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Lyr Add: Do Not Worship Christmas

16 Dec 01 - 12:37 PM (#611006)
Subject: Lyr Add: DO NOT WORSHIP CHRISTMAS
From: Donuel

DO NOT WORSHIP CHRISTMAS
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If ya don't find Christ inside
yer not gonna find him
If ya don't know the Budda's you
You'll never meet him
If ya have no idea yer a creator
Creations not for you
If ya don't know yer the merciful
Ya missed Allah too
If ya don't become the Santa
Your presents will be few.
IF this somehow offends ya
Let me tell ya what to do

Look inside and ask yourself
Is it words that you believe
Have you confused the metaphor
and worship Christmas Eve?

Some may think this sacriledge
because they missed the point
they listened to a guy "in charge"
That God did not appoint

The hero is inside you
When you follow dreams
Worship the God in every one
it's easier than it seems


by: Don Hakman at: 12/11/01 12:08:32 pm

Light Christmas
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I'm steaming from a hot Christmas
just like the 4th of warm July
Foreheads glissen and inlaws stiffen
as children unwrap thier new sleigh

I'm dreaming of a right Christmas
with every car that I side swipe
may your spaces be plenty and wide
and may all your Christmas' be light.


16 Dec 01 - 12:43 PM (#611011)
Subject: RE: DO NOT WORSHIP CHRISTMAS
From: Donuel

heres another country western tune I wrote:
Freedom
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Sometimes its easy
Sometimes its hard
Sometimes its sleazy
like out in the yard
Sometimes I miss it
Others I don't
Sometimes ya kiss it
Most times ya won't
Sometimes ta please ya
Sometimes for me
Sometimes amnesia
Makes me feel free
Sometimes its fought for
most times for cash
cuz rich folks need more
while poor folks get trash
Now if we argue
It just don't seem fair
were told that were traitors
fer what we declare
I need what you need
and if you could share
we all would be freed
from those who don't care.


16 Dec 01 - 12:46 PM (#611012)
Subject: RE: DO NOT WORSHIP CHRISTMAS
From: Amos

Aw geeze, Donuel, now ya let the cat among the pigeons, or the turkeys among the 'Cat or sompn.

Ya go publishing cosmic secrets like that, a lot of people are gonna get sore -- the Rosicrucians, the Mormons, the Pope, the Immoral Minority, the guys from Dianetics, and the Temple of the Golden Globe are all making plenty of bucks on these trade secrets and you go and spill the beings!! Sheeshe!! Someone's gonna get pissed and wanna lean on ya, kid!

Well, what's done is done -- I hope you are psychic enough to have 360-degree awareness in real time, 'cuz yer gonna wanna watch yer back now!!

LOL!!

A.


16 Dec 01 - 01:02 PM (#611021)
Subject: RE: DO NOT WORSHIP CHRISTMAS
From: catspaw49

uh-huh........right then...............that's all like, uh............yep...........so, well, I guess that.....maybe.......oh sure..........and, er, uh..........like thanks for posting......yeah, that's it.....thanks for all the uh, the uh........right...............

Spaw


16 Dec 01 - 02:21 PM (#611076)
Subject: RE: DO NOT WORSHIP CHRISTMAS
From: katlaughing

Oh, Amos, we RosyCrucians are NOT gonna get after him! We're a non-profit org, ya know!

Donuel, I esp. like the first one. Thanks for sharing!

kat


16 Dec 01 - 02:31 PM (#611085)
Subject: RE: DO NOT WORSHIP CHRISTMAS
From: Amos

Yeah, K -- I believe ya --- but -- so is the Stable Foundation of Cowintology, and look at their fleet of lawyers!!

Proselytizer to Hereford holding open the door of a row house: "Just look this material over and ask yourself one question: Am I a happy cow?" (from a Far Side cartoon). LOL!

A


16 Dec 01 - 03:57 PM (#611141)
Subject: RE: DO NOT WORSHIP CHRISTMAS
From: X

Huh.


16 Dec 01 - 04:22 PM (#611155)
Subject: RE: DO NOT WORSHIP CHRISTMAS
From: Tinker

Thanks I needed to see the first one today, the kids aare quickly escalating to the high crazy season... I needed to smile.

Tinker