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15 May 02 - 09:28 PM (#711277) Subject: Lyr Add: THE MAN WHO FELL THROUGH (The Hole in His From: kendall THE MAN WHO FELL THROUGH (the hole in his shoe) author unknown to me I once knew a man so lazy, He hated to put on his clothes He complained that the smell of the daisies Was way too much work for his nose, One shoe had the tiniest puncture Bigger and bigger it grew But, he wouldn't send it to someone to mend it And, finally, one day he fell through.
the hole in his shoe hasn't been heard from since then even if it's hell in the place that he fell in no doubt, he's too lazy to climb out again. It boggles my mind when I do He demanded his Jello be softened So it wouldn't be so hard to chew But, I'll tell you he taught me a lesson and learning it helped me stay strong Don't patch a hole when it gets in your soul And you probably won't last very long. km |
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15 May 02 - 10:13 PM (#711293) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: The Man who fell through (the hole in hi From: Charley Noble Very soleful, Kendall. |
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15 May 02 - 10:22 PM (#711297) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: The Man who fell through (the hole in hi From: kendall you heel! |
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16 May 02 - 12:25 AM (#711334) Subject: RE: Add:The Man who fell through (the hole in his From: Amos You don't have to give tongue in that arch tone to get the upper hand, Kendall; he's just stringing you along hoping you'll toe the line . A |
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16 May 02 - 12:36 AM (#711338) Subject: RE: Add:The Man who fell through (the hole in his shoe From: CapriUni he, he... Is there a melody? |
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16 May 02 - 07:25 AM (#711483) Subject: RE: Add:The Man who fell through (the hole in his shoe From: kendall there is indeed, but, at this point, I cant sing it. Ok, Amos; I knew some wag would "counter" with puns. |
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16 May 02 - 07:37 AM (#711487) Subject: RE: Add:The Man who fell through (the hole in his shoe From: Dani Puns 'r' us, Kendall. We don't sneaker-ound. This is a great song. Seems like there oughta be more verses. Dani |
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16 May 02 - 07:54 AM (#711494) Subject: RE: Add:The Man who fell through (the hole in his shoe From: kendall so, write a verse or two; I've done that in the past (and got away with it) |
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16 May 02 - 01:07 PM (#711696) Subject: RE: Add:The Man who fell through (the hole in his shoe From: Dani Just for the fun of playing with rhymes (and thinking of my daughter): Oh, I know a girl who loves lounging a blanket and books for her friends She can lounge on the couch 'til the sun sets, and her legs don't remember they bend. She waits for her mother to bring her hot tea and a biscuit at noon and she would, if of chores you'd relieve her, warm the pillows 'til the rise of the moon. Dani |
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16 May 02 - 03:12 PM (#711783) Subject: RE: Add:The Man who fell through (the hole in his shoe From: CapriUni Love it, Dani! (though, for me, I camped in the bathroom with my reading material -- the best lighting in the house!) |
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16 May 02 - 06:55 PM (#711906) Subject: RE: Add:The Man who fell through (the hole in his shoe From: kendall That's the idea Dani, now add to The man who fell through... |
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26 Jun 03 - 11:11 AM (#972743) Subject: RE: Add:The Man who fell through (the hole in his shoe From: Tiger Still would like to hear the tune, kendall. Any way you can post it? |
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26 Jun 03 - 03:50 PM (#972890) Subject: RE: Add:The Man who fell through (the hole in his shoe From: kendall I dont know how to do that, but, if you call me, I'll sing it for you.But, not before Monday. |
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26 Jun 03 - 04:28 PM (#972907) Subject: RE: Add:The Man who fell through (the hole in his shoe From: Joe Offer Do you have this on a recording, Kendall? I swear I've heard you sing it. Sounds like it would be a good companion for Life Gets Teejus, Don't It?. -Joe Offer, on a hot, lazy day in California- |
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26 Jun 03 - 06:50 PM (#972973) Subject: RE: Add:The Man who fell through (the hole in his shoe From: Jim Dixon Terry Smith sings "The Man Who Fell through the Hole in His Shoe" on his album "Quilt Of Memories." There's a .wav file on this page: http://www.terrysmith.us/Discog.htm#Quilt |
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27 Jun 03 - 02:07 PM (#973395) Subject: RE: Add:The Man who fell through (the hole in his From: Desert Dancer Only 2/3 of a verse and no chorus on that clip, though. :-( ~ Becky in Tucson |