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Guitars, Guitars and more Guitars.

08 Feb 02 - 08:11 PM (#645675)
Subject: Guitars, Guitars and more Guitars.
From: 53

I couldn't find Ricks thread on buying more guitars, so here goes nothing, today I just got a fever to get a new guitar, I don't know what brought it on, but I have to have a new guitar, I already have 7 guitars, and a bariton uke, but I just can't seem to stop this urge.


08 Feb 02 - 08:44 PM (#645695)
Subject: RE: Guitars, Guitars and more Guitars.
From: Anahootz

Aha, a fellow sufferer. You have contracted a form of MIAS known as GAS.

What's that? You don't know? You mean to tell me you have 7 guitars and haven't ever heard of M(usical) I(nstrument) A(cquisition) S(yndrome)?

Among the more advanced states of MIAS is GAS, or Guitar Acquisition Syndrome...in states where much bluegrass is played, one can also suffer from MAS, or Mandolin Acquisition Syndrome. Funny, but one almost never sees the Banjo subsect of this insidious disease.

There is no known cure. Frequent massaging of affected areas with raw billets of quartersawn tonewood is the homeopathic treatment of choice, but the allopaths maintain that the only cure is to indulge in the sickness itself.

The only hope for you, sir, is to get thee to a luthiery!

'Hootz


08 Feb 02 - 08:48 PM (#645698)
Subject: RE: Guitars, Guitars and more Guitars.
From: 53

I heard of that disease, but i couldnt remember what it was called, indeed i will satisfy my need of a new purchase very shortly.


08 Feb 02 - 09:04 PM (#645701)
Subject: RE: Guitars, Guitars and more Guitars.
From: Rolfyboy6

Here's a possible partial mitigation solution. I suffer from G.A.S. and lack of funds. This place might be a help. Of couse the alternate view is that this place is the home of really deviant G.A.S. Subway Guitars


08 Feb 02 - 09:11 PM (#645703)
Subject: RE: Guitars, Guitars and more Guitars.
From: Ebbie

Bob53- I remember you said you've never had a Martin. It's time, m'boy.

:)

Eb


08 Feb 02 - 09:37 PM (#645710)
Subject: RE: Guitars, Guitars and more Guitars.
From: 53

You know Ebbie a Martin would be nice, but right now I don't think I could afford one, so maybe i'm thinking along another line, but you can bet your bottom dollar,I'll figure out a way to get my need fulfilled, boy ain't this a great illness to have?


08 Feb 02 - 09:44 PM (#645715)
Subject: RE: Guitars, Guitars and more Guitars.
From: Anahootz

Martins are passe.

If you are going to succumb to GAS, then go BIG. Call up a boutique maker somewhere, go in search of the perfect fretted friend, make it an odyssey of indulgence in the disease of want.

Then, after you've blown a few K on a hunk of wood and wire, try to explain to your spousal unit how THIS one is the last, and is certainly different from all the other ones...


08 Feb 02 - 09:51 PM (#645718)
Subject: RE: Guitars, Guitars and more Guitars.
From: 53

Yeah, right. The only wood i'd need then would be a coffin.


08 Feb 02 - 10:03 PM (#645727)
Subject: RE: Guitars, Guitars and more Guitars.
From: Bobert

Congrates, 53. Hey, a nice Mertin won't cure ya'. I've owned the nicest sounding 1964 D-18 there is but for some reason, I'll just by some beater off ebay of at the local pawn shop and justify it by telling myself that it is is just be kept in some strange tuning that if I ever took it out of that tuning I would never be able to find that tuning again... Like I said, congrates... Oh, if you have problems with your significant other, a good way to introduce the new one is to find a room in the house where you leave guitars out and just leave the room cluttered for a few days with 5 or 6 guitars and then just introduce the new one with a room full of the old ones and maybe, just maybe, the S.O. won't notice...


08 Feb 02 - 10:30 PM (#645745)
Subject: RE: Guitars, Guitars and more Guitars.
From: NicoleC

Hmmm. Maybe ya'll ought to set up a guitar-lending ring... when the urge hits really hard, everyone pass a guitar to the person next on their list :)

Okay, it wouldn't have worked for me, either back when I was collecting guitars. I worked my fixation by insisting on going to obscure corners of flea markets and finding abandoned friends. Once I got a Taesco Del Ray (did I mangle that spelling?) for $10!

'Course it sounded like $10...


08 Feb 02 - 10:45 PM (#645755)
Subject: RE: Guitars, Guitars and more Guitars.
From: Anahootz

Yeah, a guitar lending ring...so I can trade my $48 Hohner for Bobert's $5000 '64 D-18, then suddenly "renounce" instrumental greed.

What say, Bobert?

'Hootz


08 Feb 02 - 11:08 PM (#645762)
Subject: RE: Guitars, Guitars and more Guitars.
From: Bobert

Ahhhh, yeah Anahootz. Sounds like a heck of a deal to me. Your vintage Hohner for my beat up old Martin? Danged, I'd even pay the postage. Yeah, sounds like an..... (Excuse me... The Martin just invited me to the back yard for a rosewood ass whoppin'... Back later...) Sorry, Ana-hootz but I'll have to get back to you on the Hohner for Martin swap......


08 Feb 02 - 11:14 PM (#645766)
Subject: RE: Guitars, Guitars and more Guitars.
From: Deckman

SHEEEUH! There's gotta' be a support group for this fellas. CHEERS, Bob (who owns two vintage Martins) ((hee hee)).


09 Feb 02 - 05:33 AM (#645882)
Subject: RE: Guitars, Guitars and more Guitars.
From: murray@mpce.mq.edu.au

You can re-translate GAS as Gear Acquisition Syndrome. Capos, straps, humidifiers, etc. are relatively cheap.

I don't have that as a chronic disease; but I calmed down my last acute attack by collecting a few Marine Band harmonicas.

Murray


09 Feb 02 - 07:20 AM (#645900)
Subject: RE: Guitars, Guitars and more Guitars.
From: Clifton53

I've been keeping the beast at bay by purchasing all kinds of thumb and finger picks, strings, books etc. Go get 'em bob,marriage is over-rated, heh heh.


09 Feb 02 - 06:57 PM (#646203)
Subject: RE: Guitars, Guitars and more Guitars.
From: 53

I went shopping today but I didn't buy one today, but that means only today, there is tomorow I hope.


09 Feb 02 - 10:54 PM (#646332)
Subject: RE: Guitars, Guitars and more Guitars.
From: 53

It seems that the urge gets worse at night, and i'm greatful for that because if I got it this bad during the day, no telling what would happen.


10 Feb 02 - 09:21 AM (#646469)
Subject: RE: Guitars, Guitars and more Guitars.
From: Dave T

I thought I could cure my condition by taking up fiddle. Then I had to buy a better bow (well, actually two). I'm considering a better violin (I only have two), so I guess I'm in danger of contracting VAS (violin acquisition syndrome)...evidently a VASectomy is ineffective in these cases.
- Dave T


10 Feb 02 - 09:49 AM (#646476)
Subject: RE: Guitars, Guitars and more Guitars.
From: reggie miles

Rolfyboy6, thanks for the link to Fat Dog. It was interesting and informative. I just spent an hour there.


10 Feb 02 - 09:55 AM (#646479)
Subject: RE: Guitars, Guitars and more Guitars.
From: luthier

I have just picked up your communications about the G.A.S. syndrome and can tell you with certanty it only gets worse. My spouse stopped counting at thirty something instruments and now tells me I am incureable, her logic being that as a luthier spending most of the week working on guitars I should not have the constant desire to have one in my hands for the rest of the week. The other bad news is that I am develloping a passion for ukes so if any one has information about baritone ukes that you could let me have I would be most grateful. Luthier


10 Feb 02 - 10:07 AM (#646485)
Subject: Guitars, More Of Same...
From: saulgoldie

Dear 53, Most of us can relate, as you have seen from many of the postings. If you have the space and the "butter and egg money" is not in jeopardy, then the only problem might be your own discomfort; you are not hurting or defrauding anyone. But if there is a money or space limitation, or if this is causing you unendurable anxiety, then at some point you will just have to reach down (or up, or wherever you "reach") and come up with some home-grown self-discipline.

This condition is similar to what I see with my fountain pen friends who jokingly "complain" about having 40, 50, 200 fountain pens. And we are talking fancy-schmancy, here, like $150 each and more!

When I think of my own acquisition beyond what I really need, I eventually reach a core feeling of not having enough of what I truly *need* IN LIFE. That is, more playing time, rather than more guitars; more writing time and people who would appreciate letters, rather than more pens; and of course, more good times, rather than increased anxiety about life's issues and the bigger (ominous!) directions of humanity at large.

Rationally speaking, of course, more guitars, pens, whatever will not change any of that for me. And any "relief" I get from a buying a new thing is fleeting. But that doesn't mean that I don't still get stuff, or that I condemn you in any way for doing so, either.

I hope this gives you some insight, or helps you in some way.

Sincerely, Saul


10 Feb 02 - 03:26 PM (#646683)
Subject: RE: Guitars, Guitars and more Guitars.
From: Anahootz

..."Hi, My name is Anahootz, and I, uh...I...I'm a mandoholic..."

I have to show the recent object of my desire to y'all...

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Go Here to see more of these exquisite instruments.


10 Feb 02 - 04:26 PM (#646712)
Subject: RE: Guitars, Guitars and more Guitars.
From: 53

Luthier, i have just recently purchased a JOhnson bariton uke, and for the money I like it, but its only a cheapo, 55.00 US.


10 Feb 02 - 04:43 PM (#646728)
Subject: RE: Guitars, Guitars and more Guitars.
From: 53

Just got back from a music store, but no purchase yet, i'm still trying to hold back.


10 Feb 02 - 10:30 PM (#647010)
Subject: RE: Guitars, Guitars and more Guitars.
From: Cap't Bob

If you are talking about acoustic guitars I doubt that you would actually need over six total unless you are a collector. Some of these may need upgrading as money becomes available. Dreadnought ~ when you are playing with a group and need a lot of sound. Classical ~ easy playing ~ nice wide fingerboard

Parlor ~ Small ~ some with great sound ~ good take along guitar

Blues Guitar ~ You just need one of these

12 String ~ some songs just require a 12 string to sound right

Knockabout ~ If you need a guitar for canoeing etc. (my knockabout needs replacing due to fire damage)

Cap't Bob


11 Feb 02 - 12:36 AM (#647074)
Subject: RE: Guitars, Guitars and more Guitars.
From: Anahootz

Who plays ANY instrument and doesn't collect?

I have 4 mandolins, 3 of which are F-5 style, and I really feel no need to "rationalize" why I own them.

"...well, this one is for when I play in A, in small jams, or old-timey...THIS one is for chop chords, so I have to change in the middle..."

Limiting yourself to the "monogamy" of one guitar, or only one of any musical instrument, is in my opinion a bad thing to do. If all instruments were equal in tone, timbre and volume, then sure, no need for duplicity. My 3 F mandos? All different, all instantly recognizable by voice, all beautiful instruments.

And, paycheck willing, they will have another sibling soon.


11 Feb 02 - 06:05 PM (#647606)
Subject: RE: Guitars, Guitars and more Guitars.
From: 53

I've solved my own problem, ain't that great? I'm going to use my Takamine GS330GS as my beater. I got this guitar at a bargain, so I said there's no use in laying out bucks right now for a beater unless a real bargain comes along. The Tak is a great guitar and is in great condition, but it was a factory second when I bought it, so, there you have it I've said it.


12 Feb 02 - 02:07 PM (#648317)
Subject: RE: Guitars, Guitars and more Guitars.
From: 53

Since I've solved my problem, then maybe some of you in the forum can solve yours.


12 Feb 02 - 03:40 PM (#648406)
Subject: RE: Guitars, Guitars and more Guitars.
From: Cap't Bob

53 ~ I'm glad that you solved your guitar problem. "Congratulations" ~ You should now consider working on your ukulele problem. One baritone uke is not goint to make you happy. Think of it, the money you saved by not buying the new guitar can be used to build up your ukulele collection. A baritone uke is nice in its own right but somehow does not have the sound of the normal sized uku. Although the prices are getting a bit carried away these days, there are still a lot of really great uke out there at bargain prices. I recently purchased a "NOBILITY" uke for $125.00. It appears to have been made in the 20's or 30's and I can't find anything about the maker but it is very well made and has a great sound.

Good Luck Cap't Bob


12 Feb 02 - 09:02 PM (#648713)
Subject: RE: Guitars, Guitars and more Guitars.
From: Steve in Idaho

I have never had GAS. I have had the same guitar for the last who knows how many years - and Ol' Mose just gets better.

But I have been the subject of a weird plot - the local music shop refuses to say no to my offers and in the last week or so I ended up with a danged banjo - What? I don't know Honey - he just said yes?

And if that wasn't bad enough I figured out how to fix my old S.S. Stewart Banjolin - what a sweetie! Had to go with a gentler pick though - my partner says she refuses to wear earplugs in the home - drat -

Anahootz - OMG!!! Those are gorgeous! I need one - but it will have to wait until my new guitar is paid for - the one that isn't even built yet - Cripes ArGhGhHHHHhhhhh

I have I A S -

Instrument acquisition syndrome -

Steve


12 Feb 02 - 09:02 PM (#648715)
Subject: RE: Guitars, Guitars and more Guitars.
From: 53

No I think that 1 baritone uke in the family is enough for me. I will be purchasing other things for my music room,it seems that I never can get enough of buying things to do with guitars, etc. The fever is just too bad, and nothing I do can get rid of it. But it's a good fever to have, better that arguing about guests and other non musical stuff.


12 Feb 02 - 11:54 PM (#648851)
Subject: RE: Guitars, Guitars and more Guitars.
From: Anahootz

Norton1-

I bit the bullet...I Offered one of my other mandolins as trade for the Silver Angel. Now, I wait, biting my nails to the quick, opening my email every half-hour to see if there is a reply, issuing guttural cries of alarm when the phone rings...

Just in case you want to see what I will be trading (hopefully)...I found the mandolin made before mine in a shop in Seattle. Mine is finished identically, but has a custom tailpiece and frets 22-29.

This is the front, and This is the back.

That's all for now, hafta go check the email to see if I won the lottery...


13 Feb 02 - 12:05 AM (#648858)
Subject: RE: Guitars, Guitars and more Guitars.
From: 53

Good luck.


30 Apr 02 - 09:51 PM (#701681)
Subject: RE: Guitars, Guitars and more Guitars.
From: 53

I had another attack of guitar fever today and I went shopping. I didn't buy anything today but it might happen tomorrow. I think that I might have to get a diet pill made for taking when I get the GAD. Mnnnnnnn. Bob.


30 Apr 02 - 11:26 PM (#701741)
Subject: RE: Guitars, Guitars and more Guitars.
From: Ebbie

Anahootz, did you get that gorgeous Silver Angel? BTW, do you know Frank Solivan?


01 May 02 - 12:55 AM (#701782)
Subject: RE: Guitars, Guitars and more Guitars.
From: Anahootz

Hi eb, yeah I got the Silver angel...Her name is "Alma"...Frank and I have played together a few times, he's a helluva picker. Lat time we played was at folkfest, upstairs at the Alaskan, about 5am sunday morning, loaded beyond hope and still pickin' "Salt Creek" at about 240 bpm... I think He just vamoosed to tour on his new cd


01 May 02 - 04:23 AM (#701852)
Subject: RE: Guitars, Guitars and more Guitars.
From: GUEST,mcnutcase

My name is mcnutcase and I'm an instrumentaholic. I keep finding myself buying guitars I don't really need, my harmonica collectin won't stop growing despite having them in pretty much any key, chromatic, tremolo and bass, and I'm starting to lust after mandolins now as well... anahootz, I want that silver angel! I don't even care that it probably plays like a dream, it just looks so wonderful...