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BS: Getaway Rumours Denied!

22 Oct 01 - 07:31 PM (#577698)
Subject: Getaway Rumours Denied!
From: GUEST,Yenta

exit polls from the recent FSGW Getaway Weekend at Camp Ramblewood reveal that most participants disbelieve the persistant rumours that Mudcatters Jed Marum,"Big Mick" Lane, and "MMario" Leo Pola are in actuality the notorious brothers Reg, Reg, and Reg. None of the principal suspects nor their purported half-brother Rick Fielding were available for comment.

One semi-comatose usually reliable source says: " just the fact that people were having trouble telling them apart doesn't mean they are related" A differing opinon came from another departing weekender; "All Mudcatters are the same in the dark"


22 Oct 01 - 07:41 PM (#577707)
Subject: RE: BS: Getaway Rumours Denied!
From: Sorcha

Ahhhh haaa haaa!! ROFLMAO!!!! It's just gotta be true! Remember, you heard it first here!!


22 Oct 01 - 07:51 PM (#577716)
Subject: RE: BS: Getaway Rumours Denied!
From: catspaw49

Ya' know, I KNEW those three fockers looked familiar..........

Lessee, here now.............Dumber than a box of rocks..check..........Look like guys who'd drill through a hockey rink to go Ice Fishing..check...........None have the sense to pour piss out of a boot with the instructions on the heel..check...........Have snatches of Paw's underwear from the "Fartistic Falwell" episode..check..............All fart while pissing..check...........Have been seen emptying porta-crappers by turning them upside down above their heads..check...............Only have partial eyebrows from standing to close to Paw's ass..check............

DAMN!!! IT IS THEM!!!!

Spaw


22 Oct 01 - 08:01 PM (#577725)
Subject: RE: BS: Getaway Rumours Denied!
From: GUEST,Source

Kendall's Bridal Song sung to Max and thier adoring duets may bear some looking into. Some Autumn to May thing??? I didn't think they sang each others music? Awaiting eyewitness opinion....


23 Oct 01 - 09:17 AM (#578004)
Subject: RE: BS: Getaway Rumours Denied!
From: GUEST,Yenta

YOu mean the reports that Max lost either his chords or his lyrics every time he gazed soulfully up into Kendall's eyes? I'm sure there isn't the slightest grain of truth to it.


23 Oct 01 - 09:43 AM (#578020)
Subject: RE: BS: Getaway Rumours Denied!
From: Bill D

"soulfully"??...I'm not sure that covers it....perhaps "disbeliefully" is closer


23 Oct 01 - 10:04 AM (#578039)
Subject: RE: BS: Getaway Rumours Denied!
From: Dani

Well, somethingly. I'm not sure how to describe the obvious chemistry between Max and Kendall. Like vinegar and baking soda? Seemingly harmless until brought into close range? The video will tell all..... but not enough.

As my friend remarked after Rick/Jed/Mick's fabulous performance: "what a lusty bunch!"

Now, as long as we're talking about lust and denying rumors, someone solve this puzzle: Whose underwear did we find in the common room of the cabin?

Dani (who is concerned that we won't be allowed to do this again next year if y'all misbehave....)


23 Oct 01 - 10:32 AM (#578055)
Subject: RE: BS: Getaway Rumours Denied!
From: wysiwyg

Well, as far as I know I haven't lost any psychic knickers latel..... aw CRAP! They ARE gone!

Is THAT what happens when I am with people in spirit!!!!!!!!!!

~Susan


23 Oct 01 - 11:13 AM (#578080)
Subject: RE: BS: Getaway Rumours Denied!
From: GutBucketeer

Dani,

I wasn't going to mention our discovery on Sunday (but boy was I sorely tempted). Just to clarify a small point, they were panties not guy's briefs.

So, as Kendall's song stated "I just don't look good in the mirror anymore", some of the possibilities are truly too horrible to contemplate. :-)

JAB


23 Oct 01 - 07:23 PM (#578353)
Subject: RE: BS: Getaway Rumours Denied!
From: Rick Fielding

"A Lusty Bunch"!!!?? I dunno Dani, Jed's got a few less miles on him than Mick and I, so maybe he's the hope for the future, lust wise!

Rick


23 Oct 01 - 07:28 PM (#578357)
Subject: RE: BS: Getaway Rumours Denied!
From: kendall

Yenta, I know who you are, I know where you live...


23 Oct 01 - 08:12 PM (#578402)
Subject: RE: BS: Getaway Rumours Denied!
From: Tinker

Hmmm, I tried to answer this question by watching the video but I think it will need individual observation. Some moments were too fleeting to capture, but chemistry is definately in process....It was definately in the contagious catalyst catagory.... as a trained observer does Micca have any ideas?

Tinker


23 Oct 01 - 08:48 PM (#578417)
Subject: RE: BS: Getaway Rumours Denied!
From: catspaw49

Well thank gawd, it aion't them. Although the Reg boys and Mick, Mario, and Jed, have a lot of things in common (see above) Cletus, Paw, and the Reg boys just showed up here after spending the past week in the hoosegow over in Pickaway County where they'd been caught carving other folk's pumpkins. I don't suppose this would have been too bad except for the things they were carving. I think an overdose of Iron City had something to do with this but what ever it was, the mayor of Circleville now has a pumpkin that looks just like Paw's ass, flame and all.

Spaw


23 Oct 01 - 09:53 PM (#578465)
Subject: RE: BS: Getaway Rumours Denied!
From: rangeroger

And I thought this thread was going to be about Kendall showing up at the Getaway with a llama.

Maybe it wore panties.

rr


23 Oct 01 - 10:50 PM (#578486)
Subject: RE: BS: Getaway Rumours Denied!
From: kendall

Sigh.


24 Oct 01 - 01:11 AM (#578540)
Subject: RE: BS: Getaway Rumours Denied!
From: Sorcha

It's all true. Don't believe any of the denials.........true lies, right?


24 Oct 01 - 02:43 AM (#578562)
Subject: RE: BS: Getaway Rumours Denied!
From: catspaw49

Yes, True Lies and Videotape........The videotape is important in this case as I saw a workshop called "Hanging Out with Kendall Morse" and once again the police will want a copy to add to their info about Kendall exposing himself. I suppose this workshop was well attended by those wishing to become perverts, but I was quite surprised that the FSGW would endorse anything like that. Live and learn I guess............

After seemingly shaken himself of this perversion while in England and moving on to serious critter coitus with a llahma, two hedgehogs, and a chicken, it's sad to see Kendall back at his old ways.

Spaw


24 Oct 01 - 07:52 AM (#578620)
Subject: RE: BS: Getaway Rumours Denied!
From: Tinker

Now Spaw, Kendall sang us a song explaining how Hedgehogs were protected from that kinda thing, even on Navy ships. It was Micca who added the verse on how to get around the prohibition.....

Tinker


24 Oct 01 - 08:24 AM (#578628)
Subject: RE: BS: Getaway Rumours Denied!
From: catspaw49

Aw geez, now I see what happened in England......the two of them were sharing perversions! Ya' know, I've seen that both of them are into the cross-dressing thing too, what with the skirts and all...........I dunno'..........This is the kind of thing that will get Mudcat onto the NetNanny/CyberSitter lists.

Spaw


24 Oct 01 - 11:24 AM (#578736)
Subject: RE: BS: Getaway Rumours Denied!
From: GUEST,kendall

I dont remember singing, ...the sexual life of a camel
Is not quite what everyone thinks,
One night in an excess of passion
He tried to de-flower the Sphinx.
Now the Sphinxs' posterior regions
Are clogged my the sands of the Nile
Which accounts for the hump on the camel
And the Sphinxs' inscruteable smile.

...and further experimentation
Has incontrovertably shown
Comparitive safety on shipboard
Is enjoyed by the hedgehog alone.


24 Oct 01 - 11:30 AM (#578742)
Subject: RE: BS: Getaway Rumours Denied!
From: GUEST,kendall

...clogged BY the sands...


24 Oct 01 - 11:37 AM (#578746)
Subject: RE: BS: Getaway Rumours Denied!
From: MMario


24 Oct 01 - 11:38 AM (#578747)
Subject: RE: BS: Getaway Rumours Denied!
From: Tinker

But Kendall... it's on video.... and you tried to tell me you don't do dirty songs...

Tinker


24 Oct 01 - 04:01 PM (#578929)
Subject: RE: BS: Getaway Rumours Denied!
From: Hollowfox

Careful, 'Spaw, or you'll end up with a six-pack of Iron City in your Christmas stocking (metal containers optional)!


24 Oct 01 - 04:04 PM (#578932)
Subject: RE: BS: Getaway Rumours Denied!
From: kendall

Say it aint so, Tinker


24 Oct 01 - 04:05 PM (#578935)
Subject: RE: BS: Getaway Rumours Denied!
From: MMario

with witnesses Kendall.


24 Oct 01 - 04:43 PM (#578965)
Subject: RE: BS: Getaway Rumours Denied!
From: kendall

Oh my gawd, I'm ruined.


24 Oct 01 - 05:21 PM (#578979)
Subject: RE: BS: Getaway Rumours Denied!
From: Charley Noble

You'll always be welcome back in Maine, Kendall. We got this neat rail, some tar, and some goose feathers all ready for you.


24 Oct 01 - 05:27 PM (#578984)
Subject: RE: BS: Getaway Rumours Denied!
From: catspaw49

IRON CITY???...............ohmygawd......I'll shut up.................just don't hit me with the Iron City.........

Spaw


24 Oct 01 - 05:46 PM (#578995)
Subject: RE: BS: Getaway Rumours Denied!
From: Noreen

Iron City?


24 Oct 01 - 06:56 PM (#579022)
Subject: RE: BS: Getaway Rumours Denied!
From: Allan C.

Look here, Noreen.


24 Oct 01 - 11:48 PM (#579162)
Subject: RE: BS: Getaway Rumours Denied!
From: Janie

Yes, Rick...all three of you up there, confident, grinning, enjoying yourselves and singing with your lusty robust voices. Loved it.

About the panties. Do they wear panties under kilts?


25 Oct 01 - 01:30 AM (#579207)
Subject: RE: BS: Getaway Rumours Denied!
From: DougR

Singing with "lusty" robust voices, Janie? Hmmm. Must have been something to hear.

Kendall: so now you have honed in on Hedgehogs? You've forsaken Llamas for Hedgehogs? Sigh. I assume you wear protection on your knees, right?

DougR


25 Oct 01 - 08:07 AM (#579308)
Subject: RE: BS: Getaway Rumours Denied!
From: Dani

I'm afraid so, Kendall.

Dani


25 Oct 01 - 09:01 AM (#579358)
Subject: RE: BS: Getaway Rumours Denied!
From: kendall

Why me Lord?


25 Oct 01 - 10:53 AM (#579446)
Subject: RE: BS: Getaway Rumours Denied!
From: harpgirl

...but Kendall, you've had the best in this decade already....


25 Oct 01 - 10:57 AM (#579452)
Subject: RE: BS: Getaway Rumours Denied!
From: Big Mick

I don't know Harp, he and Mudcat Maxie had something VERRRY special going on. I was somewhat envious at the depth of shared emotion..............LOL. And that freakin Jed is going to have to teach me that Oreo filling trick he was doing with Momnopp and Jeri......I was jealous.

Mick


25 Oct 01 - 10:58 AM (#579453)
Subject: RE: BS: Getaway Rumours Denied!
From: harpgirl

...I meant Max, Mickey!!!! LOL!!! Gotcha!!!!!!


25 Oct 01 - 11:04 AM (#579457)
Subject: RE: BS: Getaway Rumours Denied!
From: Big Mick

GAWDAMMIT HARP!!!! This coffee filling my sinuses and dripping out of my nose is VERY unbecoming........wouldja mind giving a lad a little warning..................LOL.

Mick


25 Oct 01 - 10:50 PM (#580042)
Subject: RE: BS: Getaway Rumours Denied!
From: Janie

DougR,

That's lusty as in "Merry, gay, full of life" and robust as in "Having vigorous health; strong; sound." Yep. That's how they sounded and looked. Matter of fact--I could say the same thing to describe the the whole event. If I did that twice, would I be doubly redundant?


25 Oct 01 - 11:53 PM (#580066)
Subject: RE: BS: Getaway Rumours Denied!
From: AllisonA(Animaterra)

Micca on Tour
Janie, I dont know about others But I do NOT wear Panties under mine.. ask anyone..