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09 Dec 01 - 12:29 AM (#606591) Subject: Limericks From: GUEST,guesting.. a Cristimas Pressy for Bert :) There was a fellow called Mort Whos things were incredibly small So to make amends he and some friends Glued a Vacuum Cleaner to his shoe. |
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09 Dec 01 - 01:03 AM (#606602) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: DonMeixner I stood on a stage and recited, Of the ages when knighthood was knighted, And their maidens fair Wore no underwear, leaving vassals and pages delighted. |
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09 Dec 01 - 01:35 AM (#606612) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: Art Thieme This is so filthy that 99% of it had to be BLEEEPED out !!
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09 Dec 01 - 01:36 AM (#606614) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: catspaw49 Guest, Guesting, I think you screwed up there on the rhymes. I notice that amends and friends DOES rhyme which doesn't work with the rest of your composition, so I would suggest a modest change. It also scans too well, so let's try this instead:
There was a fellow called Mort See....With just a little more work, it's a complete fuck-up! Happy to help, no need for thanks! Spaw
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09 Dec 01 - 01:37 AM (#606615) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: tremodt there once was a man from nantucket can i finish this one here at Mudcat > |
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09 Dec 01 - 01:41 AM (#606617) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: catspaw49 Obviously you don't read my fuckin' posts. Spaw |
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09 Dec 01 - 01:48 AM (#606618) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: catspaw49 Old Limerick threads: Spaw |
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09 Dec 01 - 02:16 AM (#606624) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: Bert Thanks guesting, just what I needed. Art, That's a great one, I think I'll use that myself. |
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09 Dec 01 - 04:31 PM (#606838) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: GUEST,guesting in a gnot glaughing :) spaw is a true Gnowit as well as the supreme Art |
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09 Dec 01 - 06:23 PM (#606880) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: Hollowfox Wow, Art, I haven't heard that one in years! I first heard it as a shaggy dog story (diddily dum instead of bleepity bleep) Ah, the classics... |
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09 Dec 01 - 06:47 PM (#606890) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: Bill D There was an old man of St. Bees, Who was stung on the arm by a wasp. ....When they asked, "Does it hurt?", ....He replied, "Yes, it does, "But I thought all the while 'twas a hornet." |
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09 Dec 01 - 07:09 PM (#606902) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: Snuffy I heard it as: There was an old man of Dundee, Who was stung on the neck by a wasp. ....When asked if it hurt, ....He said, "No Not at all, It can do it again if it wants." WassaiL! V |
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09 Dec 01 - 07:15 PM (#606907) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: brid widder Remember theRambling Syd Rumpo thread last week...well Round the Horne had a Limerick contest.... An animal breeder called Gluck once crossed a hamster and Duck when asked for a name for this creature of fame He replied 'well we're calling it Gladys' |
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09 Dec 01 - 07:17 PM (#606911) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: Bill D pish-posh! Dundee and wasp don't scan! *grin* |
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09 Dec 01 - 07:22 PM (#606914) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: Snuffy There was a young man of Japan Whose limericks never would scan When asked why that was He said "It's because I try to get as many syllables into the last line as I possibly can." WassaiL! V |
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09 Dec 01 - 07:32 PM (#606919) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: Liz the Squeak Don't even get me started on this!!! LTS |
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09 Dec 01 - 07:54 PM (#606931) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: Bill D A careless old gasman named Peter, With a match poked around a gas heater. Touched a leak with his light, And rose out of sight And as anyone who knows anything about the art of poetry can probably tell you...he also ruined the meter. |
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09 Dec 01 - 08:29 PM (#606949) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: Micca There was a young lady called Bluitt at fellation, was good and KNEW it she explained her technique was not so unique "like tobacco , but smoke it don't chew it" |
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09 Dec 01 - 08:42 PM (#606954) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: Micca Bugger forgot the line breaks There was a young lady called Bluitt at fellation, was good and KNEW it she explained her technique was not so unique "like tobacco , but smoke it don't chew it" |
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09 Dec 01 - 08:55 PM (#606960) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: catspaw49 I sat at my desk reading Sartre But I couldn't take him to heart His words flowed like goose crap And inspired me to nap After ripping a well metered fart. Spaw |
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09 Dec 01 - 09:05 PM (#606965) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: GUEST,Annraoi "There was a young lady named Starkey Who went for a walk with a darkie. To atone for her sins She had triplets, not twins One black, one white and one khaki!" And, before anyone says anything, don't come the Political Correctness crap with me. It's only a joke, for God's sake!!
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09 Dec 01 - 10:37 PM (#606994) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: Bill D write that one your own creative self, did you, 'spaw?...*grin* I'd give it a 1.5 on a scale of 10...c'mon-- edit it a bit...*wink* |
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10 Dec 01 - 11:26 AM (#607158) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: Midchuck A gay Irish priest in New Delhi Had the Lord's Prayer tattooed on his belly By the time that a Brahmin Got down to the "Amen," He'd blown both salvation, and Kelly. P. |
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10 Dec 01 - 11:50 AM (#607177) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: Trevor There was a young man from Calcutta Who had an unfortunate stutter He said 'P-p-p-p-please Would you p-pass the cheese And the b-b-b-b-b-b-butter. Boom boom. |
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10 Dec 01 - 12:54 PM (#607217) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: Micca There was a young Shepeherd called Trevor at castrating the lambs was quite clever with his good trusty crook their necks he would hook with his teeth the vas deferens sever |
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10 Dec 01 - 02:51 PM (#607309) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: GUEST,Gusty In the country called Afghanistan Once ruled the scum, Taliban. But the Allies got tough, Taliban's had enough, Now they're running as fast as they can. That coward we know as Bin Laden. No, his crimes they will not be forgotten. We should make him drink bourbon, Wipe our ass on his turban, And feed him with pork that is rotten! |
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10 Dec 01 - 05:41 PM (#607444) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: Penny S. I think the non-PC one about the mixed offspring should be "One black, one white and two khaki", (as I heard it, without the preamble) because of the Mendelian inheritance. It doesn't quite fit the situation described, though. Penny |
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10 Dec 01 - 10:56 PM (#607638) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: nosluap57 A good limerick site, although it is no longer maintained http://www.webcom.com/~erique/limerick/ |
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10 Dec 01 - 11:46 PM (#607665) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: Art Thieme There was a young man named Art, Who posted that fuck one in all the other limerick threads too, When asked why he did, He just answered, "Hey kid... Da bleepity bleepity blart. (Art)
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10 Dec 01 - 11:56 PM (#607673) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: Art Thieme A latino fireman, you see, Had a girlfriend who was called Rose Marie, They wed, had a son, Named Jose (number 1), And the 2nd, of course, was Hose B !!! Art Thieme |
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10 Dec 01 - 11:58 PM (#607674) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: Art Thieme I just made that up from an old joke I used to tell. Art |
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11 Dec 01 - 12:14 PM (#607840) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: Micca Art, ya ol'buggah, That was a "coffee down the nose" moment brill!!! thank you... |
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11 Dec 01 - 02:40 PM (#607897) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: Jim Krause There was a young girl named Alice Who used dynamite as a phallus They found her vagina In North Carolina And part of her anus in Dallas There, is that raunchy enough? |
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11 Dec 01 - 04:28 PM (#607969) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: Amos A scuzzy Mudcatter named Spaw Kept the rest of the Mudcat in awe; His jokes were laborious And his gasses, uproarious While his language was outside the Law! Of Mudcatters raunchy and weird, Old Spaw tales the prize, I'm afeared While others try bleating, As a way of competing, He just farts through a hole in his beard!
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11 Dec 01 - 04:31 PM (#607972) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: Amos A scuzzy Mudcatter named Spaw Kept the rest of the Mudcat in awe; His jokes were laborious And his gasses, uproarious While his language was outside the Law!
Of Mudcatters raunchy and weird,
An incompetent poster named Amos Ok, ok!!! 'Nuff trash!! A. |
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11 Dec 01 - 04:44 PM (#607976) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: Cappuccino I've been waiting for these but they never arrived, so: A dirty old bishop from Birmingham Seduced young girls while confirming 'em As he sung 'nunc dimittis' He fondled their titties And ejected episcopal sperm in 'em. Up spoke an old lady of Kew Who said 'Bishop, is that really true? I've heard that the vicar Is quicker, and thicker, And stronger, and longer than you...' Not at this year's carol concert, I fear. - ian B
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11 Dec 01 - 10:16 PM (#608137) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: GUEST,Hagbardr There once was a man from Madras Who had balls made our of fine brass In times of bad weather He'd clang them together And sparks would fly out of his arse There once was a young knight from France Who decided to give sex a chance To Scotland he travelled His belt he unraveled And skewered a sheep on his lance There once was a young lad from Brighton Who remarked his first lay was a tight'un She said "you're a fool you've got the wrong hool there's plenty more room in the right'un!" |
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12 Dec 01 - 12:01 AM (#608173) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: Wincing Devil A Clean Nantucket Limerick There once was a man from Nantucket
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12 Dec 01 - 08:32 PM (#608701) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: catspaw49 First .... Very nice Amos. I'll deal with you later.... Let me say that it is not uncommon for me to get e-mails and PM's from other 'Catters with some info or a website or something they have found somewhere that for some reason made them think of me. These are generally forwarded with note inferring that the sender wouldn't use it, but I was of course free to do so. Uh, huh............Meaning: "I wouldnt want anyone to know I found such crap, but I'm sending it to you because Ol' Spaw will post anything! Sadly, this is true. I have never revealed the 'Catters who have sent me so many of these "jewels," for which I am widely known and often criticized.....and I won't in this case either, although if you read closely, I have spelled it out for you. Now, I am about to post another....this time on a dare. I expect to catch some flak, but it's important to maintain your rep so.........After receiving this turkey here I enjoy my exultation.........In what you ask? Well, winning the bet of course!
There was a young man named Souse, Really gawdawful and insulting as hell ain't it? But there you have it!!! Spaw---(Did see the name of the 'Catter? It's there!!)
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12 Dec 01 - 10:53 PM (#608789) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: musicmick Well, I'm glad to see that these threads have reached their intelectual apex. Limericks are the "Bubblegum" of humor, fit for the unfit, only. Needless to say, I've written hundreds of them. I have, even, had limerick writing contests for my readers (I write a rambling column for a folksong publication in Philadelphia). I insisted that their submissions be within the bounds of good taste, as my editor is so straight, he wouldn't say, "come" with a drop on his gum. When I was conducting the campfire sings at the Philly Festival (a nocturnal obligation I fulfilled for thirty years) my rules were more relaxed. Here's one I wrote for the traditional Smut Hour. Sure as mug shots yield non-words like muggery/ Sure as graverobbers gave us skullduggery/ There's a six legged lass/ With a cock up her ass/ The true ante-cedent of buggery. |
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12 Dec 01 - 10:57 PM (#608794) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: ddw Uh-oh, Spaw. You've got competition. |
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12 Dec 01 - 11:46 PM (#608804) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: Seamus Kennedy There was a young fellow called Munchez, Whose Language was mostly atrunchez, All he could say, Through the whole live-long day Was, "Yez baastards! Yez fuckers! Yez cunchez!"
There was a young vampire called Mabel,
There was a young lass from the Azores, OK, Spaw, you're up! Seamus |
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12 Dec 01 - 11:48 PM (#608805) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: catspaw49 Yeah....Well..............
The priests of St. Patrick's confessed it. Okay...For sheer grossness and sacrelige, beat that. Spaw |
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12 Dec 01 - 11:57 PM (#608809) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: Amos Does it strike anyone else as vaguely miraculous that Spaw can come up with crap like that one minute, and the next can write an original, balanced, coherent ande accurate imitation of Wittgenstein? Obviously, he retired too early -- IBM Needs You, Spaw!!! A |
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13 Dec 01 - 12:19 AM (#608817) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: Seamus Kennedy OK, Spaw.
To his son, said a fellow named Patterson
There was an old bishop from Franktom You're up. Seamus |
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13 Dec 01 - 02:04 AM (#608835) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: catspaw49 Aw geez Seamus.....but .....Well,okay.........
A long knifelike cock had Benjamin Hunt
Young Janie loved playing pretend Spaw
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13 Dec 01 - 08:27 AM (#608904) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: Snuffy There was a young fellow called Simpson And he was a whore's and a pimp's son When he went to bed With his mother, she said It's no fucking use if it's limp, son |
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13 Dec 01 - 08:35 AM (#608908) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: GUEST Hehehehe...you dirty b@st@rds... |
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13 Dec 01 - 09:11 AM (#608926) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: DeanC Tallulah, a calico cat On the highway was chasing a rat Along came a truck And the cat didn't duck Now she's happy in heaven - but flat. With apologies to Eric Bogle for the idea. |
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13 Dec 01 - 09:19 AM (#608929) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: Mr Red There was a young man named Morse Who went for a ride on a donkey He tripped on a hummock and fell on his head And got up and said "tut tut!" |
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13 Dec 01 - 09:22 AM (#608932) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: catspaw49 Young Simpson's mother did say, "Your dick's far too flacid today" "What ails you me lad?" He said, "Mom, don't be mad," "But Grandma's a much better lay!" ......back atcha' Snuff..... Spaw |
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13 Dec 01 - 11:21 AM (#609010) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: Bill D my entries..(I never said I WRITE 'em) |
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13 Dec 01 - 11:38 AM (#609020) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: Bill D ...and I hereby disavow any that don't scan! I hate awkward, a-rhythmic limericks, except where it is making a POINT about meter.....I guess one reason I seldom write any is that I am too picky about wanting them to be very clever, well constructed and elegant in their filthiness. *grin* |
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13 Dec 01 - 12:02 PM (#609041) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: Bill D oh, great...they give a VERY nice explanation of limerick construction , with hints about good style. |
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14 Dec 01 - 09:15 AM (#609598) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: GUEST Old Spaw doesn't give a rat's ass Who thinks he is vulgar and crass. If you deign to judge him, It won't even budge him. He'll just tell you to go fuck yourself. |
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14 Dec 01 - 01:49 PM (#609772) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: brid widder an insatiable lady from Spain Had multiple sex on the brain she liked it again and again and again and again and again and again and to re-introduce a musical element... A student of music from Sparta Was a truly magnificent farter on the strength of one bean He'd fart God save the Queen And Beethovens Moonlight sonata |
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14 Dec 01 - 06:49 PM (#610030) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: Bill D ahh,,but there is SO much more to the Sparta one! a true classic which 'mostly' scans |
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14 Dec 01 - 10:27 PM (#610164) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: Bert When Spaw tells the GUEST what to do With himself and his prick and his flue the GUEST should take heed and be sure to proceed or the rest of us will tell him TOO. |
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15 Dec 01 - 03:20 AM (#610259) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: GUEST,rudolreindeer Jingle Bells, Santa smells And I hate WallMart Hay I wish I wuz in Moscow Town Humpin Ludmilladear
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17 Dec 01 - 09:46 AM (#611526) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: GUEST Old Spaw doesn't give a rat's ass Who thinks he is vulgar and crass. If you deign to judge him, It won't even budge him. He'll just tell you to go fuck yourself. "When Spaw tells the GUEST what to do With himself and his prick and his flue the GUEST should take heed and be sure to proceed or the rest of us will tell him TOO." Hey Bertie, relax, don't get tense. My last post was in Spaw's defense. It's true, is it not? Don't be such a snot. I honestly meant no offense.
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20 Jun 02 - 11:02 AM (#733663) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: gnu Yesterday morning I was asleep well after I arose. A post to the "Jiggly" thread made me write this whilst I was still attemting waking. There once was a gigolo who was fat, So he couldn't quite get to where it's at, When faced with disgrace, He graced with his face, And now he's well paid for that.
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20 Jun 02 - 02:12 PM (#733790) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: Chip2447 There once was a man from Clyde, whose wife just up and died. Rather than being blue, he found another ewe, and crossed over to the other side. A man named big Sam has died, and four hundred women cried. They buried Sam down under six feet of ground, and most of him still stood outside. Chip2447
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20 Jun 02 - 02:28 PM (#733799) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: GUEST,yum yum There was an old lady from Fife who was dyslexic most of her file. |
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20 Jun 02 - 07:48 PM (#733991) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: Joe_F ObFolk: There was once an old person of Tring, Who, whenever they asked him to sing, Replied, "Isn't it odd? I can never tell `God Save the Weasel' from `Pop Goes the King'". |
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20 Jun 02 - 10:43 PM (#734061) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: Lynn Any limerick can be sung to the hymn tune "Blest Be the Tie That Binds": I wish that my room had a floor/I don't care so much for a door/But this walking around/without touching the ground/Is really becoming a bore! Courtesy of G. Ackeroid |
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21 Jun 02 - 02:45 AM (#734109) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: MudWeasel There once was a lad from Purdue Whose limericks stopped at line two.
and then you have:
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21 Jun 02 - 10:03 PM (#734558) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: Chip2447 There once was a girl named Tina, who wanted to play the ocarina. So, she asked her friend Chip, who is rather quite hip if he could teach her the Macarina. Chip pondered a bit and said, Tina, I'd rather be in bed. But no such luck, she left in his truck and went to visit Cleigh O'Possum instead. He tried his sorrows to numb, well drenched with a bottle of rum. And as for Tina, the last time that he seena she was naked in bed with a possum. Okay, okay, I'l quit now... Chip2447, (the ocarinageek) |
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22 Jun 02 - 02:14 PM (#734773) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: GUEST,RobRoy Couldn't resist it , here comes one old, and one new. When Titian was mixing rose madder, his model sat perched on a ladder. The position, to Titian, suggested Coition! So he hopped up the ladder and had her. Our Plumbers new toilet creation, Immediately caused a sensation. In the wink of an eye It would unzip your fly' and simulate master-bi-ation!! |
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24 Jun 02 - 07:53 PM (#736127) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: bob schwarer A mouse in her room woke Miss Doud Who was frightened and screamed very loud. Then a happy thought hit her: To scare off the critter, She sat up in bed and meowed!
There once was a lady named Perkins
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24 Jun 02 - 10:21 PM (#736200) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: Janice in NJ A mathematician named Paul, Has a dodecahedronal ball; The cube of it's weight,< Times his tool, in Base 8, Is his phone number -- give him a call! |
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24 Jun 02 - 10:25 PM (#736202) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: Janice in NJ Sorry about the stray mark. Let's try it again. A mathematician named Paul, Has a dodecahedronal ball; The cube of it's weight, Times his tool, in Base 8, Is his phone number -- give him a call! |
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25 Jun 02 - 05:54 AM (#736366) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: Nigel Parsons First, one of my own, which seems to have escaped from another thread.
Bill Shatner wrote all of "Tek War",
There was a young curate of Salisbury (some knowledge of English pronunciation/ alternate placenames required!) |
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25 Jun 02 - 04:50 PM (#736797) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: Willa LOL, Nigel And... A very polite man named Hawarden Went out to pick flowers in his gawarden. If he trod on a slug A worm or a bug He would instantly say, "I beg pawarden." and
She frowned and called him Mr.
Sorry, Bill D, but..
There was a young man of Japan,
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25 Jun 02 - 07:23 PM (#736921) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: Bullfrog Jones And in the same spirit, Nigel and Willa: There was a young man called Noti Whose favourite food was ghoti He said on the whole I prefer Dover Sole As it's just the right shape for my doti BJ |
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25 Jun 02 - 10:57 PM (#737051) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: MarkS Don't forget the young woman from Exeter So beautiful men crained their necksather One was so brave As to take out and wave The distingushing mark of his sexather. |
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26 Jun 02 - 05:26 AM (#737218) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: Nigel Parsons There was a young girl from Darjeeling, Who could dance with remarkable feeling For miles around There was never a sound Save of fly buttons hitting the ceiling. or, the version written by Spike Milligan R.I.P. There was a young man from Darjeeling Who boarded a bus at Ealing It sid on the door "Please don't spit on the floor" So he stood up, and spat on the ceiling. An elderly queer from Khartoum Took a lesbian up to his room. They lay on his bed 'Til he finally said "Who does what?, with what?, and to whom? !" The above is not considered 'pc', but "It's hard to find for love nor money A joke that's clean, and also funny!" Nigel |
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26 Jun 02 - 05:53 AM (#737232) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: Nigel Parsons To clarify the earlier post,(5 up from here). An old name for Salisbury, still in use liturgically is Sarum. And this is often used as an altenate pronunciation. One assumes that other words with similar spelling can be treated in the same manner! By the same token, the County of Hampshire is often referred to in speaking as 'Hants'. The limerick should now make more sense. Nigel |
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26 Jun 02 - 06:10 AM (#737238) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: GUEST,Hecate There was a young man from taskent Whose penis was terribly bent to save himself trouble he bent the thing double and instead of coming he went. There was a young lass from Devizes Who had breasts of varying sizes one was so small it was nothing at all but the other was large and won prizes. |
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26 Jun 02 - 06:22 AM (#737241) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: Nigel Parsons There was a young girl, a songwriterWhose voice just got quieter and quieterUntil one dayIt just faded awayrhubarb rhubarb rhubarb |
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26 Jun 02 - 07:03 AM (#737254) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: VoxFox Here's one I wrote (please don't throw veggies, makes a mess on your screen*BG*) There's a place on the Web called Mudcat And the people there know where it's at They can talk everyday 'bout the songs that they play Yes, they certainly know sharp from flat. |
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27 Jun 02 - 06:30 AM (#738039) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: Nigel Parsons The people at Mudcat, it seems Can write lyrics and tunes in their dreams But when I start to sing the usual thing Is my singing is drowned by their screams! |
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27 Jun 02 - 11:27 AM (#738205) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: Nigel Parsons A bold Knight from old Ankh-Morpork Decided to go for a walk. He'd survived the crusades, So he went to 'The Shades'.! And this Knight, his last word was just "Squawk"! |
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27 Jun 02 - 01:31 PM (#738319) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: The Walrus at work A young architect named Yoric One morning, while feeling euphoric, Produced for inspection Three kinds of erection, Corintian, Ionic and Doric. and an old favourite:
There was a young man from Australia Walrus |
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27 Jun 02 - 07:03 PM (#738517) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: VoxFox I'll try my hand at another. A very fine fellow named Spaw Met with Cletus, the Reg Boys and Paw They had bacon and beans Well, you KNOW what that means A new paint job is needed!(GUFFAW!) I'll go now...VF |
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27 Jun 02 - 07:12 PM (#738523) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: Bullfrog Jones A very strange bunch are Mudcatters As a rule they're all mad as hatters They find it a doddle To spout utter twaddle But always talk sense when it matters BJ |
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28 Jun 02 - 11:13 AM (#738867) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks From: GUEST,Crazy Eddie There was a young girl fromthe Clyde Who ate some green apples and died For the apples fermented Inside the lamented And made cider inside 'er insides. |