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BS: For the wee raptor

04 Apr 02 - 01:48 PM (#682961)
Subject: For the wee raptor
From: MMario

THE TRUE TRINITY" (Shatner, Nimoy and Kelley...)
by Lon Stockton

Thus It is Written:

Kirk is my captain; I shall not want.
He maketh me beam down in green pastures;
He leadeth me beside the still vessel.
He restoreth my dilithium;
he leadeth me down the turbolifts of the ship for his name's sake.
Yea, though I warp through the darkness of the neutral zone,
I will fear no Klingon: for thou art with me;
thy phasers and thy torpedoes they comfort me.
Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of Klingons:
thou giveth me romulan ale; my cup runneth over.
Surely goodness and mercy will follow me all the days of my
life: and I will dwell on the Enterprise for five years."

King James: The Next Generation; Holodeck psalm #23, written by
Lon Stockton.

copyright Lon Stockton, 1992



04 Apr 02 - 03:19 PM (#683031)
Subject: RE: BS: For the wee raptor
From: Hollowfox

Thanks..I think..


04 Apr 02 - 03:49 PM (#683070)
Subject: RE: BS: For the wee raptor
From: Morticia

tee hee....that's going to a few people I know, thanks:)


04 Apr 02 - 04:02 PM (#683081)
Subject: RE: BS: For the wee raptor
From: catspaw49

That reminds me, I have to go drop a load.....................

Spaw


05 Apr 02 - 12:45 PM (#683792)
Subject: RE: BS: For the wee raptor
From: GUEST

Kirk -"Bones! It's Ensign Clampett!" McCoy -"He's Jed, Jim."
Kirk -"Bones! It's Ensign Flintstone!" McCoy -"He's Fred, Jim."
Kirk -"Bones! It's Ensign Futon!" McCoy -"She's bed, Jim."
Kirk -"Bones! It's Ensign Kennedy!" McCoy -"He's Ted, Jim."
Kirk -"Bones! It's Ensign Pillsbury!" McCoy -"He's bread, Jim."
Kirk -- Darn it Scotty! Beam up the rest of me!


05 Apr 02 - 12:55 PM (#683806)
Subject: RE: BS: For the wee raptor
From: MMario

Guest - damnit those are bad enough to be good!


05 Apr 02 - 01:17 PM (#683833)
Subject: RE: BS: For the wee raptor
From: Dicho (Frank Staplin)

Raptor- a bird of prey. I don't get it.


05 Apr 02 - 01:22 PM (#683838)
Subject: RE: BS: For the wee raptor
From: MMario

dicho:

wee = little

raptor = bird of prey = hawk

a certain Mudcatter with a Shatner fixation?


05 Apr 02 - 01:39 PM (#683847)
Subject: RE: BS: For the wee raptor
From: Dicho (Frank Staplin)

OK, OK, so I'm slow.


06 Apr 02 - 12:49 AM (#684315)
Subject: RE: BS: For the wee raptor
From: GUEST

who is the mudcatter - what is their name? somehow i picture a purple barney the dinoseur