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25 Oct 01 - 09:52 AM (#579404) Subject: Redneck Ghost Story From: JedMarum REDNECK GHOST STORY A professor at the University of West Virginia is giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands. "Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've seen a ghost." About 40 students raise their hands. "That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost? 15 students raise their hands. "Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raised their hands. "That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?" Billy Bob, way in the back raises his hand. The professor takes off his glasses, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience." The redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and begins to make is way up to the podium. As he reached the front of the room, the professor says, "Well, so tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?" To which Billy Bob replied, "Shiiiiiit!!! From way back thar I thought you said "Goats"!! |
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25 Oct 01 - 09:58 AM (#579409) Subject: RE: BS: Redneck Ghost Story From: guinnesschik Oh, that's baaaaaad! |
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25 Oct 01 - 10:35 AM (#579432) Subject: RE: BS: Redneck Ghost Story From: Big Mick I think that guy was my Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw! |
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25 Oct 01 - 10:40 AM (#579436) Subject: RE: BS: Redneck Ghost Story From: MMario great story Jed! I have to admit I didn't see the punch line coming. |