29 Jan 02 - 03:53 PM (#638120) Subject: Interim Song Challenge! No. 1 From: Genie Kat says she's sure Áine wouldn't mind an "INTERIM SONG CHALLENGE!" while she recuperates, and this one, I think, needs a timely response. (I don't feel qualified to give out B.L.O.B.s and Cow Chips, but you Challenge!rs can hand out giggles and kudos to each other, and maybe sometime after she returns, the Goddess will award the Cow Chips, etc. Genie --------------------------------- Interim Song Challenge! Blind Justice, fine. Naked Truth, fine. Naked Justice? No Way!! From ABCNews.com Attorney General John Ashcroft appears under the Spirit of Justice statue. (Joe Marquette/AP Photo)
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29 Jan 02 - 03:58 PM (#638123) Subject: RE: Interim Song Challenge! No. 1 From: Genie Well, Kat and I both tried the clicky and it tells you the page is not available. But a few minutes ago, I cut the html address below and pasted it into my browser, and it took me to the ABCNews.com website with the photo of Ashcroft giving his press conference right below Minnie Lou's voluptuous nakedness, so try the cut and paste. http://abcnews.go.com/sections/us/HallsOfJustice/hallsofjustice.html
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29 Jan 02 - 04:10 PM (#638132) Subject: RE: Interim Song Challenge! No. 1 From: MMario If you knew old Minnie Lou, Then you'd know why I feel blue My Minnie, oh my Minnie Lou They've draped you, girl, is it true? Minnie Lou, Minnie Lou, Minnie Lou! Oh, The Great Hall still yearns for you Oh Minnie, my Minnie Lou I love you,yes, your breast too! Minnie Lou, Minnie Lou Minnie Lou Picture pretty, nekkid titty Minnie Lou Ph Minnie - Oh my Minnie Lou! |
29 Jan 02 - 04:15 PM (#638137) Subject: RE: Interim Song Challenge! No. 1 From: Genie LOL, MMario! Thanks for starting us out with such a good one! Genie |
29 Jan 02 - 04:20 PM (#638140) Subject: RE: Interim Song Challenge! No. 1 From: Murray MacLeod Two right tits .... Murray |
29 Jan 02 - 04:27 PM (#638151) Subject: RE: Interim Song Challenge! No. 1 From: Amos ..don't make a thong! |
29 Jan 02 - 04:50 PM (#638165) Subject: RE: Interim Song Challenge! No. 1 From: Amos Actually I think this is grounds for a suit on Consittutional grounds. The Temple of theGolden Globes as long considered this statue as an icon. Like many religous groups we occasionally resort to such material representations as a substitute for direct contact with the objects of our religous reverence, usually because the real thing is temporarily out of reach for whatever reason. I am in touch with several of the touchy-feely types who serve as Deacons for the Temple to see how they would feel, or be touched by, the prospect of filing such a legal action. This is as bad as building oil wells on ancient burying grounds!! So far, all they have responded is the usual Temple dogma -- "Our cups runneth over!". "To stare is human, two mammaries, divine...." and so on. But they are veterans of sticking to the curves and have a very upfront attitude, so i am sure they will see the reason of my proposal, if they don't get completely unhooked first. They're a touchy lot, as I say. A
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29 Jan 02 - 05:50 PM (#638197) Subject: RE: Interim Song Challenge! No. 1 From: katlaughing LMAO, Amos! From one Golden Globe-r...I say SUE!! Genie, I tried fixing the link, every which way, but for some reason the complete addy, in the link, is not translating to the browser bar. Very strange, anyway, thanks for starting this and for posting the URL! |
29 Jan 02 - 06:09 PM (#638212) Subject: RE: Interim Song Challenge! No. 1 From: Amos Ashcroft Drapes History might work.... |
29 Jan 02 - 07:01 PM (#638251) Subject: RE: Interim Song Challenge! No. 1 From: CapriUni Yup, Amos. That time it worked (for me, anyway). But the picture was too durn dark to see anything of Minnie Lou! :::Durn, durn, durn!!::: What I want to know is: How did the Spirit of Justice get the name "Minnie Lou"? And who were the "some" who called her that ?? And while Ashcroft is a Christian conservative, there are religions that see nakedness as sacred. Our own Goddess, as a matter of fact, may be in the process of converting to such a religion, herself ... ;-) Maybe we should get Áine into posistion of Atterny General... |
29 Jan 02 - 07:16 PM (#638266) Subject: RE: Interim Song Challenge! No. 1 From: Genie Yeah, Kat, I know you can't clickify that addy and get it to work, but cutting and pasting it works for me every time. Genie Amos, like Minnie Lou, you're in great form! |
29 Jan 02 - 07:26 PM (#638274) Subject: RE: Interim Song Challenge! No. 1 From: CraigS Hello, Minnie Lou, Goodbye tit The Attorney General covered up that bit The scales of justice were somewhat on the tilt But at least he didn't make you wear a kilt! |
29 Jan 02 - 09:03 PM (#638360) Subject: RE: Interim Song Challenge! No. 1 From: McGrath of Harlow The Naked Hymn of the Republic.
They want to cover up the statues,
There's a statue in the Great Hall,
It could be that democracy is going down the pan -
The Suits all say the statue makes them look so over dressed,
When Bill Clinton was the President it never would have done,
But now that Bush is resident, he tries to cover up it all,
They will cover up the statues,
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29 Jan 02 - 09:40 PM (#638377) Subject: RE: Interim Song Challenge! No. 1 From: CapriUni Love it, McGrath! |
29 Jan 02 - 10:33 PM (#638420) Subject: RE: Interim Song Challenge! No. 1 From: Mark Cohen THE BREAST OF JUSTICE Hello Justice my old friend They're trying to cover you again Because John Ashcroft softly weeping Saw the photographs of his meeting And your proud metallic gleam in the flashing light Gave him a fright It was the Breast of Justice Remember back in '34 They placed you on the marble floor Like a beacon in the dark you shone Like a goddess on a heav'nly throne And for years and years you proudly stood and glared At all who dared To hide the Breast of Justice While the people bowed and prayed To other gods whose games they played You alone held up this warning To the ones whose fears were forming And you told them, "Justice will prevail, though the prudes of any shape May throw a drape Across the Breast of Justice" "Fools," you said, "You do not know This metal skin is only show While you beat your breast in anguished pose Because you happen to see mine exposed Do you think that a few yards of cloth will set you free? Don't you see? This is the Breast of Justice" In every corner of the land Wherever Justice takes a stand Putting curtains up to hide the light Will only make the truth burn twice as bright And our eyes will behold the heart of liberty Beating free Within the Breast of Justice (I think I got a little carried away here...) Aloha, Mark
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29 Jan 02 - 11:30 PM (#638455) Subject: RE: Interim Song Challenge! No. 1 From: Genie Wow, McGrath! What an exposé! I especially like: "They want to cover up the statues, cover up the naughty bits, They want to cover up the naked limbs, the Torso and the Tits, Like they cover up the hole behind where justice sometimes sits, They want to cover up the truth once more." and
"It could be that democracy is going down the pan - They'd wrap a blanket round the Truth, they'll do it if they can,
You, too, Mark. What're ya tryin' to do, be profound or sumpin'?
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29 Jan 02 - 11:59 PM (#638470) Subject: RE: Interim Song Challenge! No. 1 From: Amos GENTLEMEN, MY HAT IS OFF. YOU ARE PROFOUNDLY FINE!! A (and my caps ock key is a profound pain in the butt!) |
30 Jan 02 - 06:09 AM (#638561) Subject: RE: Interim Song Challenge! No. 1 From: GUEST Good on you McGrath, Hitting the nail on the head and with style. Bin O`Leary. |
30 Jan 02 - 07:28 AM (#638571) Subject: RE: Interim Song Challenge! No. 1 From: Aidan Crossey Jaysus! I've come over all allegorical! Apologies to Thomas Moore … The harp that once through Tara's halls The soul of music shed Now hangs as mute on Tara's walls As if that soul were fled And beauty caught in jet and jade No longer on display But the veil will not their beauty fade Nor the drape their charms decay No more to chiefs and ladies bright The harp of Tara swells; The chord alone that breaks at night Its tale of ruin tells. The works that those before us made Will last when we are dust The veil will not their beauty fade Though fade our beauty must The harp that once through Tara's halls Was plucked by Tara's bards Now mutely hangs on Tara's walls And the minstrel has been barred The artists who used tint and stone To conjure works sublime With the wind away've been blown With those who fashion rhymes And now in Tara's marble halls We're deafened by the sound That echoes off her warble walls – A silence so profound And grim we are in Tara's courts And grey and hard and cold And Tara has become a fort When once it was a fold |
30 Jan 02 - 07:36 AM (#638575) Subject: RE: Interim Song Challenge! No. 1 From: Aidan Crossey Spot the deliberate (as if!) mistake in the last verse ... "marble walls" has somehow (i.e. through my cack-fistedness) become "warble walls". An interesting concept ... but not on this particular occasion!
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30 Jan 02 - 08:21 AM (#638582) Subject: RE: Interim Song Challenge! No. 1 From: GUEST Positively purrs. Derryadd Sam |
30 Jan 02 - 09:41 AM (#638628) Subject: RE: Interim Song Challenge! No. 1 From: MMario good stuff guys! |
30 Jan 02 - 09:46 AM (#638634) Subject: RE: Interim Song Challenge! No. 1 From: Charley Noble Brilliant! I'd still like to see an image of "justice draped." A grandfather of mine stirred up a similar controversy back in the 1930's with his "Spirit of the Dance" originally displayed in the Rockafeller Plaza skating rink. She was subsequently shifted to the "Lady's Lounge" where she languishes till this day in her splendid nakedness. |
30 Jan 02 - 02:24 PM (#638788) Subject: RE: Interim Song Challenge! No. 1 From: CapriUni Thanks for telling us about that, Charley... I've never had a real desire to visit the Rockefeller skating rink, until now, that is! |
30 Jan 02 - 03:34 PM (#638841) Subject: RE: Interim Song Challenge! No. 1 From: Genie Update: Apparently Ashcroft's office is now denying that he himself had anything to do with the installation of the drapes or even knew about it. Sure. So I guess it could now be the mystery of "Who Draped Minnie Lou?" (It was a woman in his office -- I forgot her title -- who actually ordered it done. The question is, why would she take it upon herself to do it if the action was not at least tacitly agreed to by her boss?) Whoever dun it, the Spirit Of Justice, after being fit for viewing since 1934, is now considered either too indecent or too distracting to continue to be seen during press conferences.) Genie |
30 Jan 02 - 03:45 PM (#638850) Subject: RE: Interim Song Challenge! No. 1 From: Amos Evidently the notion that Justice could be vulnerable in any way, or even sensitive, is anathema to certain Administrations. A |
31 Jan 02 - 03:48 PM (#639491) Subject: RE: Interim Song Challenge! No. 1 From: McGrath of Harlow I suppose it was this kind of thinking that explains why the French were so tactful when they gave New York the Statue of Liberty, and made sure to have her fully dressed. Imagine if she'd been a bit nekkid... |
31 Jan 02 - 08:56 PM (#639688) Subject: RE: Interim Song Challenge! No. 1 From: CapriUni McGrath -- The main difference between Lady Liberty and the Spirit of Justice, of course, is that the Lady is holding up a torch. If I were in her place, I'd want to be covered, too, in case a spark landed on a sensitive area. It's the same reason I'd want to wear clothes if I were frying bacon...
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24 Feb 02 - 01:35 AM (#656600) Subject: RE: Interim Song Challenge! No. 1 From: Genie I've thought of a good song for this Challenge!, but I don't have much of it, lyrics-wise.
I think it's Loretta Lynn who sang, "If You're Lookin' At Me, You're Lookin' At Country." Well, how about John Ashcroft singing Genie |
02 May 02 - 04:15 AM (#702687) Subject: RE: Interim Song Challenge! No. 1 From: GUEST,Justin Observer This is making the forwarding rounds. It was sent by a woman in Washington who had the great pleasure of hearing the following letter read by the author at this year's In Celebration of the Muse, Cabrillo College. She was the highlight of the evening [for many]. The author is a woman of 60+ years, conservatively dressed and obviously quite talented. An Open Letter to John Ashcroft, Attorney General Of The United States On January 28, 2002, Attorney General John Ashcroft announced that he spent $8,000 of taxpayers' money to cover up the exposed breast of The Spirit of Justice, an 18 foot aluminum statue of a woman that stands in the Department of Justice's Hall of Justice. John, John, John, you've got your priorities all wrong. While men fly airplanes into skyscrapers, dive bomb the Pentagon; while they stick explosives into their shoes and then book a seat right next to us; while they hide knives in their luggage, steal kids on school buses, take little girls from their beds at night, drive trucks into our state capital buildings; while our president calls dangerous men all over the world evildoers and devils; while we live in the threat of biological warfare, nuclear destruction, annihilation: you are out buying yardage to save Americans from the appalling, alarming, abominable aluminum alloy of evil, that terrible ten foot tittie. You might not be able to find Bin Laden but you sure as hell found the hooter in the Hall of Justice. It's not that we aren't grateful but while we were begging the women of Afghanistan not to cover up their faces, you are begging your staff members to just cover up that nipple to save the American people from that monstrous metal mammary. How can we ever thank you? So, in your office every morning in your secret prayer meeting, while an American woman is sexually assaulted every six seconds, while anthrax floats around the post office and settles in the chest of senior citizens, you've got another chest on your mind. While American sons arrive home in body bags and heat seeking missiles fly around a foreign country looking for any warm body, you think of another body. And you pray for the biggest bra in the world, John, because you see that breast on the spirit of justice in the spirit of your own inhibited sexuality. And when we women see our grandmothers, our mothers, our daughters, our granddaughters, our sisters, ourselves, when we women see that statue, the Spirit of Justice, we see the spirit of strength, the spirit of survival. While every day we view innocent bodies dragged out of rubble and women and children laid out like thin limp dolls and baptized into death as collateral damage and the hollow-eyed Afghani mother's milk has dried up underneath her burka in famine in shame and her children are dead at her breast; While you look at that breast, John, that jug on the Spirit of Justice, and deal with your thoughts of lust and sex and nakedness, we see it as a testimony to motherhood. And you see it as a tit. It's not the money it cost, it's the message you send. We've got the right to live in freedom, we've got the right to cheat Americans out of millions of dollars and then just not want to tell Congress about it. We've got the right to drop bombs night and day on a small country that has no army, no navy, no military at all, because we've got the right to bear arms. But we'd just better not even think about the right to bare breasts. So now, John, you can be photographed while you stand there and talk about guns and bombs and poisons without the breast appearing over your right shoulder, without that bodacious bosom bothering you and we just wanted to tell you in the spirit of justice, in the spirit of truth JOHN, THERE IS STILL ONE VERY BIG BOOB LEFT STANDING THERE IN THAT PICTURE. Speech given by Clair Braz-Valentine |
05 May 02 - 03:19 AM (#704612) Subject: RE: Interim Song Challenge! No. 1 From: Genie A friend forwarded me this observation that someone made about our Attorney General: Ashcroft should be charged with "statutory drape." Genie |
05 May 02 - 11:10 AM (#704734) Subject: RE: Interim Song Challenge! No. 1 From: Uncle_DaveO This is a three-dimensional equivalent of book-burning! Dave Oesterreich |
05 May 02 - 11:33 AM (#704744) Subject: RE: Interim Song Challenge! No. 1 From: Amos Well, it's a deep-seated Darwinian thing -- a second rate boob goes psycho at the site of a better boob -- competitive instinct, ya know.... The Tactile Ascended Masters of the Temple of the Golden Globe are planning a lawsuit on grounds of infringement of the free practice of religion, but the lawyers are saying it will be terribly expensive, so I am open to donations for the "Uncover the Boob" fund. We are also planning a giant (Two Million Boobs) march on Washington on the same theme, and we are trying to get a couple of thousand lactating volunteers to march in the front rows, for effect... but we have to pull it off in the warm weather.
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05 May 02 - 11:38 AM (#704747) Subject: RE: Interim Song Challenge! No. 1 From: Sorcha Master, you need to co-ordinate this with World Topless Day........ |
05 May 02 - 03:43 PM (#704847) Subject: RE: Interim Song Challenge! No. 1 From: Amos Thanks, Sorch; as a deeply religious member of the Temple, you make me feel touched by an angel!! :>) A |
10 May 02 - 10:41 AM (#708158) Subject: RE: Interim Song Challenge! No. 1 From: The Admiral I'm only bringing this back to light of day to cheer up Dave Guest! |