10 Feb 98 - 01:19 PM (#21136) Subject: Lyr Add: HANDYMAN II (Gerald Friedman) From: Jerry Friedman Joe Offer mentioned fixing his ex-wife's plumbing in return for chocolate-chip cookies. I can't fix anything--in fact I break things--but I wrote this country lyric for some friends of mine and can't resist posting it. Comments (such as an improved title) are welcome. HANDYMAN II
Mary Jane calls me up, says her husband's away,
Chorus:
Kate's room was the scene of our loves and our wars. Chorus
When Sally and me got divorced, Chorus (repeat as necessary) Copyright 1996 by Gerald Friedman. |
10 Feb 98 - 01:50 PM (#21140) Subject: RE: Handyman II From: Joe Offer Hmmmm. In my five years of being "gloriously single," I think I've had enough "handyman" stories for a dozen verses for you, Jerry. Then again, maybe I'd better keep those stories to myself. Sometimes, though, I do feel like a toolbox gigolo - they only love me for my soldering gun. -Del Shannon II- |