Lyr Add: Mama Told Me Not to Chew (parody)

15 Jan 02 - 08:06 PM (#628686)
Subject: Momma Told Me Not To Chew
From: Jack the Sailor

Momma Told Me I Should Chew

Momma Told Me I Should Chew
Momma Told Me I Should Chew
She said that is the thing you should do, George.
that is the thing you should do

Well I was sittin eating pretzels and enjoying the game.
When a stange thing went and happed I won't never be the same.
A nasty little pretzel it went down the wrong way
And Osama bin Ladin ain't the one to blame.

Momma Told Me I Should Chew
Momma Told Me I Should Chew
She said that is the thing you should do, Dub you Hoo.
that is the thing you should do

I woke up on the carpet the dogs were staring at me
Didn't bark for secret service like ole Lassie
It made kind wonder about conspiracy
These dogs can't be trusted maybe they are Peking ese

Momma Told Me I Should Chew
Momma Told Me I Should Chew
She said that is the thing you should do, Son.
that is the thing you should do

Got brusies on my cheekbone abrasions on my lip
The cameras zooming now for another photo clip
Its really quite annoying such a total gyp
It looks like I've been drinking when all I did was slip.

Momma Told Me I Should Chew
Momma Told Me I Should Chew
She said that is the thing you should do, Son.
that is the thing you should do

Momma told me momma told me momma told me....

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15 Jan 02 - 08:11 PM (#628689)
Subject: Lyr Add:Momma Told Me Not To Chew
From: Sorcha

pPutting an Add in the box......see above.

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16 Jan 02 - 01:12 AM (#628835)
Subject: RE: Momma Told Me Not To Chew
From: Chris Amos

He should have known better than to do two things at once,watching TV and eating, come on.

C

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16 Jan 02 - 01:54 AM (#628840)
Subject: RE: Momma Told Me Not To Chew
From: Rustic Rebel

He forgot to chew, now he's turnin' blue Seeing fog, and stares from the dog. It was all to clear, if he had a beer the pretzel wouldn't have clogged and George wouldn't have fogged.

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16 Jan 02 - 01:30 PM (#629090)
Subject: RE: Momma Told Me Not To Chew
From: Charley Noble

How about reworking this one to the old country heart throb "Mama Tried." Just think Cheney was just a pretzel away from becoming President, or was it a dog's breath away?

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16 Jan 02 - 01:41 PM (#629093)
Subject: RE: Momma Told Me Not To Chew
From: Charley Noble

How about reworking this one to the old country heart throb "Mama Tried." Just think Cheney was just a pretzel away from becoming President, or was it a dog's breath away?

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16 Jan 02 - 01:43 PM (#629094)
Subject: RE: Momma Told Me Not To Chew
From: Charley Noble

McGrath beat me to "a pretzel away" in the other thread.:-(

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16 Jan 02 - 02:00 PM (#629101)
Subject: RE: Momma Told Me Not To Chew
From: swirlygirl

amazing how a right wing looney can command so much of everyone's interest...

:)

xxx

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