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Brown nose

09 Nov 01 - 07:13 AM (#588873)
Subject: Brown nose
From: GUEST,Rainer

Hello!

There are several lyrics where a "brown nose" is mentioned, e.g. Star of the county down, The Mero.

What means "when my nose was brown"?

Regards Rainer


09 Nov 01 - 07:44 AM (#588885)
Subject: RE: Brown nose
From: Murray MacLeod

"Star of the County Down" doesn't contain any reference to "brown nose" that I can remember. I could mention a couple of people on this Forum who are brown nose experts, but perhaps I'd better not.

Murray


09 Nov 01 - 07:59 AM (#588897)
Subject: RE: Brown nose
From: Troll

"Star of the County Down" mentions "nut-brown rose.
Looks like we have another mondegreen, folks!

troll


09 Nov 01 - 08:00 AM (#588898)
Subject: RE: Brown nose
From: Wolfgang

Rainer,

'brown nose', used both as a verb and as a noun is nearly but not quite as rude as its German translation 'Arschkriecher/arschkriechen' (verbatim: arse crawler)

Wolfgang


09 Nov 01 - 09:26 AM (#588945)
Subject: RE: Brown nose
From: catspaw49

LMAO.....This may be one of the best (and newest) mondegreens yet!!! You really have to think of the meaning of brown nose (ass-kisser) and insert that in "Star".........LMAO still........This one's great!!!!

I'm sorry Rainer, not making fun of you at all because lord knows we've all had those ourselves.

Spaw


09 Nov 01 - 10:17 AM (#588967)
Subject: RE: Brown nose
From: GUEST,Rainer

It is okay. I just remembered the phrase in "Star of the county down" in phonetical way. Nose and rose is phonetic similar.


09 Nov 01 - 10:37 AM (#588981)
Subject: RE: Brown nose
From: Wolfgang

Thus the thread had come to an end. Had it? Only God rose. The others kept on sitting and talking.

Wolfgang


09 Nov 01 - 01:11 PM (#589064)
Subject: RE: Brown nose
From: DougR

That's funny, Wolfgang.

DougR


09 Nov 01 - 01:57 PM (#589090)
Subject: RE: Brown nose
From: Amergin

a nut brown nose....rofl! sorry I am spitting my breakfast all over the keyboard...rofl...and murray knows a couple of experts on the subject here on the forum? rofl


09 Nov 01 - 02:31 PM (#589103)
Subject: RE: Brown nose
From: Bill D

isn't that the ukelele tuning tune?

My nose is brown?


09 Nov 01 - 07:30 PM (#589387)
Subject: RE: Brown nose
From: Joe_F

About 20 years ago I read in a magazine that some left-wing European party had chosen for its symbol a fist holding a red rose -- except that it was printed as "a fist holding a red nose". I found the image and the symbolism delightful.


09 Nov 01 - 09:52 PM (#589468)
Subject: RE: Brown nose
From: 53

that's what you do to the boss to either get a raise or a promotion. BOB


09 Nov 01 - 11:38 PM (#589517)
Subject: Lyr Add: DO THE BROWN NOSE (Dead Milkmen)
From: SeanM

Welcome to PJ's Astrological Love Lounge!

Lyric time!

Do the Brown Nose
(Dead Milkmen. Not at all folk, but seemed fitting to the thread)

If you want that job
What ya gonna do?
(Do the brown nose, do the brown nose)
Here comes your rich uncle Bob
What ya gonna do?
(Do the brown nose, do the brown nose)
If you get stopped by the man What ya gonna do?
(Do the brown nose, do the brown nose)
Record company wants to sign your band
What ya gonna do?
(Do the brown nose, do the brown nose)

Bend your knees
Move your head like this
Pucker them lips
Give dat butt a kiss
Kiss... my...

Askin' for some green
Now whatcha gonna do?
(Do the brown nose, do the brown nose)
Boss is really mean
Now whatcha gonna do?
(Do the brown nose, do the brown nose)
Wanna impress yo girlfriend's father
Now whatcha gonna do?
(Do the brown nose, do the brown nose)
Owe some money to yo brother
Now whatcha gonna do?
(Do the brown nose, do the brown nose)

CHORUS
From the album Metaphysical Graffiti, available at a fine music store near you.

M


09 Nov 01 - 11:45 PM (#589519)
Subject: RE: Brown nose
From: DonMeixner

"Whats in a name? The which we call a nose by any other name would smell as sweet"


10 Nov 01 - 03:37 PM (#589797)
Subject: RE: Brown nose
From: Liz the Squeak

AARRRGGHH!! They call me Second Hand Nose, I'm wearing second hand toes..... is there no end to the possibilities?

LTS


10 Nov 01 - 05:56 PM (#589880)
Subject: RE: Brown nose
From: SeanM

"Nose, nose, jolly brown nose
And what gave thee thy jolly brown nose?
Sucking up and flattering in sycophantic repose
And that gave me my jolly brown nose..."

M


10 Nov 01 - 06:05 PM (#589886)
Subject: RE: Brown nose
From: catspaw49

Just remember in the winter
Far beneath the bitter snow
Lies the seed that with the sun's love
In the spring runs out your nose.

Kinda' works on an allergy/hay fever level....

Spaw


11 Nov 01 - 05:38 PM (#590387)
Subject: RE: Brown nose
From: paddymac

Arrrrgh! Good thing Rainer has a sense of humor. 'Tis terrible indeed the way this innocent thread done been hijacked, but I'm too busy laughing to rise to the occasion.


11 Nov 01 - 06:08 PM (#590407)
Subject: RE: Brown nose
From: 53

boy it would be bad if you happen to have a big honker of a nose, boy that would help in getting brownie points with the boss. BOB