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BS: Register as American Patriot Here

07 Apr 02 - 04:56 PM (#685102)
Subject: Register as American Patriot Here
From: GUEST

http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/patriot/index.asp


07 Apr 02 - 05:14 PM (#685111)
Subject: RE: BS: Register as American Patriot Here
From: Mark Cohen

This is a wonderful idea, and has been done exceptionally well. I'd urge everyone to visit the site and sign up. I mean it! (Except for 'Spaw, who should visit the alternative site, http://www.whitehouse.com.)

Aloha,
Mark


07 Apr 02 - 05:24 PM (#685118)
Subject: RE: BS: Register as American Patriot Here
From: McGrath of Harlow

Or maybe this more sedate alternative - http://www.whitehouse.co.uk


07 Apr 02 - 05:33 PM (#685127)
Subject: RE: BS: Register as American Patriot Here
From: GUEST,The Phoenix

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn!!


07 Apr 02 - 06:12 PM (#685145)
Subject: RE: BS: Register as American Patriot Here
From: CarolC

Oh, man...

I can't! They say vegetarians aren't allowed.

Well, now I'm just really bummed out.


07 Apr 02 - 08:14 PM (#685198)
Subject: RE: BS: Register as American Patriot Here
From: artbrooks

Mark, did you say www.whitehouse.com on purpose? Dirty pictures!!! Yeah!! Dubya's site is www.whitehouse.gov.


07 Apr 02 - 08:23 PM (#685202)
Subject: RE: BS: Register as American Patriot Here
From: catspaw49

Yeah, Doc Mark knew what he was up to.....That was a favorite of the teenagers in the computer lab because it looked so legit that at first no one noticed the com vs. org! Connie had some of her class finally caught logging on there.

Yes, I am a patriot and I have definitely signed up!! I love that site in general because, like the Landover Baptist Church, it looks so damn real!!!

Spaw


07 Apr 02 - 08:51 PM (#685219)
Subject: RE: BS: Register as American Patriot Here
From: katlaughing

Dr. Mark! If you keep that up, you may never get lei-ed, again!


07 Apr 02 - 10:29 PM (#685269)
Subject: RE: BS: Register as American Patriot Here
From: Mark Cohen

Well, kat, that wouldn't be much of a change from the status quo....!

At first I couldn't figure out how somebody could have "hijacked" the official White House site...then I remembered that, as Art said, the real one is dot gov. The whole site, www.whitehouse.org is a crackup...some of the stuff is dumb, but some is wickedly funny. Unless you're a Republican, of course.

Aloha,
Mark


08 Apr 02 - 12:14 AM (#685306)
Subject: RE: BS: Register as American Patriot Here
From: Hrothgar

How does one identify the real one?


08 Apr 02 - 12:34 AM (#685313)
Subject: RE: BS: Register as American Patriot Here
From: GUEST

No need to "REGISTER"

Your previous mudcat postings and political "leanings" have been registered, digested, and filed: into friend or foe catagories.


08 Apr 02 - 02:09 AM (#685337)
Subject: RE: BS: Register as American Patriot Here
From: Mark Cohen

Oh, goody!

Hrothgar, the real one is http://www.whitehouse.gov, although, to paraphrase a former political figure, that might depend on what you mean by "real".

Aloha,
Mark


08 Apr 02 - 08:58 AM (#685421)
Subject: RE: BS: Register as American Patriot Here
From: GUEST

Glad you all enjoyed the link.

For those of you who are True Christian Believers, you may be in for a bit of a shock. Here you will find Betty Bowers, who is a better Christian than you:

http://www.bettybowers.com/


08 Apr 02 - 09:42 AM (#685446)
Subject: RE: BS: Register as American Patriot Here
From: GUEST

CarolC, it is obvious you didn't read the instructions.

Of course vegetarians are allowed to register. How else we would be able to determine they are the traitors they are to the American way of life? This registration is our best defense against native terrorists, like vegetarians, so please--register today!


08 Apr 02 - 04:52 PM (#685690)
Subject: RE: BS: Register as American Patriot Here
From: Little Hawk

As a longtime supporter of Crazy Horse and Sitting Bull...true American patriots...I am proud to register as an American patriot!

- LH


08 Apr 02 - 04:58 PM (#685699)
Subject: RE: BS: Register as American Patriot Here
From: Little Hawk

By the way, Disney World Jerusalem sounds like a fantastic solution to Middle East tensions! Just don't build one in Canada, please... :-)

- LH


08 Apr 02 - 05:48 PM (#685733)
Subject: RE: BS: Register as American Patriot Here
From: Shields Folk

"Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel" Samuel Johnson


09 Apr 02 - 10:21 AM (#686128)
Subject: RE: BS: Register as American Patriot Here
From: GUEST

And I'll bet Samuel Johnson wasn't registered, either.


09 Apr 02 - 01:43 PM (#686339)
Subject: RE: BS: Register as American Patriot Here
From: Amergin

well...I am glad to see Americans are winning the war on masturbation.....


09 Apr 02 - 01:59 PM (#686357)
Subject: RE: BS: Register as American Patriot Here
From: GUEST

Good Christian scientific studies have proven that the less we masturbate, the more furious we get.

By banning masturbation, we will keeps our homeland safe and secure for road ragers in SUVs talking on cell phones to someone they just saw, or will see in the next hour.

Like our civil rights, this seems to be a small price to pay for such security!


09 Apr 02 - 02:39 PM (#686390)
Subject: RE: BS: Register as American Patriot Here
From: Shields Folk

So is that you saying you are a wanker Guest?


09 Apr 02 - 02:52 PM (#686403)
Subject: RE: BS: Register as American Patriot Here
From: GUEST

Why the need for a personal attack there, Shields Folk?

Don't like the political parody because it is mocking your politics? Or are you just playing the "let's flamebait the guest" game?


10 Apr 02 - 05:57 AM (#686881)
Subject: RE: BS: Register as American Patriot Here
From: GUEST

X


10 Apr 02 - 12:01 PM (#687091)
Subject: RE: BS: Register as American Patriot Here
From: Blackcatter

Canada has a Disney Park - its Niagra Falls...