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BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con

07 Feb 02 - 08:38 PM (#644915)
Subject: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con
From: Little Hawk

Okay, here's a question that seriously needs answering. What is sexier on a man, chest hair or no chest hair? You've got movies like the Austin Powers series portraying a shaggy-chested hero, as if this was something desirable. Is it? I think not, but what do you think?

You've got Sean Connery, just slightly less hairy than the average gorilla...considered very sexy by any number of people.

Then you've got William Shatner...the ultimate interstellar stud muffin of all time...a virtually hairless chest so virile that, that...words fail me...

And so the debate rages on...what's sexier? Lots of chest hair, some chest hair, very little chest hair, or no chest hair at all?

Feel free to opinionate all about it on this thread.

Comments about Major Tom do not belong here, Spaw, so just don't.

- LH


07 Feb 02 - 08:47 PM (#644919)
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From: catspaw49

Major Tom, like William Shatner, had hair growing on his palms...........What a pair of wankers.........

Spaw


07 Feb 02 - 08:48 PM (#644920)
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con
From: Justa Picker

Chest hair(s): good
Back hair(s): bad

(...now where are those damn hedge trimmers???!!!)


07 Feb 02 - 08:48 PM (#644921)
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con
From: GUEST,khandu

If Shatner has no chest hair, then the choice is obvious...no chest hair. After, The Great One is the setter of standards!

khandu


07 Feb 02 - 08:49 PM (#644923)
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con
From: GUEST,khandu

If Shatner has no chest hair, then the choice is obvious...no chest hair. After all, The Great One is the setter of standards!

khandu


07 Feb 02 - 08:50 PM (#644926)
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con
From: Amergin

yawn


07 Feb 02 - 08:55 PM (#644928)
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con
From: Little Hawk

You can say that again, Khandu... :-)

You don't fool me for a minute, Amergin. How could anyone fail to be fascinated by this controversy?

- LH


07 Feb 02 - 09:04 PM (#644933)
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From: Amos

Very easily, L'il Hack! :>)

A


07 Feb 02 - 09:07 PM (#644935)
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con
From: Little Hawk

You don't fool me either, Amouse. :-) Speaking of which, where is Mousethief these days? Oops, thread drift...

- LH


07 Feb 02 - 09:10 PM (#644936)
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con
From: catspaw49

Why not explain all the psychological and sociological reasons to all of us Hawk? Write out all the pros and cons based on various cultures around the world over the past 500 years and post the whole thing here. I know we'd all be bored fuckin' stiff very interested in your thoughts. Shave your palms and get started.

Spaw


07 Feb 02 - 09:15 PM (#644940)
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con
From: Little Hawk

Don't tempt me...

- LH


07 Feb 02 - 09:17 PM (#644941)
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con
From: catspaw49

Aw c'mon Hawk......PLEASE? Go ahead and shave that palm hair and go for it.

Spaw


07 Feb 02 - 09:24 PM (#644945)
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con
From: Little Hawk

I won't. You've hurt my feelings. I am giving you the silent treatment. This post is a figment of your imagination.

- LH


07 Feb 02 - 09:34 PM (#644949)
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con
From: wysiwyg

Well I always kinda liked the hair but Hardi didn't care for it, so out of consideration I shaved it off.

~S~


07 Feb 02 - 09:46 PM (#644957)
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con
From: Little Hawk

I was wondering when someone would say something like that...

- LH


07 Feb 02 - 09:54 PM (#644964)
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con
From: wysiwyg

I couldn't believe it had not already been said.

Jes' goes to show they's a place fer a girl when you mens starts you pissin' contests.

~S~


07 Feb 02 - 11:01 PM (#645004)
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con
From: Lyrical Lady

It don't much matter to me one way or the other ...if ya likes someone ...then ya takes them as they come...leastwise, that's how I sees it.

LL


07 Feb 02 - 11:10 PM (#645011)
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con
From: 53

Why do you want to know?


07 Feb 02 - 11:22 PM (#645022)
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con
From: Catherine Jayne

Chest hair!!!!! now then talking from the female perspective on this rather delicate subject...........I find a slight covering of chest hair on my men to be quite attractive unlike the amazon rainforest that happens to be growing on our flatulant house mate chris. And I hasten to add that I only know this because he parades himself around the house in his boxer shorts.........nice if you like that sort of thing. Jez is less picky and said that she just likes men in general!!!!! What more can I say??????

catsPHiddle and Jez


07 Feb 02 - 11:39 PM (#645035)
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con
From: 53

That's very interesting.


08 Feb 02 - 01:59 AM (#645101)
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con
From: CarolC

I think the question everyone really wants answered is whether or not Captain Janeway has hair on her chest. Or back, for that matter. What do you think LH?

(btw. I've volunteered you to go on a road trip to Newfoundland with Jack the Sailor, gnu, and me this coming summer on little john cameron's "Buddy Wasisname" thread. Are you in or out?)


08 Feb 02 - 07:14 AM (#645205)
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con
From: GUEST,guest

God's trick..I have a thicket of chest hair. Some of them are 4 or 5 inches long, also my back is a forest.If i could pull the back hair over my head I'd have a head of hair instead of the current billiard ball! (My wife loves every hair!)


08 Feb 02 - 07:47 AM (#645213)
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con
From: GUEST,swirlygirl

Chest hair's fine as long as you don't find odd things in it...

Really it doesn't matter. I'm not particularly hung up on follicle things...

:)

xxx


08 Feb 02 - 08:07 AM (#645224)
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con
From: Morticia

Ask Liz the Squeak.....she has as luxurious a growth as anyone could wish for *BG*.


08 Feb 02 - 08:09 AM (#645225)
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con
From: Murray MacLeod

I don't find this thread boring in the least, well done LH.

I do think however that it could profitably be expanded to encompass the question of whether any men find body hair on women attractive.

Some men must do, or at any rate not be totally turned off. I have a very close female friend who shaves neither her legs nor her armpits, yet she has always had a boyfriend in tow, as far back as I can remember.

I assume this refusal to depilate is some kind of political stance (she is rather radical). Or maybe she is just making sure that I never hit on her ....

Murray


08 Feb 02 - 08:16 AM (#645228)
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con
From: GUEST,swirlygirl

Well my bikini line's not too fuzz free at the moment after a bad wax and the wax was so bad I'm considering leaving it!

It's a pain in the ass all this shaving, depliating and waxing. When i have money I'm going for laser treatment...

:)

xxx


08 Feb 02 - 09:11 AM (#645262)
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con
From: artbrooks

Well, herself thinks that anyone who can be concerned about secondary, or mabe tertiary, sexual characteristics needs to seriously think about getting a life.

I, on the other hand, think that ANYONE who believes that ANYTHING could make William Shatner sexy has forfeited any chance of getting a life.


08 Feb 02 - 09:18 AM (#645270)
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con
From: Murray MacLeod

I would ventire to suggest, Art, that the women who shave are precisely the ones who do have a life.

Murray


08 Feb 02 - 10:13 AM (#645300)
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con
From: SharonA

Oh, yeah, chest hair is sexy! The more, the better. Bring on the fur!


08 Feb 02 - 11:02 AM (#645338)
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con
From: Kim C

It all depends on the man. ;-)


08 Feb 02 - 11:54 AM (#645371)
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con
From: Catherine Jayne

Well I have to say that I keep my bush to a small shrubbery.......neat and tidy.......not a right lot there down below.........just how I like it and just how me men like it!!! Jez says that it should be kept neat and tidy not to let it take over like the amazon rainforest........we think that spiders legs and thighbrows look very unsightly. All women should also shave underarm hair!!!!

I have to say that I went through a spate of waxing my bikini line and found that I walked like John Wayne......not reccomended for the faint at heart!!!!!

All the best catsPHiddle and Jez


08 Feb 02 - 11:55 AM (#645372)
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con
From: Catherine Jayne

Well I have to say that I keep my bush to a small shrubbery.......neat and tidy.......not a right lot there down below.........just how I like it and just how me men like it!!! Jez says that it should be kept neat and tidy not to let it take over like the amazon rainforest........we think that spiders legs and thighbrows look very unsightly. All women should also shave underarm hair!!!!

I have to say that I went through a spate of waxing my bikini line and found that I walked like John Wayne......not reccomended for the faint at heart!!!!!

All the best catsPHiddle and Jez


08 Feb 02 - 11:57 AM (#645373)
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con
From: Catherine Jayne

Well I have to say that I keep my bush to a small shrubbery.......neat and tidy.......not a right lot there down below.........just how I like it and just how me men like it!!! Jez says that it should be kept neat and tidy not to let it take over like the amazon rainforest........we think that spiders legs and thighbrows look very unsightly. All women should also shave underarm hair!!!!

I have to say that I went through a spate of waxing my bikini line and found that I walked like John Wayne......not reccomended for the faint at heart!!!!!

All the best catsPHiddle and Jez


08 Feb 02 - 11:58 AM (#645374)
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con
From: Murray MacLeod

Little Hawk, are you beginning to regret this yet?

Murray


08 Feb 02 - 12:03 PM (#645375)
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con
From: Little Hawk

GOOD line there, artbrooks! LOL! I'll have to remember that one.

Thanks, Murray!

53 - Come on! I can't be expected to reveal everything....

Hair on women's bodies? Well, I don't mind armpit hair at all...if I like the woman. I don't demand a bikini line from anyone. I am sort of bothered by mustaches on females, and other facial or chest hair I find a little disconcerting...but...if I liked her enough that probably wouldn't matter either.

Oh, and leg hair...again, fine, if I like the woman. In fact, it's preferable to bristles, cos it's softer.

Janeway? Hmmmmm. "To Boldly Go Where..." Naw, well, she's not really my type, I guess.

- LH


08 Feb 02 - 12:10 PM (#645383)
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con
From: catspaw49

Thank you Mortie for allowing me not to be the one to bring up the hairy chest of Liz! I believe there is a picture isn't there?

Didn't Ricky Nelson have a hit with "Please Mary Jane, Shave Your Legs?"

Spaw


08 Feb 02 - 12:27 PM (#645394)
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con
From: Murray MacLeod

From a quick Google search ...

".........It's one of several artifacts that round out the exhibit, included alongside such unique objects as a 1963 Alfred E. Neuman Model Kit, a 1987 MAD Squirting Stapler, and, most amusing of all, a 1962 MAD LP featuring such songs as "When My Pimples Turned to Dimples" and "Please, Betty Jane (Shave Your Legs!)." Alfred E. Neuman, rock star? In this MAD MAD MAD MAD world, anything's possible.

Murray


08 Feb 02 - 12:28 PM (#645396)
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con
From: Bill D

"He was only a Lavender cowboy
The hairs on his chest they were two.
He wanted to fight like the he-men,
And do as the he-men do."

...and, it goes on, by tring too hard to prove himself, he got himself killed..

"....he died with two six-guns a-blazin',
But only two hairs on his chest"

funny...a phrase in German pops into my head:
"Es compt mich nicht darauf an." It doesn't make any any difference to me

(I'd start a thread on whether and how how often to rotate yer tires...but I remember the condom thread!)


08 Feb 02 - 12:30 PM (#645397)
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con
From: catspaw49

Betty Jane....Mary Jane.........So I forgot......And let's face it Murray, using Ricky Nelson is more humorous then Alfred anyday, although they bore some resemblance.

Spaw (old Mad reader)


08 Feb 02 - 12:37 PM (#645401)
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con
From: Rustic Rebel

My mom used to say "drinking whiskey would put hair on my chest", so now I drink tequila. Rustic(hairless ((women-for Spaw))Rebel)


08 Feb 02 - 12:39 PM (#645402)
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con
From: Murray MacLeod

AAARGH !!!

Spaw disses yet another of my heroes ...first Neil Young, then Roger McGuinn, now Ricky Nelson. WHere will it all end?

Murray


08 Feb 02 - 12:54 PM (#645412)
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From: Little Hawk

It won't end, Murray. He's totally shameless. He's still dissing Major Tom too, after all, and still making gratuitous and totally inflated claims of phallic supremacy. What can you expect of someone who blows up a possum's butt on a regular basis?

- LH


08 Feb 02 - 01:07 PM (#645420)
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con
From: Roger in Sheffield

Is this the Bear mailing list?


08 Feb 02 - 01:18 PM (#645427)
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From: Roger in Sheffield

...even if it isn't can I just move the discussion to a higher musical level


08 Feb 02 - 02:28 PM (#645475)
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From: DougR

I favor no leg or underarm hair on women, and I'd get real nervous if she had too much chest or back hair.

DougR


08 Feb 02 - 02:51 PM (#645487)
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From: GUEST,Just Amy

I like tall bonde men with no chest hair whose name is Sven or Olaf. Apply here:


08 Feb 02 - 04:05 PM (#645520)
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From: DougR

Gee Amy, I wish you were a member. I'd send you the latest Sven and Olaf joke I received from a Norwegian friend in Texas. Maybe you heard it already though. It's about a computer virus.

DougR


08 Feb 02 - 04:19 PM (#645531)
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From: Desdemona

I'm horrified to be weighing in on so BURNING a topic so late in the day; that's what I get for going to work---sheesh!

Anyway, I agree that for the most part it really depends on whom the hair is growing out of, within reason. I'd say I prefer SOME hair, otherwise it seems sort of odd (except in the case of Le Shatner, of course; he who defies all ordinary standards!). On the other hand, those hairy-backed guys you see at the beach (almost invariably in Speedos---most perplexing, really) are not at all to my personal taste.

Obviously, hairy palms are right out, but rather than shaving, one could use that unfortunately named Australian product...NADS! I wonder if it's any good for blindness....?


08 Feb 02 - 04:30 PM (#645537)
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From: GUEST,Sven Olaf.

Vell, I always figured it vas OK if hair could grow naturally on my chest, but the best part is keeping it worn off!


08 Feb 02 - 04:36 PM (#645541)
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From: GUEST,CLETUS

Miz Dezdemoanin, Ise got ta tell ya thet i got me sum of them Nads thingz cuz I wuz figgrin thet thay mite be gud ta hep me with my hair problemz. Ya see I likes ta git out inna smmer an do sum swimmin an all but tha folkz down ta the swimmin pool sez I caint swim in my cutoff longhandulz thet I ware wen itz warm an thet I gotta ware me a bathin sute. Well see I git rite embearussed like cuz them hairz on my pubix keepa poppin out. Soze I figger thet them Nads musta bin made speshally fer nads an pubix an such.

I brot em home an wen I plasterd tha thing on my nadz it felt purty fine an seem reel ezy an all. But then wen I pullt tha thing off it wuz sumpin elz. Paw herd me hollerin an callt tha ambulanz peepul wen I came runnin outta the outhouse bear nekkid an holdin my privatz. Thay wuz reel nice folks an wen thay cot me thay put sum ice on my pubix an it wuzza lot better til the poleez come an arrestid me fer indecent exposhur.

CLETUS


08 Feb 02 - 06:28 PM (#645590)
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From: gnu

catsPHiddle... thighbrows... ROTFLMAO !!!

BillD.... mox nix, nein ?


08 Feb 02 - 06:51 PM (#645610)
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From: Bill D

?????....oh!, I get it..took me a minute! macht nicht (I was GRADED at one time on having it right...I can't even force my self to write it like that...*big grin*)....


08 Feb 02 - 06:53 PM (#645612)
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From: Nemesis

Well, I think this is a fascinating thread:

A bald-headed man asked me today why is it that they (men) get to a certain age and their hair stops growing on their head, but starts sprouting out of their ears?

Or for women: menopause (altho' I'm not planning on one of those :) - when the growth rate of the hairs on your legs slows down - giving you more time to deal with the fuzzy little moustache that appears on your top lip....


08 Feb 02 - 07:10 PM (#645631)
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con
From: JeZeBeL

ROTFLMAO? What does this mean. I can't remember. Not only do me and catsPHiddle shave our legs and underarms and bikini lines etc, we also shave our arms, full length!! We are asthmatic and suffer from excema and apparently the less hair on your body, the better your excema is. I don't know why, but it does actually help. The forearm hair does grow back quite quickly though!!

Our house mate chris, bless his little cotton socks, is like an ape!! His chest is like the amazon and his back is like a grassland!! Makes it very unpleasant when he wants me to gove him a back massage!! I keep pulling the hairs out by accident.

It's ok though cos we've found the hair removal cream and we'll get his back one night while he's asleep!! He's very proud of his chest hair and wouldn't get rid of it unless someone paid him a hell of a lot of money!! It is very impressive though, I didn't know a 19 year old could grow that much body hair!! He doesn't like it when I use the eyebrow tweezers on his back hair though!!

As catsPHiddle said in an earlier entry, I don't really mind hair on a man, I quite like it in a lot of cases. I'm not a fussy person

A very mischevious JeZeBeL!! xxx


08 Feb 02 - 11:30 PM (#645779)
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con
From: Catherine Jayne

Well hello everyone!!! good morning and welcome. As I have said before a slight covering of chest hair on a male is ok but I was engaged (until september when I dumped him) for 3 years to someone who really did resemble an ape and had a huge empty space between his ears where his brain should have been. Due to this unfortunate pairing I have been greatly put off excess body hair. When you want to snuggle with your chosen partner on a night you get a face full of yukky body hair!!

Jez says that body hair sometimes comes in useful especially if they don't have 'love handles'........apparently it is something else to hold on to if you get what she means!!!!!

An almost hairless catsPHiddle!!!


09 Feb 02 - 08:12 AM (#645913)
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From: Desdemona

Cletus---thanks so much for that, er, ILLUMINATING anecdote.

Wishing you a safe and speedy recovery,

Miss Desdemona(purses lips and withdraws!)


09 Feb 02 - 08:26 AM (#645921)
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From: GUEST

Ancient proverb " birds seldom make nests in a bare tree"


09 Feb 02 - 08:48 AM (#645930)
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From: gnu

ROTFLMAO? Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off.


09 Feb 02 - 09:10 AM (#645933)
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From: JeZeBeL

Cheers Gnu!! Cheered us up. Not a lot we can say to that really!!

Cat finds it highly amusing!! It's a phrase she brought back from scarborough, when she used to live there, seeing all the women on the beach with bikini lines down to their knees....lovely thought for this time in the day!!

No comment!!

JeZeBeL xxx


09 Feb 02 - 11:08 AM (#645982)
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From: Mrs.Duck

Of course Ducks just have feathers!


09 Feb 02 - 11:34 AM (#645998)
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con
From: lostbunny

I was talking to someone the other day who said she wished people were all covered in soft blue fur, all over. I laughed, but she looked really serious about it. This is where thngs start to get worrying...


09 Feb 02 - 11:56 AM (#646004)
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From: GUEST

You like chest hair? Check out my site.

You don't like chest hair? Check out my site.


09 Feb 02 - 12:00 PM (#646007)
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From: GUEST

Sorry, try this.


09 Feb 02 - 12:09 PM (#646014)
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From: Roger in Sheffield

guest click


09 Feb 02 - 12:15 PM (#646018)
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From: Desdemona

Helborama--your friend obviously suffers from a rare condition known as "Cookie Monster Syndrome"; a complete moratorium on "Sesame Street" viewing may help.

Otherwise, just take her to a bakery & leave her there!


09 Feb 02 - 06:27 PM (#646191)
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From: heric

Kirk or Picard:

http://bears.ece.ucsb.edu/personnel/astornet/humor/humor97.html


09 Feb 02 - 07:53 PM (#646245)
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From: Iodine

nothing better than snuggling (after) and running your fingers through curly chest hair on a man. as for Rick Nelson and Capt Kirk they are only fit to look at and puke! Give me Nick Nolte any day, or Sean Connery. think i will just settle for my Warrior Marine


10 Feb 02 - 12:43 AM (#646367)
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From: bflat

I like it. I can smell it: touch it; see it; taste it:yes folks it is okay with me. Did I mention that this is totally in my mind.

Ellen


10 Feb 02 - 01:24 AM (#646373)
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From: hesperis

I like some chest hair on a man, but bare is better than overly bushy.

As for shaving and eczema - if I shave, I get big ugly acne spots all over my body, plus several ingrown hairs, so I don't shave! The worst was once when I tried to shave my bikini line. I still have a couple of scars from the inflammation that resulted. I just keep all my hair very soft with oils and herbal preparations, and wear boy-cut bathing suit bottoms to hide the pubic fuzz when in public.

When I was a kid, I was pestering my dad to let me taste coffee, because it smelled so good. Well, he finally gave in, and I didn't like the taste much, and then when he said "that'll put hair on your chest" I gave him a totally HORRIFIED look, and almost dropped the cup!

It took him a while to realize that no, a female is not likely to want to get hair on her chest! Fortunately, it didn't prove to be true. But maybe that's why I never really got to like coffee?


10 Feb 02 - 01:32 AM (#646375)
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From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

I have been known to shave my arms between the wrist and elbow, reason been I worked as a alaughterman on a poultry unit, and birds do not like been killed and tend to shit all over whoever is handling them, hence shaving arms makes it a bit easier to wash the turkey shit off.This was one of the less pleasent jobs I have done, decent money but working envioroment not too pleasent (turkey shit gets everywhere, even in your ears)!

John (with a hairy chest)


10 Feb 02 - 01:38 AM (#646378)
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From: Little Hawk

Oh...my...gawd...and I thought Yurko had it tough sexing musk oxen.

- LH


10 Feb 02 - 01:42 AM (#646380)
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From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

Who is Yurko?


10 Feb 02 - 05:58 AM (#646425)
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From: Roger in Sheffield

John sometimes its better not to share somethings
Turkey shit in your ears is something best not talked about - cheque please!


10 Feb 02 - 05:09 PM (#646753)
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From: Little Hawk

A friend of mine...the notorious Yurko Slobodovich. He had a job a while back "sexing" musk ox. That is, he had to examine them to separate males from females. It's reportedly difficult and dangerous, but that's never been know to dissuade Yurko. He relishes danger.

- LH


10 Feb 02 - 07:58 PM (#646890)
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From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

Roger-I'll get my coat!


10 Feb 02 - 08:30 PM (#646920)
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From: GUEST,winterbright

I can't believe I'm stepping into this swamp, but does anybody out there remember Dennis Weaver's character on Gunsmoke...Marshall Dillon's pal, the deputy with the limp, Chesthair Goode? That settles it for me. Now, what about those two inch long talons some women insist on wearing?!?


10 Feb 02 - 10:48 PM (#647021)
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con
From: Little Hawk

Yes, those are pretty creepy. They always suggest a predatory nature to me, although it's not necessarily so in every case.

- LH


10 Feb 02 - 11:19 PM (#647038)
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con
From: GUEST,catspaw50

THIS sort of thread is the REAL reason why Mudcat will lose it's "funding". It isn't guests and flamers that turn people off, it's this sort of idiotic conversations that will do it. Who needs flamers when we have this sort of stupidity to rely on?


10 Feb 02 - 11:56 PM (#647056)
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con
From: GUEST

I'm into having pubic hair. Are there any shavers here?


11 Feb 02 - 05:04 AM (#647147)
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con
From: Gillie

I definately like hairy chests, the only minus to it is that it seems to spread itself around the bathroom floor!


11 Feb 02 - 07:21 AM (#647182)
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con
From: gnu

50... no, it's obsessive-compulsive gits like you who can't resist reading what you are complaining about and then complaining about what you are reading. Turn the damn channel. I'm sure there is a deeply profound folk song which will eminate from this thread.

Yeah, sharp fingernails of any length are scary, especially when used as a body hair remover.


11 Feb 02 - 09:09 AM (#647227)
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con
From: Mrs.Duck

If there's one thing I dislike more than an anonymous guest it's one that claims to be someone they're not!


11 Feb 02 - 11:56 AM (#647320)
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con
From: gnu

OOOOOkay. Who ?