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BS: Christ's face found in hamster nest!!!

10 Jan 02 - 01:37 PM (#624978)
Subject: Christ's face found in hamster nest!!!
From: Little Hawk

I swear! I looked in the cage around noon, and there it is, plain as the nose on Spaw's face. The hamster is still asleep, and probably will be until this evening, but I am afraid that when the hamster wakes it will disturb the nest and the FACE will be destroyed.

What do I do???

- LH


10 Jan 02 - 01:42 PM (#624981)
Subject: RE: BS: Christ's face found in hamster nest!!!
From: wysiwyg

Well, first you could ask Pene to remove your silly thread, and then go out and get some fresh air and sunshine. Geez, LH, gimme a break.

~S~


10 Jan 02 - 02:04 PM (#624995)
Subject: RE: BS: Christ's face found in hamster nest!!!
From: GUEST,Desdemona

Don't disturb it---it's clearly a sign!

(Are you sure it's not Elvis, though?)


10 Jan 02 - 02:23 PM (#625012)
Subject: RE: BS: Christ's face found in hamster nest!!!
From: Wolfgang

Take a picture and we'll believe you. Two prime examples of documented wonders: here or here.

Wolfgang


10 Jan 02 - 02:27 PM (#625014)
Subject: RE: BS: Christ's face found in hamster nest!!!
From: catspaw49

You're really cooking today Wolfgang! We need you at Joe's Stag Party!!!

Spaw


10 Jan 02 - 02:31 PM (#625019)
Subject: RE: BS: Christ's face found in hamster nest!!!
From: CarolC

I'm having a flashback to August and September of 2000. I think you might be thinking of an image of Christ's face that you saw in a crop circle, LH. This is where we came in, isn't it?

...back from the shadows again ...out where an injun's your friend ...where the vegetables are green, and you can pee into the stream (and that's important) ...we're back from the shadows again

Has anyone seen Godot?


10 Jan 02 - 02:32 PM (#625021)
Subject: RE: BS: Christ's face found in hamster nest!!!
From: Giac

Photograph it and sell it to one of the National Enquirer-types. Let's be practical about this, LH, your hamster could be sleeping on a fortune!

Hmmm, let's see. You could gently lift out the hamster (assuming it's sleeping form is not part of the vision), then spray the nest with some sort of acrylic stuff to preserve it in plaskit. Now, if the hamster IS part of the face, just spray the whole thing with acrylic, you can always get another hamster. (Leave me ALONE! I love animals, I'm just getting in the spirit here.)

I predict you can sell tickets and become as famous as the face on the fridge people. You could at least take a photo and post it som'ers so's we kin see it.

Now remember, this is my idea and if you use it, I get a cut (not of the hamster, you nit, the dough).

mary


10 Jan 02 - 02:37 PM (#625028)
Subject: RE: BS: Christ's face found in hamster nest!!!
From: Wolfgang

Face in a crop formation

Wolfgang


10 Jan 02 - 02:54 PM (#625040)
Subject: RE: BS: Christ's face found in hamster nest!!!
From: gnu

You've been eating the hamster food again, eh ? Why do think they run on the wheel... speed, man. Take a valium.


10 Jan 02 - 03:11 PM (#625054)
Subject: RE: BS: Christ's face found in hamster nest!!!
From: Little Hawk

Okay, several problems here...

You cannot "gently lift" a sleeping hamster without most likely getting bitten! Anyway, it would ruin the image.

Being a person who is desperately eager to please everyone at all times, I feel obliged now to ask Pene to remove my silly thread, and then go out and get some fresh air and sunshine...but I can't, because other people have advised me to do otherwise! What to do...what to do...?

Giac - You've got some good ideas there.

I've just had a brainwave! I can keep the hamster somnolent by lowering the temperature in the house. Hamsters hibernate in cooler temperatures. I'm going to turn the furnace off and open all the windows. Be right back!

- LH


10 Jan 02 - 03:46 PM (#625094)
Subject: RE: BS: Christ's face found in hamster nest!!!
From: nutty

I can never understand how people know its the face of Christ and not the bloke down the street. Anyone here actually seen Christ????


10 Jan 02 - 03:56 PM (#625109)
Subject: RE: BS: Christ's face found in hamster nest!!!
From: Raptor

Little Hawk
You don't have a hamster!
It's time you cleaned you apartment.
Raptor


10 Jan 02 - 04:05 PM (#625119)
Subject: RE: BS: Christ's face found in hamster nest!!!
From: gnu

If you open all the windows and turn off the heat, you'd better eat a lot of that hamster food. Or get yourself a big wheel and start running.


10 Jan 02 - 05:06 PM (#625204)
Subject: RE: BS: Christ's face found in hamster nest!!!
From: Little Hawk

Raptor, what do you know? I do SO have a hamster in my care at this time, although I may not strictly be its "owner". Ya don't believe me, come on over and have a look at the little beast. (Raptor lives quite nearby...)

However, all this is minor in the light of a shocking new discovery...

I brought down some floodlights, so as to properly illuminate the cage for taking some really good photographs...and...and...

Well, to put it bluntly, in better light I see that it is not the face of Christ at all. It actually looks more like Wolfman Jack. Or maybe like my friend Mike Latter, before he got the hair and beard trimmed recently. Or it could be my great-grand-uncle Rudolph from Vienna...

At any rate, I don't think it's Jesus.

Nutty's words were prophetic. The dream is dead. The hamster can sleep undisturbed. This thread has run its tragic course, and I intend to go downtown and drown my sorrows (*sniff*). I coulda been a contender.

- LH


10 Jan 02 - 05:09 PM (#625208)
Subject: RE: BS: Christ's face found in hamster nest!!!
From: MMario

Raptor + Hamster doesn't sound like a good combination to me.


10 Jan 02 - 05:41 PM (#625240)
Subject: RE: BS: Christ's face found in hamster nest!!!
From: artbrooks

Heck with running on the wheel...close the windows and eat the hamster.


10 Jan 02 - 06:14 PM (#625268)
Subject: RE: BS: Christ's face found in hamster nest!!!
From: Little Hawk

Oh! You heartless beast....

- LH


10 Jan 02 - 06:31 PM (#625294)
Subject: RE: BS: Christ's face found in hamster nest!!!
From: wysiwyg

1. Put the hamster in a nice warm nestysnugglething-- ask Hess, she will know what I mean

2. Take the hamster WITH you and GO OUTSIDE

3. Rinse and spit.

love,

~Susan


10 Jan 02 - 06:37 PM (#625302)
Subject: RE: BS: Christ's face found in hamster nest!!!
From: Little Hawk

Wha-a-a-a-t....?

- LH


10 Jan 02 - 08:34 PM (#625430)
Subject: RE: BS: Christ's face found in hamster nest!!!
From: GUEST

Eat the nest while you recite

"This is the body..."


10 Jan 02 - 09:08 PM (#625458)
Subject: RE: BS: Christ's face found in hamster nest!!!
From: SINSULL

Maybe it's William Shatner with a beard? Or a dislocated rug????


10 Jan 02 - 09:36 PM (#625469)
Subject: RE: BS: Christ's face found in hamster nest!!!
From: wysiwyg

Just funnin' witchya.

~S~


10 Jan 02 - 09:57 PM (#625486)
Subject: RE: BS: Christ's face found in hamster nest!!!
From: Melani

Gee, LH, I was ready to take back all the terrible things I said about hamsters. And now you're telling me it's really Wolfman Jack??!! I'd better go check the rat cage right away.

Wolfgang, I too once had a mystical experience similar to the ones in the links you provided, when I saw the face of Marilyn Monroe miraculously appear on a hillside. Imagine my disappointment upon discovering that it was created by an artist with sacks of fertilizer, causing the grass to grow in darker green.


10 Jan 02 - 10:19 PM (#625497)
Subject: RE: BS: Christ's face found in hamster nest!!!
From: Little Hawk

SINSULL - That is so spooky! I actually thought of saying that it appeared like William Shatner with a beard, but didn't get around to it for some reason! No kidding. Either you are getting quite psychic...or maybe it really is an image of Shatner! That could be priceless, absolutely priceless...I'm off to check the cage and confirm it!

- LH


10 Jan 02 - 10:22 PM (#625501)
Subject: RE: BS: Christ's face found in hamster nest!!!
From: Little Hawk

Damn! The hamster is now awake, and what's left of the image looks like William Shatner, with a beard, and a huge hole in the middle of his face with a grooming hamster in the middle of it.

Horrifying.

Let's just let this thing die a quiet death right now.

- LH


10 Jan 02 - 10:33 PM (#625504)
Subject: RE: BS: Christ's face found in hamster nest!!!
From: Ebbie

hhhahaha


10 Jan 02 - 10:51 PM (#625512)
Subject: RE: BS: Christ's face found in hamster nest!!!
From: Little Hawk

I just noticed...SHATNER and HAMSTER are virtual anagrams of one another! Only one letter different. Gosh. There's some kind of deep mystery afoot here, something with powerful spiritual significance, and I am not going to rest until I find out what it is...

S H A T N E R
H A M S T E R

Scary. I get chills just looking at it.

- LH


10 Jan 02 - 11:40 PM (#625532)
Subject: RE: BS: Christ's face found in hamster nest!!!
From: wysiwyg

To boldly go where no one cares to go...

~William Shatmer


11 Jan 02 - 01:11 AM (#625571)
Subject: RE: BS: Christ's face found in hamster nest!!!
From: hesperis

"To boldly bite where no one ever bit before!"
~Selkie on the importance of food

"To boldly roam where no one roamed before..."
~Sweetie on the importance of exercise

Are you SURE it wasn't Christ's face? After all, as someone way at the beginning of the thread pointed out, we don't really know what Christ looked like...

Maybe it was Sri Aurobindo's face?


11 Jan 02 - 02:19 AM (#625596)
Subject: RE: BS: Christ's face found in hamster nest!!!
From: Liz the Squeak

So THAT's where Bin Laden was hiding.....

LTS


11 Jan 02 - 08:42 AM (#625687)
Subject: RE: BS: Christ's face found in hamster nest!!!
From: Raptor

MMario
Be Nice or go elsewhere!
Little Hawk
Phone my wife you guys can talk about rodentia care!
Raptor


11 Jan 02 - 09:09 AM (#625714)
Subject: RE: BS: Christ's face found in hamster nest!!!
From: SINSULL

Shatner = He rants
Hamster = He smart
A hidden message????


11 Jan 02 - 12:34 PM (#625852)
Subject: RE: BS: Christ's face found in hamster nest!!!
From: Little Hawk

LOL!

- LH


11 Jan 02 - 12:43 PM (#625858)
Subject: RE: BS: Christ's face found in hamster nest!!!
From: Murray MacLeod

I just noticed...LITTLE HAWK and HALF WITTED are virtual anagrams of one another! Only two letters different. Gosh. There's some kind of deep mystery afoot here, something with powerful spiritual significance, and I am not going to rest until I find out what it is...

L I T T L E H A W K H A L F W I T T E D

Scary. I get chills just looking at it.

Murray


11 Jan 02 - 12:45 PM (#625862)
Subject: RE: BS: Christ's face found in hamster nest!!!
From: Murray MacLeod

I just noticed...LITTLE HAWK and HALF WITTED are virtual anagrams of one another! Only two letters different. Gosh. There's some kind of deep mystery afoot here, something with powerful spiritual significance, and I am not going to rest until I find out what it is...

L I T T L E H A W K
H A L F W I T T E D

Scary. I get chills just looking at it.

Murray


11 Jan 02 - 12:50 PM (#625867)
Subject: RE: BS: Christ's face found in hamster nest!!!
From: Little Hawk

You can say that again, Murray! :-)

- LH


11 Jan 02 - 12:57 PM (#625872)
Subject: RE: BS: Christ's face found in hamster nest!!!
From: Murray MacLeod

I didn't really want to say it again ! LOL !

Murray


11 Jan 02 - 01:32 PM (#625894)
Subject: RE: BS: Christ's face found in hamster nest!!!
From: Bill D

....so, what ELSE is there to do during these looooonnnngggg winter days in Orillia when there are no aliens landing and it's too cold to stomp out a few crop circles? (jello wrestling seems not to be a real option..*grin*)


11 Jan 02 - 04:46 PM (#626046)
Subject: RE: BS: Christ's face found in hamster nest!!!
From: gnu

Pick & Rick ? One letter. Pick & Mick ? One letter. Banjo & Banjer... this is spooky. Virtually the "Deal w/ the Devil" thread if you ask me.


11 Jan 02 - 05:29 PM (#626076)
Subject: RE: BS: Christ's face found in hamster nest!!!
From: Mark Cohen

Carol--Firesign, too? This is getting really freaky, sweetie.

Aloha,
Mark
(still looking for the old Same place)


14 Jan 02 - 09:01 PM (#628051)
Subject: RE: BS: Christ's face found in hamster nest!!!
From: hesperis

"....so, what ELSE is there to do during these looooonnnngggg winter days in Orillia"

I don't know if you've ever heard of bundling? (j/k)


14 Jan 02 - 09:20 PM (#628065)
Subject: RE: BS: Christ's face found in hamster nest!!!
From: CarolC

Mark,

but of course...

(...but I'm late for the philatelist club)