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21 Apr 02 - 02:00 AM (#694711) Subject: Time Travel From: rangeroger A friend of mine just received this as an e-mail with an address from the UK and sent it to me. If you are a time traveler or alien and or in procession of alien or government technology I need your help! My case is truly genuine! I seek to work with someone who is of good nature,someone I can call my savior as well as a friend. My life has been severely tampered with and cursed!! I have suffered tremendously and am now dying! I need to be able to: Travel back n time. Rewind my life including my age back to 4. I am in great danger and need this immediately! I want to work with you in any way possible. I am aware of two types of time travel one in physical form and the other i energy form where a snapshot of your brain is taken using either the dimensional warp or the brain snapshot device and then sends your conciousness back through time to part with your other self. I'm almost certain the dimensional warp would be the safest and best solution. I have a time macine now, but it has limited abilities and is useless without a vortex. If you have this technology and can help me please send me a (SEPARATE)emailto: Thanks rr |
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21 Apr 02 - 02:07 AM (#694712) Subject: RE: BS: Time Travel From: Ebbie Don't you know it- they are ahead of us over there. |
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21 Apr 02 - 02:11 AM (#694713) Subject: RE: BS: Time Travel From: Amos Well you sure brought it to the right place -- I'm sure Rickhas a couple of dozen songs from that period and will be happy to warp him back with them. If he's willing to wait we could send him the Mudcat Sampler CD -- 'course there's no telling what century he'd end up in!!! A |
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21 Apr 02 - 03:33 AM (#694733) Subject: RE: BS: Time Travel From: rangeroger Amos, I was sure that you would be the one to figure out how to create an east-west polarized vortex generator to help the poor man out. Of course, maybe that's what Rick's songs would do. rr |
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21 Apr 02 - 11:36 AM (#694868) Subject: RE: BS: Time Travel From: Clinton Hammond Heh... sounds like someone forgot that the tinfoil in yer hat should be shiny side out! LOL!!!! |
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21 Apr 02 - 11:51 AM (#694877) Subject: RE: BS: Time Travel From: Wincing Devil Hellooooo..... Everybody knows you keep the shiny side IN |
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21 Apr 02 - 11:58 AM (#694879) Subject: RE: BS: Time Travel From: Clinton Hammond No no no... it's gotta be OUT, to reflect the beams from the orbital mind control lasers!!!! ;-) |
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21 Apr 02 - 12:37 PM (#694895) Subject: RE: BS: Time Travel From: Wincing Devil |
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21 Apr 02 - 12:41 PM (#694901) Subject: RE: BS: Time Travel From: Wincing Devil IN!The matte finish diffuses the incoming signals, the reflective surface inside keeps your thoughts from radiating outward where they could be detected by a PRI (Passive Reading Implement). An ARI is only used by the Gamma Thetans, and everybody know that the GT's couldn't mambo dogfaced thru a banana path, they're harmelss. |
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21 Apr 02 - 01:09 PM (#694921) Subject: RE: BS: Time Travel From: wysiwyg Sounds like a case for JESUS! ~S~ |
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21 Apr 02 - 01:18 PM (#694934) Subject: RE: BS: Time Travel From: Clinton Hammond How's about one piece in and one piece out to cover all the bases?? LOL!!!! |
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21 Apr 02 - 03:26 PM (#694989) Subject: RE: BS: Time Travel From: Wincing Devil Two Pieces? What a crackpot idea! |
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22 Apr 02 - 01:11 AM (#695346) Subject: RE: BS: Time Travel From: Stephen L. Rich Sherman, set the Wayback for last Tuesday. We're going to meet the famous thingamabob, Whatisname! |
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22 Apr 02 - 02:02 AM (#695365) Subject: RE: BS: Time Travel From: GUEST,.gargoyle Funny on Yahoo -
http://www.yil.com/daily/forward/index.asp
Rather stale, boring and inappropriate here.
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22 Apr 02 - 08:43 AM (#695487) Subject: RE: BS: Time Travel From: little john cameron Mah pal Tam has the very thing tae help the poor fellah.An actual time machine that works!!!Warning!!It is very touchy so please do not try this on your own. Here is his storyWhizz-beep-beep |
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22 Apr 02 - 04:20 PM (#695872) Subject: RE: BS: Time Travel From: Bill D everyone knows that you have to go VERY fast to beat time...like in Poul Anderson's novel.... you don't just plug in some jury-rigged gadget! Hmmmppf! I am working on it, but so far I am only half-fast. |
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22 Apr 02 - 04:41 PM (#695890) Subject: RE: BS: Time Travel From: Tiger 4.6 Gigawatts?!?! |
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22 Apr 02 - 04:43 PM (#695893) Subject: RE: BS: Time Travel From: Clinton Hammond "1.21 Jigawatts?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" Doc Brown -Back To The Future- ;-) |
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22 Apr 02 - 04:52 PM (#695902) Subject: RE: BS: Time Travel From: MMario Heck - I was in 1590-something just Saturday... |
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22 Apr 02 - 07:12 PM (#696020) Subject: RE: BS: Time Travel From: Gareth Now if Concord, flying West to East to West can land earlier than it took off all we need is the means to refuel her in flight for a few thousand years then we have a means of tracelling to the future. Unless the BBC cuts in with .. " De dum de dum de dum de dum de dum Whee ooh ...... Exterminate ! Exterminate ! Oh Lord My Brain Hurts ! Gareth - who remembers cowering behind the sofa on Saturday evenings in the 60's |
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22 Apr 02 - 07:31 PM (#696030) Subject: RE: BS: Time Travel From: little john cameron Aye Gareth,ah certainly dae.Lemmy an' Mitch used tae scare the bejeezus oot o' me. It seems tae me that wis it,tho' it disnae seen that scary noo that ah've heard it again. ljc |
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22 Apr 02 - 07:50 PM (#696038) Subject: RE: BS: Time Travel From: vectis Oh Dear rangeroger hasn't anyone told you. James Dyson has commandeered the world supply of vortexes so all you time travellers have to buy them from him. No more freebees.......Sorry |