30 Jan 02 - 04:55 PM (#638893) Subject: Plastic Jesus From: RangerSteve I don't want the words to Plastic Jesus, but I was wondering if it's a parody of another song, and does anyone have the lyrics to the original. Paul Newman sang a non-parody sounding verse in Cool Hand Luke and that's what got me thinking about this. |
30 Jan 02 - 05:18 PM (#638905) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Plastic Jesus From: catspaw49 Try these threads: That ought to do it I think. Spaw |
30 Jan 02 - 07:29 PM (#638987) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Plastic Jesus From: wysiwyg Spaw, that makes you now the official tender of "Plastic Jesus" threads. I applaud your monumental effort! Thanks! ~Susan *G* |
30 Jan 02 - 07:41 PM (#638989) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Plastic Jesus From: Desdemona You know, you can have your very OWN Plastic Jesus: a friend of mine gave me a Jesus Action Figure for Christmas, appropriately enough. He has fully poseable arms and "super gliding action"!!! |
30 Jan 02 - 07:51 PM (#638996) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Plastic Jesus From: catspaw49 Yeah........like, what a dubious honor!
On my dash there sits St. Chris Spaw |
30 Jan 02 - 07:54 PM (#639000) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Plastic Jesus From: Desdemona And don't forget my favourite (though possibly apocryphal) verse: When I'm goin' fornicatin I got my ceramic Satan Sinnin' on the dashboard of my Winnebago Motor Home The women know I'm on the level Thanks to the wild-eyed stoneware devil Ridin' on the dashboard of my Winnebago Motor Home Sneerin' from the dashboard of my Winnebago Motor Home Leering from the dashboard of my van |
30 Jan 02 - 09:08 PM (#639036) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Plastic Jesus From: wysiwyg At our BiLo (grocery) market we were amused last night to see 6" tall plastic Jesus AND Mary, plug-in nightlights, for that reassuring internal eternal glow. Only thing was, the plugs were mounted so they'd be set on sideways-- upright OK, but not straight lookin' atcha, jes' looming sideways. Now I wish I bought a pair to auction and award to Spaw. Shall I??? To recognize him as Keeper of the Eternal Flame and All Plastic Jesus Threads? ~Susan |
30 Jan 02 - 10:54 PM (#639083) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Plastic Jesus From: Genie Then, there's also Plastic Moses Genie |
31 Jan 02 - 01:15 AM (#639168) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Plastic Jesus From: Haruo Armadillo, a retail store here in Seattle's Fremont District (the Quirky Artists' Republic at the Center of the Universe, from which the artists have pretty much all fled now) had plastic Jesus action figures prominently displayed in its window until, a few weeks ago, it went out of business. If somebody wants one, PM me, I may be able to track down the inventory. Liland |
31 Jan 02 - 09:41 AM (#639309) Subject: RE: Info Req: Plastic Jesus From: mack/misophist I was living in the Bible belt when the song came out. The versions allowed on the radio were definitly NOT tongue in cheek. Them people take that stuff seriously. |
31 Jan 02 - 10:56 AM (#639365) Subject: RE: Info Req: Plastic Jesus From: M.Ted We have the Mary nite lite--you can change the plug position to accomadate the direction of your outlet--it makes a nice change from secular nite lites-- |
31 Jan 02 - 02:58 PM (#639452) Subject: RE: Info Req: Plastic Jesus From: wysiwyg I lacked faith! ~S~ |
01 Feb 02 - 09:34 AM (#640001) Subject: RE: Info Req: Plastic Jesus From: guinnesschik At the major auto parts chain here in D/FW, we have vanilla scented plastic Holy Mothers. Why vanilla? |
02 Feb 02 - 09:23 AM (#640564) Subject: RE: Info Req: Plastic Jesus From: bill\sables During the "Great Mudcat Adventure" when Allan C and I traveled around the USA we tried everywhere to get a plastic Jesus for the car without any success. Still never got one. We tried also for a "Barlo Knife" and couldn't find that either but Allan did eventualy get one and sent it to me. Bill |
02 Feb 02 - 10:30 AM (#640591) Subject: RE: Info Req: Plastic Jesus From: Jim Dixon When I was growing up in St. Louis, MO, on the fringe of the Italian neighborhood called The Hill (or sometimes by a more vulgar term) you could always tell which cars were owned by Catholics by the little plastic statues on the dashboard. They weren't always of Jesus. There could also be Mary, Joseph, St. Anthony, or several others. Sometimes one car would have 2 or 3 of theses statues. You can order your very own plastic Jesus from Catholic Supply of St. Louis. Look for "PLASTIC STATUARY- non-colored" near the bottom of the page. The web site doesn't say whether they come with an adhesive patch for easy dashboard mounting, but I wouldn't be surprised. |
02 Feb 02 - 03:19 PM (#640805) Subject: RE: Info Req: Plastic Jesus From: John MacKenzie "Why vanilla" Because it's the capital of the Phillipines of course, and as we all know it is a predominently catholic country. Mea culpa....Giok |