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13 Feb 02 - 04:51 PM (#649382) Subject: The Ballad of Sri Chinmoy From: GUEST,Lyric Writer Here's some lyrics we wrote last night: I hope you all like it: THE BALLAD OF SRI CHMNOY Words: Lyric Writer Tune: Go to sleep you weary Hobo CH: Go to sleep you ex- disciple Peace wherever you may go When you die you'll go to Heaven and Sri Chimnoy will go below Don't you worry bout tomorrow Destiny you'll surely find Sri Chinmoy he is a liar Wants your money and your mind I know Ashrita gives you trouble He's rude and nasty does not care But when you die and go to heaven They'll be no Ashrita there CH: Chinmoy caught a plane from India Landed at Kennedy in 64 Could not take the mud of Pondicherry He knew, that there was something more He got, a job at the consulate But the pay was very small So he made up a big fat story Said, "the Lord gave me a call" CH: Chimnoy, sure he is Guru That's a business he learned fast Selling his own photos to followers Raking in big wads of cash Soon he faced a big dilemma He proclaimed celibacy Demanded the same of all his followers While he screwed in secrecy CH: Take off your clothes my darling follower I have a deed that I must do Though I told you I was Godly Receive my flesh all through and through If you happen to get pregnant Have an abortion he would say Then he'd reach inside his dresser With crisp 100's he would pay CH: This it is our holy secret Do not think of it at all For I have another girl awaiting And, a stud right down the hall Please don't ever get the notion That you'd blab or talk about Just remember I'm God realized And you better shut your mouth CH: We have ways when we are Guru's Of controlling the likes of you For every follower that leaves me Comes another sucker too I've got spies and I've got lawyers, A Congressman wrapped around my toe If you give me any trouble All my guards will make you go CH: I own a restaurant and a barbershop I have a printing press too A sari shop and two health food stores In my Queens Basement a zoo I smuggled the animals from third world countries I gave customs a big bribe And paid off powerful people Who are always on my side. CH: My name is Chinmoy Kumar Ghose For world peace I give a gift Photo-ops with dignitaries Giant airplanes I lift But now they say that I'm a liar Stories about me they do write If you have a house in Switzerland Can I come and spend the night? CH: Go to sleep you ex- disciple Peace wherever you may go When you die you'll go to Heaven and Sri Chimnoy will go below Line Breaks <br> added. Hope I put them in the right places. |
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13 Feb 02 - 05:01 PM (#649395) Subject: RE: Lyr/Chords Add: Fab New Song From: Murray MacLeod somebody beat you to it ... |
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13 Feb 02 - 05:15 PM (#649406) Subject: The Ballad of Sri Chinmoy From: GUEST What? I'm going to get them. Do you know a good lawyer? I wrote that song. It's mine. Those scoundrels those blackguards those #%@*!!! Alien beings came to my house doped me up with some dope and next thing I knew I had the transcendental knowledge, I came to singing this song and heard the lyrics from a heavenly choir. God put the lyrics in my brain. I can't stop the heavenly choir from singing along |
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14 Feb 02 - 01:14 AM (#649722) Subject: The Ballad of Sri Chinmoy From: GUEST,The Real Lyric Writer I wrote this song. I mean the lyrics. The tune well I er uhm I adapted it, I was inspired by this other tune that I can't stop singing. It's in my brain. Even though I was under the influence when I-I mean when the lyrics got tranmitted through God to me. It was a psychadelic transcendental Experience. God told me to sing this song to everyone and have everyone else singing along. I can hear that heavenly choir in the background now. |