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Hey, Mr. Taliban, give us up Bin Laden

03 Oct 01 - 09:37 AM (#564155)
Subject: Hey, Mr. Taliban, give us up Bin Laden
From: Mrrzy

to the tune of DayO - has anybody heard this one yet? It may be in poor taste, it may not be funny, but it's music and the lyrics ought to be in the Trad. I've only heard about it, not heard IT yet... it has, apparently, verses, not just this tag line.


03 Oct 01 - 02:39 PM (#564343)
Subject: RE: Hey, Mr. Taliban, give us up Bin Laden
From: Little Hawk

I thought you were gonna say "to the tune of Mr. Tambourine Man"...

What a relief.

- LH


03 Oct 01 - 02:49 PM (#564348)
Subject: RE: Hey, Mr. Taliban, give us up Bin Laden
From: GUEST

Heck, and here was me hoping that Tambourine Man was the tune...


03 Oct 01 - 03:35 PM (#564390)
Subject: Lyr Add: HEY, MR. TALIBAN, GIVE US UP BIN LADEN
From: ScottyG

Hi, Mrrzy:

I've got the midi file, but don't know how to post it. If it's the one I have, the words are:

Hey-o! Hey-ey-ey-ey-o! Air Force come an' dey flatten your home!

Run, Mr. Taliban, we know where you're hidin'! Air Force come an' dey flatten your home!

Ey, USA, USA, USA-o! Uncle Sam come an' he flatten your home!

Sixty-foot, seventy-foot, eighty-foot crater! Air Force come an' dey flatten your home!

Uncle Sam comin', he ain't no Quaker! Uncle Sam come an' he flatten your home!

When we finished, you will all be cryin'! Air Force come an' dey flatten your home!

Pilot, his brother was a New York fireman! Air Force come an dey flatten your home.

If somebody can explain how to post the sound file, let me know.

God Bless America.

Scotty


03 Oct 01 - 03:40 PM (#564397)
Subject: RE: Hey, Mr. Taliban, give us up Bin Laden
From: pavane

Try searching for Banana Boat song?


03 Oct 01 - 03:50 PM (#564400)
Subject: RE: Hey, Mr. Taliban, give us up Bin Laden
From: Alice

I saw this on Saturday Night Live, the sketch parody of Jessie Jackson, dialing *69 and getting the Taliban... it was great. Mayor Giuliani and members of the fire department introduced the show. I'll never think of the banana boat song in the same way again.

Alice


03 Oct 01 - 04:08 PM (#564407)
Subject: RE: Hey, Mr. Taliban, give us up Bin Laden
From: JedMarum

I'm almost ashamed to adit this, but here's a Blue Clicky thing to the song in question!


03 Oct 01 - 04:09 PM (#564412)
Subject: RE: Hey, Mr. Taliban, give us up Bin Laden
From: JedMarum

ooops, that is admit!


03 Oct 01 - 04:28 PM (#564428)
Subject: RE: Hey, Mr. Taliban, give us up Bin Laden
From: MMario

okay Jed, who does the falling bomb?


03 Oct 01 - 05:36 PM (#564474)
Subject: RE: Hey, Mr. Taliban, give us up Bin Laden
From: mousethief

The tune I imagined was "Please Mr. Custer I don't want to go" by Larry Verne. (Well, really by Darian, DeLory, and Van Winkle, but sung by Larry, anyway.)

I'm sure you could also do something clever with "Afghanistani" to the tune of "Guantanamera"...

Alex


03 Oct 01 - 07:30 PM (#564541)
Subject: RE: Hey, Mr. Taliban, give us up Bin Laden
From: GUEST,.gargoyle

ON THE SUBJECT OF AFGANISTAN WAR SONGS

Another song in the DT probably from the Crimean War (1853-56) with the same folks

ABDUL ABULBUL AMIR Click here

And its ribald parody probably from the Russo-Turkish Wars

The Ballade of Ivan Petrofsky Skevar Click here


03 Oct 01 - 07:38 PM (#564548)
Subject: RE: Hey, Mr. Taliban, give us up Bin Laden
From: Murray MacLeod

Neither of your links work, Gargoyle.

Murray


Links fixed -Joe O-


04 Oct 01 - 06:06 AM (#564819)
Subject: RE: Hey, Mr. Taliban, give us up Bin Laden
From: Peter Kasin

Can you give it another go, Gargoyle? I'm also curious about those songs.


04 Oct 01 - 09:17 AM (#564900)
Subject: RE: Hey, Mr. Taliban, give us up Bin Laden
From: GUEST,Mrr-sans-cookie

I know Abdul - Abdul was a friend of mine. And believe, me, Osama, you're no Abdul. (sorry!)

Actually, that one happens somewhere over in one of the other -istans, doesn't it, since it has the Abdul (a moslem) and Ivan Skavinski Skavar, the guy from Moscow?


04 Oct 01 - 04:14 PM (#565149)
Subject: RE: Hey, Mr. Taliban, give us up Bin Laden
From: mousethief

They work for me -- maybe an elf has fixed the html.

Alex


04 Oct 01 - 06:32 PM (#565258)
Subject: RE: Hey, Mr. Taliban, give us up Bin Laden
From: GUEST

You must see this.


05 Oct 01 - 02:00 PM (#565778)
Subject: RE: Hey, Mr. Taliban, give us up Bin Laden
From: GUEST,Melani

If the links don't work, just go to the DT under A--they're both there. As for the Banana Boat Song, I like ScottyG's version best.


05 Oct 01 - 03:57 PM (#565846)
Subject: RE: Hey, Mr. Taliban, give us up Bin Laden
From: catspaw49

Oh c'mon now folks.........I admit it............So far my high score is 51500............But I'm still practicing.........Bound to improve........

Yeah, it may be tasteless or whatever, but it's fun!!!!

Spaw


05 Oct 01 - 09:48 PM (#566050)
Subject: RE: Hey, Mr. Taliban, give us up Bin Laden
From: Celtic Soul

Thanks Jed! I was really wondering what the rest of this parody would be like. I don't know whether to laugh my ass off, say "Oh my GAWD!" or both. :D


06 Oct 01 - 06:52 PM (#566419)
Subject: RE: Hey, Mr. Taliban, give us up Bin Laden
From: WyoWoman

Actually, a friend of mine sent me the perfect solution to the Bin Laden conundrum. If we can bring him to justice, we can darned well bring him to some poetic justice. To wit:

Send in our Special Forces, Seals and whoever else it takes to find Mr. bin Laden. Bring him back to the U.S. and do an emergency sex change operation on him. Then once he's healed up pretty well, send him back to Afghanistan to live under Taliban rule.

If he's a problem child in custody, make sure he's dressed in a short skirt, makeup and a lot of jewelry when he goes back. (That was my addendum.)

Fiendishly simple.

ww


06 Oct 01 - 07:51 PM (#566442)
Subject: RE: Hey, Mr. Taliban, give us up Bin Laden
From: Lepus Rex

Oh, that 'bin Laden's Liquors' game is hilarious, isn't it? Equating an international terrorist with a Mideastern/South Asian-American shopkeeper is JUST what we need. :P

---Lepus Rex


06 Oct 01 - 08:07 PM (#566447)
Subject: RE: Hey, Mr. Taliban, give us up Bin Laden
From: catspaw49

Aw hell Leeps, I know that and you're right, but what the hell......It's tasteless and bigoted and all that shit, but I'm havin' a pretty good time at it........102,500 so far....and my mouse is kinda' screwed up! There is already a ton of that bullshit floating around the net and it doesn't help relations any but it's a nice alternative as a tension reliever to smashing termites on the screen and the like.

Now go out and get some new pictures of yourself to post. Or go over and tell Ozzie you're really a guy who had a sex change but cross dresses after the operation because you realized that as a girl some ass like him might hit on you.

Spaw


06 Oct 01 - 08:18 PM (#566452)
Subject: RE: Hey, Mr. Taliban, give us up Bin Laden
From: catspaw49

Okay Lepus, no need to post to Ozzie.....I did it for you. You can thank me later.......How about a date?

Spaw


06 Oct 01 - 08:29 PM (#566456)
Subject: RE: Hey, Mr. Taliban, give us up Bin Laden
From: Lepus Rex

Heh, Spaw.

You know, I guess that game isn't all that bad, racism aside... I guess... I'm just jealous that no one hates ME enough to take my LOVELY out-of-date Mudcat photo and make a game where *I* get shot at. :(

But I'm working on that.

---Lepus Rex


06 Oct 01 - 08:35 PM (#566458)
Subject: RE: Hey, Mr. Taliban, give us up Bin Laden
From: catspaw49

Hey .... GO FOR IT!!! Hmmm......Maybe you could pop up behind a music store counter holding various instruments and the score is based on blowing away different ones. Maybe a guitar is worth 500, a banjo 1000, a Dobro 1500, a bodhran 3000, and an accordion 5000. Helluvan' idea Lepus.....

Spaw


06 Oct 01 - 08:40 PM (#566462)
Subject: RE: Hey, Mr. Taliban, give us up Bin Laden
From: Lepus Rex

Oh, I'm not working on the GAME... I'm working on alienating so many people who know how to make violent video games, that they make one about me. It's bound to happen, sooner or later...:)

---Lepus Rex


06 Oct 01 - 09:11 PM (#566474)
Subject: RE: Hey, Mr. Taliban, give us up Bin Laden
From: catspaw49

Lepus, if I knew anyone who made those games, I'd be happy to tell them that you're a complete scumbag! If you know of some, send me their addy's and I'll forward a letter of reference on your behalf!

Spaw


08 Oct 01 - 08:57 PM (#567850)
Subject: RE: Hey, Mr. Taliban, give us up Bin Laden
From: GUEST,Sonja

Here's the one from the link above:
Talibanjo Gee-Haw'd
Set to the tune of The Banana Boat Song (Day-O)

Day - Glo Day - Glo
Day light come and they hit our home
Day, is a day, is today, is a day, for a day ay ay - glo,
Daylight come and they hit our home

Work all night to find the bum (Daylight come an' he'll have no home)
Track him down, now he's on the run (Daylight come an' he'll have no home)

Come mister Taliban, hand over Bin Laden (Daylight come an' we found his home)
Come mister Taliban, we know that ya' got 'em (Or daylight come an' you'll have no home)

Load six and seven and eight and launch, (Daylight come an' you got no home)
Load six and seven and eight and launch, (Daylight come an' you got no home)

Day - Glo Day - Glo
Day light come and they hit our home
Day, is a day, is today, is a day, for a day ay ay - glo,
Daylight come and they hit our home

A beautiful day in south Manhattan ( daylight come and I see my home)
Somewhere hide the cowardly Osama Bin Laden (daylight come and he'll never go home)

Bags they check but they check with caution (daylight come and we wanna go home)
Our will ain't broke by mere exhaustion ( daylight come and we're headed home)

Day - Glo Day - Glo
Day light come and they hit our home
Day, is a day, is today, is a day, for a day ay ay - glo,
Daylight come and they hit our home

Daylight come as we build a new home
Daylight come as we build a new home

© 2001 Dustin K. Dykes

I might add:
Mr Taliban, give up Bin Laden like you oughta--
Daylight can't find your women in their homes--
Then you go on to kill your mother, wife and daughter--
Daylight don't enlighten your home!


09 Oct 01 - 05:01 AM (#568029)
Subject: RE: Hey, Mr. Taliban, give us up Bin Laden
From: KingBrilliant

Sorry, but I think this stuff is sick. Maybe I'm missing the point - but it just seems like de-sensitizing mechanisms to me.

Kris


09 Oct 01 - 01:06 PM (#568282)
Subject: RE: Hey, Mr. Taliban, give us up Bin Laden
From: GUEST,Dustin K. Dykes (Gee Haw'd)

Just received the link to the Mudcat thread and, as the parody author of Talibanjo Gee-Haw'd (http://www.fretmeister.com), decided to give everyone a background on the song.

I happened to be watching the tube when the events of September 11th began. At the time I was enjoying my fourth month of vacation/unemployment. This condition, though, permitted me to watch CNN 24/7 – not a healthy situation. I am a former New Yorker and had a close friend working in One World Trade Center – he survived. Anyway, I desperately needed a distraction. I am normally a very cheerful person and yet when I undertook this project I hadn't laughed in days. Things had to change.

Unlike most posters on this board, I have little-to-no musical talent – you could ask Jed, but he's to nice a guy to agree ;-) I do enjoy writing silly songs, though. I'm not necessarily good at it, but I do enjoy it. I've never before shared one of them with the public, but desperate times call for desperate measures. People everywhere were stepping forward and contributing in any way they could. However pathetic it may sound, this is the best I could do.

In response to KingBrilliant, my intent was desensitization in the way that any form of entertainment dulls the ache of everyday life. Music, humor, fantasy…we all have a need for escapism. My need was at its greatest level since serving in the Gulf War. This time, though, I had to create my own distraction.

I would like to thank Jed Marum and Eammon's Kitchen for indulging me and breathing life into this creation. As I mentioned, I have a dearth of musical talent of my own.

Finally, this song served its intended purpose – it cheered me up. If it helped others than I am overjoyed. If it offended more, I'm sorry it wasn't meant to. My greatest fear wasn't rejection, though, it was putting my name to a creation that could threaten the safety of my family. I honestly thought about posting it anonymously, but how could I after calling Bin Laden and his supporters cowards? While I do fear that this might place my family in some form of jeopardy – remember Salman Rushdie – I fear more for those Americans of Middle Eastern decent who are now subject to the intensified ignorance of their fellow citizens. My greatest sense of loss, though, is for the civil liberties that we will inevitably lose in the name of public safety. Political Note: If honest citizens hadn't been disarmed in the first place, the hijackings would have never been successful. The purpose of this is, of course, to completely strip citizens of the power to defend themselves so that they must rely upon the government for protection thus enlarging the role the government plays and increasing its power. I fly twice a week and the security is ridiculous. The "bad guys" will always take risks while honest folks will continue to die for their obedience. It may sound trivial, but now the FAA has announced that only one carry on will be allowed. I have a laptop for business and a Taylor Baby for enjoyment. I won't check either. So now I'll have to forgo the pleasure of my instrument. And will I be any safer? No! But the bureaucrats who issue such edicts won't be inconvenienced as they don't fly commercial and aren't subject to their own rules. If you really want to be forces of change may I recommend joining the Libertarian Party (http://www.lp.org). As they stated in a recent announcement; "If you want to stop terrorists, stop arming them." It is nearly always American weapons being used to kill American troops.

Sorry about the length of the post. Just felt a need to clarify – and rant a bit :-)

Cheers,

Dustin


09 Oct 01 - 01:30 PM (#568305)
Subject: RE: Hey, Mr. Taliban, give us up Bin Laden
From: KingBrilliant

Dustin - I wasn't just aiming my comment at your lyrics - it was the whole songs & games thing.
And it is a valid point about desensitizing to take away the pain.
The context in which a thread text is written & that in which its read can be really different can't they? I can see where you were coming from now - its just my sense of humour failing! Another time I'd have probably read it differently.
Sorry to be grumpy...

Kris


09 Oct 01 - 01:31 PM (#568308)
Subject: RE: Hey, Mr. Taliban, give us up Bin Laden
From: Genie

Dustin, Thanks for the background. I do hope you and your family stay safe.
As for the idea of private citizens being allowed to carry firearms on planes--a proposal I heard being applauded on a talk show recently--, the idea terrifies me. If the passengers on those planes that hit the Pentagon and the towers had surmised the hijackers' intent, I can't imagine they would have allowed the cockpit to be taken over, even though the hijackers had knives. --- They were going to die, anyway! Unfortunately, they did not know it!
Armed guards on planes, yes. Passengers with concealed weapons, heavens, no! For one thing, under current law, those hijackers probably could have obtained concealed carry permits in some states!
Moreover, people are on edge right now and it would be too easy for armed passengers to shoot first and ask questions later. If you are, as I am, worried about the safety of middle-eastern-looking people, don't you imagine that the so-called "vigilantes" out there ("terrorists" would be more apt) would be a greater threat to them if they (the vigilantes) were armed?

Back to your song, actually, I appreciated it as parody. I had some fear (before the missile strikes) that we might end up backing the Taliban to get Bin Laden, just as we backed them and Bin Laden to fight the Soviets.

Genie


12 Jan 07 - 02:17 PM (#1934549)
Subject: RE: Hey, Mr. Taliban, give us up Bin Laden
From: GUEST,Nobody Special

I love that song... it's great. I know it will make many that I know laugh, my family and friends are in the service and they all look forward to things to laugh about so I have that song on my myspace site now (copywritten and all) Thank you very much Dustin! you did a great job!! I hope you are getting alot of money for it because you deserve it!


12 Jan 07 - 03:05 PM (#1934596)
Subject: RE: Hey, Mr. Taliban, give us up Bin Laden
From: GUEST

Thanks folks,
Someone on another forum I subscribe to asked why everybody hates America - I was just going to reply - but I'll just point them to this thread.
You'd have though after getting the shit kicked out of you in Viet Nam, you'd have learned your lesson.
I guess it's a case of old rednecks never dying, they just retire to the same asylum.
Jim Carroll


12 Jan 07 - 04:46 PM (#1934679)
Subject: RE: Hey, Mr. Taliban, give us up Bin Laden
From: Gulliver

I wouldn't be quite so harsh, Jim, but this thread (to a European) sure looks weird...


12 Jan 07 - 04:57 PM (#1934686)
Subject: RE: Hey, Mr. Taliban, give us up Bin Laden
From: Folkiedave

It is weird.

I suspect the reason is that some Americans believe that had it not been for Nixon NOT sending enough troops and enough armaments they would have won in Vietnam. Clearly Bush in that school of thought.

Dave


12 Jan 07 - 05:42 PM (#1934728)
Subject: RE: Hey, Mr. Taliban, give us up Bin Laden
From: Q (Frank Staplin)

Ignorance of the Pushtun people and the Taliban faction is appalling. There are some 40 million Pushtun, mostly Sunni Muslims, whose conservative ways are different from ours- in many ways 'biblical' and far removed from western democracy, which could take a couple or more generations to become meaningful to them.
Their central homeland is mostly Pakistan and parts of Afganistan, especially that part of 'Pakistan' which cannot be controlled by the Pakistan government. The Taliban are the young, 'students,' who are becoming increasingly militant.
Those chased out of Afganistan are returning and starting to put up a good fight. The 'insurgency' there could last a long time- until the U. S. realizes that the Taliban is not just a few militants and winning is impossible.


13 Jan 07 - 04:15 AM (#1935067)
Subject: RE: Hey, Mr. Taliban, give us up Bin Laden
From: GUEST

Weird aint the word,
The Yanks started an illegal war against one of their former employees, they got the support of a Brit poodle, inevitably they managed to crush the immediate opposition, largely by the indescriminate slaughter of military and non military (not forgetting the use of chemical weapons), now they have fallen back on the old tactic of appointing a puppet regime - just as corrupt as the one they threw out. Result - instant civil war.
And the reaction - a little victory dance to celebrate a lynching that took place a couple of weeks ago.
Come into the real world folks - unless you want to lose your oil (the object of the whole exercise) you are going to be there for a long - long time and all the concentration camps and torture techniques in the world are not going to change that.
Application forms to re-join the human race may be obtained from........
Jim Carroll