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07 Apr 02 - 02:14 PM (#685019) Subject: Musical Inventions Needed! From: khandu Why haven't these been invented? A Velcro backed guitar with a matching Velcro shirt. This would eliminate guitar straps! For those of us with fast growing fingernails, how about a guitar fretboard covered with emery cloth or sandpaper. Files your nails while you play! A Harmonica-holder Hat. Instead of the acrobatics of putting on your over-the-head-around-the neck holder, just put on your hat! (Actually, my son told me that this invention exists, but I have not seen it.) Anymore grand ideas out there? khandu |
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07 Apr 02 - 02:48 PM (#685037) Subject: RE: BS: Musical Inventions Needed! From: C-flat Ovation could make me a concave bowl back guitar to fit my ever expanding waistline! |
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07 Apr 02 - 04:01 PM (#685068) Subject: RE: BS: Musical Inventions Needed! From: reggie miles Or for those gals with with lofty ideas about breast enhancement two dips, a double cutaway on the top of the guitar instead of the usual one. |
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07 Apr 02 - 04:44 PM (#685098) Subject: RE: BS: Musical Inventions Needed! From: GUEST,Claymore Yes, a six string bustier... (the back stoke on a jig could be interesting... ) A cod piece bass (for when you're REALLY upright and woody) A bodhran mute (a net comes to mind) A bayonet lug for my longneck banjo (for when it's really your "cut") But my singular invention is the conversion of a neck brace harmonica holder into a sandwich dispenser (which goes very well with my beer hat - for when you get a really good seat at a great jam - one tube is actually a catheter, but I always forget which...) |