22 May 02 - 01:45 PM (#715458) Subject: How To Make Love From: GUEST,Judy Cook I'm looking for the author of a song I learned from Mark Gilston. The title is "How To Make Love". It starts: "Do you want your girl to love you? Do you want to be her beau? Well I'll tell you how to do it boys, I'll tell you all I know..." Judy Cook ps wonder how many folks were misled & disappointed by the thread subject. |
22 May 02 - 01:57 PM (#715472) Subject: RE: How To Make Love From: GUEST,Bill Kennedy finally a thread I know so much about, but then find out it's just about a song! now count off, 1! |
22 May 02 - 02:02 PM (#715474) Subject: RE: How To Make Love From: greg stephens Well, back in the 60's I seem to remember.......no,sorry, it's gone |
22 May 02 - 02:24 PM (#715489) Subject: RE: How To Make Love From: Joe Offer Hmmm. I was just about to change the title of this to a "BS" thread, and I was very relieved to find that it was actually about MUSIC! Bless you, Judy. Would you like me to change the thread title to "Lyr Req" if you don't get lyrics in a day or so? A Google search took me to this site, which cites a newspaper ad from 1901: If you want your girl to love you take her to Worley's for ice cream and soda water. No song yet, but I'll keep looking... I checked Levy Sheet Music, but no luck there. -Joe Offer- |
22 May 02 - 02:59 PM (#715515) Subject: RE: How To Make Love From: Mrrzy No, don't change the thread title Joe, much more fun this way! |
22 May 02 - 03:07 PM (#715524) Subject: RE: How To Make Love From: Mr Red An ounce of understanding a pinch of reason any more ingredient - we could be cookin with gas soon.... |
22 May 02 - 03:09 PM (#715528) Subject: RE: How To Make Love From: Bill D well, you COULD write Mark *grin*....he has his own domain name and email...mark@gilston.com (what? Do things the easy way?..) |
22 May 02 - 03:10 PM (#715533) Subject: RE: How To Make Love From: Jeri I'll bet Joe's more right than he knows. I seem to remember something about ice cream in the song. (Or maybe it's just that deep down, I believe ice cream is related to everything.) |
22 May 02 - 05:00 PM (#715613) Subject: RE: How To Make Love From: Mad4Mud When I read this thread title right below it was the thread "How much do you practice." Well, it made me laugh! |
22 May 02 - 05:02 PM (#715616) Subject: RE: How To Make Love From: gnu 2 ! ... I think... it's been so long... but, like they say, once you learn to ride... |
22 May 02 - 06:12 PM (#715688) Subject: RE: How To Make Love From: GUEST,Sharon Pattison by proxy forget it, just sing her "Lay Lady Lay" |
22 May 02 - 06:13 PM (#715690) Subject: RE: How To Make Love From: GUEST,proxy she told me what to say and I spelled her surname wrong, is most unusually Pattyson. sorry for the excess sends |
22 May 02 - 07:28 PM (#715766) Subject: RE: How To Make Love From: kendall Simple. Find out what they like, and give them plenty of it. |
22 May 02 - 07:42 PM (#715773) Subject: RE: How To Make Love From: GUEST,Just Amy Greg Stephens - ROTFLMAO |
22 May 02 - 08:01 PM (#715784) Subject: RE: How To Make Love From: p.j. Judy Cook! I was just listening to your CD this morning, girlie! You certainly have a way of insuring that people read your posts, great showwoman that you are. When you find the lyrics to this one (after sharing them with Dennis, of course) be sure to let us in on the secret. I'll tell Dave I'm awaiting your instructions... xoxo p.j. |
22 May 02 - 08:15 PM (#715800) Subject: RE: How To Make Love From: catspaw49 To the female of the species, it would start with a handholding walk and then a few hours of snuggling and a few glasses of wine in front of the fire....followed by a few games and tickling as both undress and then spend an hour or so in mutual foreplay and culminate in a prolonged session of coitus. Afterwards bot parties would snuggle in bed with a glass of wine and then drop off into a deep sleep while in each other's embrace. To the male of the species, it would start with a holler from the den for his wife to drop trou and bend over the kitchen table because he wanted to rip off a piece and grab a couple of beers out of the fridge before halftime was over. Spaw |
22 May 02 - 09:24 PM (#715825) Subject: RE: How To Make Love From: kendall And we Non -sports fans know better! |
22 May 02 - 09:37 PM (#715829) Subject: RE: How To Make Love From: Big John How do you know you're in love? It's when she wraps her legs around you and she says, "Are you IN, Love? |
23 May 02 - 03:32 AM (#715895) Subject: Lyr Add: MANHOOD (Harry Chapin) From: Lanfranc It's not the song requested, but I reckon it says it all!
MANHOOD
© Copyright 1996, 1997, 1998, 1999, 2000, 2001 The Harry Chapin Archive. |
23 May 02 - 05:27 PM (#716395) Subject: RE: How To Make Love From: Herga Kitty I think some of you might be missing the point. If I understand rightly Judy's got the song (and I believe I've heard her sing it on one of her trips to England, and it contains some very entertaining advice) but she's looking for the writer. Kitty |
23 May 02 - 06:07 PM (#716416) Subject: RE: How To Make Love From: GUEST,DW at work Shoot, I thought you were asking for pointers! DW |
23 May 02 - 08:00 PM (#716482) Subject: RE: How To Make Love From: GUEST,Judy Cook Yes, Herga Kitty is right. I have the song from Mark and have been singing it on both sides of the Atlantic...and, by the way, I LOVED singing at the Herga. However, Mark learned it off an old 78rpm recording at a friend's house years ago and does not know who wrote it, nor who did the recording he heard. Since I am looking for the AUTHOR, LyrReq was not appropriate. Is there an AuthReq label.
Love, Judy |
24 May 02 - 01:21 AM (#716563) Subject: RE: How To Make Love From: hesperis Well, gosh, I'd like the lyrics as well as the author. |
24 May 02 - 01:45 AM (#716568) Subject: RE: How To Make Love From: michaelr Well Judy, are you going to share, or will you keep teasing us? Michael |
24 May 02 - 11:46 AM (#716788) Subject: RE: How To Make Love From: p.j. C'mon Michael, you know you love the tease... pj |
24 May 02 - 05:12 PM (#716977) Subject: Lyr Add: HOW TO MAKE LOVE From: GUEST,Judy Cook Ok, here it is...I'm afraid it might not be what you thought, but I think it's WONDERFUL. By the way, it will be on my third CD "Well Met". love, Judy Cook
How to Make Love Mark Gilston got this fine song of detailed advice from an old 78rpm recording he found in a friend's library.
Do you want your girl to love you?
Put your derby hat on sideways.
Grease your wagon and your harness
Tell her she is purtier
Brag about her family.
Oh but if she will not love you,
Laugh out loud with the others
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24 May 02 - 05:19 PM (#716983) Subject: RE: How To Make Love From: 53 Bad Company had a huge hit with Feel Like Making Love back in the 70s but I haven't heard the song that you are looking for. |
24 May 02 - 07:01 PM (#717023) Subject: RE: How To Make Love From: Joe_F Leslie Fish has some apposite negative advice in "Jack the Slob and the Goddess of Love" (_The Incomplete Leslie Fish_, p. 54). |
24 May 02 - 11:01 PM (#717120) Subject: RE: How To Make Love From: p.j. Well, well, well... so THAT'S how it's done! Thanks Judy, we'll be stealing THAT one on the left coast... pj |
25 May 02 - 09:47 AM (#717185) Subject: RE: How To Make Love From: GUEST,Judy Cook dear pj well, dennis says it worked for him. (bg) judy |
25 May 02 - 02:00 PM (#717276) Subject: RE: How To Make Love From: GUEST,Georgie The instructions I had went: 1. IN 2. OUT 3. Repeat 1 and 2 (if necessary). |
27 Nov 02 - 05:56 PM (#836018) Subject: RE: How To Make Love From: Cluin Ha! My grandfather used to sing this one as a party-piece. And my Dad used to sing it too but he lost a few verses so by the time it got down to me it was "much reduced" and bastardized. Thanks for the full version. I'll wave in front of my Dad and say, "See? The Internet is good for more than genealogy research!" |
27 Nov 02 - 06:01 PM (#836021) Subject: RE: How To Make Love From: Cluin Another one my granddad used to sing was "The Burglar Beau", about a burglar who goes to rob a house, but the old maid who lives there comes in and catches him under her bed, after she takes off her wig, pulls out her glass eye and false teeth. Then she pulls out a pistol and tells him she'll shhot him if he doesn't marry her. Of course the last line is, "Woman for godssake, Shoot!" Haven't seen that one here, but I could probably scare up the lyrics. My Dad actually remembers them. |
27 Nov 02 - 07:33 PM (#836077) Subject: Lyr Add: THE BURGLAR From: kendall THE BURGLAR Did you ever hear of the burglar bold who went to rob a house? He crept in through the window as quiet as a mouse. He crept in through the window while the people were asleep, But he heard a footstep on the stairs and under the bed did creep. The burglar he crept under the bed and kept quite close to the wall. If he had known 'twas an old maid's room, he would never have had the gall. The old maid she came into the room. "How tired I am," she said, And, thinking that everything was all right, she never looked under the bed. She took out her teeth and her big glass eye and the wig from the top of her head. The burglar had 17 kinds of fits as he peeked from under the bed. From under the bed the burglar crawled and he was a total wreck. The old maid she jumped out of the bed and grabbed him around the neck. The old maid never fainted away, but, just as cool as a clam, Said, "I've been a maid for 50 years. Now, I found myself a man." A revolver she aimed at the burglar's head and these are the words she said: "Now, young man, you must marry me or I'll blow off the top of your head." The burglar was looking around the room, didn't see no place to scoot. He looked at the wig, and the big glass eye, and he said, "FOR GOD'S SAKE... SHOOT! |
28 Nov 02 - 02:42 AM (#836274) Subject: RE: How To Make Love From: Cluin um.... yeah, that's it. |
28 Nov 02 - 04:52 AM (#836322) Subject: RE: How To Make Love From: JohnInKansas Kendall/Cluin Mike Cross does the Old Maid/Burglar on at least one of his more recent CDs, so I guess it's gone commercial now. Any idea about original sources?? John |
28 Nov 02 - 05:29 AM (#836344) Subject: RE: How To Make Love From: reggie miles I either, (1)have a copy of this song in my collection here somewhere, (2)have heard it before someplace because it sure sounds familiar, or (3)I should be playing this song. My guess is all three but it's gettin' harder and harder to fire up that last remaining braincell up thar. Oops, there goes another one. Now I have no mind left. If I saw this title I would have bought it, as I normally just go by the title of most 78s I buy. I thought Homer and Jethro might have covered it but no luck there. Maybe I heard a copy of it at Honking Duck. |
28 Nov 02 - 06:38 AM (#836379) Subject: RE: How To Make Love From: Schantieman I'm with Spaw on this! Steve |
28 Nov 02 - 06:39 AM (#836382) Subject: RE: How To Make Love From: Schantieman (the female version, that is!) |
28 Nov 02 - 06:45 AM (#836386) Subject: RE: How To Make Love From: KingBrilliant This is a gift to the old "thread proximity" game..... tee hee |
28 Nov 02 - 08:44 AM (#836435) Subject: RE: How To Make Love From: HuwG Don't know about "How to make love", but we all know that "How to Hump" is on the spine of Volume 13 of the Encyclopaedia Britannica ... ;-) |
28 Nov 02 - 09:35 AM (#836462) Subject: RE: How To Make Love From: kendall You are welcome Cluin. |
28 Nov 02 - 10:01 AM (#836479) Subject: RE: How To Make Love From: Amos Interesting to note that the user's manual hasn't been updated much since this advice was written. Some thigns don't change much. Kendall, your ditty is first cousin to "The Unfortunate Lawyer" song, about the poor lawyer who should have gotten a warranty deed for his wedding night!! "He's a very unfortunate, very unfortunate, very unfortunate man...." A |
28 Nov 02 - 07:18 PM (#836775) Subject: RE: How To Make Love From: Thomas the Rhymer Thanks for the song Judy! So sweet and good and jovial, I would guess that all ages could enjoy it! ttr |
28 Nov 02 - 07:40 PM (#836787) Subject: RE: How To Make Love From: GUEST,Fred Miller Scared me of a forthcoming rhyme when it got to the line with "bib and tucker". |
28 Nov 02 - 07:49 PM (#836793) Subject: RE: How To Make Love From: Mr Red I had a spell deja vu today saw this thread with merely a few posts. Is this censorship or old back-up files being loaded? My post today is gone, one from May rappeared tonight. Joe any ideas what is happening. I was on a library PC then, my own now, logged-in on both. Is this a clue? |
28 Nov 02 - 10:24 PM (#836874) Subject: RE: How To Make Love From: Judy Cook Well, I have tracked down a bit more on "How To Make Love" (I know you are all glad). It was recorded by the Southern Moonlight Entertainers in the 1920's and is on Yazoo's recent compilation of old '20s recordings, "Times Ain't Like They Used To Be" volume I. This summer I heard it sung by a group called Red Mountain White Trash and they gave me the name of the Southern Moonlight Entertainers. Still don't know who wrote it - but knowing who recorded it in the 1920's is a comfort. Happy Thanksgiving.Judy Cook |
30 Nov 02 - 04:03 AM (#837621) Subject: RE: How To Make Love From: Cluin Did I forget to say "Thanks", kendall? I did. Sorry. And Thanks. |
30 Nov 02 - 07:22 AM (#837659) Subject: RE: How To Make Love From: Richie "How to Make Love" was first popularized by Carson Robison, I believe in the late 1920's. -Richie |
30 Nov 02 - 08:28 AM (#837672) Subject: RE: How To Make Love From: Stewie Judy, There is no author given in the notes to 'Times Ain't Vol 1', only info on the Southern Moonlight Entertainers. Meade et alia 'Country Music Sources' give no author, but give a reference to pp 160-62 Lillian Gladys Crabtree 'Songs and Ballads Sung in Overton County, Tennessee: A Collection' (MA thesis George Peabody College, Nashville, Tenn, 1936). If you can track down that reference, it may give an author but, if so, it is strange that Meade did not indicate it. The first recording was by Frank Luther in November 1928, Carson Robison recorded it several times beginning in December 1928 and the Southern Moonlight Entertainers recorded it in April 1930 [issued in August 1930 as Vo 5440]. You could try contacting Dr Charles Wolfe through the Tennessee Folklore Society. --Stewie. |
30 Nov 02 - 10:28 AM (#837699) Subject: RE: How To Make Love From: Schantieman Is this the next TV self-help programme? S |
30 Nov 02 - 12:43 PM (#837763) Subject: RE: How To Make Love From: Cluin No, that is a new one on the Home Improvement Channel. "Trading Wives". Neighbours sneak in and make love to each others' wives then show the videotapes to both couples and get their reactions. Be sure to tune in for the Valentine's Day "Trading Wives" marathon. 12 frigging hours straight. Order pizza and gather the kiddies `round. |
30 Nov 02 - 05:33 PM (#837924) Subject: RE: How To Make Love From: rock chick FIND a great partner, normally the best way to start, the rest follows, hopefully! rc |
24 May 03 - 02:48 PM (#958766) Subject: RE: How To Make Love From: GUEST Refresh |
25 May 03 - 04:05 AM (#958945) Subject: RE: How To Make Love From: McMusic Actually, I tuned in hoping to learn something ;o) |
11 Dec 14 - 10:41 PM (#3684878) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: How to Make Love From: GUEST,Roger Potts My father-in-law had been singing this song for decades at family gatherings, and may have sung it to his kids when they were young. As far as I know no one knew the title. |
11 Dec 14 - 10:57 PM (#3684884) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: How to Make Love From: GUEST,# http://markgilston.com/content/songwords-LME.html Seems it was a song from the 1940s. |
14 Dec 14 - 02:26 PM (#3685666) Subject: Lyr Add: HOW TO MAKE LOVE (Luther/Robison) From: Jim Dixon You can hear this recording at DinosaurDiscs.com: HOW TO MAKE LOVE Words by Frank Luther, music by Carson J. Robison, ©1928* As recorded by Frank Luther and His Pards, on Edison Diamond Disc 52532L (1929) Do you want your girl to love you? Do you want to be her beau? Then I'll tell you how to do it, boys; I'll tell you all I know. Put on your bib and tucker and scrub your face real hard. Part your hair right in the middle, boys, and slick it down with lard. Put your derby hat on sideways; pull your peg-top pants up short. Get a red bow tie on a rubber band and show her you're a sport. Get yourself some drug-store perfume and sprinkle it on your clothes. Just a dime's worth will be plenty, boys, to tickle her little nose. Grease your buggy and your harness and curry your trottin' mare, Then buy you a purty lap-robe, boys, and get you a lady fair. Tie a ribbon on your buggy whip; get a pair of yellow gloves, Then take her to the county fair and buy her what she loves. Tell her she is purtier than a movie acteress. Talk about her purty curls, and about her handsome dress. Get yourself a gold front tooth, and a Sears and Roebuck ring, A double-note harmonica and learn to play and sing. Brag about her fam'ly, her grand-dad and her pap, And before you know it she's a-settin' on your lap. Tell her she's so purty she takes away your breath, And before you know it she's a-huggin' you to death. But if she does not love you, just make her jealous then. Tell her you love somebody else; that she is just a friend. Take her out to dances and flirt with the other girls. Hug 'em close and whisper soft and give 'em all a whirl. Laugh out loud with the others but to your girl don't you speak, And when she comes around you, boys, then turn from her your cheek. Just follow these directions and she will be your wife, Or else she'll marry somebody else and hate you all her life! Other early recordings were made by: Bud & Joe Billings, 1928 Carson Robison, 1929 Southern Moonlight Entertainers, 1930 *from U.S. Catalog of Copyright Entries. |