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BS: Useless Adage for Today 3-12-02

12 Mar 02 - 08:33 PM (#667982)
Subject: Useless Adage for Today 3-12-02
From: khandu

"Too many cooks, stay out of the kitchen!"


13 Mar 02 - 08:30 AM (#668246)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Adage for Today 3-12-02
From: kendall

If you can't stand the heat, it spoils the broth.


13 Mar 02 - 08:38 AM (#668253)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Adage for Today 3-12-02
From: Nigel Parsons

Cliches never agree, it's either
"Too many cooks spoil the broth" or "Many hands make light work"
Similarly, "Look before you leap" but "He who hesitates is lost"


13 Mar 02 - 08:44 AM (#668259)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Adage for Today 3-12-02
From: gnu

Too much broth spoils the cook.

Early to bed and early to rise makes a man wonder who won the game.


13 Mar 02 - 08:49 AM (#668263)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Adage for Today 3-12-02
From: Midchuck

Early to rise and early to bed
Makes a man healthy, wealthy and dead.

(James Thurber, IIRC)

Peter.


13 Mar 02 - 09:04 AM (#668270)
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From: Hollowfox

Early to bed and early to rise
Never goes out with the regular guys. George Ade


13 Mar 02 - 09:12 AM (#668271)
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From: CarolC

Now this is a thread I can really get behind. Great idea, khandu!

"The early bird gets worms"


13 Mar 02 - 09:13 AM (#668272)
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From: CarolC

Oh yeah,

Better late than sorry!


13 Mar 02 - 09:18 AM (#668279)
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From: Watson

The early bird may get the worm, but think what the early worm gets...


13 Mar 02 - 09:40 AM (#668292)
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From: catspaw49

Too many cooks never make a decent meal.

Early to bed and early to rise...Dull, isn't it?

Do more than is expected of you and soon, more will be expected of you.

Spaw


13 Mar 02 - 09:42 AM (#668294)
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From: CarolC

If you can't take a joke, take a bus.


13 Mar 02 - 09:56 AM (#668307)
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From: catspaw49

Better to be pissed off than pissed on. And better to be pissed on than pissed through because that would make you a prick.

Spaw


13 Mar 02 - 10:09 AM (#668313)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Adage for Today 3-12-02
From: Steve Parkes

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.


13 Mar 02 - 11:42 AM (#668357)
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From: MMario

Too many cooks makes a crowded kitchen.

The early bird is too sleepy to see the worm.

Let sleeping dogs (and Mad Englishman)lie.


13 Mar 02 - 12:02 PM (#668368)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Adage for Today 3-12-02
From: JenEllen

It is better to live an hour as a tiger than a lifetime as a worm.

Sure, but who ever heard of a worm-skin rug?


13 Mar 02 - 12:05 PM (#668370)
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From: Bill D

"It's six dozen of the other."

Virgil Plute


13 Mar 02 - 12:09 PM (#668373)
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From: JenEllen

It is better to share a bed with a drunken cannibal than a sober Christian
H. Melville


13 Mar 02 - 12:13 PM (#668375)
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From: Trevor

Change is inevitable, except out of the vending machine in our canteen.


13 Mar 02 - 12:22 PM (#668379)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Adage for Today 3-12-02
From: Dharmabum

Right of way is considered a function of mass times velocity.

In the final analysis,the size of one's funeral is always determined by the weather.

Never blame a man for being human unless he makes a habit of it.

Gamble Rogers

DB.


13 Mar 02 - 12:24 PM (#668382)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Adage for Today 3-12-02
From: Kim C

I think that's too much sauce spoils the cook.......

Like Mister always says, a fast hog's a happy hog.

Dave Barry once said something to the effect of "strike the bull or get off the pot." :-)


13 Mar 02 - 12:25 PM (#668385)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Adage for Today 3-12-02
From: GUEST,pete

Anyone watching British TV lately? Too many cooks Thats it!


13 Mar 02 - 12:26 PM (#668387)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Adage for Today 3-12-02
From: GUEST,pete

Anyone watching British TV lately? Too many cooks!


13 Mar 02 - 12:30 PM (#668389)
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From: GUEST,Nancy King at work

Nothing is foolproof for a sufficiently talented fool.


13 Mar 02 - 12:33 PM (#668391)
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From: Bill D

"Some would sooner die than think. In fact, they often do." -- B. Russell


13 Mar 02 - 12:33 PM (#668392)
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From: Jeri

It's an ill wind that gathers no moss.


13 Mar 02 - 12:44 PM (#668398)
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From: MMario

Idiot-proof is an oxymoron.


13 Mar 02 - 01:15 PM (#668413)
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From: kendall

A bird in the hand is worth a kick in the bush.


13 Mar 02 - 01:17 PM (#668415)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Adage for Today 3-12-02
From: MMario

It's the squeeky wheel that gets greased


13 Mar 02 - 01:19 PM (#668418)
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From: Bill D

the squeaky wheel often gets 'replaced'


13 Mar 02 - 01:23 PM (#668424)
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From: Steve-o

The whole world is a tuxedo, and I'm just a pair of brown shoes. -George Gobel


13 Mar 02 - 01:58 PM (#668447)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Adage for Today 3-12-02
From: Micca

When all else fails ...

RTFM


13 Mar 02 - 01:59 PM (#668448)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Adage for Today 3-12-02
From: Micca

OH sorry, that one actually IS useful!!!!!


13 Mar 02 - 02:07 PM (#668452)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Adage for Today 3-12-02
From: MMario

But OFTEN ignored!

(and only useful if the writer of TFM can communicate - which occurs even less often then the occurences of people RTFM!)


13 Mar 02 - 02:34 PM (#668469)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Adage for Today 3-12-02
From: Kenny B (inactive)

If at firts you dnot suckseed..... - use a spellchecker
Nothing succeeds like a budgerigar


13 Mar 02 - 09:02 PM (#668687)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Adage for Today 3-12-02
From: khandu

If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking til you do.

(i refuse to sign this!)


13 Mar 02 - 09:23 PM (#668701)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Adage for Today 3-12-02
From: kendall

W.O.B.H.


13 Mar 02 - 10:04 PM (#668722)
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From: CarolC

Pie cheese and crust all maggoty, cod ham sum of ill bridge!


13 Mar 02 - 10:25 PM (#668735)
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From: Metchosin

It is better to have been loved and lost than never to have been lost at all.


13 Mar 02 - 10:33 PM (#668737)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Adage for Today 3-12-02
From: Bill D

"Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwiches are insoluble in gasoline"

...from the wall of the men's room at the Methodist Student Union at the Univ. of Kansas- 1969


13 Mar 02 - 10:34 PM (#668739)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Adage for Today 3-12-02
From: khandu

Kendall,

(Dare I ask?) What is W.O.B.H.?

khandu


13 Mar 02 - 10:39 PM (#668742)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Adage for Today 3-12-02
From: Jeri

Whale oil beef hooked.
(Just thought I'd say it before Kendall says it for the 78th time.)


13 Mar 02 - 11:22 PM (#668771)
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From: dick greenhaus

and the Early Christian Gets the Lion..


13 Mar 02 - 11:49 PM (#668789)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Adage for Today 3-12-02
From: katlaughing

A bird(UK) in the hand is better than your own member!**BG**


14 Mar 02 - 03:30 AM (#668864)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Adage for Today 3-12-02
From: Steve Parkes

I don't know who my Member is now I've moved south!

It's better to have loved and lost a short girl than never to have loved a tall.

Dharmabum, right of way is observed as mass x velocity for those who get out of your way, but those who aren't quick enough observe that R=1/2 mv2.

Steve (reatively speaking)


14 Mar 02 - 03:34 AM (#668866)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Adage for Today 3-12-02
From: Steve Parkes

Oops! That should have been "R=1/2 mv2"


14 Mar 02 - 04:06 AM (#668871)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Adage for Today 3-12-02
From: Trevor

Never criticise a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes. 'Cos then you'll be a mile away. And you'll have his shoes.


14 Mar 02 - 04:43 AM (#668882)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Adage for Today 3-12-02
From: Nigel Parsons

If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then give up, it's no use making a fool of yourself


14 Mar 02 - 05:50 AM (#668896)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Adage for Today 3-12-02
From: gnu

I was re-reading a favourite author last evening, Ray Guy, a Newf of renown. Now, these may not be twists on oldies, but a couple describing elation stuck in my head....

Like the torn tit that just found a two foot maggott.

Happy and contented as the Parson who got the gear replacement loan to string marker buoys on the Ten Commandments.


14 Mar 02 - 09:29 AM (#668997)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Adage for Today 3-12-02
From: Trevor

If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer.

(Yep, I'm from near Birmingham!)


14 Mar 02 - 09:41 AM (#669007)
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From: Micca

Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards for it makes them soggy and heard to light

Do not throw cigarette butts in the urinal, for they are subtle and quick to anger


15 Mar 02 - 01:58 AM (#669605)
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From: Jon Bartlett

my favourite:

It's a short leg that doesn't reach the ground.


15 Mar 02 - 04:01 AM (#669638)
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From: Nigel Parsons

One that confused my daughter (a keen horse rider)
"A small horse is quickly curried!"


15 Mar 02 - 10:08 AM (#669783)
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From: Uncle_DaveO

I march to the beat of a different kettle of fish!

Dave Oesterreich


15 Mar 02 - 10:31 AM (#669796)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Adage for Today 3-12-02
From: Micca

Some march to the beat of a different drum, some Polka!


15 Mar 02 - 10:35 AM (#669798)
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From: Sorcha

A small hole will empty a very large bucket.


15 Mar 02 - 10:47 AM (#669805)
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From: DMcG

General question. How long (if ever!) did it take you to realise 'burning a candle at both ends' refers to lighting a candle in the morning and in the evening, rather than doing something weird with one candle? I knew the meaning, of course, but I didn't actually work out where it came from for a very embarrassing number of years.


16 Mar 02 - 01:33 AM (#670046)
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From: GUEST

Possum and Taters
Ingredients:

1 young, fat possum

8 sweet potatoes

2 tablespoons butter

1 tablespoon sugar
salt

Directions: First, catch a possum. This in itself is excellent entertainment on a moonlight night. Skin the possum and remove the head and feet. Be sure to wash it thoroughly. Freeze overnight either outside or in a refrigerator.

When ready to cook, peel the potatoes and boil them tender in lightly salted water along with the butter and sugar. At the same time, stew the possum tender in a tightly covered pan with a little water. Arrange the taters around the possum, strip with bacon, sprinkle with thyme or marjoram, or pepper, and brown in the oven. Baste often with the drippings.


16 Mar 02 - 03:26 AM (#670081)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Adage for Today 3-12-02
From: DaveJ

"Never be afraid to try something new.
Remember, amateurs built the Ark;
professionals built the Titanic."


Somebody sent the above to me in an email. Sorry, I don't know the original author.

DaveJ


16 Mar 02 - 03:44 AM (#670085)
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From: DaveJ

"Progress might have been alright once,
but it has gone on too long."

Ogden Nash

And here is one from when I was in the service.

"The Marine Corps has been around for more than two hundred years unhamperred by progress."

DaveJ


16 Mar 02 - 04:31 AM (#670093)
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From: The Walrus

When makes something idiot-proof, Nature evolves a better idiot.

W


16 Mar 02 - 09:50 AM (#670154)
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From: Amos

Never put off until tomorrow what you should have done the day before yesterday.

A


16 Mar 02 - 09:56 AM (#670159)
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From: DMcG

From "Silvie and Bruno" by Lewis Carroll, (or at least whats left of it after a few decades in my memory)

Teacher: "For careless waste makes woeful want
And you may live to say
How now I wish I had that pin
That then I threw away" - and whats the moral of that story?

Bruno: Always watch where you throw things


16 Mar 02 - 10:06 AM (#670161)
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From: Nigel Parsons

Never put of 'til tomorrow what you can do today, if you enjoy it today, you can do it again tomorrow!


16 Mar 02 - 04:52 PM (#670365)
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From: McGrath of Harlow

Three good 'uns for folkies:

Nothing succeeds like excess.

If a thing is worth doing, it's worth doing badly.

The fool who persists in his folly will become wise

(1.Possibly Oscar Wilde; 2. G.K.Chesterton; 3. William Blake)


16 Mar 02 - 04:56 PM (#670367)
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From: Ebbie

A small horse is quickly curried! but shrimp is faster.


16 Mar 02 - 05:26 PM (#670374)
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From: catspaw49

And the brush stays a lot cleaner too Ebbie........

Spaw


16 Mar 02 - 05:48 PM (#670378)
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From: The Walrus

Spaw,

It took me a moment to catch on to that one....OUCH!

W


16 Mar 02 - 05:57 PM (#670383)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Adage for Today 3-12-02
From: catspaw49

A rolling duck gathers no stitches in time while a chicken who hesitates is early to bed.

Spaw


16 Mar 02 - 06:14 PM (#670386)
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From: gnu

Pass that over here....


16 Mar 02 - 06:14 PM (#670387)
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From: Helen

I'd rather have bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

Percussive maintenance (fixing things with a hammer, especially electronic things)

Helen


16 Mar 02 - 06:17 PM (#670389)
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From: Helen

This one is from an autosignature on an e-mail. Don't know who actually owns copyright on it:

Objects in your reality construct may be more asinine than they appear.


16 Mar 02 - 06:50 PM (#670407)
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From: catspaw49

Fish and visitors stink after three days whereas carp and your Great Aunt Clara's farts are real nasty right from the gitgo.

Spaw


16 Mar 02 - 07:30 PM (#670434)
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From: Little Hawk

Folk music critics draw conclusions on Bob Dylan the way an urchin scribbles on a stone wall.

The early worm doesn't get eaten! Worms are nocturnal. He goes to bed before the early bird has even gotten up. It's the late worm who gets eaten by the early bird. Same lesson applies in both cases, bird and worm, early is best. :-)

"My country right...or farther right!!! (The territorial cry of the pie-eyed American patriot bird.)

- LH


17 Mar 02 - 03:27 AM (#670607)
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From: DMcG

There's many a click
Twixt nerd and hip


17 Mar 02 - 04:07 AM (#670617)
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From: Metchosin

A day without sunshine is like night.


17 Mar 02 - 05:22 AM (#670642)
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From: Nigel Parsons

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy

It is better to question, and appear foolish for a minute, than to remain in ignorance!
Or! It is better to keep silent, and be thought a fool; than to speak up, and remove all doubt!


17 Mar 02 - 05:33 AM (#670645)
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From: DMcG

Home working hot,
Hot desking cold,
Management buzzword soon forgot
It's nine days old


17 Mar 02 - 05:47 PM (#670947)
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From: Liz the Squeak

Rolling Stones should have retired years ago.

He who hesitates doesn't always know the way.

LTS


17 Mar 02 - 08:33 PM (#671023)
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From: McGrath of Harlow

A bicycle needs a woman like a man needs a fish.


18 Mar 02 - 11:53 AM (#671330)
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From: Steve Parkes

I'd sooner watch a woman on a bicycle than a fish. That's not an adage, just a statement.

Steve


18 Mar 02 - 01:21 PM (#671377)
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From: McGrath of Harlow

"Thirty days has September.
All the rest I can't remember."

The Kipper Family.


19 Mar 02 - 12:34 AM (#671688)
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From: GUEST

to stew or not to


19 Mar 02 - 03:13 AM (#671728)
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From: Steve Parkes

Thirsty days hath September,
April June and November;
All the rest are thirsty too,
Excepting February when you get wet through
... So said my grandad, anyway.

Steve