29 Oct 01 - 02:27 PM (#582105) Subject: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: Áine That's right, dearest Song Challenge!rs, we're back with your favorite frontal lobe tickling Mudcat activity!! I've missed you all and I'm looking forward to seeing a flurry of funny verbosity from you as those long fallow fields of fancy are once again filled with the fruits of your fantasy . . . ;-) So all right then, no further delays allowed -- Go For It, Challenge!rs!! -- Áine The Day That Saji's Sari Slipped and Baji's Bobbin Got Buffed -- India's health minister has banned the use of condoms to lubricate bobbins used in weaving saris. CP Thakur has told parliament sari makers are using condoms to speed up weaving because condom lubricant was also good at stopping yarn from snapping. Mr. Thakur claims the use of so many condoms in the sari industry is affecting India's population control programme. "Instructions have been issued to stop this practice," Mr Thakur said. Mr Thakur says the use of condoms in weaving is causing shortages and instances of unscrupulous government health workers meant to distribute free condoms to contain population instead selling the condoms to sari makers. Workers rub the condoms on bobbins while they make their brocade saris. The industry is using an estimated half a million condoms every day. Each of the 125,000 looms in the city of Varanasi uses an average four condoms per day. It takes nearly 15 condoms to produce one Benarasi sari. The lubricant on the condom smoothens the bobbin and makes it move faster between threads.
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29 Oct 01 - 02:59 PM (#582123) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: MMario SEXY SILKEN SARI (Tune: 'I enjoy being a girl' - approximately) They are simply sexy silken sari's Produced without any form of guilt By the weavers of Old Var-an-a-si And the brand name is "Trojan Built" In India the new black market Is in standard issue latex sheaths For a million a day get a-buse-ed Weaving silk; not getting use-ed! The shuttles filled with thread are swiftly coated So they slip and slide and slither 'cross the warp And the population now is still exploding 'cause the condoms all are used up weaving cloth! Don't ever buy a new silk sari If your family you would increase For the truth is they make their brocade With the help of some condom grease! |
29 Oct 01 - 03:04 PM (#582126) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: Áine Hugs and snogs to you, dear MMario, for being the first to step up to the newly dusted plate ;-) Here's your Silver B.L.O.B. for:
In India the new black market -- Áine |
29 Oct 01 - 03:16 PM (#582141) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: Clifton53 The Weavers?
We are all met together here to sit and to clack
If it was not for the condoms, what would we do?
Now weavin' is a trade that keeps the people clad
If it was not for the condoms, what would we do?
The ruling body came and said this practice must desist
If it was not for the condoms, a half a mil a day, Welcome back Aine, we missed you. Best I could do on short notice. Clifton
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29 Oct 01 - 03:26 PM (#582147) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: MMario looks pretty good, clifton! |
29 Oct 01 - 03:31 PM (#582156) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: Jack the Sailor Welcome back Aine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Imagine this as a musical number on the Simpsons. With Apu singing to his child. Its been so long I forgot the freaking line breaks!!!! A start in life
Daddy where did I come from?
No son you shouldn't ask that question
You are a happy sari accident
I went to the local health care worker
He said, he didn't get a shipment
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29 Oct 01 - 03:43 PM (#582176) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: Jack the Sailor Sari Weaver (Nancy Whiskey)
I am a weaver a sari weaver
Weaver, Weaver sari weaver,
As I tried to weave a sari
Weaver, Weaver sari weaver,
I get my condoms from a health care worker
Weaver, Weaver sari weaver,
I weave the best as a condom greaser
Weaver, Weaver Sari Weaver, |
29 Oct 01 - 04:05 PM (#582210) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: Clifton53 Thanks mmario, I liked the " trojan built" line. My goodness Jack, 'yer pumping them out! Nice job. Clifton |
29 Oct 01 - 04:49 PM (#582226) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: SharonA Hello, Áine! We surely have missed you; glad to see you're back – woo-hoooo!!! Now, let me get my sari butt to work here... I'M SORRY; NO SARI (Tune: "I'm Sorry" as sung by Brenda Lee) Preferably, to be sung by The Weavers I'm sorry; no sari For I was such a fool. I didn't blow The condom off the spool. Uh-oh uh-oh uh-oh, oh damn! They tell me this makes The parts of weavers hum But that ain't right; The bobbin won't come. [Chorus] I'm sorry; [spoken] I'm sorry; [Chorus] No sari. [spoken] No sari. Please accept my apology, But bobbins wind And mine wouldn't wind for me. Uh-oh uh-oh uh-oh, oh shoot! They tell me this makes The parts of weavers hum But that ain't right; The bobbin won't come. I'm sorry; no sari Please accept my apology, But bobbins wind And mine wouldn't wind for me. Sariiiiiiiiiii... |
29 Oct 01 - 05:46 PM (#582250) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: JenEllen LMAO folks...all in fine form, goodonya. And welcome back! Sari Seems to be the Hardest Word (Hank William's "I'll Be a Bachelor 'Til I Die)
I'll take you to our factory
There's a better use for condoms
We don't need fancy coloured ones |
29 Oct 01 - 07:13 PM (#582284) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: MMario if this thread doesn't kick in the content filter I'll be extremely lucky - but good stuff here! |
29 Oct 01 - 07:18 PM (#582287) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: Áine Hee hee hee -- I just knew y'all would like this one! Great job, each and every one of my darlin' Challenge!rs!! Here's your Silver B.L.O.B.s for work well and truly done: To Clifton53 for a wonderful image:
The ruling body came and said this practice must desist To Jack the Sailor for 'uncovering' these lines:
He said, he didn't get a shipment AND for:
I weave the best as a condom greaser To my darlin' SharonA for hearing the 'whine' of the engines and comin' up with:
I'm sorry; no sari And to that wonder of wonderfuls, JenEllen, for slidin' down the slippery sari slopes with:
There's a better use for condoms Brilliant, just brilliant!! It's so nice to see y'all back in the (sari) saddle again!! -- Áine |
29 Oct 01 - 08:56 PM (#582338) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: Amos Hoooooly Mooooly!!! This one came out of the blue and blasted through like a comet!! Whatta a comeback, Aine!!!! Laughing my whiskers off here, you guys. Love 'em all!! A. |
29 Oct 01 - 09:33 PM (#582352) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: Tinker I can't believe no one has used this one…. I apologize in advance, but I can't resist
Oh, I am a bachelor; I live all alone
One night she knelt close by my side,
Again I am a bachelor; I live with my son, |
29 Oct 01 - 09:39 PM (#582355) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: Áine Ah, Tinker my darlin', what a wonderful tale (tail??) you weave with your words there -- here's your Silver B.L.O.B. for:
Again I am a bachelor; I live with my son, -- Áine |
29 Oct 01 - 11:33 PM (#582425) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: Amos A small token of esteem:
Rami on the Loom
(Click to Play)
It's about a poor young weaver, my story I will tell! And its Rami on the loom Now Rami's wife was angry for his rupees were too few And its Rami on the loom And as morning broke, the tired weaver found himself a plan! And its Rami on the loom Now young Rami has the answer, to his loom he does repair And its Rami on the loom With the rubber on his fingers, and the lube-oil on the twill And its Rami on the loom Regards, A. |
30 Oct 01 - 04:45 AM (#582486) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: Aidan Crossey Áine, a chara chairde ... it's good to see you throw down the gauntlet one more time. The following ditty-een is my humble effort. It goes to the tune of "The Rising of the Moon". Here's hoping it finds favour.
The Slime from the Sin-Balloon |
30 Oct 01 - 08:47 AM (#582548) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: Amos Derry, That is a world class hoot!! Nicely done. A. |
30 Oct 01 - 09:04 AM (#582556) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: GUEST,MMario wow! Amos and Derrymacash - the two of you ROCK! |
30 Oct 01 - 09:11 AM (#582566) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: Áine And the brilliance goes on . . . To my darlin' Amos, who has seen me in my flannel jammies and still respects me ;-), a Silver B.L.O.B. for:
And as morning broke, the tired weaver found himself a plan! And to mo chara chóir, derrymacash, who makes it exceedingly difficult to pick just one verse for his Silver B.L.O.B.:
"I do not doubt oul' May Mulqueen, her heart is good and true Fantastic, my darlin's!! -- Áine |
30 Oct 01 - 09:48 AM (#582586) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: Tinker Derry, ya made me sing along and smile this morning...Tinker |
30 Oct 01 - 10:16 AM (#582605) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: Amos OH BOY!!! A SILVER Blob!!! I am thrilled!!! I'm gonna put it on my window sill at work, to remember that there are better things in the world than Software Engineering!! :>) A |
31 Oct 01 - 02:01 PM (#583253) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: Clifton53 Very good job Amos and Derrymacash!! I am rendered incontinent! Clifton |
31 Oct 01 - 02:40 PM (#583286) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: Amos Clifton: Just imagining such a response in so highly esteemed a colleague as yourself makes it all worthwhile!! Regards, A. |
31 Oct 01 - 03:10 PM (#583308) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: McGrath of Harlow Welcome back, Muse of the Mudcat.(No Muse is Bad News).
O, dear me, the mill is out of luck
O, dear me, there's such trouble at the mill,
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31 Oct 01 - 03:21 PM (#583318) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: Jack the Sailor Here is a song concept I had which didn't go anywhere, Lack of real world experience I guess ;) If she really loved me I wouldn't have to lubricate my bobbin. |
31 Oct 01 - 03:43 PM (#583337) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: Amos
Some love bobbin for apples, some love bobbin for seed!
A |
31 Oct 01 - 04:05 PM (#583358) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: Trapper The SONG CHALLENGE! is back! Woo hoo! THANK YOU, THANK YOU AINE! Brilliant competition again, as usual! Here's my humble entry.... - Al
SARI WITH THE FRENCH TICKLER TOP
Holy men and cows better scurry
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31 Oct 01 - 04:35 PM (#583374) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: Jack the Sailor Trapper certianly gets my vote for best title. |
31 Oct 01 - 04:43 PM (#583382) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: MMario *guffaw* |
31 Oct 01 - 04:52 PM (#583391) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: Jack the Sailor Sari Seems To Be The Hardest Word
Elton John Bernie Taupin What have I got to do to weave a sari
What do I do to weave it quickly
It's dry, so dry
What do I do to grease your bobbin
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31 Oct 01 - 10:29 PM (#583593) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: McGrath of Harlow The Ballad of Bobbin Good and the Wily Weaving Woman.
Bold Bobbin strove with all his art
And Bobbin cried for a helping hand
And by there came a lady gay,
And Bobbin cried "That cannot be,
"Oh hold your tongue, you foolish blade
And Bobbin Good he met his fate, |
31 Oct 01 - 10:52 PM (#583599) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: Amos Bold BOBBIN!!!***LOL*** McGrath, an inspired stroke, and so beautifully executed. I never in my life thought I would see a semi-mystical Elizabethan ballad with Condom after-images in it!!! The master has entered the building!! A |
31 Oct 01 - 11:43 PM (#583623) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: alison brilliant songs everyone........ "Sari Seems To Be The Hardest Word" has to win for title alone....lol slainte alison |
01 Nov 01 - 08:41 AM (#583782) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: Tinker McGrath I really need that tune !!Is it on a DT midi??? Tinker |
01 Nov 01 - 09:51 AM (#583840) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: Áine Well, after a frantic Halloween evening sewing Caitlin into her tiger costume and rubbing 'wolfman grey' makeup into Kellan's ears ("Mom, I have to look authentic!"), it's lovely to return to the land of the slippery sari and johnnies on the bobbin! ;-) I can see that all those wonderful Challenge!r brain cells are churning once again . . . Here are the well deserved Silver B.L.O.B.s: To McGrath of Harlow for two master submissions (as usual):
O, dear me, there's such trouble at the mill, AND for:
"Oh hold your tongue, you foolish blade To Amos for his 'incidental doggerel':
Some love bobbin for apples, some love bobbin for seed! To Trapper, for the very fashion conscious:
Trojan-Enz, just see how they flutter To Jack the Sailor for this 'fantasic' image(!):
What do I do to grease your bobbin My, my, my -- you all just get better and better! -- Áine
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01 Nov 01 - 12:17 PM (#583976) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: MMario *applause* to McGrath! I agree tinker - we need to find a tune for it - I could get away with it at ren-faire *snicker* |
01 Nov 01 - 12:20 PM (#583980) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: McGrath of Harlow Tinker, I take it you mean the Jute Mill Song for the first one I did.
If you mean Bold Bobbin - any general purpose pastiche mediaeval tune would do. Play around with "God Rest You, Merry Gentleman" maybe, till it sounds right. |
01 Nov 01 - 01:38 PM (#584049) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: Tinker Well, I actually did mean Bold Bobbin....Greensleeves also works with a little tweeking.... and perhaps Child 141 in the DT as Robinhood Rescuing Will Stutly. Mmario, let me know what you decide, I'd like to end up with the same song.. Tinker |
01 Nov 01 - 04:00 PM (#584188) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: MMario Tinker - I would say Child 141 as in the DT. (thanks for the suggestion!) |
01 Nov 01 - 06:12 PM (#584261) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: Bradypus Welcome back - and what an excellent crop of songs! A shameless attempt at a 2-fer-1: can you guess the punchline before verse 6?? Bradypus
Sari Times, They Are A-Changing
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01 Nov 01 - 06:23 PM (#584268) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: mousethief Sorry I'm late, gang!
Rub Rub Rubber
When we rub, rub, rubbers
Watch out, watch out you sleepy-head
What am I to do?
My wife had a kid again, (C)2001 Alex Riggle. All Rights Reserved. Al Jolson, eat your heart out. |
01 Nov 01 - 06:34 PM (#584270) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: MMario Dammit Alex, I *cannot* keep replacing keyboards! |
01 Nov 01 - 07:31 PM (#584301) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: Tinker Okay okay, I can't keep making up stories for the kids about what's so funny....But I keep laughing out loud at the computer....Great work all... Tinker |
01 Nov 01 - 08:03 PM (#584327) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: Amos Mousethief you are a mountainous card and a royal crackup!! Bradypus, you haven't dropped a stitch in all this time!! Wonderful stuff!! Thanks guys -- I am grinning all over the floor... A. |
02 Nov 01 - 09:12 AM (#584574) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: Áine Dear Bradypus, a wonderful 'Two-fer-One' submission! So slick and subtle ;-) Here's your Silver B.L.O.B. for:
Sperlonga's the place where our factory will be And for those of you that couldn't figure out the 'mystery' of Bradypus' song, check out Song Challenge! - Part 39 and all will be revealed . . . And dear mousethief, what a cheery little number from yourself!! I can just picture you walking down the street singing this and snapping your fingers ;-) Here's your Silver B.L.O.B. for:
My wife had a kid again, Great job, Challenge!rs!! -- Áine |
02 Nov 01 - 10:40 AM (#584633) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: Clifton53 Ring of Pyre
Well looms, are a troublesome thing
Don't be fooled by the burnin' Ring of Pyre
Well 'ol Maheesh, he had a plan
He had plans for the burnin' Ring of Pyre
He ran that loom, real fast and loose
He was boss of the burnin' Ring of Pyre
Don't be cowed like a burnin' Ring of Pyre
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02 Nov 01 - 11:47 AM (#584699) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: Jambell |
02 Nov 01 - 11:55 AM (#584710) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: Áine Ooohhh Clifton, if that's not a Doo-Lyn Ditty Digger Decoration winner, I don't know what is!! Here's your Silver B.L.O.B. for:
He was boss of the burnin' Ring of Pyre Way to go, Challenge!rs!! -- Áine |
02 Nov 01 - 11:58 AM (#584713) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: GUEST,derrymacash (what's up with my cookie?) To the tune "Larry O'Gaff" as used for the song "Humours of Whisky".
Pinch me! I'm dreamin', or maybe I'm steamin' |
02 Nov 01 - 12:12 PM (#584726) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: Áine Maith thú, a chara!! One Imperial Order of All-In-One Genius with Platinum Tufts coming up! ;-) AND a Silver B.L.O.B. is awarded to the entire song -- I just can't stop laughing long enough to pick out a specific verse . . . -- Áine |
02 Nov 01 - 01:12 PM (#584794) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: mousethief Hard to Make a Sari Tune: Hard to Say I'm Sorry (Chicago)
Everybody needs a little lubricate-
(Chorus) Sheathe me now,
Now there comes a little message sent
(repeat chorus) Trojan Durex HotRod BigBoy Golden Coin (repeat Chorus and fade) (C)2001 Alex Riggle. All Rights Reserved. |
02 Nov 01 - 02:00 PM (#584846) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: Áine That's a great one, Alex! 'shankies'??? I love it! Here's your Silver B.L.O.B. for:
Now there comes a little message sent Fantastic! -- Áine |
02 Nov 01 - 02:01 PM (#584848) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: Genie Tune: When The Red Red Robin Goes Bob-bob-bobbin' Along While the sari-sewin' bobbin goes bob-bob-bobbin-in' along While the sari-sewin' bobbin goes bob-bob-bobbin-in' along, along, Using up the condoms, now India's towns balloon like Hong Kong! Grease up, grease up those bobbin heads, Sewing those silken threads, Sahib, stay out of bed, Else you'll be makin' babies! Saris made of blue, red and gold are adorned with flowers, Needles glisten, but Sikhs are throwing more baby showers! Makin' kids galore, just like we did before, Sewing sarongs,* While the sari-sewing bobbin goes bob-bob-bobbin-in' along.
Genie line breaks and underlining fixed by mudelf ;-)
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02 Nov 01 - 02:02 PM (#584850) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: Amos Somebody still has to step up to the challenge of using these oldies:
"Whose Sari Now?" (illegal lubricant discovered, pricey garment sent to Goodwill) "I'm Sari --Sew Sari" And probably a score more... |
02 Nov 01 - 02:17 PM (#584860) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: Genie The Sari-sewin' Bobbin Tune: The Red Red Robin [Goes Bob-bob-bobbin' Along]) While the sari-sewin' bobbin goes bob-bob-bobbin-in' along, along, Using up the condoms, now India's towns balloon like Hong Kong! Grease up, grease up those bobbin heads, Sewing those silken threads, Sahib, stay out of bed, Else you'll be makin' babies! Saris made of blue, red and gold are adorned with flowers, Needles glisten, but Sikhs are throwing more baby showers! Makin' kids galore, just like we did before, Swelling our throngs, While the sari-sewing bobbin goes bob-bob-bobbin-in' along. Genie Having not read others' posts until I did my "composition," I now see that Mousethief had already chosen the same song as I did to parody. I actually like Alex's better than mine, but I'm reposting mine, because (for reasons I completely fail to comprehend) I really screwed up the HTML formatting on my first post. line breaks fixed by mudelf ;-) |
02 Nov 01 - 02:25 PM (#584865) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: Genie Wha hoppen!? My first post had everything underscored and some other formatting errors. Then I posted the "fix" --- including a change (improvement) in one of the lines --- , and now I see that the first post has been fixed (except for the line change), and the formatting on the second one did not work after all!
(If some gnome or elf "fixed" the first one, I hope they can delete that one and "fix" the second, better one.) Genie duplicate message deleted by mudelf ;-) |
02 Nov 01 - 02:30 PM (#584871) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: Genie And delete the double post, too, please. (Netscape kept saying "...waiting for reply..." and nothing happened, so I probably re-hit "send." I never did get a message that the post had been sent!) |
02 Nov 01 - 04:18 PM (#584963) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: Amos There's something really paradoxical about this Challenge, no? I mean these glorious gowns designed to make beautiful women even more glamourous, like bright peacocks in mating season (only female) being produced with the aid of a lubricant from a birth-control device. It seems clear the Gummint over in Injuh doesn't know whether they're coming or going! ooooooohhhhhhhhhh..... (ducks flying rolling pin) A |
02 Nov 01 - 04:40 PM (#584982) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: Genie Groahhhhhnnnn! That was baad, Amos! Genie |
02 Nov 01 - 04:44 PM (#584984) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: Aidan Crossey Áine, mo chara chairde ... Sure it passes the time. And you've been away so long ... One of the best pastimes on the 'net! |
02 Nov 01 - 05:04 PM (#584998) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: Jack the Sailor Hey, Sari-Man the Bali's
You put it on a spool now, Its so simple
Hey, Sari-Man, Whats your grease now, can you really say?
You have a new trick to make your product
Hey, Sari-Man, Whats your grease now, can you really say?
Oh Oh Please save a condom for me (save a condom for me)
People are starving but you're still earning
Hey, Sari-Man, Whats your grease now, can you really say? Sari-Man(Sari-Man) Sari-Man |
02 Nov 01 - 05:52 PM (#585031) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: Áine Dear Genie -- I hope the mudelf has satisfied your desires in re formatting ;-) And don't worry about choosing the same song as mousethief -- we've had several past Challenge!s where the same tune was parodied; all with individual hilarious results -- just go for it, girl, you're doing great! Now, here's your Silver B.L.O.B. for:
Saris made of blue, red and gold are adorned with flowers, And here's a Silver B.L.O.B. for Jack the Sailor (the wee devil) for:
People are starving but you're still earning Agus do mo chara chóir, a Aidan, tá sé iontach ar fad a bheith anseo arís, leoga ;-) Ach ni raibh sibh féin fad as m'intinn no m'anam, cinnte. -- Áine |
02 Nov 01 - 10:47 PM (#585161) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: Amos Better Safe than Sari
We are better safe than Sari, We are better safe than Sari, © 2001 A. H. Jessup |
03 Nov 01 - 03:06 AM (#585228) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: Genie In keeping with the theme of this thread, here's another quickie: Who's Sorry Now? New sari now? Who's sorry now? Whose belly's aching and looking like a cow? Who's preggers, true, with number twenty-two? 'Cause there's no condoms for you? With bobbins well greased, our output's increased-- Both offspring and raiment so proud! Kids on the way? That's how you must pay For our making your saris now. Genie |
03 Nov 01 - 04:54 AM (#585241) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: GUEST,Sonja I don't have a title or tune for this yet, but here goes: If you ever go to 'Inja', see the population swelling, And you ask the people why, they may say "Sari." You may think it's an apology, but they just mean the garment That's made of silken fabric in its glory. For the fact'ry owners use the condom grease upon the rods Of their instruments so bobbins will glide freely, Making oh, so fancy cloth to wrap the majarinis' bods, While spermatozoa are unleashed completely!
Oh, they say there's never been an erection quite so grand second verse edited by mudelf :-) per request
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03 Nov 01 - 11:46 AM (#585371) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: Amos Sonja: As the fakir said to the actress, I am cracking up!! Nicely turned. A |
03 Nov 01 - 12:49 PM (#585403) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: Lonesome EJ Love Means Never Having to Sew your Sari
It was a typical Monday and she was sitting at her loom
"Love means never having to sew your sari
Do you see the tangled web you're weaving?
And every baby that you deliver
And the more rubbers that go for sewing
The Man was now quite fraught with care
And as she rubbed a rubber on her thread |
04 Nov 01 - 12:12 AM (#585569) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: MMario *ouch* - (I love it!) |
04 Nov 01 - 12:44 AM (#585573) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: Amos LEJ, you are STILL golden!! Love it. A |
04 Nov 01 - 03:32 AM (#585599) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: Genie I guess I haven't got the hang of Netscape Composer yet!
Can somebody delete the last post, since I am substituting this one?
Saris (From The Finest Silk)
As I walked out by Bombay Bay
Oh, my sari will be sewn from the finest silk
The fact'ry owner looked out at the throngs
Twenty-two babies have been born
So, our saris will be sewn from the finest silk,
Genie I'm trying to quit. Really, I am!) duplicate post deleted per request by mudelf ;-) |
04 Nov 01 - 03:46 AM (#585601) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: Genie Nice jobs, Amos and EJ! (I still think Trapper has the best title, though!) Here's one more bit of doggerel from me:
Needle Good and Greasy
Well, I'm goin' to the fact'ry,
Now in Bombay town
If The Man say "Sew!
'Cause, down in sari fact'ry town, |
04 Nov 01 - 11:54 AM (#585738) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: Amos LOL Genie!! Re composer the display isn't HTML sensitive so if you copy and past from it it ends up lumping like any text body would because there are no line breaks. What you do is use composer to make your styles, etc the way you like. Then choose "View Source" and select everything within the body (from your first character to your last character, including any of your own bracketed containers but none of the pages ones). Copy that and paste it into a posting box on a thread and Bobbin's your uncle. A |
04 Nov 01 - 09:03 PM (#585968) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 66 'We're Back!' From: Áine Wow!! What a comeback!! I've lost count; but, I think we had over 20 submissions for this Challenge! -- Well done indeed, my darlin' Challenge!rs ;-) Here are your much deserved awards, and I hope that each of you have cleared space for the many Golden Cow Chips that will certainly come your way in the future. Cudos and congrats, as usual, to each and every very special one of you! -- Áine
Winners of the Golden Cow Chip Award with Shamrock Cluster (The Shamrock Cluster is awarded for a very high level of imagination, imagery, and/or creative use of language in a song): |