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08 Apr 98 - 06:08 PM (#25467) Subject: lyrics:So sing me another verse thats worse.. From: I've heard a few verses
in china they do it for chile so sing me another verse worse than the other verse and waltz me around by my willie please add if you know verses |
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08 Apr 98 - 06:27 PM (#25471) Subject: RE: lyrics:So sing me another verse thats worse.. From: Earl The verses are limericks so the song is virtually endless. Here's one to get started:
There was a young lady named Wild |
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08 Apr 98 - 10:20 PM (#25491) Subject: RE: lyrics:So sing me another verse thats worse.. From: Catfeet I always thought the best part of this particular limerick song was the ability to change the chorus. Ie. instead of "in china they do it for chilies", your mother swims after troop ships, Darth vader's better looking than you mother, etc.(most of the chorus changes I know involve someone's mother) Catfeet |
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08 Apr 98 - 10:30 PM (#25493) Subject: RE: lyrics:So sing me another verse thats worse.. From: Bill D yep...all Limericks..I remember singing this for 20-30 minutes at a time in about 1962-3...and we usually did the "in China they never eat chili" routine to give someone else time to think of another verse...verses limited only by the tolerance of the audience... |
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08 Apr 98 - 11:43 PM (#25502) Subject: RE: lyrics:So sing me another verse thats worse.. From: Bojangles There was a young maiden named Alice Who peed in a Catholic Church chalice. 'Twas the general belief That 'twas just for relief And not through sectarian malice. |
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09 Apr 98 - 12:01 AM (#25505) Subject: RE: lyrics:So sing me another verse thats worse.. From: Charlie Baum I remember being in a group of people in a tavern. The entertainers in the tavern were about to begin a song of the nature of "Sing me another verse..." To gauge what they could reasonably get away with, they asked if the assembled multitudes if they would like to hear something "mild, double-entendered, risque, filthy, or downright filthy." One of the memories I cannot shake is that of MY OWN MOTHER standing up and calling at the top of her lungs for "downright filthy!" I'd never thought of my Mom as that earthy before. --Charlie
The youths who haunt movie palaces |
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09 Apr 98 - 06:13 AM (#25516) Subject: RE: lyrics:So sing me another verse thats worse.. From: Bill in Alabama What great memories this song brings back! We sang this one in Infantry School at Fort Benning as the cattle trucks were hauling us from one training area to another. The verses were, without exception, of the "downright filthy" variety. That was a long time ago, and I can't at present recall any that I wish to share. But thanks for the memory. |
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09 Apr 98 - 09:20 AM (#25521) Subject: RE: lyrics:So sing me another verse thats worse.. From: Tiger Charlie...... Make that last line "phallouses" Don't you agree, PeeWee? ..Tiger |
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10 Apr 98 - 04:41 AM (#25561) Subject: RE: lyrics:So sing me another verse thats worse.. From: Charlie Baum It was "fallacies" in my source, as in falsehoods. Sometimes limericks don't rhyme the way you expect them to:
There once was a man from St. Bees Charlie
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11 Apr 98 - 02:35 AM (#25608) Subject: RE: lyrics:So sing me another verse thats worse.. From: judy At the Summer Solstice Folk Festival in Los Angeles we always had a Dirty Joke and Song workshop. It had immense attendance. The hit of the day was always a song about Masturbation sung to Funiculi, Funicula enjoy! judy |
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11 Apr 98 - 01:36 PM (#25622) Subject: RE: lyrics:So sing me another verse thats worse.. From: Bill D NOT "Charlotte the Harlot"??? or "The Winnepeg Whore"? tsk...where has 'discriminating' bad taste gone?? |
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13 Apr 98 - 12:55 PM (#25712) Subject: RE: lyrics:So sing me another verse thats worse.. From: Bert It hasn't gone, it's here @BAWDY |
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14 Aug 07 - 02:15 PM (#2125370) Subject: RE: lyrics:So sing me another verse thats worse.. From: GUEST,james There once was a man from Nantucket With a dick so long he could suck it He replied with a grin As he wiped off his chin If my ear were a clit then I'd fuck it!!! haha good stuff man |
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14 Aug 07 - 02:53 PM (#2125402) Subject: RE: lyrics:So sing me another verse thats worse.. From: Greg B Gee, James, where did you get that one? Do you have a primary source? I'm sure nobody here has ever heard it before. (I hear there's a ship called Venus that's looking for a cabin-boy, perhaps you can sign on.) |
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14 Aug 07 - 06:25 PM (#2125546) Subject: RE: lyrics: So sing me another verse that's worse.. From: GUEST,TJ in San Diego A very few, and quickly: There once was a miss from Madras, Who possessed a magnificent ass! 'Twasn't round and pink, As you probably think, But was black, had long ears and ate grass!! There was a young man from Boston, Who drove a little red Austin. There was room for his ass, And a gallon of gas; But his balls hung out, and he lost 'em. There was a young man from Madras, Who had two balls made of brass. He clanged them together, And played "Stormy Weather," And lightning shot out of his ass! There was a young pouf from Khartoum, Took a lesbian up to his room. And they argued all night, As to who had the right To do what, and with which and to whom! There. That ought to hold 'em for a while. |
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14 Aug 07 - 06:46 PM (#2125562) Subject: RE: lyrics: So sing me another verse that's worse. From: Midchuck Sometimes limericks don't rhyme the way you expect them to: There once was a man from St. Bees Who was stung in the arm by a wasp... There was a young fellow named Durkin, Addicted to jerkin' his gherkin. His wife told him, "Durkin, By jerkin' your gherkin, You're shirkin' your firkin', you bastard!" Peter |
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14 Aug 07 - 07:24 PM (#2125587) Subject: RE: lyrics: So sing me another verse that's worse.. From: Leadfingers We used to use a different chorus ! That was a very good song Singe me another one Just like the other one Sing me another one do And assorted limericks ! |
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14 Aug 07 - 07:52 PM (#2125601) Subject: RE: lyrics: So sing me another verse that's worse.. From: Charley Noble And sometimes when we got bored we'd sing: In Chili they do it for china! So let's have another verse that's worse than the other verse, Then waltz me around again, Dinah! Cheerily, Charley Noble |
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14 Aug 07 - 08:46 PM (#2125639) Subject: RE: lyrics: So sing me another verse that's worse. From: Joe_F One can, indeed, go in a cycle: In China they do it for chili. In Chile they do it with turkeys. In Turkey they do it with grease. In Greece they do it for china. I suggest, however, that further limericks be posted not here, but on already existing limerick threads. |
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14 Aug 07 - 10:19 PM (#2125691) Subject: RE: lyrics: So sing me another verse that's worse. From: Songster Bob I recall a wonderful song session in Helen Schneyer's kitchen, following a carol-singing trip through old-town Alexandria streets, that ended with a marathon "Frigging in the Rigging." The best verse of that I remember was this one: The captain of the lugger Was such a filthy bugger -- Declared unfit To shovel shit From one ship to another. Ah, those were the days. Bob |
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15 Aug 07 - 12:11 AM (#2125740) Subject: RE: lyrics: So sing me another verse that's worse. From: Greg B There once was a fellow from Ghent Whose dick was peculiarly bent To save him from trouble He'd shove it in double And instead of coming, he went! There once was a couple named Kelly Who had to lie belly to belly Because in their haste They use library paste Instead of petroleum jelly |
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15 Aug 07 - 08:23 AM (#2125922) Subject: RE: lyrics: So sing me another verse that's worse.. From: Snuffy A young couple from Aberystwyth United the organs they cystwyth By turns and degrees On their hands and their knees They got to the organs they pystwyth |
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15 Aug 07 - 09:12 AM (#2125950) Subject: RE: lyrics: So sing me another verse that's worse.. From: Charley Noble Songster Bob- You certainly have netted a particularly fertile verse for Friggin' in the Riggin'. We always enjoyed singing a more innocent version of the song while tied up at marinas. The fun was waiting for someone to make a mistake as we imbibed more and more fermented fluids. Cheerily, Charley Noble |
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15 Aug 07 - 08:46 PM (#2126535) Subject: RE: lyrics: So sing me another verse that's worse. From: Joe_F Since this chorus now has a thread of its own, it perhaps should be mentioned that its tune is that of the chorus of "Cielito Lindo", a song that IMO we hear too seldom. |
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15 Aug 07 - 08:55 PM (#2126546) Subject: RE: lyrics: So sing me another verse that's worse. From: Uncle_DaveO There was a young girl from St. Paul Wore a newspaper dress to a ball But the dress caught afire And burnt her entire Front page, sporting section, and all! Dave Oesterreich |
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15 Aug 07 - 08:57 PM (#2126549) Subject: RE: lyrics: So sing me another verse that's worse. From: Greg B Aye, Aye, Aye, Aye... |
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16 Aug 07 - 01:07 AM (#2126692) Subject: RE: lyrics: So sing me another verse that's worse.. From: Liz the Squeak I've obviously been leading too chaste and pure a life recently... I have no recollection of this song at all. LTS |
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16 Aug 07 - 03:00 AM (#2126721) Subject: RE: lyrics: So sing me another verse that's worse.. From: Georgiansilver To mudcat I come in belief, That I can find some light relief. And Limericks I've found, Some of which might astound. Keep 'em coming folks, that's now your brief! |
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16 Aug 07 - 04:17 AM (#2126752) Subject: RE: lyrics: So sing me another verse that's worse.. From: Old Grizzly Now there as a young man from Wales Who lived on gangrenous snails When he could get none of these He made do with green cheese That he picked off his dick with his nails not sure they sink any lower than that ...... but someone will prove me wrong no doubt.... Dave |
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16 Aug 07 - 06:41 AM (#2126828) Subject: RE: lyrics: So sing me another verse that's worse.. From: Liz the Squeak Oh Dave, you should know better than to say things like that here! LTS |
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16 Aug 07 - 06:55 AM (#2126844) Subject: RE: lyrics: So sing me another verse that's worse.. From: Leadfingers I like to start 'mild' and slowly degenerate ! The Limerick packs laughs anatomical In a space that is quite economical But the good ones we've seen So seldom are clean And the clean ones are seldom so comical God's plan made a hopeful beginning But man went and spoilt it by sinning We trust that the story Will end in God's glory But at present the other side's winning |
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16 Aug 07 - 08:26 AM (#2126920) Subject: RE: lyrics: So sing me another verse that's worse.. From: GUEST,pavane A lot of the above were printed in the "Pan book of Limericks" around 1970, though some in slightly different vesions. |
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23 Aug 07 - 11:20 AM (#2132013) Subject: RE: lyrics: So sing me another verse that's worse.. From: GUEST,guest The two grossest I recall were: There once was a girl from Azores Who's snatch was all covered with sores. The dogs in the street Would eat the green meat That hung in festoons from her drawers. There was a man named MacTavish Who was known as a sexual savage While fucking his mother He beat off his brother And ate out his sister's miscarriage. Many more were renowned for cleverness ~ There was a lad named Crockett tried to screw a light socket Some son-of-a-bitch turned on the switch and Crockett took off like a rocket. |
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23 Aug 07 - 09:16 PM (#2132388) Subject: RE: lyrics: So sing me another verse that's worse. From: Joe_F But in her interstices She had a far worse disease |
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11 Oct 07 - 04:41 PM (#2169062) Subject: RE: lyrics: So sing me another verse that's worse. From: GUEST,Weigel there was this man from Oregon who wanted to have sex again so he went on a quest to sleep with the rest so he moved to Bellvieue Washington Oregon is pronounced Or-e-gin Washington is pronounced Wash-ing-tin |
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11 Oct 07 - 06:41 PM (#2169176) Subject: RE: lyrics: So sing me another verse that's worse. From: GUEST i read mine again, and it sucks... Weigel |
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11 Oct 07 - 07:18 PM (#2169206) Subject: RE: lyrics: So sing me another verse that's worse.. From: Bill D Weigel's post 'may' not have been visible to everyone, as it was in "Bradley Hand ITC", a handwriting font. I saw it in the original, and I'm not sure how it defaults if you don't have that font, so here's the post. there was this man from Oregon who wanted to have sex again so he went on a quest to sleep with the rest so he moved to Bellvieue Washington Oregon is pronounced Or-e-gin Washington is pronounced Wash-ing-tin |
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11 Oct 07 - 09:08 PM (#2169255) Subject: RE: lyrics: So sing me another verse that's worse. From: Joe_F Weigel: Occasionally there is a point to bad rhyme, e.g., The youth who attend picture palaces Have no use for psychoanalysis. Altho Dr Freud Is distinctly annoyed, They cling to their long-standing fallacies. There was once a young man of West Cork, Who always split buns with a fork. Said he, "Damn that rhyme! I'd make much better time If I came from Kilmallock or Limerick. |
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04 Nov 07 - 01:27 AM (#2185998) Subject: RE: lyrics: So sing me another verse that's worse.. From: GUEST,Jimmy A poetical lad from Japan Wrote limericks that just wouldn't scan. When told it was so, He replaied, "Yes, I know, But I always try to squeeze as many syllables into the last line as I possibly can." |
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04 Nov 07 - 01:35 AM (#2186002) Subject: RE: lyrics: So sing me another verse that's worse.. From: Mr Happy There once was a man from St. Bees Who was stung by a wasp on his knees...? Now isn't that better? |
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04 Nov 07 - 05:36 PM (#2186445) Subject: RE: lyrics: So sing me another verse that's worse. From: topical tom There once was a man from Madras Whose balls were made out of brass. With each step he took They thundered and shook And lightning shot out of his ass. As some entertainer once said (Al Jolson?) "I got a hundred of 'em! They hark back to my younger, tavern-going days.It was a singing contest we often played. |
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04 Nov 07 - 07:31 PM (#2186507) Subject: RE: lyrics: So sing me another verse that's worse. From: topical tom Not Al Jolson! Jimmy Durantee. |
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04 Nov 07 - 07:56 PM (#2186513) Subject: RE: lyrics: So sing me another verse that's worse.. From: Little Hawk Bob Stanfield could sell underwear And Trudeau could certainly swear But Brian Mulroney Just gave us the Loonie Aside from a lot of hot air |
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04 Nov 07 - 08:26 PM (#2186525) Subject: RE: lyrics: So sing me another verse that's worse.. From: GUEST,check this out... there was a man from tamil nadu, he didnt know what to do? so he had his fun by fu*king a nun and then he became a sadhu |
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05 Nov 07 - 01:49 PM (#2186922) Subject: RE: lyrics: So sing me another verse that's worse.. From: PeadarOfPortsmouth Per the original request of the thread, I learned this as a particularly crude (and not particularly witty) rugby song. Assuming there's no one faint-of-heart on this thread, two of the lead lines I remember were : aye aye ya aye/Your mother licks bat sh!t off cave walls aye aye ya aye/Your sister goes out with sailors (or replace "sailors" with the two syllable nickname of a friend your looking to embarrass) I'm quite certain "Your father" and "Your brother" did things as well, (I think cucumbers were somehow involved) but it's been a few years since I've heard this ditty...and since I wasn't actually on the rugby team, I didn't commit it to memory. Peter |
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05 Nov 07 - 03:19 PM (#2186994) Subject: RE: lyrics: So sing me another verse that's worse. From: GUEST Aye, aye ay-ay In texas they claim they grow bigger so tell me another that's worse than the other and dust it all over with sugar |
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05 Nov 07 - 05:35 PM (#2187088) Subject: RE: lyrics: So sing me another verse that's worse.. From: GUEST,RIch (bodhránaí gan ciall) Your father refills cream donuts so sing me another verse... Your sister rides bicycles without seat so sing me another verse.... I don't remember any of the other verses. On the other hand the difference between prose and poetry is: Prose: The once was a lad from Rees who waded the river up to his ankles. If he'd waded a little deeper it would be poetry. Rich |
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05 Nov 07 - 07:21 PM (#2187153) Subject: RE: lyrics: So sing me another verse that's worse.. From: GUEST,TJ in San Diego There was a young miss from Madras, Who possessed a magnificent ass! T'wasn't round and pink, As you undoubtedly think, But was black, had long ears and ate grass. There was a bold lad from Westmeath, Was a toper who had oft' cheated death. Before he gave out, He ordered MORE STOUT! With his antepenultimate breath! |
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06 Nov 07 - 09:54 AM (#2187472) Subject: RE: lyrics: So sing me another verse that's worse.. From: Mark Ross "you're mother does pushups on flagpoles" Mark Ross |
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06 Nov 07 - 10:49 AM (#2187522) Subject: RE: lyrics: So sing me another verse that's worse. From: Midchuck Your mother skin dives for whaleshit... P |
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06 Nov 07 - 11:24 AM (#2187548) Subject: RE: lyrics: So sing me another verse that's worse.. From: GUEST,TJ in San Diego I must have hit paydirt in Westmeath...? Roses are red, Violets are blue, Bilirubin is brown..... |
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07 Nov 07 - 08:10 AM (#2188263) Subject: RE: lyrics: So sing me another verse that's worse.. From: Bryn Pugh A certain young fellow named Pugh (no relation, of course) Lived on underpants scrapings and spew. When he couldn't get that He'd eat what he shat And fine tasty shit he shat, too. (Sod's opera chorus) : That was a horrible rhyme Sing us another one just like the other one Sing us another one, do ! |
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08 Dec 07 - 12:15 PM (#2211351) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: So sing me another verse that's worse From: GUEST,WillT There once was a man named Pooley, Who shagged a hooker named Julie, The smell of her twat Clean blew of his hat, And took the skin right off his left gooley. There once was a man from the cape, Who had sex with a Barbary ape, The experience was horrid, All arse and no forehead, And bollocks the size of a grape. There once was a man named Jimmy, Who got with a girl named Kimmy, Her twat was so wide, She felt nothing inside, And said his cock was too skinny!! |
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08 Dec 07 - 02:14 PM (#2211398) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: So sing me another verse that's worse.. From: GUEST,Bob A. Not quite on the same thread but a song I heard many years ago had a number of verses similar to the limericks viz, My uncle 's a country physician with instruments slender and thin He only performs one operation By gum how the money rolls in rolls in rolls in by gum,,,,,,,,,,, in. My aunty runs a girls' seminary saving young girls from sin she'll save you a blond for a tanner by gum how the money rolls in etc |
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04 Aug 10 - 01:55 PM (#2958132) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: So sing me another verse that's worse.. From: GUEST There once was a woman named Dot Who lived off pig shit and snot when she couldn't get these she'd eat the green cheese which she scraped from the sides of her twat!! Aye aye aye aye, disco freaks suck mirror balls oh sing me another verse that's worse than the other verse then toss me around by my willie! |
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18 Dec 10 - 11:12 PM (#3056877) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: So sing me another verse that's worse.. From: GUEST,GW alumnus OMFG I remember the ay yi yi yi song so well. We made it up in 1990 at about 11PM at the GW offices at Queen's. The verses I remember were... Your father refills cream donuts Your mother swims after troopships Your sister douches with Draino Your brother buys gerbils in 6-packs Your mother eats batshit off cave walls It kinda degenerated after that and I don't remember the rest, but these are original lines created in Kingston, Ontario, Canada |
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27 Aug 11 - 12:56 PM (#3213510) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: So sing me another verse that's worse.. From: GUEST,johhny guest There once was a vampiress named mabel. Who's periods were rather unstable. By the light of the moon with aid of a spoon. She drank herself under the table. Your mother gave crabs to my donkey. |
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22 Sep 12 - 10:50 PM (#3408890) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: So sing me another verse that's worse.. From: GUEST,michael Kenyon college, 1962 there was a young man from Racine, who invented a jack-off machine concave or convex it could fuck either sex but oh what a bastard to clean |
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23 Sep 12 - 01:35 PM (#3409089) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: So sing me another verse that's worse.. From: dick greenhaus Back in the day, the Columbia Band used to travel by bus to away football games. THe standard occupation was to put a dollar each into a pool, and sing limericks. If you missed a turn, you were out. Winner took all. The longest session I recall took us from New York to Rhode Island. |
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27 Oct 12 - 05:15 PM (#3427011) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: So sing me another verse that's worse.. From: GUEST,Krash There's more on that jack-off machine It was used by the King of Racine On the thirty-third stroke The friggin' thing broke And now the King is the Queen |
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28 Oct 12 - 02:19 AM (#3427168) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: So sing me another verse that's worse.. From: Mark Ross I once entered a dirty song contest in NYC. My contribution to the festivities was THE CASTRATION OF THE STRAWBERRY ROAN, a parody written by Curley Fletcher, the author of the original (I'm told by Glenn Ohrlin, who I learned the song from, that Curley used to write his own dirty parodies before anyone else could get around to doing so). I came in 2nd to an Irish fellow who sang the limerick ditty under discussion here. His song wasn't any dirtier than the Castration, it was the way he sang it. Mark Ross |
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29 Nov 12 - 07:18 PM (#3444573) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: So sing me another verse that's worse.. From: GUEST,Glenn "Your father gets cum in his moustache" "Your mother licks moose cum off pinecones" "Your mother don't wipe, she drip dries" "Your father jerks off in creme doughnuts" "Your brother eats those creme doughnuts" "Your grandmother swims after troopships" "The troopships requested your father" "Your sister goes down for a quarter" |
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23 Feb 14 - 02:16 PM (#3604116) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: So sing me another verse that's worse.. From: GUEST,Ivan S A friend of mine used to have a live version of this sung by Bob McGrath (Bob, from "Sesame Street"!!). Has anyone else heard this or, even better, does anyone have a copy? |
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11 Mar 14 - 06:40 AM (#3608892) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: So sing me another verse that's worse.. From: GUEST There once was this man from Australia Who painted his arse like a Dahlia The color was fine ,the design divine, but the aroma,good lord was a faliure |
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11 Mar 14 - 02:52 PM (#3608977) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: So sing me another verse that's worse.. From: GUEST,Tug the Cox. I thought that the original post referred notto limericks but to parodies of Cielito Lindo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjJDv1IeF8I The one I remember concerned different kinds of drink...e.g Some like the brandy, it makes them feel randy, but I prefer thr Vino,,aye aye the vino, the vino is so supremo ( whisky/frisky....Rum/to come...beer/queer etc The Chorus was Aye aye aye aye, si si senora My sister belinda she pissed out the winda (window) and filled up my btothers sombrereo. |
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08 Oct 15 - 09:24 PM (#3742563) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: So sing me another verse that's worse.. From: GUEST,Snooper There Once was a Man named Dave, Who Fucked Dead Whores in a Cave, Tho there isn't much Class, In a Dead Piece of Ass, Just look at the Money he Saved!!!! |