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BS: How Should We Treat Members?

10 Apr 02 - 11:27 AM (#687061)
Subject: How Should We Treat Members?
From: GUEST

?

10 Apr 02 - 11:55 AM (#687086)
Subject: RE: BS: How Should We Treat Members?
From: Menita

And what is this all about then? What sort of treat? I'd like a weekend at a health spa if you're ofering!

10 Apr 02 - 11:57 AM (#687087)
Subject: RE: BS: How Should We Treat Members?
From: smallpiper at work

hey a pint beer would do me

10 Apr 02 - 12:02 PM (#687094)
Subject: RE: BS: How Should We Treat Members?
From: Dave the Gnome

I've always treated my member with the greatest of respect thank you.

And I would never use one of the there doobley-intender thingies...

DtG

10 Apr 02 - 12:15 PM (#687101)
Subject: RE: BS: How Should We Treat Members?
From: GUEST

kid gloves

10 Apr 02 - 12:16 PM (#687103)
Subject: RE: BS: How Should We Treat Members?
From: Catherine Jayne

Jez and I would very much like to be treated to a summer of FREE FESTIVALS.............please!!!!

We treat "members" very well DtG!!!!LOL!!!

cat and Jez

10 Apr 02 - 12:53 PM (#687128)
Subject: RE: BS: How Should We Treat Members?
From: Mrs.Duck

Tut tut you two! Seriously members should be treated in the same way as anyone else. A prat is a prat whether you know their name or not. However hiding behind the term 'guest' and being a prat is worse because at least members can be replied to. However not everyone who posts as a guest is a troll or a flamer but it's usually pretty easy to spot the ones who are!

10 Apr 02 - 12:54 PM (#687129)
Subject: RE: BS: How Should We Treat Members?
From: Rick Fielding

When I first read the horror stories about 'treating members' (my dad had a lot of old medical books) I decided to make sure my member never NEEDED treating!

Untreated

10 Apr 02 - 01:00 PM (#687136)
Subject: RE: BS: How Should We Treat Members?
From: SINSULL

Do unto others as you would have others do unto you.

10 Apr 02 - 01:13 PM (#687153)
Subject: RE: BS: How Should We Treat Members?
From: catspaw49

Rick, there is an excellent display of mistreated members at the National Museum of Health in DC. A few that are pickled for posterity and a lot of photos. Truthfully, I was somewhat amazed at the amount of space dedicated to the "Fight Against Syphyllis."

Spaw

10 Apr 02 - 01:20 PM (#687157)
Subject: RE: BS: How Should We Treat Members?
From: SINSULL

SIGH

10 Apr 02 - 01:33 PM (#687169)
Subject: RE: BS: How Should We Treat Members?
From: Troll

Members have feelings, so we should always treat them in such a manner that those feelings are good. When all the members feel good, all's right with the world.

troll

10 Apr 02 - 01:50 PM (#687187)
Subject: RE: BS: How Should We Treat Members?
From: Don Firth

How Should We Treat Members? Well. . . .

Fellow goes to a doctor because he's managed to pick up a "social disease." The doctor examines him, says, "Hmm. Not good. It's full of holes!"
The fellow says, "Is there anything I can do with it, doctor?"
The doctor thinks awhile. Then he writes out a telephone number, hands it to the fellow and says, "Call this man."
The fellow leaves. The next day he comes back. He's angry and upset.
"What the hell is this?" he says. "I called this guy, and he tells me he's a musician who plays in an Irish folk music group. He says he plays the penny-whistle."
"Yeah," says the doctor. "I figured that he could teach you how to finger it."

Don Firth

10 Apr 02 - 01:58 PM (#687194)
Subject: RE: BS: How Should We Treat Members?
From: wysiwyg

According to an old feller at a nursing home last night, (as reported by my friend who works there), they should be sprayed with deodorant. (Of course seh refused!)

~Susan

12 Apr 02 - 04:57 AM (#688395)
Subject: RE: BS: How Should We Treat Members?
From: Trevor

Speaking of which, does anybody know Vick Burns?

12 Apr 02 - 05:11 AM (#688402)
Subject: RE: BS: How Should We Treat Members?
From: Bullfrog Jones

Aaaaargghhh! Members' members should NOT be sprayed with deodorant! Ask anyone who was ever a teenage boy --- he probably did it (but only once!)

B (wincing) J

12 Apr 02 - 05:18 AM (#688404)
Subject: RE: BS: How Should We Treat Members?
From: Gervase

...better than spraying 'em with Deep Heat or Ralgex. Ow!
And never chop chillies and then go for a slash (or touch any delicate parts of a significant other) without a thorough hand wash. Unless, that is, you're into doing strange things with yoghurt and bidets.

12 Apr 02 - 05:19 AM (#688406)
Subject: RE: BS: How Should We Treat Members?
From: GUEST,Martin Ryan

Pills of white mercury, of course.

Regards

12 Apr 02 - 07:03 AM (#688432)
Subject: RE: BS: How Should We Treat Members?
From: GUEST,micca at work

Or as (I think) Bernard Shaw said "Do NOT treat others as you would wish to be treated yourself, their tastes may differ"

12 Apr 02 - 10:01 AM (#688490)
Subject: RE: BS: How Should We Treat Members?
From: Little Hawk

Why, with the utter contempt and cavalier disregard they so richly deserve, of course... :-)

- LH

12 Apr 02 - 01:07 PM (#688631)
Subject: RE: BS: How Should We Treat Members?
From: Troll

And that says it all.
Over to you, Chet.

troll

12 Apr 02 - 01:20 PM (#688643)
Subject: RE: BS: How Should We Treat Members?
From: Fortunato

I refuse to join any clubs, private or otherwise, which would treat me like their members.

12 Apr 02 - 07:54 PM (#688875)
Subject: RE: BS: How Should We Treat Members?
From: Hawker

ROFL!!!

13 Apr 02 - 04:10 AM (#689014)
Subject: RE: BS: How Should We Treat Members?
From: John MacKenzie

Over to you Groucho

13 Apr 02 - 04:25 AM (#689015)
Subject: RE: BS: How Should We Treat Members?
From: alanabit

Micca at work. It was GBS. "Man and Superman" I believe.