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BS: WORLD TOPLESS DAY

03 May 02 - 07:09 PM (#703957)
Subject: WORLD TOPLESS DAY
From: GUEST,BS

Friday 13th. September 2002 is world topless day! Anyone can take part, the object is to raise monies for charity, go topless in your local & collect for a charity of your choice (breast cancer charities being favourite). Walk around your own house toppless & force your husband/partner to give to charity! Or better still go public! Tell your friends about this, the more the merrier!


03 May 02 - 07:12 PM (#703961)
Subject: RE: WORLD TOPLESS DAY
From: gnu

Nah. It'd scare the neighbours. Maybe they'd donate for me not to.


03 May 02 - 07:20 PM (#703963)
Subject: RE: WORLD TOPLESS DAY
From: Sorcha

Now there is an idea, gnu! Wouldn't be a pretty sight around here, either......'sides, I would probably get arrested. Can't you just see it--the entire Police Force in SmallTown USA going topless..........giggle!


03 May 02 - 07:26 PM (#703969)
Subject: RE: BS: WORLD TOPLESS DAY
From: GUEST,BS

How about a practice run at Towersey barn!in August?


03 May 02 - 10:55 PM (#704055)
Subject: RE: BS: WORLD TOPLESS DAY
From: Celtic Soul

I'd consider it, except that I really don't want to do any damage to my knees.


04 May 02 - 12:54 AM (#704095)
Subject: RE: BS: WORLD TOPLESS DAY
From: Troll

I go topless all the time. I get no respect.
"Ya gonna come in here, ya put on a shirt, fella!"
And he's got a sign on the door: "Men:
No Shirt
No Shoes
No Service
Women:
No Shirt
No Shoes
Free Beer!

No respect! At all!

troll


04 May 02 - 09:55 AM (#704190)
Subject: RE: BS: WORLD TOPLESS DAY
From: Amos

Gentlemen:

I am informed by the Elders of Tactile Reconaissance that the Temple of the Golden Globes should get in touch with you in light of your fervent potential as recruits.

We have introductory courses designed to introduce you to the Temple's beliefs and practices, in which we focus on feeling and the contemplation of divine curves. We offer more advanced studies, conducted in Braille. Please read the accompanying leaflet carefully; you will find that opportunities for prayerful, focused meditation on the Great Mammarian SPirit abound, and that all you need to do is get in better touch.

Sincerely yours,

Brother Lactimmus Globulus
Recruiter
Temple of the Golden Globes
"Behold! Our cups run over, and our spirits are full of thanks!"


04 May 02 - 10:21 PM (#704522)
Subject: RE: BS: WORLD TOPLESS DAY
From: Paul from Hull

*LOL*...Celtic Soul!


05 May 02 - 02:12 PM (#704809)
Subject: RE: BS: WORLD TOPLESS DAY
From: Little Hawk

I went topless for a week once, and nobody even noticed.

- LH


05 May 02 - 02:22 PM (#704810)
Subject: RE: BS: WORLD TOPLESS DAY
From: kendall

Two years ago a very well built woman was arrested for mowing her lawn topless, the charge was indecent exposure. Maine law says, it is only indecent if the genitalia are exposed, and that is never the case with women. Her neighbor was a pain in the ass, and I guess they had been having a neighborhood feud. The cop didn't even want to pursue it, but, the neighbor insisted. Don't know what the "Slim Reaper" did, but, it was clearly a case of "tit for tat".


05 May 02 - 02:35 PM (#704819)
Subject: RE: BS: WORLD TOPLESS DAY
From: Little Hawk

"Never", kendall???

Some people may be under the mistaken impression that breasts ARE genitalia! It's the sort of thing Archie Bunker might have come up with.

- LH


05 May 02 - 02:36 PM (#704820)
Subject: RE: BS: WORLD TOPLESS DAY
From: Clinton Hammond

In Ontario, it's legal for anyone to be topless...


05 May 02 - 03:02 PM (#704824)
Subject: RE: BS: WORLD TOPLESS DAY
From: kendall

I'd trade ALL of my neighbors for her!


05 May 02 - 03:34 PM (#704842)
Subject: RE: BS: WORLD TOPLESS DAY
From: GUEST,BS

Amos I want to join, I have dedicated my life to this subject. I suspect that I was born a triplate & I was the bottle fed one!


05 May 02 - 03:46 PM (#704850)
Subject: RE: BS: WORLD TOPLESS DAY
From: Amos

Welcome, GuestBS. There are a number of past entries in our archives about the Temple and its ambitions. Our Tactile Political Action Committee (TPAC) is even now planning to show those anti-religious zealots in Washington a thing or two, which you can learn about in this thread over here.

A.


05 May 02 - 04:36 PM (#704880)
Subject: RE: BS: WORLD TOPLESS DAY
From: Bill D

is this a real date! I didn't see anything about it on the boob tube.


05 May 02 - 05:57 PM (#704923)
Subject: RE: BS: WORLD TOPLESS DAY
From: Little Hawk

If it's a date you're looking for, check the classified ads...

- LH


05 May 02 - 06:07 PM (#704928)
Subject: RE: BS: WORLD TOPLESS DAY
From: Uncle_DaveO

Or the men's room wall!

Dave Oesterreich


05 May 02 - 06:11 PM (#704929)
Subject: RE: BS: WORLD TOPLESS DAY
From: GUEST,Charles@calsay.freeserve.co.uk

My attitude is "If you have seen one you have seen them both"!


06 May 02 - 12:20 AM (#705062)
Subject: RE: BS: WORLD TOPLESS DAY
From: Amos

Obviously this thread is just the thing for dissemination, so to speak, on the twin virtues. To help those of you who feel you might want to join our cult, so that your meditations can be defended as a religious freedom rather than barbarously censured as an invasion of ordinary mortal personal space, I offer the following pointers to earlier discussions on this promising new religious group:

Pamela Anderson's Boobs - real or faked?

Joe Offer Sighting!

MC.Personalities. Cyber, & in the flesh.

BS: The Other Breast

Thanks for all the support, and keep them pointing north!

A


06 May 02 - 09:35 AM (#705190)
Subject: RE: BS: WORLD TOPLESS DAY
From: okthen

If someone wants to sponsor me I'll try and get legless for the day.


08 May 02 - 04:31 PM (#706932)
Subject: RE: BS: WORLD TOPLESS DAY
From: GUEST,BS

Come one! Tell your friends about this! If we tell enough people it will become real, and someone at work or in the folk club or pub will tell you about it! We can make this happen if we really try!


10 May 02 - 10:45 AM (#708165)
Subject: RE: BS: WORLD TOPLESS DAY
From: The Admiral

I'm bringing this back into light of day in order to cheer up Dave Guest that connisewer of female appendages, All the breast!


10 May 02 - 11:54 AM (#708216)
Subject: RE: BS: WORLD TOPLESS DAY
From: Amos

And thanks for the fond mammaries, from all of us at the Overflowing Cup Competition at the Temple of the Golden Globes!

A


10 May 02 - 12:19 PM (#708238)
Subject: RE: BS: WORLD TOPLESS DAY
From: Stilly River Sage

News this week says that kids who were nursed for at least 9 months score consistently several points higher on IQ tests. Perhaps that means they're smarter, not just better able to take tests. ;-)

I sometimes miss those days of closeness to my kids, but then I think back to that feeling like I was wearing a couple of canteloups around and am glad to be back to a more comfortable size. Pamela Anderson is welcome to her inflated front, I, like a lot of women, prefer a slimmer profile. (And as Ben Franklin sagely noted, "All cats are gray in the dark"--I assume that this has many applications!)

SRS


10 May 02 - 01:30 PM (#708319)
Subject: RE: BS: WORLD TOPLESS DAY
From: Genie

I think that World Topless Day should be coordinated with Amos's proposed Knickers Liberation Movement.

Genie


10 May 02 - 03:49 PM (#708407)
Subject: RE: BS: WORLD TOPLESS DAY
From: SharonA

Amos sez, "Keep them pointing north!" No thanks; I don't want 'em to start growing moss. Ew!


10 May 02 - 03:53 PM (#708412)
Subject: RE: BS: WORLD TOPLESS DAY
From: Paul from Hull

*ROFL*


10 May 02 - 03:54 PM (#708413)
Subject: RE: BS: WORLD TOPLESS DAY
From: Paul from Hull

*ROFL*


11 May 02 - 09:33 AM (#708811)
Subject: RE: BS: WORLD TOPLESS DAY
From: Genie

Let's see if I can get that blicky to work this time.

Knickers Liberation Movement.


11 May 02 - 12:09 PM (#708888)
Subject: RE: BS: WORLD TOPLESS DAY
From: annamill

I saw Emerald Forest a couple of days ago and realized how really silly this whole breast coverup thing really is. They *hung* around noticing nothing. It was "WORLD TOPLESS' every day for them.

Like Twain said, at least I think it was him, morality is a matter of locality..or something like that.

(Corrections happily excepted here)

Love, Annamill


11 May 02 - 12:16 PM (#708891)
Subject: RE: BS: WORLD TOPLESS DAY
From: Amos

Anna:

Is that a movie. or a musical group?

It is silly, indeed, but Ihave to tell you that I had a conversation on a Jamaican beach one time with a pleasant lass of the topless persuasion -- she just wanted directions or something -- and she looked me right in the eyes as we spoke -- blue eyes, she had -- very pretty eyes, yes...--- and by sheer force of will power I looked her in the eyes right back.; but my peripheral vision was going absolutely four-alarm mad by the time the conversation was over!! :>)

So silly it may be but the alternatiove is probably gonna take some getting used to for those of us who were raised in the Dark Ages of Mammary Occlusion :>). But, personally, I'm all for it. As the chief public relations person for the Temple of the Golden Globes, I promote forward thinking, so to speak, at every opportunity, in print, conversation, song and Braille.

A

A


11 May 02 - 12:31 PM (#708896)
Subject: RE: BS: WORLD TOPLESS DAY
From: annamill

Amos, Emerald Forest is a very old movie and it was actually filmed in S. America using actual natives who go TOPLESS every day, including those days they were filming this movie. Good movie. Get it if you can find it.

As I watched it with my husband, it struck me that it was perfectly normal. There were no unusual sounds coming from his side of the couch and I was amazed at how it was perfectly exceptable sitting there watching so many young girls virtually naked!! Men too, incidently.

Amazing.

L.A.


11 May 02 - 03:07 PM (#708999)
Subject: RE: BS: WORLD TOPLESS DAY
From: Amos

Well, I guess from your testimony, the Temple needs a master copy in archive to use as a source for its massive re-indoctrination campaign to further the world-wide acceptance and furtherance of the purposaes and practices of the TGG, with emphasis on Open Admiration and Curvilinear Meditation as a normal religous practice!

We need all the good propoganda material we can get!!

;.>}

A