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No BS: The Mudcat Is Shutting Down II

03 Nov 01 - 08:49 PM (#585473)
Subject: No BS: The Mudcat Is Shutting Down II
From: Max

OK, here's the deal. We forgot one important step before we moved... to tell internic that our IP's are going to be different. So we had to back-track a step and lug 2 computers back to the office to petition for these changes. It is possible that they will be done by 5am. If this is the case, we may be down again in the morning till I get a chance to lug the 2 machines back here and reconfigure them.

So mudcat should be able to limp through the night. Many of you should be getting to us fine now. I can tell by how many hits we're getting that most of you are in OK.

Wow, what a day. More later...


03 Nov 01 - 08:58 PM (#585481)
Subject: RE: No BS: The Mudcat Is Shutting Down II
From: Jeri

Max, you may not want gratitude or sucking up - tough shit. Thanks for caring enough about us to lug those computers back to the office for the night. It means a lot to me that you would go to that trouble - you could have just left everything until morning. Thanks.


03 Nov 01 - 09:01 PM (#585482)
Subject: RE: No BS: The Mudcat Is Shutting Down II
From: Sorcha

Just a weirdness--the old IP's would not allow me to set cookies, this one does. It also allowed me into the auction without a cookie.........


03 Nov 01 - 09:04 PM (#585486)
Subject: RE: No BS: The Mudcat Is Shutting Down II
From: Banjer

By golly, Jeri, there's a song in there somewhere!!!

We don't care what Max don't allow,
We're gonna thank him anyhow,
Honey, Let me be your salty dog!!

Thanks, Max!!


03 Nov 01 - 09:11 PM (#585499)
Subject: RE: No BS: The Mudcat Is Shutting Down II
From: 53

go max, we're all for ya BOB


03 Nov 01 - 09:19 PM (#585505)
Subject: RE: No BS: The Mudcat Is Shutting Down II
From: Jeri

Or Plastic Jesus?

Ain't he righteous, ain't he regal
He's our hero, Maxie Spiegel
Servers spread around his kitchen floor
With all the wires, his abode 'd
Look like R2D2 exploded
Robot's guts all over Maxie's floor.

OK - I'll stop now...


03 Nov 01 - 09:22 PM (#585509)
Subject: RE: No BS: The Mudcat Is Shutting Down II
From: Sorcha

OMIGAWD, JERI!! Don't doooooo that! Wiping beer off the keyboard......


03 Nov 01 - 09:35 PM (#585515)
Subject: RE: No BS: The Mudcat Is Shutting Down II
From: Robin2

Good Lord, this man is DEDICATED!

Thanks Max, geesh man, take care of yourself too, OK?

Robin


03 Nov 01 - 09:39 PM (#585518)
Subject: RE: No BS: The Mudcat Is Shutting Down II
From: Jon Freeman

I'll say thanks too!

Jon


03 Nov 01 - 09:43 PM (#585522)
Subject: RE: No BS: The Mudcat Is Shutting Down II
From: Crane Driver

This place is nuts - it gets more like home every day!

Keep up the brilliance!


03 Nov 01 - 09:46 PM (#585525)
Subject: RE: No BS: The Mudcat Is Shutting Down II
From: Mudlark

Many thanx, Max....you've saved us from that panicky feeling...no Mudcat....


03 Nov 01 - 10:13 PM (#585534)
Subject: RE: No BS: The Mudcat Is Shutting Down II
From: Bill D

wow....glad I was too busy to log on today! What a day,,,and night!..(better tie them computers down, Max..they'll be heading for home like a lost cat!)


03 Nov 01 - 10:52 PM (#585551)
Subject: RE: No BS: The Mudcat Is Shutting Down II
From: heric

Hey, Max, as part of the 99% and hence a total anonymous internet stranger, I nevertheless feel like telling you that I'm going through the same thing as you this weekend, without the computers. You probably, like me, see some hazy metaphor between WTC twin towers and your marriage, but today it just clicked for me and I see it clear as crystal: My wife is BOTH Osama bin Laden and the U.S. Air Force.

To fortunato and Norton1, by stealing your advice to Max, I feel much, much better today. The only reason for the cluster bombing around me is that I am insisting on 50% custody.

(FINALLY getting to see Alison Krauss last week also helped a lot.)

Dan


03 Nov 01 - 11:48 PM (#585563)
Subject: RE: No BS: The Mudcat Is Shutting Down II
From: catspaw49

Continuing on from Jeri............

Get yourself a plastic Maxie
Pasty, pale, and kinda' waxey
You'll find them at the better shopping malls.
Set him up by your computer
So you can be a Spiegel rooter
Til the 'Cat goes down
Then kick him in the balls.

Spaw


04 Nov 01 - 12:04 AM (#585567)
Subject: RE: No BS: The Mudcat Is Shutting Down II
From: harpgirl

Two, four, six, eight
What do we appreciate?
Maxie's pad, Maxie's pad...

(audible groans) sorry...*wink*....hg


04 Nov 01 - 12:50 AM (#585574)
Subject: RE: No BS: The Mudcat Is Shutting Down II
From: Amos

I think there's a song challenge hidden inside a giant self referential loop based on the notion that the whole Mudcat, including all the Challenges, is now safely stowed away in a Maxie pad!!! Maybe if we were just a little more fertile...

A


04 Nov 01 - 12:52 AM (#585575)
Subject: RE: No BS: The Mudcat Is Shutting Down II
From: Sorcha

ooo, shall we not talk about mini pads.......? or......never mind.


04 Nov 01 - 01:05 AM (#585576)
Subject: RE: No BS: The Mudcat Is Shutting Down II
From: Susan from California

Let's not start on the fertility thang :-)


04 Nov 01 - 01:12 AM (#585577)
Subject: RE: No BS: The Mudcat Is Shutting Down II
From: JenEllen

I'll bet when he was hauling them all back and forth, he was wishing something woulda had wings..*g*

All of the good stuff, Max, take care,
~J


04 Nov 01 - 03:46 AM (#585602)
Subject: RE: No BS: The Mudcat Is Shutting Down II
From: wysiwyg

"I Couldn;t Hear Nobody Pray."

It's a spiritual, OK???? Bluesy.

What I mean is, I was outta town and I didn't know, or I'd have been praying for ya, Max. But I did finish writing a really cute blues tune and I will have to dedicate it to you now, for all your hard work. It's VERY cute.

I got an arrangement done but one chord is wrong-- I'll have to get your help with that part of it. Then you can play it while me and SharonA sing it for ya. I dunno when. (OK Sharon???)

~Susan


04 Nov 01 - 03:54 AM (#585606)
Subject: RE: No BS: The Mudcat Is Shutting Down II
From: Big Mick

Feck you, you little dink! I will gush over your wee arse any friggin' time that I want. You want friggin' love, I will give you friggin' love. Love this, pissant................LOL. You are beyond description, my friend. Lots of talk about Sandy and Caroline and how they have changed lives. Mine was changed by them as well. But I met them because of you. So just shut the feck up, grab yourself a Coke, sit yer blues playin' arse in the corner and smile.

Your lovin' Big Bro,

Mick


04 Nov 01 - 04:04 AM (#585607)
Subject: RE: No BS: The Mudcat Is Shutting Down II
From: GUEST,Sonja

GAWD, Amos! Have you no shame?!
Sonja

Max, Thanks for all the hard work and dedication. We love ya!

Sonja


04 Nov 01 - 04:42 AM (#585617)
Subject: RE: No BS: The Mudcat Is Shutting Down II
From: GUEST,Ickle Dorritt

Surprised no-one has composed a hauling shanty!


04 Nov 01 - 08:08 AM (#585661)
Subject: RE: No BS: The Mudcat Is Shutting Down II
From: catspaw49

Mick, Max has stated he wants no praise here on this thread. I guess he feels he isn't deserving or something. Maybe it embarasses him. Maybe he'd prefer to be berated. I dunno........I'd go for the thanks and praise myself and then say thank you, but if he feels he doesn't deserve it....................

Max, you fockin' swine. You vulgar little maggot. You're worthless bag of filth. You couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel, so now you wear yellow socks as a symbol of your deep-rooted stupidity. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt, a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. You're a gawdawful fockin' stench, a revulsion, and a big suck on a sour lemon.......a Nittanied, staggering, mutant little pissant, smeared richly with the effluvia accompanying your alleged birth into this world. You have all the appeal of a paper cut.

There ya' go Max........Is that better now? Always happy to oblige...........

Spaw


04 Nov 01 - 08:26 AM (#585667)
Subject: RE: No BS: The Mudcat Is Shutting Down II
From: GUEST,Fortunato, Rhein Claud Plum Cup

Funny, he always speaks so highly of you, 'spaw.

Why only the other day he said:

"Now take 'spaw for example. He's an ungrateful, hypocritical, bovine, maggot-ridden tub of guts given to egg-sucking, ass-kissing, back-biting and fart bubble biting. But, apart from that he's highly effective laxative for the Mudcat which often needs a monumental dose of exlax or a fleet enema or a high colonic of major caliber. Without him the shit would back up around here and we'd all f**king explode."



"The opinions expressed here are not necessarily those of the Management".


04 Nov 01 - 10:35 AM (#585716)
Subject: RE: No BS: The Mudcat Is Shutting Down II
From: catspaw49

Thanks Fort.....I didn't know and I am pleased to know that I have achieved the "monumental fuck-up" status to which I have aspired.

Spaw


04 Nov 01 - 11:00 AM (#585725)
Subject: RE: No BS: The Mudcat Is Shutting Down II
From: Bill D

hey, Max...I think you need to post pictures of this setup! We were never properly intorduced to shorty & the crew anyway, and a big dose of perspective would help everyone understand just what it takes to make this place function!

....or, maybe not...


04 Nov 01 - 01:34 PM (#585781)
Subject: RE: No BS: The Mudcat Is Shutting Down II
From: Gareth

Ickkle Dorrit

Did some one mention a Server hauling Shanty ??

Max, he kept the Mudcat house,
Hullabaloo belay
Hullabaloo bela belay.
And all the posters were out to grouse,
Hullabaloo belay.

Oh Max was not a happy bunny,
Hullabaloo, etc.
the drift of the threads was not funny,
Hullabaloo, etc.

One day the servers all went down,
Max was moving them over town.

The Mudcatters all said, "Max, Ahoy"
To which Max quickly made reply.

The Catters slowly pined away,
Servers came came back on the very next day.

Take heed and listen to our song,
Max is O.K. and seldom wrong.

He gives his time and he gives his best,
There's not a site like it in the West

Presumn this qualifies me for the order of the Brown Nose.

Gareth


04 Nov 01 - 01:45 PM (#585786)
Subject: RE: No BS: The Mudcat Is Shutting Down II
From: Sorcha

I love the photo idea, Bill.


04 Nov 01 - 01:50 PM (#585789)
Subject: RE: No BS: The Mudcat Is Shutting Down II
From: catspaw49

Yeah, can't you just see the underwear hanging off a knob?

Spaw


04 Nov 01 - 03:48 PM (#585847)
Subject: RE: No BS: The Mudcat Is Shutting Down II
From: Linda Kelly

Gareth -true genius is invariably Welsh.Well done


04 Nov 01 - 04:23 PM (#585863)
Subject: ADD: Backslidin' Blues
From: wysiwyg

This is sort of a jook-joint sounding thing. Skinny girl, marcelled hair, wagging her finger and grinning. Nothing personal about the lyrics, BTW-- this just came to me one day in the car when Hardi and I were having a day off. Maybe they apply more to people who've let you down in the business world.

~S~

===================================================

BACKSLIDIN' BLUES
Susan Hinton

You said you wanted redemption but you was foolin'...
You said you wan' be free but i'ss a lie.
You said you was ready for God's own holy justice--
Now a bad thing happen, you wan' know why.

You said you would satisfy all your obligations
But the landlord said you ain't been payin' rent, uh huh.
And that girl downstairs, said you got her in trouble--
The one you said, you din' know who I meant? Oh--

You said that you was done with all that gamblin'
But yo' pockets're full of cash from all your pals.
You said that you was done with dirty wimmin...
But you come home smellin' like 8 or 9 other gals! Well,

You said that you'd been goin' to church mos' reg'lar,
But the deacon said you never was baptized.
And last night, I was lookin' for your Bible--
If I said I'd found it, I know you'd be surprised. And,

You said that you would make an honest living
But the cops was here with a warrant just las' night.
You said your blood-washed heart had gone all peaceful, too,
But I hear you killed Joe Walker in a fight. Huh!

You said that you would only treat me tender,
And now I speak the truth you raise your han'
But last night, I packed up all of my belongings--
Cuz you ain't nothin', honey, but a backslidin' ole man. Yas!


CHORDS:
You (D)said you wanted re- (G7)demption but you was (D)foolin'...
You (D)said you wan' be free but i'ss a (E7)lie. (A7)
You (D)said you was ready for (A7)God's own holy (G)justice--(G7)
Now a (D)bad thing happen, (A7)you wan' know (D)why.

You (G)said you would satisfy all your obli- (D7)gations
But the (G)landlord said you ain't been payin' (D)rent, uh (D7)huh.
And that (G)girl downstairs, said you got her in (D)trouble--(D7)
The (E7)one you said, you din' know who I (A)meant? (A7)Oh--


04 Nov 01 - 04:58 PM (#585870)
Subject: RE: No BS: The Mudcat Is Shutting Down II
From: harpgirl

...take out some of the words, Susan. Too many for a blues song....


04 Nov 01 - 05:38 PM (#585881)
Subject: RE: No BS: The Mudcat Is Shutting Down II
From: wysiwyg

Nope-- they fit. Have to hear it. It's kinda talky.

~S~


05 Nov 01 - 02:35 PM (#586150)
Subject: RE: No BS: The Mudcat Is Shutting Down II
From: Ferrara

Max, I sent you a PM this morning *** BEFORE I got to this thread! *** -- -- thanking you for your generosity and hard work in keeping Mudcat alive through so many setbacks. Okay, so now I'm even more impressed and grateful for your willingness to keep struggling and working so hard for the benefit of all us M'catters.

Thanks, luv

Rita


05 Nov 01 - 02:57 PM (#586153)
Subject: RE: No BS: The Mudcat Is Shutting Down II
From: GUEST,SINSULL, no cookie

Max, If you have any of that stuff Micca left, soak in a hot tub of bubbles with a snifter full. You earned it.
Love you,
Mary


05 Nov 01 - 05:13 PM (#586204)
Subject: RE: No BS: The Mudcat Is Shutting Down II
From: CarolC

I'm in! With a cookie. Thanks a bunch Max! Hope things are starting to settle down a bit for you.


05 Nov 01 - 05:19 PM (#586206)
Subject: RE: No BS: The Mudcat Is Shutting Down II
From: Sorcha

LOKI LIVES!


05 Nov 01 - 06:03 PM (#586251)
Subject: RE: No BS: The Mudcat Is Shutting Down II
From: Night Owl

THANK YOU MAX!!!!! "feeling like a teenager"......respectfully standing in awe at your committed....whoops.....COMMITMENT to music and this place.


05 Nov 01 - 06:47 PM (#586283)
Subject: RE: No BS: The Mudcat Is Shutting Down II
From: MMario

all things considered max, a smooth move.


05 Nov 01 - 07:01 PM (#586292)
Subject: RE: No BS: The Mudcat Is Shutting Down II
From: Gareth

Aaaaaaah ! The Mudcat came back. 36 hours or so of no Mudcat. Max, it's worse than giving up smoking !

Gareth


05 Nov 01 - 07:21 PM (#586306)
Subject: RE: No BS: The Mudcat Is Shutting Down II
From: John J at home

Max, you're an absolute star! I'm sure that all UK 'catters (in fact ALL 'catters, everywhere) would like to thank you for all your hard work.

John


05 Nov 01 - 10:32 PM (#586408)
Subject: RE: No BS: The Mudcat Is Shutting Down II
From: catspaw49

Nah, the man says he don't want to hear that stuff.............

Personally, I just want to kick him in the balls................

Spaw


05 Nov 01 - 10:52 PM (#586417)
Subject: RE: No BS: The Mudcat Is Shutting Down II
From: Rich(bodhránai gan ciall)

Don't sugar-coat it, Spaw, tell him how you realy feel.



Rich


05 Nov 01 - 11:01 PM (#586425)
Subject: RE: No BS: The Mudcat Is Shutting Down II
From: Mark Cohen

Rich, he doesn't know how he feels. You know how they say real men aren't in touch with their feelings? Well neither is 'Spaw.

Aloha,
Mark


05 Nov 01 - 11:01 PM (#586427)
Subject: RE: No BS: The Mudcat Is Shutting Down II
From: Amos

Spaw wants to kick Maxie in the baaaalls!! Spaw wants to kick Maxie in the baaaalls!! Spaw is JEALOUS!! Neeener neener!!

Cordially,

A.


05 Nov 01 - 11:20 PM (#586440)
Subject: RE: No BS: The Mudcat Is Shutting Down II
From: catspaw49

LOL....I'm going to repost something here that I just posted on another thread because I want Max to see it and it's likely he may peek in here. How do I really feel about the 'Cat? I love this place and all who live here and Max has set up soething that goes way beyond what I think even he expected. So how do outsiders view the place? Read this:

Recently we have had a guest who runs a nice site called Tweed's Blues. He was looking for some lyrics and he has been dropping by and adding in some good stuff too. He mentioned that Cletus always made him laugh, so I sent Clete over to check out his site. Well, you know Cletus....he had to make a few posts and Tweed enjoyed them as did some of his members although they wondered what the hell was going on. So Tweed posted a message to his members and I'm going to copy it here for you to enjoy....not the part about Cletus, but what he said about Mudcat.............

Posted By TWEED to his members:

Folks, I must confess, I been goin' out on you all and have visited the Mudcat Cafe, where they have so many postings you couldn't keep up if ya tried. There's people over there that's even more intelligent than we are and know song lyrics inside and out as well as just about everything else. It's a very good board and so busy that they have there own servers somewhere at a guy called Max's, who's movin' them back and forth between houses to keep the place going. It's unreal! When things get slow around here, I'd recommend a visit and read some of them posts. If you happen upon one of CLETUS'S though, I'd say don't be drinkin' or eatin' anything as whatever you got in you will likely end up shootin' out of your nose. Thanks for droppin' over Cletus and you come back too. We're small fish in the pond but we don't stink too bad...most of the time anyhow....at least not when the wind is blowin' real good.

Made me proud of this place......how about you? Tweed has a real nice site and if you drop in, apologize for Cletus' postings! He sure had some nice things to say about us didn't he? He's a member here now, so if you run across him, you'll know who he is.

I love you all.....

Spaw


06 Nov 01 - 06:01 AM (#586585)
Subject: RE: No BS: The Mudcat Is Shutting Down II
From: bradfordian

BEST FORM OF APPRECIATION IS TO CONTINUE TO USE THE SYSTEM AS INTENDED. LET'S ALL GET ON WITH THE JOB OF PROMOTING /DISSEMINATING FOLK & BLUES RELATED INFO. CHEERS BM.


06 Nov 01 - 02:02 PM (#586875)
Subject: RE: No BS: The Mudcat Is Shutting Down II
From: GUEST,Melani

Jeez, Max, don't scare me with thread titles like that! I've been away all weekend...Thanks for all the extra work so us addicts won't go into withdrawal!


06 Nov 01 - 03:04 PM (#586927)
Subject: RE: No BS: The Mudcat Is Shutting Down II
From: Jim Krause

Yeah, every time I log onto the Mudcat I keep thinking I just gotta get plugged into the internet at home. And then I read Spaw's posts.....;-)
Jim