude Calendar Quiestion
From: GUEST,Vintage Martin

How about some shots of us kazoo players? (Can we kazoo chicks use 3 kazoos?)


29 Sep 01 - 04:19 PM (#561473)
Subject: RE: Nearly Nude Calendar Quiestion
From: Amergin

well...it depends on how you're using them...remember this is supposed to be tasteful...


29 Sep 01 - 05:15 PM (#561512)
Subject: RE: Nearly Nude Calendar Quiestion
From: Paul from Hull

*LOL*


29 Sep 01 - 07:30 PM (#561567)
Subject: RE: Nearly Nude Calendar Quiestion
From: GUEST,Amy Canada

Paul from Hull - what say we pose together! lol


29 Sep 01 - 07:38 PM (#561570)
Subject: RE: Nearly Nude Calendar Quiestion
From: AliUK

my god!! this is turning into a Mirc chatroom!!!


29 Sep 01 - 08:35 PM (#561606)
Subject: RE: Nearly Nude Calendar Quiestion
From: Paul from Hull

*LOL* That WOULD be entertaining! (maybe not for the 'AUDIENCE'..but I certainly like the idea! *G*)


29 Sep 01 - 08:46 PM (#561612)
Subject: RE: Nearly Nude Calendar Quiestion
From: Paul from Hull

Well....lets just pray that the 'Windy Bottom Kazoo Ensemble' dont see this thread!


30 Sep 01 - 01:15 AM (#561758)
Subject: RE: Nearly Nude Calendar Quiestion
From: GUEST,Vintage Martin

Well, I just wondered -- if the instruments are supposed to cover what the Church Lady would call one's "bulbous naughty parts," what do people do who play very small instruments?

Vinnie


30 Sep 01 - 01:32 AM (#561764)
Subject: RE: Nearly Nude Calendar Quiestion
From: Crazy Eddie

VM,
Perhaps the men could take VERY cold showers????????


30 Sep 01 - 03:30 AM (#561793)
Subject: RE: Nearly Nude Calendar Quiestion
From: Liz the Squeak

And what about the singers who don't use crib sheets???

Those mikes get smaller and smaller you know....

LTS


30 Sep 01 - 04:59 AM (#561808)
Subject: RE: Nearly Nude Calendar Quiestion
From: John MacKenzie

Even ladies have more than one set of cheeks. Which ones were you thinking to cover? I only ask out of curiosity you understand, it's so important to get these things right!! To think that I was actually in Canada 2 weeks ago, if only I'd known!

Jock.


30 Sep 01 - 09:57 AM (#561877)
Subject: RE: Nearly Nude Calendar Quiestion
From: Bill D

awww..c'mon..LOTS of clever shots are possible...even ballad singers can pose with a copy of F.J. Child held decorously..*grin*..just practice angles and props in front of the bedroom mirrow until you find the perfect idea. (**Sitting** is easier than standing *grin*)...unless you play double-bass


30 Sep 01 - 11:15 PM (#562237)
Subject: RE: Nearly Nude Calendar Quiestion
From: GUEST,Amy Canada

OK - I had a "tasteful" one done this weekend and it came out pretty good. The other is more fun - but hey if what you want is "proper" I can do that too!


01 Oct 01 - 12:52 AM (#562297)
Subject: RE: Nearly Nude Calendar Quiestion
From: Genie

Well, if you play the organ, you could hold it delicately in front of you ...


01 Oct 01 - 12:55 AM (#562300)
Subject: RE: Nearly Nude Calendar Quiestion
From: DougR

Especially the mouth organ!

DougR


01 Oct 01 - 01:19 AM (#562309)
Subject: RE: Nearly Nude Calendar Quiestion
From: alison

anything goes really......

the pic sounds fine Amy... and the rest of you ... HURRY UP!!!!

email jpegs to

alison@easy-pulse.com

slainte

alison


01 Oct 01 - 01:31 AM (#562317)
Subject: RE: Nearly Nude Calendar Quiestion
From: alison

oh and by the way... if you have 2 photos ... I will put both in if you want (or save one for next year)...

I just flipped over into October....... I had forgotten about Micca and his fridge magnet.....lol

slainte

alison


01 Oct 01 - 07:42 PM (#562937)
Subject: RE: Nearly Nude Calendar Quiestion
From: SINSULL

Funny - I keep staring at that picture of Micca and picturing him with his kilt on...Ah, the imagination!


01 Oct 01 - 07:58 PM (#562946)
Subject: RE: Nearly Nude Calendar Quiestion
From: Amergin

does that mean you are wishing he had more clothes on?


02 Oct 01 - 03:03 PM (#563593)
Subject: RE: Nearly Nude Calendar Quiestion
From: Liz the Squeak

Ever SEEN Micca in his kilt?? The fridge magnet is by FAR the most sensible of the two.... and yet, there is still something about the picture that makes me want to go eeeeeeeuuuuuuurrrrrrgggggggghhhhhh!!!

LTS


02 Oct 01 - 04:39 PM (#563659)
Subject: RE: Nearly Nude Calendar Question
From: Liz the Squeak

Well, they're on the way..... 2, user both if you like, but you may need a warning to those of a nervous disposition...

LTS


02 Oct 01 - 07:33 PM (#563785)
Subject: RE: Nearly Nude Calendar Question
From: alison

got them Liz..... absolutely brilliant

slainte

alison


03 Oct 01 - 05:38 PM (#564476)
Subject: RE: Nearly Nude Calendar Question
From: Liz the Squeak

So when is it coming out then??

LTS


03 Oct 01 - 09:16 PM (#564616)
Subject: RE: Nearly Nude Calendar Question
From: R!

After all these months I still can't open the file...


03 Oct 01 - 09:59 PM (#564636)
Subject: RE: Nearly Nude Calendar Question
From: WyoWoman

Well, I've sent mine. But there's not an instrument in the photo. I'm a singer, you see, and my voice is my instrument. But I'm THINKING a song ...

ww


04 Oct 01 - 12:54 AM (#564714)
Subject: RE: Nearly Nude Calendar Question
From: Liz the Squeak

Me too Wyo - you just don't know WHICH song I'm thinking!!!

LTS


08 Oct 01 - 02:06 PM (#567516)
Subject: RE: Nearly Nude Calendar Question
From: Genie

BTW, what is the deadline for submission of photos? And do you accept snail mail?


08 Oct 01 - 11:58 PM (#567962)
Subject: RE: Nearly Nude Calendar Question
From: alison

yes I accept snail mail... but I'm in Australia... so you'll need to send it soon... PM me for the address.....

I would like the closing date to be mid November.... but I need to get enough photos to work with first....

slainte

alison


09 Oct 01 - 01:11 AM (#567987)
Subject: RE: Nearly Nude Calendar Question
From: Amergin

or if you live in the states what you could do is take the photos to a friend or the local library or kinkos and get them on a disk there..or at the local kodak place...and then email them to jiggles....


09 Oct 01 - 03:44 PM (#568408)
Subject: RE: Nearly Nude Calendar Question
From: Liz the Squeak

You do know that people have been investigated by Social Serivces and had their children taken into care for having nude or nearly nude pictures of them developed in various public chemists?!

I think the local library is NOT a good place to be doing that!!!

Even if they are totally innocent, and you and your children have a naturist attitude to nudity (as does mine, she'll drop her clothes in an instant given the chance....)they still undergo quite vicious questioning and are put on the 'at risk' register for a time! So much for trying to bring my child up to be broad and open minded!

LTS


09 Oct 01 - 10:29 PM (#568661)
Subject: RE: Nearly Nude Calendar Question
From: GUEST,CarolC Fan

How long does it take for the calendar to arrive via email after payment?


09 Oct 01 - 11:13 PM (#568694)
Subject: RE: Nearly Nude Calendar Question
From: Sorcha

Depends on Maxs' schedule, CarolFan. Usually, not long, a day or two, but if Max is busy, could be longer. Alison is not in charge of e mailing the calender, just formatting. Max is in charge of e mailing it.