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Bobbie Vinton Compleat Lyrics Anthology

08 Mar 02 - 02:10 PM (#665218)
Subject: Bobbie Vinton Compleat Lyrics Anthology
From: Little Hawk

Anybody got it?


08 Mar 02 - 02:11 PM (#665220)
Subject: RE: Bobbie Vinton Compleat Lyrics Anthology
From: MMario

Dear God, he's skipping his meds again!


08 Mar 02 - 02:29 PM (#665232)
Subject: RE: Bobbie Vinton Compleat Lyrics Anthology
From: Murray MacLeod

Don't knock Bobby Vinton. The first 45 I ever bought was "Roses are Red", as a present for my then girlfriend.

And it was worth every penny ....

Murray


08 Mar 02 - 02:42 PM (#665239)
Subject: RE: Bobbie Vinton Compleat Lyrics Anthology
From: greg stephens

Wouldnt catch me contributing to a patently specious thread like this And he cant even spell "complete" propally.


08 Mar 02 - 03:24 PM (#665268)
Subject: RE: Bobbie Vinton Compleat Lyrics Anthology
From: Little Hawk

I wouldnae throw worrds lahke "specious" aroond carelessly, Greg, wi' some of the mair boring thread's ye've foisted yersel upon the hallowed halls o' the Mudcat lately. Bobbie Vinton is oan o' the maist romantic singers o' aw time! All richt, he's nae sae braw as William Shatner, but he wis a major factor in Murray MacCleod's pursuit o' the fair sex, an' that's a testimonial that's nae tae be scorned.

Ah spelt it "compleat" because it looks mair complete than "complete" does. Ye dinnae hae tae be a rocket scientist tae see that.

Ah'd kill t' git mah hands on an original 45 o' "Blue Velvet"!

- LH


08 Mar 02 - 03:32 PM (#665271)
Subject: RE: Bobbie Vinton Compleat Lyrics Anthology
From: Murray MacLeod

LH, Ah see the LJC virus has goat intae your computer tae. Ah dinnae ken hoo tae get rid o' it, kin onybody help ?

Murray


08 Mar 02 - 03:45 PM (#665278)
Subject: RE: Bobbie Vinton Compleat Lyrics Anthology
From: SharonA

Yeah, don't knock Bobby Vinton. I watched a TV biography on him that said he's quite the martial-arts expert. They also said he had a little "talk" with Johnny Carson after Johnny made a jokeabout Bobby's music in his monologue; Johnny emerged white-faced and never cracked wise about Bobby Vinton again.


08 Mar 02 - 03:46 PM (#665281)
Subject: RE: Bobbie Vinton Compleat Lyrics Anthology
From: SharonA

...or was that Wayne Newton? One of the two.


08 Mar 02 - 03:48 PM (#665284)
Subject: RE: Bobbie Vinton Compleat Lyrics Anthology
From: Little Hawk

Ye're absolutely richt, Murray! Ah hae naiver seen onything tae match the voracity o' the LJC virus. E'en mah dog disnae understaun whit Ah say noo...not that he ever did in the fairst place...but Ah still think it's the LJC virus at worrk here. Be''er caw the compu'er expairts in wi'oot delay!

- LH


08 Mar 02 - 03:51 PM (#665289)
Subject: RE: Bobbie Vinton Compleat Lyrics Anthology
From: SharonA

...The more I think about it, the more I think it was Wayne Newton who "chatted" with Johnny. But I still wouldn't knock Vinton, lest he send Newton after ya.


08 Mar 02 - 03:57 PM (#665293)
Subject: RE: Bobbie Vinton Compleat Lyrics Anthology
From: Little Hawk

Sharon - BOTH Wayne Newton and Bobby Vinton are sech giants o' the stage that I wouldna hae the least thocht o' offendin' either o' those braw and rugged lads. Only Bill Shatner stands higher in mah estimation...oh, and Bob Dylan, but that goes wi'oot saeyin'. Ah wisnae born under an oxcart.

- LH


09 Mar 02 - 03:20 PM (#665851)
Subject: RE: Bobbie Vinton Compleat Lyrics Anthology
From: Mickey191

Sharon, It was Wayne Newton. Johnny did not pale.Why should he? I don't know how the guy ever sold a record.


09 Mar 02 - 03:31 PM (#665857)
Subject: RE: Bobbie Vinton Compleat Lyrics Anthology
From: Lonesome EJ

LH, you and ljc have the virus known as pictspeak.exe. This virus activates html functions in Microsoft Word to generate Scots dialect spontaneously. It usually arrives as an e-mail attachment with subject nivver shall the Divil get a rooten hond on ye! or Roon doon tuh Mockinsnare and smitten the fiery hoor! Some reports that this virus insinuates into text transmissions and can be contracted through chat forums has been repoorted, but nae confirmed. Norton has a virus-removal tool at www.explodingscotsmen.com. I have roon this and believe mah machine is coorently free of it.


09 Mar 02 - 03:34 PM (#665861)
Subject: RE: Bobbie Vinton Compleat Lyrics Anthology
From: MMario

nae if only it cood be coherently free o' it!


10 Mar 02 - 12:53 PM (#666336)
Subject: RE: Bobbie Vinton Compleat Lyrics Anthology
From: Little Hawk

What I don't get is this...

I posted this thread in the fond hope that it would generate no responses whatsoever (I'm in a competition with Greg Stephens for "most boring thread of all time).

Fat chance. You demented wankers couldn't stay away from it.

Then I launched an entirely serious thread about the current movie "The Time Machine", and no one has posted to it. No one! Are you people nuts?

The LJC virus seems to be kicking in and out...it's unpredictable, but thanks for the info LEJ! :-)

- LH


10 Mar 02 - 09:09 PM (#666631)
Subject: RE: Bobbie Vinton Compleat Lyrics Anthology
From: Little Hawk

You're not going to get away with this, you know. I will find a solution! :-)

- LH