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16 Dec 01 - 12:29 PM (#611002) Subject: Any NEW limmericks ? From: Donuel Clem Kadiddlehopper was a friend I thought his humor would'nt end He spoke kinda dumb His mistakes were still fun But George Bush we need to append |
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16 Dec 01 - 01:31 PM (#611041) Subject: RE: Any NEW limmericks ? From: Micca Donuel had a go at a rhyme but seems to have mucked up the time just like a young man trying to play the Bodhran and fitted too many syllables into the first line |
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16 Dec 01 - 01:45 PM (#611047) Subject: RE: Any NEW limmericks ? From: GUEST There realy are no new limerics They just take an old one ad re-simmer it. And when the cooking is done, it is clear number one There are no new ones, just gimmerics! Actually I would think there are tons of new Bin Laden ones! |
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16 Dec 01 - 01:50 PM (#611053) Subject: RE: Any NEW limmericks ? From: Bill D if anyone did a forum search on 'limerick', they would not have found this thread....until now, of course..*grin* why is that word misspelled so often? |
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16 Dec 01 - 01:56 PM (#611058) Subject: RE: Any NEW limmericks ? From: Donuel A limmerick may have 8 or 9 syllables for the first two lines and last. Lines 3 and 4 may have 5 or 6 syllables. |
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16 Dec 01 - 01:58 PM (#611060) Subject: RE: Any NEW limmericks ? From: Donuel Because limmmmeriks are written when drunk |
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16 Dec 01 - 01:58 PM (#611061) Subject: RE: Any NEW limmericks ? From: catspaw49 I think a few of us wrote new ones the other night on 975th Limerick thread we've had........ Is it something in the air today or what? Spaw |
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16 Dec 01 - 02:03 PM (#611066) Subject: RE: Any NEW limmericks ? From: Bill D "Because limmmmeriks are written when drunk" got it!..I never stop to consider that MANY threads and creative impulses may be powered by 'spirits' as much as by the muse. |
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16 Dec 01 - 02:18 PM (#611075) Subject: RE: Any NEW limmericks ? From: Donuel catspaw writes here everyday so addicted he can't stay away but some of us here find other sites dear and seldom stop by here to play |
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16 Dec 01 - 03:02 PM (#611104) Subject: RE: Any NEW limmericks ? From: catspaw49 Now Donuel, let's not be crass. My postings are a huge mass. Your brain and balls are quite small Your dick's nothing at all So bend down, pucker up, kiss my ass! Spaw |
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16 Dec 01 - 03:42 PM (#611129) Subject: RE: Any NEW limmericks ? From: Donuel I hope you pass that huge mass soon Maybe then you'll carry a tune You will feel better when you unfetter your bowels but you're still a buffoon |
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16 Dec 01 - 04:09 PM (#611147) Subject: RE: Any NEW limmericks ? From: catspaw49 Buffoon is my job, it's a fit. And it doesn't dismay me a bit. Yes, some of it's sucked But yours is totally fucked And complete, ignominious, shit! Spaw |
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16 Dec 01 - 04:15 PM (#611153) Subject: RE: Any NEW limmericks ? From: catspaw49 (brief aside--If you think any of this is serious Donuel, I'll stop now....my assumption is we're both having some fun, but I wanted to check, 'cause I often enjoy your takes) Spaw |
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16 Dec 01 - 06:17 PM (#611208) Subject: RE: Any NEW limmericks ? From: Donuel How dare you crack out of turn. You have stepped out of character. My illusions are dashed. My only soalace is to venerate the Rev. Jerry Falwell image stained in our downstairs bathroom toilet bowl. |
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17 Dec 01 - 04:21 AM (#611422) Subject: RE: Any NEW limmericks ? From: GUEST,Alimerick |
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17 Dec 01 - 04:27 AM (#611423) Subject: RE: Any NEW limmericks ? From: GUEST,TryAgain OK This is not a limerick. Nor is it a limmerick [or limmmerick]. It starts out like one. It is dragged out when one needs to explain the concept of "bastard thread" There once was a fellow named Dick Who was cursed from birth with a corkscrew prick All his life was a fruitless hunt To find a girl with a corkscrew c*nt When he found one he dropped dead-- The G*d-damned thing had bastard thread. [Usually taste would preclude such a posting, but it would seem to suit spaw's sensibilities...] |
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17 Dec 01 - 08:14 AM (#611468) Subject: RE: Any NEW limmericks ? From: Wolfgang Now, the limericks in this thread here are no limericks at all, they are what in German is called (untranslatable) Schlimmericks, a word made up from the German word schlimmer (English: worse) and, of course, >i>Limericks. Wolfgang |
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17 Dec 01 - 08:29 AM (#611475) Subject: RE: Any NEW limmericks ? From: catspaw49 Okay Mr. Critic.......What's the problem with our limericks? I can barely wait to hear this one........... Spaw |
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17 Dec 01 - 08:38 AM (#611480) Subject: RE: Any NEW limmericks ? From: Wolfgang Es sassen am Ufer des Indus drei meditierende Hindus. Es quält sie die Frage schon einige Tage: "Ist ich es, sind er's oder bin Du's." Wolfgang |
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17 Dec 01 - 08:43 AM (#611483) Subject: RE: Any NEW limmericks ? From: catspaw49 Right then......This explains why I only scraped through German class in college............I, you, day, Mediterraean Hindu? Typical American....don't know diddly about any other language.............. Spaw |
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17 Dec 01 - 09:09 AM (#611498) Subject: RE: Any NEW limmericks ? From: Wolfgang The punch line in that Limerick is everything but proper German (all for the sake of a rhyme on 'hindus'). A suboptimal shot at a translation is as follows: The build-up lines are easy:
At the banks of the river Indus and then the really bad German punchline: "Is I it, are he's or am you's" Wolfgang |
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17 Dec 01 - 10:29 AM (#611554) Subject: RE: Any NEW limmericks ? From: GUEST Spaw, you should like this one. I just can't bring myself to be as open as you are, even hiding behind my anonymity.
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17 Dec 01 - 10:32 AM (#611555) Subject: RE: Any NEW limmericks ? From: GUEST Ooops! Let's try this again. There once was this fellow named Bose, Had a cock like a damn garden hose. He'd say with a grunt, As he f--ed a girl's c--t, "When I cum, it'll fly out your nose!"
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17 Dec 01 - 11:24 AM (#611601) Subject: RE: Any NEW limmericks ? From: GUEST Remember Snuffy's Simpson character in the last Limerick thread? Well, here's his whole story. There once was a fellow in France Who could not keep his dick in his pants. He would f--k his own mother, The wife of his brother, And his Granny when he got the chance. Now, Simpson was this fellow's name. And to him, any pussy was game. Some were better than others (Like that wife of his brother's) And he found, not all c--ts were the same. To one lassie, he'd never be true. It was something he just couldn't do. Though his brother's sweet wife Was the f--k of his life, There was no girl that he wouldn't screw. Then one day when he'd made his selection, He just could not get an erection. He thought, "this girl's too placid, That's why I'm so flaccid." But he knew he was wrong, on reflection. The next girl he picked was a knockout. And she reached down to pull his stiff cock out. But when she grabbed hold, It was lifeless and cold. So she got up, got dressed and she walked out. For sexual gratification, Simpson practically f--ked the whole nation. His libido was such That he'd f--ked way too much Now his pecker had lost all sensation. Simpson's ego was drastically shrunk, And he soon fell into a funk, He could no longer f--k, He was shit out of luck, So he went off and became a monk. To young fellows, let this be a lesson. Too many an intimate session Will leave your dick soft, Then, by girls, you'll be scoffed. And you'll end up in deep, dark depression.
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17 Dec 01 - 11:37 AM (#611618) Subject: RE: Any NEW limmericks ? From: Micca Simpson thought his depression" ein Scheisser" and had started in wanting to die, sir but old Doctor Warden said his dick he could harden with a compound invented by Pfizer |