04 May 02 - 12:04 PM (#704244) Subject: Message to Mr. Happy From: Joe Offer
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04 May 02 - 01:32 PM (#704288) Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy From: Amos Ole Mister Happy, aka Little John The Conqueroo, aka John Thomas -- he never answers when you want him to, but when he feels like talkin', watch out!! ***BG*** A |
04 May 02 - 10:38 PM (#704527) Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy From: Celtic Soul Was I the only one who came in here expecting to see some sort of thread about men who talk to their private parts? It reminded me of the movie "Inner Space" when Martin Short's character was talking to Dennis Quaids character at a urinal (Dennis was miniaturized, and floating around in Martin's body someplace). Some other guy comes in to take a leak and says, "Jeez, man...play with it, but don't *talk* to it!" :::thread creep over::: And there's another one. Is anyone else reminded of trolls when they see the term "Thread Creep"? |
05 May 02 - 12:20 AM (#704559) Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy From: GUEST,Mr Happy Try me at: gggargoylegg@yahoo.com
Always more than HAPPY to pick up another BOGUS
Sincerely |
05 May 02 - 12:50 AM (#704571) Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy From: CarolC Was I the only one who came in here expecting to see some sort of thread about men who talk to their private parts? No, CS. I had the same expectation. And boy am I disappointed. |
06 May 02 - 06:08 PM (#705518) Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy From: Mr Happy amos, celtic, gargleoil,'n carolc don't worry- be happy
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07 May 02 - 02:54 PM (#706092) Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy From: DonD So this elderly gentleman gets up in the middle of the night for his usual bathroom visit, but he's having trouble getting started. He's standing there in the dark, and he starts urging his reluctant member to cooperate: "Come on, little fella, let's get going here. I'm sleepy and want to go back to sleep; you must be sleepy, too --" at which point his wife calls out from the bedroom, "Who are you talking to in there?" After a pause, the old guy answers sadly, "You wouldn't remember him." |
07 May 02 - 03:07 PM (#706106) Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy From: Fortunato Good one Don. You are cordially notified I'm stealing it. |
07 May 02 - 04:07 PM (#706166) Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy From: catspaw49 So Joe........Has Mr. Happy ever reset his cookie? Spaw |
07 May 02 - 05:07 PM (#706211) Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy From: Steve in Idaho "You wouldn't remember." Har har har har har - - REALLY good one -
Steve |
07 May 02 - 05:19 PM (#706222) Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy From: Sorcha I believe that Guest, Mr. Happy is now member Happiness.....(shut up, Spaw) |
07 May 02 - 05:47 PM (#706250) Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy From: CarolC Well, Happiness, welcome to the Mudcat. It's always good to have a little more happiness around. |
07 May 02 - 05:55 PM (#706259) Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy From: Celtic Soul LOL!!!!!!!!!! Sorcha and DonD...Very good! Just the medicine after a day of work. |
07 May 02 - 06:24 PM (#706283) Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy From: Anahootz so...Happiness is a New Member? hmmmm... Dangitall, anyhow. I was going to delete this thread as soon as Mr. Happy (Happiness) reset his cookie. |
07 May 02 - 09:16 PM (#706412) Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy.... From: catspaw49 So delete it anyway Joe. Is there something earth shattering on it or are any of these people going to care? You said uot front that it was going to be deleted....so delete theturkey!!! What's holding you up? Bandits? Spaw Well, Spaw, I thought it might be bad luck to delete willie jokes, or something. That's not the sort of thing a newly-married man takes chances with, ya know. -Joe Offer- |
07 May 02 - 11:13 PM (#706461) Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy.... From: Amos Well, if you do want to delete it it, we'll just have to re-member Mister Happy, i guess; I understand the doctors managed that with that Bobbitt feller a few years back... |
08 May 02 - 03:20 AM (#706515) Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy.... From: Mr Happy to all thanks for all your care and concern about my recent dis-memberment, but it feels really good to have been re-membered i didn't get the gist of what you were all on about at first,as my aka name is not commonly used in the way with which many of you seem familiar,and then the penny dropped
in uk mr happy is a cartoon character on tv, and in folk sessions around my area, i got a reputation for coposing & performing gloomy songs-[but they were all tongue in cheek] so i came to be known as mr happy and lived happily ever after |
08 May 02 - 03:22 AM (#706516) Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy.... From: Mr Happy ps joe this thread is a goer i think, so leave it on |
08 May 02 - 06:41 AM (#706584) Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy.... From: Geoff the Duck For those of you who do not know the cartoons and books, here are a couple of links
Mr Happy
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08 May 02 - 06:42 AM (#706585) Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy.... From: Geoff the Duck Whoops forgot to put breaks in - the three links joined together Mr Clumsy! |
08 May 02 - 08:44 AM (#706622) Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy.... From: CarolC We've got that Mr. Happy here in the US too. But he's not anywhere near as interesting as the other kind of Mr. Happy, so we don't notice him too much. I remember when I used to read the Mr. Happy books to my son. Pretty damned difficult to do with a straight face, I can tell you. |
08 May 02 - 10:26 PM (#707124) Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy.... From: Celtic Soul CarolC!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! No, I don't think I could hold it together either! |
08 May 02 - 10:38 PM (#707130) Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy.... From: Mr Happy gggargoylegg no one home when i called you asked me to try you, well i did and i think you're really trying |
09 May 02 - 07:36 AM (#707299) Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy.... From: GUEST,Mr Red Mr Happy do you sing the Ken Dodd song? Happiness, Happiness, the greatest gift that I posess................. |
09 May 02 - 03:32 PM (#707593) Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy.... From: Dave the Gnome I thank the Lord that I've been blessed With more than my share of A p... Uh-ho. Better not go there. Mind you, fits right in with the willy jokes!!! I'm really confused now. Are Mr Happy and Gargoyle one and the same? Is it a Jeckell and Hyde situation? Who am I anyway? Does anyone care? There coming to take me away haha hoho hehe... DtG |
09 May 02 - 04:29 PM (#707641) Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy.... From: Lonesome EJ No, I said a six-inch pianist! |
09 May 02 - 05:27 PM (#707677) Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy.... From: Mr Happy mr red- yes, but nothing like the way kd does it dave the gnome- no, mr happy is aka happiness & no jekyll its gargoyle who chooses to hyde |
09 May 02 - 08:32 PM (#707778) Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy.... From: Mr Happy amos et al i just re-membered story of when the ladies of the night went on strike and pulled all the members out! |
10 May 02 - 12:23 AM (#707899) Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy.... From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Happy Birthday.john |
14 May 02 - 02:05 PM (#710782) Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy.... From: Mr Happy its not my birthday mr happy |
14 May 02 - 02:06 PM (#710784) Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy.... From: Mr Happy john from hull its not my birthday mr happy |
14 May 02 - 03:38 PM (#710858) Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy.... From: Amos Just remember, oh ye of velvety flesh: "We have nothing to hide but Hyde itself" Frederick Jekyll Now where you choose to hide it is another question altogether, best left to the discretion of Mister Happy and his playmates... |
20 May 02 - 04:42 AM (#713788) Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy.... From: Mr Happy mr happy: the keeper of the one-eyed trousers snake |
20 May 02 - 04:53 AM (#713791) Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy.... From: CarolC Happy Birthday mr. happy! |
20 May 02 - 05:43 AM (#713797) Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy.... From: Mr Happy its no ma boithday!! |
20 May 02 - 09:04 AM (#713833) Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy.... From: CarolC Hey mr happy, here's just the song for you...
Chorus
Is you 'appy? You got to be 'appy! You got to be, 100%! (I suppose!)
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Chorus
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Chorus
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Chorus
--Kevin Blackmore |
23 May 02 - 08:40 AM (#716015) Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy.... From: Mr Happy mr happy's decided to stand up and be counted, so nom de guerre happiness passed over to the other side |
24 May 02 - 05:24 AM (#716618) Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy.... From: Nigel Parsons It adds a hole new meaning to "If you're Happy and you know it clap your hands!" |
27 May 02 - 08:05 PM (#718437) Subject: message to joe offer From: Mr Happy joe regrets for accidental duplicate thread last week-'are there 2 mc forums' i noticed just now, that another doppelganger thread has appeared shouldn't there be some kind of filter/bar to prevent this happening? |
27 May 02 - 08:06 PM (#718438) Subject: RE: message to joe offer From: Mr Happy ps it's called, 'what's my mother been up to?' |
27 May 02 - 08:08 PM (#718440) Subject: RE: message to joe offer From: katlaughing It's been taken care of Mr. Happy. One of the neat things around here is that as a Member, you can sned Personal Messages to any other member. Just go to your Personal Page, click on Send a Message, then choose to whom and voila! there ya go. kat |
27 May 02 - 08:09 PM (#718443) Subject: RE: message to joe offer From: Joe Offer Thanks, Mr. Happy. However, it's a good idea not to be overly prolific in starting threads. You could have handled this in a personal message to me, or in the Help Forum. -Joe Offer- |