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16 May 02 - 03:24 PM (#711796) Subject: Choose life, Jedi style From: Grab Note: If you've not seen Trainspotting, then you won't get this at all. Sorry. For the rest of us, this is a classic someone posted on SlashDot... Choose Life. Choose a Master. Choose a Lightsaber. Choose a Clone Army. Choose a fucking big holo-projector, choose sonic showers, land-speeders, and electrical R2-D2 openers. Choose good health, low midichlorians, and blaster insurance. Choose fixed interest moisture farm repayments. Choose a starter smuggling ship. Choose your Jedi. Choose robes and matching sandals. Choose a three-piece body armor on hire purchase in a range of fucking alloys. Choose sitting on that Bantha-hide chair and watching mind-numbing, chain-choking slave girls, stuffing fucking slimy worms into your mouth. Choose rotting away in the belly of the Sarlacc, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up apprentices you spawned to kill all your brethren and take over the galaxy. |
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16 May 02 - 03:28 PM (#711801) Subject: RE: BS: Choose life, Jedi style From: John MacKenzie Choose reality!! |
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16 May 02 - 03:31 PM (#711804) Subject: RE: BS: Choose life, Jedi style From: Clinton Hammond Jedi-schmedi! |
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17 May 02 - 08:18 AM (#712228) Subject: RE: BS: Choose life, Jedi style From: GUEST,Yoda Very much sad you are, a life get. |
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17 May 02 - 11:06 AM (#712309) Subject: RE: BS: Choose life, Jedi style From: Clinton Hammond This from a guy who lives in a slimy mud-hole... |
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17 May 02 - 07:28 PM (#712612) Subject: RE: BS: Choose life, Jedi style From: Helen Funny! |
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18 May 02 - 05:21 AM (#712799) Subject: RE: BS: Choose life, Jedi style From: lady penelope Stonking! TTFN M'Lady P |
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18 May 02 - 09:58 PM (#713200) Subject: RE: BS: Choose life, Jedi style From: Hrothgar Get a life, human style! |
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18 May 02 - 10:08 PM (#713206) Subject: RE: BS: Choose life, Jedi style From: Amos If human you were, a life would you have! A |