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04 Jun 02 - 02:21 PM (#722905) Subject: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Part THREE, with links to previous ones, can be found by Clicking Here Seen today: Politicians and Diapers Should be Changed.....for the Same Reason! |
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04 Jun 02 - 02:34 PM (#722913) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Larkin I saw this one in Amsterdam some years ago but equally relevant today Avoid Hard Drugs! - The only dope worth shooting is George W Bush. |
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04 Jun 02 - 03:04 PM (#722930) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Genie Compost happens
----- Capri, (cf. a sticker you mentioned in Part 3) I made up a cartoon years ago that showed a business sign by an old house. It said
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04 Jun 02 - 03:07 PM (#722931) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Mudjack I didn't read all of the threads but will offer this as a recent find. "Driver carries NO CASH" He's married Mj |
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04 Jun 02 - 03:08 PM (#722933) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Genie I saw a funny T-shirt recently that would make a good bumper sticker.
Got Milk
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04 Jun 02 - 03:12 PM (#722935) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Genie Well, I HAD the Greek letter "pi" after "need" in my post [in MS Word], but it disappeared into cyberspace when I submitted the post. Can one of you clones insert the Greek letter? (If so, you can delete this post.) Genie
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04 Jun 02 - 03:18 PM (#722939) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Songster Bob Don't know if this one is in one of the earlier threads, but I recently saw two stickers on the back of a truck. On the left, it said, "Grateful." On the right, it said, "Dead." Songbob |
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04 Jun 02 - 04:04 PM (#722995) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Genie Thanks, Joe-- but it isn't very funny (to me) if the word "pi" is written out. [The T-shirt also had "pi carried out to umpteen hundred decimal places on the back.) So I'll just say the sticker said:
Got Milk? Let's try holding down the "option" key on the Mac and hitting "p" [which yields the Greek symbol on my screen] and see what happens when I post it:
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04 Jun 02 - 04:08 PM (#723001) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Genie Snafu'd again! [What's Bill Gates got against the Greeks?] Thanks again, anyway, Clone. |
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04 Jun 02 - 04:28 PM (#723010) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Gareth I Think Bill Gates may have misread Greek for Geek Gareth |
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04 Jun 02 - 04:32 PM (#723015) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Genie Maybe. But I wonder if he's into Geek Erotica. |
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04 Jun 02 - 04:37 PM (#723022) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Clinton Hammond I may have mentioned this in one of the earlier versions of this thread... But if not... Visit unamerican.com The BEST stickers/t-shirt/coffee cups are there! ;-)
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04 Jun 02 - 05:07 PM (#723052) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: mousethief Excellent site, Clinton! I especially like "Reboot America." Alex |
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04 Jun 02 - 05:10 PM (#723054) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: mousethief Also one I saw: "Never eat anything that comes when you call it." Alex |
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04 Jun 02 - 06:56 PM (#723114) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Gareth In the general interests of the 'Cat 'Cos curiosity will kill- Here is a Clicky to 'unamerican.com' Gareth |
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04 Jun 02 - 07:54 PM (#723165) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Genie BTW the URL for Geek Culture is http://www.geekculture.com/culture/erotica/erotocam.html (See computers take it alloff) |
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05 Jun 02 - 07:14 PM (#723911) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: van lingle Saw this one on the way home from work this evening: Stop Bitching, Start a Revolution! |
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05 Jun 02 - 08:07 PM (#723938) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Faneffingtastic website, CH, thanks!! There's hope when one sees that kind of thing going on! I esp. liked clicking on his stickers and reading his comments about each one. Van Lingle, that's what my daughter has felt would happen ever since she was a little girl and she believes it will be her generation which gets it going (she'll be *gulp* 25 in July!) kat |
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05 Jun 02 - 08:57 PM (#723956) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: van lingle Well kat, things will probably have to get a whole lot worse for a revolution to occur but with Shrub in the white house and his resurrection of deficit spending that's a distinct possibilty. Congratulations to your girl and deepest sympathy to you. I'm staring down the maw of the big Five-0 in a couple of months. vl |
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05 Jun 02 - 09:13 PM (#723962) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,ozmacca Van Lingle, you're just a whippersnapper, lad... This is one sticker I saw recently that provides a much needed ego boost to the elders among us.. GREY POWER REMEMBERS WHEN...what was it now? |
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05 Jun 02 - 09:31 PM (#723978) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Bill D hmmm..let's see
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05 Jun 02 - 09:32 PM (#723979) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Bill D well...it's a red 'pi' on MY machine...which is a PC |
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05 Jun 02 - 09:35 PM (#723983) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: van lingle LOL,oz. That brings to mind: The Older I Get the Better I Was Nice to be called a whippersnapper. vl |
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05 Jun 02 - 09:36 PM (#723986) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Bill D the trick is, you have to specify the font the symbol is contained in,,,,which on a PC is called "symbol" the code for it look like this..(I hope)..I do NOT do this in my head, I have 2 little helper programs.. <FONT FACE="Symbol" SIZE="4"><FONT COLOR="#FF0000">p</FONT><BR><FONT COLOR="#FF0080"></FONT><FONT COLOR="#FF00FF"></FONT></FONT> |
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05 Jun 02 - 09:51 PM (#723992) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: CapriUni Can't remember if this one was in any of the other threads or not, but what the hey:
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05 Jun 02 - 11:15 PM (#724028) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,ozmacca Glad you liked it vl. I personally have never knowingly snapped a whip in my life.... or whipped a snap, come to that. There was also the one that said.. DON'T WORRY, BE HAPPY and which had the partnering sticker on the other side DON'T HAPPY, BE WORRY. |
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06 Jun 02 - 02:50 AM (#724092) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Genie Bill D, If you can make your PC-generated "pi" symbol show up on your Mudcat post, why can't joe clone make insert it here in my post for the T-shirt/bumper-sticker slogan where it's supposed to be? I'm befuddled. Genie |
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13 Jun 02 - 12:51 PM (#729259) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Seen on an advertising bench, the kind you can sit on to wait for the bus: and, a very rude sticker on a car...you've been warned :-), if you still want to read it scroll down Who lit the fuse on your tampon? |
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05 Jul 02 - 01:18 AM (#742647) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Just saw this one the other day: Grow your own dope...plant a man |
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05 Jul 02 - 08:12 AM (#742803) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Trevor Sorry, but the pi one has passed me by. Saw this yesterday - 'Driven badly? Phone someone who gives a shit' |
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05 Jul 02 - 10:10 AM (#742847) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,guest Honk if you voted for Gore (it's that button in the middle of the steering wheel). |
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05 Jul 02 - 03:50 PM (#743035) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Coyote Breath Again, here are some helmet stickers: "W.W.B.D. (what would bubba do?)" "Capable of evading highspeed pursuit" (seen on a Ducatti 900 Super Sport, not a helmet) "DILLIGAF" (figure it out) "Take me drunk, I'm Home" CB
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06 Jul 02 - 12:44 PM (#743346) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Skipper Jack The Car in Front ISN'T a Toyota Don't follow me, I'm lost!! |
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06 Jul 02 - 06:32 PM (#743476) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Catherine Jayne My darling oversized littles brother had a sticker which read "Don't walk on the grass, smoke it" another not so tasteful and non PC one was "Don't drink and drive, smoke dope and fly" well my mother was less than impressed. When he nstarted to learn to drive he had a sticker which read " Don't diss the car.....your daughter may be in it". Well I would say he lead a sheltered life but sadly not. The poor buggar is going into the RAF!!!!! cat |
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06 Jul 02 - 08:35 PM (#743523) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Gray D "Its a beautiful day - now watch some b*stard ruin it" |
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06 Jul 02 - 11:12 PM (#743575) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Janie "Ungrateful Yuppie Larva" |
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07 Jul 02 - 07:02 PM (#744029) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Ned Ludd my Mate just bought a fender guitar. It came with a bumper sticker -said 'Fender'. |
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07 Jul 02 - 10:41 PM (#744138) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing And I guess then the case could be a "Fender Bumper?":-) |
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08 Jul 02 - 05:58 PM (#744635) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Dead Horse When I drove trucks for the army, we often used to cart bits of bridges around the countryside for the engineers to play meccano with. On a particular long and boring excursion, finding a lump of chalk, I duly gave the army truck white wall tyres. Still bored, I chalked "H.M. Queen & Sons" on one side, and "Stop me and build one" on the other. The colonel at the bridging site didn't approve! |
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08 Jul 02 - 09:11 PM (#744762) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: robomatic from some friends: Jesus Died For Your Sins Make it Worth His While A classical radio station used to mail the following out for free: Oberon was a Fairy Eschew Obfuscation There was also a song in the early 70's about Bumper Stickers, I remember about half of it but not the singer. |
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08 Jul 02 - 11:21 PM (#744818) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Bill D missed Genie's post from last month "Bill D, If you can make your PC-generated "pi" symbol show up on your Mudcat post, why can't joe clone make insert it here in my post for the T-shirt/bumper- sticker slogan where it's supposed to be? I'm befuddled." ...but Genie, if you are reading this..it **might** be possible for a JoeClone to do that insertion, but as you see, it takes a lot of code and some careful editing, and a lot to ask of volunteer labor..*grin*... And an interesting thing...I was just using a new browser I am testing (Mozilla, a cousin to Netscape) and in IT the 'pi' showed up as a red "p"...whereas, in the OTHER browser I use a lot, Opera, it still shows as a red "pi"....which gives you some idea of how inexact it all is... |
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09 Jul 02 - 01:58 AM (#744887) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Kaleea In the Midwest, I recall the following which are a couple of my favs: Up Yoors, Coors! Keep Grandma off the streets, legalize Bingo! Seen on the car bumper of a very old woman) |
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09 Jul 02 - 08:43 PM (#745488) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: robomatic Oh, and during the 70's energy crisis a bud of mine from the Lone Star state saw this: "Drive fast, and freeze a Yankee!" |
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10 Jul 02 - 05:17 PM (#746043) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,wilco48 This was actually a license plate. I saw this on a van that was full of a rather large family who were obviously on vacation. The van was full of kids of all ages and sizes. It said PB4UGO. |
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10 Jul 02 - 08:23 PM (#746159) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Lepus Rex Ooh, Unamerican Activites mentioned in two out of four Bumper Sticker threads. >:) Besides the "Follow me to certain death" and "Godless commie scum" stickers on my car, I bought the following stickers from them (but I can't figure out where to put them): Carpe Genitalia Tomorrow's gonna suck. Life isn't fair I am a fucking genius and... Gimme gimme food stamps And my sister has one of theirs that reads "What would Ozzy do?" ---Lepus Rex |
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10 Jul 02 - 08:36 PM (#746163) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Just Amy 1. I bought this car long, long ago in a galaxy far, far away. 2. Gas, grass, ass - nobody rides for free 3. Damn, I got old quick 4. First you pillage, then you burn 4. If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle (Rita Mae Brown) 5. It isn't a help desk, it is a user abuse center |
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11 Jul 02 - 12:01 AM (#746244) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Where is Easy Street? I drive this way just to piss you off... |
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11 Jul 02 - 12:09 AM (#746250) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: John P Re-elect Gore in 2004 |
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11 Jul 02 - 01:49 AM (#746280) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: TeriLu Visualize using your signal... Bush for lawn ornament! Three I made up: Worms are everywhere (after reading Hamlet) I would never brag about my incredibly gifted child!
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16 Jul 02 - 09:40 AM (#748842) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Don't Take Your Organs to Heaven... Heavens Knows We Need Them Here |
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16 Jul 02 - 10:01 AM (#748854) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,John Hernandez LET'S ELINIMATE DYSLEXIA! and DYSLEXICS OF THE WORLD, UNTIE! |
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16 Jul 02 - 06:50 PM (#749279) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Claymore A pair of bumper stickers, I saw the other day. The first was the ubiquitous "Mean People Suck" followed by the infinitely smoother "Nice People Swallow"... |
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16 Jul 02 - 09:00 PM (#749364) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Van Lingle So a very small one in the rear window of a van the other day, obviously directed at tailgaters: You have the right to be stupid but you are abusing the privilige. |
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16 Jul 02 - 09:03 PM (#749366) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Van Lingle Here's one I'd like to see: Guns don't kill people, people with guns kill people |
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17 Jul 02 - 03:39 AM (#749488) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: River "If God hadn't meant for us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat." |
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27 Jul 02 - 12:57 PM (#755500) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Who put the stop payment on my reality check? |
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27 Jul 02 - 04:22 PM (#755578) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: NH Dave When I was in the UK, I bought a small yellow sticker for my bike that read "Short Vehicle". . . When I came back to the states, I spent the next two years explaining it to fellow Americans. For the others on the list, long vehicles, 18 wheelers to us Americans, in the UK have a black on yellow warning sticker on the back that says "Long Vehicle". The bike owners decided to go one better. Dave |
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27 Jul 02 - 04:40 PM (#755588) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: NH Dave Slightly off topic, but still humorous: Lady with a couple of small kids in tow, wearing a T Shirt saying, "So who pissed in your Corn Flakes this morning?" Dave |
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27 Jul 02 - 08:22 PM (#755659) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Ian Darby 'Witches Do It In Circles'. |
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27 Jul 02 - 09:24 PM (#755681) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing LOL!! Love it, Ian!! |
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28 Jul 02 - 01:51 PM (#755967) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Kaleea During the 80's when there was a strong movement to pray for "world peace" I recall seeing this: "Visualize Whirled Peas" I don't believe they were referring to Linda Blair exorcising her right to turn her head. |
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28 Jul 02 - 07:55 PM (#756086) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Ian Darby Kat Glad you liked it.. Merrymeet, Ian. |
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28 Jul 02 - 08:13 PM (#756096) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: CapriUni General bumper sticker comment here... Re: "Witches Do it in Circles"... My Dad is philosophically opposed to bumper stickers, believing that they do a lot toward getting a rise out of the drivers around you without allowing the space or time to discuss the issue... and with road rage on the rise, he'd rather not drive a car with any messages, thank-you-very-much. However... Where I live, there is a Pagan organization that hosts family potluck picnics every each sabbat at a public park, and the way we find the exact meeting place is to read the bumper stickers in the adjoining parking lot. If we see a lot of "The Goddess is Alive. Magic is afoot" and "Pagan Clergy" we know we're in the right place! ;-) |
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29 Jul 02 - 12:57 AM (#756182) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Merry Meet, indeed, Ian! That's one of the few I hadn't heard, before. Capri, love those ones, too. One of my favs, I know I've posted before is: Isis! Isis! Ra! Ra! Ra! |
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29 Jul 02 - 08:52 PM (#756671) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Ian Darby The Fortean Times did a great range of UFO related bumper stickers, one read something like 'Stay back 25 feet, Alien bodies in back of vehicle'. In the U.K. we've got drivers showing stickers that say, 'Caution, Show Dogs/Cats/Gerbils/Guinea Pigs/Hamsters/Headlice in transit, Baby on board' etc. Whats that all about? Forgive me for being naive, but I don't think this appeals one bit to the finer humanitarian instincts of the testosterone driven, horn sprouting, cloven hoofed, red meat eating nazi herberts (and thats only the Women truckers) that drive 40 ton wagons at 60 mph, six inches off your back bumper on the M6 every Friday afternoon. I think a message like 'Show Tarantulas in transit', or 'Cockroach Roadshaw 2002' would be much more thought-provoking. At least you'd stand less chance of your car being 'done' when you park up in Moss Side or Salford., (or anywhere else in Manchester for that matter). And if any of you would like to advertise that you have a 'Learner Bhodran Player in Transit' ....... (Over-refreshed as usual, apologies in advance). Ian |
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29 Jul 02 - 09:24 PM (#756686) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Guest again I found Jesus---he was behind the sofa all the time |
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29 Jul 02 - 11:29 PM (#756734) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Singout Where are we all going and why am I in this handbasket? |
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30 Jul 02 - 11:43 PM (#757296) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: CapriUni Singout -- my aide has that handbasket one on her car. Got a chuckle out of me... |
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01 Aug 02 - 04:13 PM (#758330) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Just saw these on a desk at the Dept. of Motor Vehicles; made me chuckle, even though I may not agree.*bg* When you get older and begin to lose your memory you can forget about it. God put me on Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind I will never die! |
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13 Sep 02 - 07:42 PM (#783478) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Like I said, I don't always agree with them, but will include them::-) vegetarian: an old West definition of a lousy hunter |
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14 Sep 02 - 01:05 AM (#783659) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Bee-dubya-ell Seen on guitar case: Just doing my part to piss off the religious right! |
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14 Sep 02 - 02:20 AM (#783689) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Troll START WORRYING. DETAILS TO FOLLOW! YES, I AM AN AGENT OF SATAN BUT MY DUTIES ARE LARGELY ADMINISTRATIVE troll |
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15 Sep 02 - 12:02 AM (#784205) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Bman I have one on my car that says: I poke badgers with spoons. (If you don't find this funny, I'm sorry, I can't explain it to you. I thought it was hilarious and I had to have it.) regards, Bman |
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15 Sep 02 - 02:26 AM (#784228) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Mark Clark Saw one I liked the other day... BEER... Helping white people learn to dance since 1837 - Mark |
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15 Sep 02 - 11:02 AM (#784375) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Taliesn Owned by an Computer -worker bee, the following on was seen on the license plate of a new Volkswagen "Bug" "Feature"
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15 Sep 02 - 11:09 AM (#784380) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Memphis Mud I sail a little Laser sailboat. Joining the Internation Laser Class Association gets you the newsletter and some bumper stickers. Two read: Sail it like you Stole it. Cheat the Nursing home. Die on your Laser. |
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25 Sep 02 - 01:37 AM (#790775) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Bert Seen today. Don't blame me, my vote was thrown out in Florida. |
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25 Sep 02 - 10:00 PM (#791426) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Jeep man Back of a Cadillac. "Visitors, thanks for coming, now go home! J |
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25 Sep 02 - 10:27 PM (#791441) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Steve Latimer This may be in the other threads, but I just saw i the other day. I can't do italics, but "is" is italicized on the bumper sticker. What if the Hokey Pokey is what it's all about?
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26 Sep 02 - 07:07 AM (#791586) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Janie I love cats. They taste just like chicken.
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26 Sep 02 - 08:52 AM (#791662) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Troll Cat. The other white meat. Stave, do you mean that the Hokey Pokey isn't what it's all about? troll |
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26 Sep 02 - 09:13 AM (#791678) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Naemanson Some I saw on a web site yesterday: One person, one vote. (May not apply in some states) I wasn't using my civil liberties anyway.
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26 Sep 02 - 05:37 PM (#792027) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Dipsodeb hows about, I only brake for elves, fairies, dwarves and other unseeable creatures that only I can see. well that's my excuse anyway. |
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21 Oct 02 - 01:34 AM (#807583) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing WARNING....it's another rather rude one. If you are offended by bawdiness, sort of, back outta this thread before it is too late! Seen on a car, yesterday: Save a mouse, eat pussy. |
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21 Oct 02 - 07:19 AM (#807666) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Troll Yes, I am an agent of Satan but my duties are largely administrative. WHAT!!? Hang up and Drive! troll |
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21 Oct 02 - 02:03 PM (#807945) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Midchuck My little girl, who is in Bozeman, MT, and is a hard-ass backcountry skier, has a (girl) friend who is an even harder-ass backcountry skier who says she saw one she's been trying to find ever since: Just because I'll sleep with you, doesn't mean I'll ski with you. Peter. |
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21 Oct 02 - 05:13 PM (#808087) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Bill The best one I've seen was on a Mini driven by a young girl 'YOU GOT TO KISS A LOT OF FROGS TO FIND AN HANDSOME PRINCE' Bill C |
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21 Oct 02 - 10:10 PM (#808207) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Bert BUCKLE UP so the aliens can't suck you out of your car. |
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21 Oct 02 - 11:45 PM (#808252) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: ballpienhammer mine= I'd rather eat worms than drive a Chevy! |
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22 Oct 02 - 02:31 PM (#808697) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: jimmyt A few that come to mind: Jesus Saves... by shopping wisely and clipping coupons If you don't believe in abortion, don't have one Some mornings I wake up grumpy, other mornings I just let him sleep |
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22 Oct 02 - 05:32 PM (#808854) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Wayne "I brake for banjo pickers" |
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23 Oct 02 - 08:07 AM (#809145) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,BOROMIRH I brake for tailgaters |
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23 Oct 02 - 09:01 AM (#809186) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Puffenkinty On a car near a Middle School: "My kid can beat up your honor student." |
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22 Apr 03 - 10:39 AM (#937748) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing HARMONY Support our troops Pray for Peace |
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22 Apr 03 - 12:14 PM (#937808) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: The O'Meara On the back of my truck: CAUTION Driver just doesn't give a shit anymore! One of my favorites that draws an interesting reaction: "Your college sucks!" O'Meara |
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22 Apr 03 - 12:41 PM (#937815) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,pdc Two oldies but still goodies: Support mental health or I'll kill you. and When political correctness was everywhere: Nuke a gay whale for Jesus. |
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22 Apr 03 - 06:41 PM (#938065) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Rustic Rebel Just saw this one yesterday; Draft the protesters! |
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22 Apr 03 - 06:47 PM (#938069) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing On a background of the green profile of the Colorado Rockies: It's all good |
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22 Apr 03 - 08:09 PM (#938128) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: SINSULL Lee Harvey, Where are you now that we need you? Jesus saves...Green Stamps. |
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23 Apr 03 - 03:40 PM (#938716) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: okthen There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those who understand binary,and those who don't. |
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23 Apr 03 - 06:40 PM (#938825) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Rapparee "Visualize using your turn signal" "I'm pro-choice: I choose to eat meat, wear fur, and own guns" (Saw this in Alaska) |
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23 Apr 03 - 09:13 PM (#938916) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST "This car has a spoiler and an airbag - my wife and mother in law" |
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23 Apr 03 - 11:25 PM (#938975) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,EBarnacle Driving up Ocean Parkway the other day, I saw: Gravity rules! When I pulled up alongside to enquire, the driver told me that he jumps out of aircraft for the government. |
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24 Apr 03 - 11:47 AM (#939244) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Merritt Spinning off "I'd Rather Be Sailing" or "I'd Rather Be Golfing" we used to have one that read: I'd Rather Be Smashing Imperialism Think it's time to renew my subscription on that one. Also, during the days when it seemed like every other car had yellow, triangular signs that said "Baby On Board" or "Salsero a Bordo," etc. I saw one that said "Who Cares Who's On Board?" - Merritt "It's all one big note." - Frank Zappa |
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24 Apr 03 - 06:47 PM (#939561) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: The O'Meara Think "Honk" if you're telepathic. Honk if you've never seen an UZI fired at an automobile. Darth Vader sleeps with a teddywookie. You're just jealous because the voices talk to ME! |
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24 Apr 03 - 07:34 PM (#939590) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Rapparee You have to know some science to understand "Avragdo has everyone's number." (I'm sure that I spelled his name wrong, too.) |
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25 Apr 03 - 05:55 AM (#939797) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: robinia I like "Hug a logger, you'll never go back to trees". |
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25 Apr 03 - 05:13 PM (#940222) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: MarkS Beer - Proof that God loves us and want us to be happy (Got that on a tee shirt) Mark |
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26 Apr 03 - 02:26 PM (#940786) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Schantieman Avogadro. 6.02 * 10^23 Know-all ;-) |
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26 Apr 03 - 03:49 PM (#940844) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Micca I thought Avogadro was just a pre-dinner appetiser until I discovered Science Heisenberg may or may not rule OK! Schrodinger Rules the waves, probably! Not on bumpers but as banners on Science dept. screensavers in the last few weeks |
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26 Apr 03 - 08:39 PM (#940989) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Ely "Reunite Gondwanaland" (a geophysicist joke) |
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26 Apr 03 - 09:39 PM (#941013) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: MarkS 186,000 miles per second Its not just a good idea, its the LAW!! |
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21 Jun 03 - 01:15 PM (#970227) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing This is one I've never seen, until today: A Nice Ass Should Be Seen, Not Heard! |
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21 Jun 03 - 06:03 PM (#970313) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Pelrad "Honk if you're sentient" |
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22 Jun 03 - 06:11 PM (#970577) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Dipsodeb I have had this one on the back of the old camper for a few years now. I ONLY BRAKE FOR ELVES, FAIRIES, AND OTHER INVISIBLE BEINGS THAT ONLY I CAN SEE |
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23 Jun 03 - 12:27 PM (#971003) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: YOR Genuine GM Rust Bucket |
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31 Jul 03 - 12:44 PM (#994283) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Seen on the back of a Ford Escort along with two Marines window decals: Discourage Inbreeding...Ban Country Music! Then I thought of one as I saw one of the anti-choice license plates which one can purchase in Colorado, with a columbine on it and the words "respect life." I would have a bumper sticker that says Respect Life...Use a Condom! |
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31 Jul 03 - 01:13 PM (#994301) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST Seen in my neighborhood: "Regime change begins at home" "My Border Collie is smarter than your Honor Student" "My child was student of the month at King Stahlman Bail Bonds" "Partnership for a Stupidity-Free America" |
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31 Jul 03 - 02:42 PM (#994384) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: LilyFestre One of my favorites......... Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks your an asshole! Lily =^..^= |
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06 Nov 03 - 07:36 PM (#1049584) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Support Search and Rescue...get lost! |
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06 Nov 03 - 08:14 PM (#1049609) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Alba Just purchased by a friend last week. God was my co pilot till we crashed in the Mountains...and I had to eat Him! JD |
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29 Mar 04 - 10:50 AM (#1149067) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Not one I've seen, but it came to me this morning, while feeding my grandson his bottle, and I decided it should be one: Content Babies Just SUCK!**BG** |
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29 Mar 04 - 01:45 PM (#1149204) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Lark Small bumper sticker from sundance food store: "Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchie and go good with katsup." |
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29 Mar 04 - 01:55 PM (#1149216) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Chief Chaos On a Coast Guard rescue patch - Elvis - If you're out there - we'll find you! |
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29 Mar 04 - 05:20 PM (#1149416) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: mike the knife At a great little seafood stand on the Eastern Shore of VA: "Eastern Shore, We're Rural, Not Stupid" |
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30 Mar 04 - 11:51 AM (#1150096) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Schantieman Actually, on re-reading that, I think it should be Avagadro! S |
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30 Mar 04 - 12:29 PM (#1150125) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: jeffp No, you were right the first time. It's Avogadro, Amadeo Avogadro. Avogadro's got your number! |
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30 Mar 04 - 12:35 PM (#1150133) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Schantieman I think I once calculated the mass of a mole of moles. Must have had nothing else to do.... |
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02 Apr 04 - 05:27 AM (#1152654) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: open mike ELECTILE DYSFUNCTION |
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02 Apr 04 - 06:33 AM (#1152692) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Flash Company I owe! I owe! It's off to work I go! FC |
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02 Apr 04 - 02:18 PM (#1152922) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing open mike, LMAWROTF!!! Good one! |
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02 Apr 04 - 04:53 PM (#1153103) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: open mike just got this e-mail Subject: Fw: Bumper stickers |
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02 Apr 04 - 05:19 PM (#1153130) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: open mike I guess they did not cut and paste so i typed them out.... Don't Blame Us--We Voted for Gore Somewhere in Texas a Village is Missing its Idiot President Bush is an oxymoron. Noone died when Clinton lied. Save the Environment, plant a Bush back in texas. Any man who can render himself unconscious with a pretzel Isn't smart enough to lead the free world. The last time people listened to a Bush, folks wandered around in the desert for 40 years. Read between the pipelines. Democrats are sexy--who ever heard of a great piece of elephant? Stop mad cowboy disease. We didn't elect him, we don't have to keep him. SeeYa George.com like father like son one term only. Vote Democrat, the ass you save may be your own If you aren't completely appalled, then youhaven't been paying attention. Who knew Jeb ws the smart one? $87,000,000,000.00 Thanks George GORE 50,999,897 BUSH 50,456,002 Re-Defeat Bush Democrats.com >> join us Bush is a weapon of mass deception. Democrats.com >> join us Bush and Cheney got rich, Did You? Democrats.com >> join us Send Bush to Iraq, bring our troops home Democrats.com >> join us |
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02 Apr 04 - 11:42 PM (#1153326) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: robomatic Jesus Died For Your Sins......Make It Worth His While! |
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24 Jun 04 - 11:34 PM (#1213913) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing We are making enemies faster than we can kill them! |
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25 Jun 04 - 09:03 AM (#1214120) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Roger the Skiffler "Wife on board: free driving advice given" RtS (no, dear not you, of course!) |
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25 Jun 04 - 05:51 PM (#1214434) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Bert we need to make one that reads... Let's ELECT our President this time |
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26 Jun 04 - 01:01 AM (#1214572) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Kent Davis Illiterate? Write for free help. |
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26 Jun 04 - 05:07 PM (#1214741) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Bob Hitchcock One I bought for the wife last week - Re-Defeat Bush Seen on the Washington Beltway recently - Someone else for President. Bush, 4 more wars. Bush, Quagmire accomplished. My other car is also a pile of crap. Florida 2000, enough said, vote democratic. Bush '04, there are still 3 countries I haven't pissed off yet. Bob |
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26 Jun 04 - 05:50 PM (#1214769) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Rapparee My honor student downsized your bully. |
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28 Jun 04 - 09:38 PM (#1215915) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: van lingle WHAT IF THE HOKEY POKEY REALLY IS WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT? |
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21 Jul 04 - 02:14 PM (#1230798) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Garbage Kills Bears Don't make me get my flying monkeys! |
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22 Jul 04 - 02:33 AM (#1231154) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Seamus Kennedy I'm not going to work today. The voices told me to stay home and clean the guns. |
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09 Aug 04 - 01:08 AM (#1242966) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Bert Just because you've got one it doesn't mean you have to Be one |
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09 Aug 04 - 02:12 PM (#1243378) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: PoppaGator JESUS IS COMING: LOOK BUSY! |
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12 Aug 04 - 03:49 PM (#1246104) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing When Jesus said love thy enemies he probably meant don't kill them. I'm going nucking futs And, one anudder Mudder saw and told me about...hope I get it right: Vote Democrat...noone said "give me a piece of elephant." (for those who live elsewhere, the mascot of the Democratic party is a donkey:-) |
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12 Aug 04 - 04:04 PM (#1246118) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: jeffp I love my country but I think we need to see other people |
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13 Aug 04 - 03:25 AM (#1246541) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Neighmond I had two... Watchmakers do it for hours and (on my 1974 Galaxie 500) Laugh all you want to...It's PAID FOR! Chaz |
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19 Sep 04 - 04:48 AM (#1275423) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Not a bumper sticker, but still worth posting, imo: saw these at a powwow this weekend: Native American Homeland Security Also, there was one which said, "I'm part-white, but I can't prove it!" LOL |
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19 Sep 04 - 06:25 PM (#1275915) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST "If you're not a hemmeroid, get off my arse!" |
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19 Sep 04 - 07:25 PM (#1275953) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Terry Allan Hall robomatic, that singer was Larry Groce...he also did "Junkfood Junkie", BTW. If I can find the words to "The Bumper Sticker Song", I'll post 'em here...they're in one of my many, many songbooks. :eek: |
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19 Sep 04 - 08:36 PM (#1275999) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST On a bass player's case: "Bass players do it with lower frequency" |
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20 Sep 04 - 12:58 PM (#1276512) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST What do we want ? Procrastination. When Do We Want it ? Next Month. |
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20 Sep 04 - 01:44 PM (#1276557) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: frogprince "Orgasm Donor" |
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20 Sep 04 - 01:53 PM (#1276566) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: PoppaGator GOD-- Please Protect Me From YOUR FOLLOWERS!!! |
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20 Sep 04 - 02:13 PM (#1276582) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: frogprince Oh, Oh; in the midst of getting diconnected and reconnected, I must have put a submission on the end of the wrong thread; somewhere out there the words "Orgasm Donor" must be floating out of context, and people who don't know me are taking me for an idiot; usually only people who know me take me for an idiot... |
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20 Sep 04 - 02:16 PM (#1276584) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: frogprince No, there it is, but why did it take 20 minutes to appear?.. |
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21 Sep 04 - 12:28 AM (#1276979) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Bert 'Cos you're an idiot? |
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21 Sep 04 - 12:59 PM (#1277461) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Mrrzy I'M THE REAL FATHER (then, in tiny print: of your honor roll student) Nuke the Unborn Gay Whales for Jesus (one up on a prior one) Cthulhu (sp?) for President - Why Vote For The Lesser Of Two Evils? |
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29 Sep 04 - 06:56 PM (#1284411) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Really on a bumper of a car: Do you follow Jesus this close? |
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12 Oct 04 - 12:58 AM (#1294903) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Seen on a campaign button for Kerry/Edwards: "Bring back complete sentences!" |
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12 Oct 04 - 09:16 AM (#1295133) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: jeffp Save the Environment - Plant a Bush Back in Texas |
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12 Oct 04 - 04:21 PM (#1295485) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: PoppaGator Re-defeat Bush! |
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12 Oct 04 - 06:19 PM (#1295575) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: belter I'd like a bumper sticker that says "Your to close". |
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13 Oct 04 - 01:23 AM (#1295876) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Another one: Dick + Bush= Screwed! |
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13 Oct 04 - 10:23 PM (#1296581) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Scoville "My [fill in your favorite dog breed] is smarter than your honor student" (Most say "border collie", mine says "American Eskimo dog") "Protect the American Economy: Outsource Bush & Cheney" and a virtual bumper sticker forwarded by a friend: "Practice Abstinence: No Bush, No Dick" |
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14 Oct 04 - 10:48 AM (#1296917) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: dick greenhaus IS GOD REALLY TRUSTWORTHY? |
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15 Oct 04 - 05:12 AM (#1297637) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Mr Red belter (apposite?) call me a pedant but the message would carry more conviction if it read You're too close |
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15 Oct 04 - 05:42 AM (#1297651) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Mr Red next to the baby on board yeloow dangly was a copycat one that said "ex-wife in boot" (US translation would be Ex-wife in trunk) |
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15 Oct 04 - 08:06 AM (#1297732) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: jeffp Got rights? |
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15 Oct 04 - 08:11 AM (#1297738) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Roger in Baltimore What Would Scooby Doo? Big RiB |
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15 Oct 04 - 12:22 PM (#1297963) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Harmoni On the back of a pick-up: My truck doesn't leak; it's just marking it's territory! |
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15 Oct 04 - 01:12 PM (#1297996) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: saulgoldie There is a LOT to read through; perhaps this was already posted and I missed it: "The voices in my head are telling me to go home and clean my guns!" |
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26 Jan 05 - 05:15 PM (#1389484) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Reinstate the draft...in the red states only. |
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26 Jan 05 - 08:07 PM (#1389730) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: frogprince I haven't seen this, but shouldn't it be out there? "PRIVATIZE MARRIAGE" |
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27 Jan 05 - 03:52 PM (#1390440) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST Its a beautiful day - some bastard's going to spoil it The car was on a police tow truck at the time! |
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04 Feb 05 - 02:07 PM (#1399163) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing When I'm not in my right mind, My left mind gets pretty crowded. |
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04 Feb 05 - 02:32 PM (#1399195) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Pogo heh... " Honk louder...I'm reloading my gun " |
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05 Feb 05 - 02:29 PM (#1399986) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: ranger1 Two of my recent favorites are: "Jesus loves you, but I'm his favorite." "Dog is my co-pilot." |
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05 Feb 05 - 04:39 PM (#1400092) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing LOL, love those ones, Ranger1! |
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05 Feb 05 - 11:43 PM (#1400409) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: coldjam The one I saw said, "Nuke the gay baby whales for Jesus" |
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21 Mar 05 - 11:14 AM (#1439712) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Blackcatter My old Pinto used to have a skicker on it: "Please don't tailgate, this is a Pinto, afterall..." |
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23 Mar 05 - 08:30 AM (#1441455) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Fred (Beetle) Bailey A friend of mine coined: B U S H I T |
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23 Mar 05 - 08:19 PM (#1442094) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,petr Jesus saves the mongol hordes. |
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24 Mar 05 - 04:59 PM (#1442942) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: PoohBear Jimmy Buffett for President Put a real pirate in office |
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24 Mar 05 - 06:44 PM (#1443016) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST I Have No Problem With God It's His Fan Club I Can't Stand |
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24 Mar 05 - 06:48 PM (#1443022) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: PoohBear GOT BEER? |
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24 Mar 05 - 06:58 PM (#1443038) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: PoohBear Or to be more complete Milk sucks! GOT BEER? |
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24 Mar 05 - 09:47 PM (#1443140) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Donuel I made and printed a magnetic yellow ribbon that says... Support our Torture it is currently on my white car. |
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25 Mar 05 - 06:14 AM (#1443340) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: wigan on back of a friends bike, when france wouldn't support iraq war, F**K IRAQ. NUKE FRANCE. now theres an appealing thought! |
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25 Mar 05 - 08:45 AM (#1443431) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: jeffp Don, I think I saw your car on the road the other day. I recognize the sticker. I thought it was great. jeffp |
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26 Apr 05 - 09:19 PM (#1471901) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing In the litter box of life I'm only a grain of sand. My wife said I should be more affectionate so now I have a girlfriend, too. |
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27 Apr 05 - 10:59 AM (#1472374) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Greycap "Guitarists are highly strung, but they don't fret much" |
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27 Apr 05 - 11:02 AM (#1472378) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: ranger1 I found Jesus He was behind the couch, all along |
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27 Apr 05 - 12:49 PM (#1472491) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Bunnahabhain "Landrovers only come in mud colour round here" It was stuck high up on the cab though. Bumper stickers on a landie don't get read much... |
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28 Apr 05 - 08:43 AM (#1473079) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Mrr Draft SUV Drivers First! |
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28 Apr 05 - 02:32 PM (#1473402) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Leadfingers NOT a bumper sticker , but a sign written transit van in south London ! "SINGH & SETHI - Builders " And underneat -"You've tried the Cowboys , now try thr Indians" |
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28 Apr 05 - 02:33 PM (#1473404) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Leadfingers Oh And By The way ! |
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28 Apr 05 - 02:34 PM (#1473408) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Leadfingers 200 !!!!! |
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03 May 05 - 08:41 PM (#1477507) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: PoppaGator Don't Pray in My School I Won't Think in Your Church |
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04 Oct 05 - 05:58 PM (#1575887) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing I like that, Poppa! Not a bumper sticker, a license plate instead, but it did make me laugh...say it out loud several times: IOSLVR |
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04 Oct 05 - 09:18 PM (#1576091) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Mrrzy I also saw a car with the following vanity tag: RVOVOM Get it? |
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05 Oct 05 - 04:25 AM (#1576251) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: robomatic Seen in Anchorage a month ago: Vegetables Aren't Food - Vegetables Are What Food Eats |
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05 Oct 05 - 08:07 AM (#1576339) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: jeffp Using your turn signal is NOT giving information to the enemy |
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05 Oct 05 - 12:55 PM (#1576566) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Chief Chaos One of our engineers bought a badly abused dodge stationwagon. It looked so bad that we immediately thought of the "Family Truckster" from National Lampoon's Family Vacation. We took our Oscar dummy (man overboard manakin), wrapped it in a blanket and tied it sitting-up on the roof of the wagon. We then made a bumpersticker and put it on it's back. It said "Wallyworld or Bust!" Another we made for the car said "Puff the Tragic Wagon" |
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05 Oct 05 - 01:03 PM (#1576572) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: frogprince It's not how deep you fish, it's how you wiggle the worm. |
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05 Oct 05 - 03:31 PM (#1576676) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: leftydee "What would Scooby Do?" |
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05 Oct 05 - 10:43 PM (#1576895) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Ken New Mexico I have seen this from a bumper sticker chopped up and rearranged, "Proud Kids of Exceptional Parents." |
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06 Oct 05 - 12:09 PM (#1577151) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Interloper This one is for katlaughing, I hope you enjoy it: "If All the Feminists in the world were laid end to end.... It would be the best thing that ever happened to them." |
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06 Oct 05 - 12:38 PM (#1577182) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Bill D you want a funny bumper sticker? I'll show you a funny bumpersticker! Well, maybe not so funny these days..... In the early 1970s, during the gas crisis, EPA decided to promote the national speed limit with clever bumperstickers They were put out on display at EPA headquarters in Wash DC, where I was working on a temporary assignment, and I manage to get 3 of them (and one other that said "The Faster You Go, the Richer They Get!") Someone with sense took one look and within 2 days, they were all withdrawn and, I suppose destroyed.....gee...maybe it's time I put one on my big van! |
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06 Oct 05 - 07:15 PM (#1577555) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Bunnahabhain |
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06 Oct 05 - 09:05 PM (#1577642) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing LO< love those Bill! Yeah! We need those, today! Interloper, taken tongue-in-cheek, it made me smile. Thanks! |
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07 Oct 05 - 12:03 AM (#1577713) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Bill D (kat...I'd probably get in real trouble if I actually tried to USE that bumper sticker today....nerves are...ummm...sensitive) |
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07 Oct 05 - 02:27 PM (#1578176) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Cool Beans Saw this in Maine last month: Clean up the Earth. It's not Uranus. |
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07 Oct 05 - 02:38 PM (#1578181) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Metchosin On a greater philosophical scale...... What if the hokey pokey is what its all about? |
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07 Oct 05 - 05:00 PM (#1578268) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Mrr Has it been 4 years yet? Also just saw one mentioned above (Reunite Gondwanaland!), which I hadn't seen before, very funny! |
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07 Oct 05 - 11:23 PM (#1578538) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing LOL, these are great, folks! Keep 'em coming! (BillD...considering where you live, I can understand the sensitivity. I cannot believe it, but i even self-censure what I put on my car these days!) So, did ya'll get the IOSLVR? |
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10 Oct 05 - 06:40 PM (#1580534) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: moongoddess This is a story about a bumper sticker that is right up there with all the other weird stories. In the early 70's, when Nixon was President and in that Watergate mess, I had a bumper sticker on my blue VW that said "Honk if you think he is guilty." My husband at the time worked for the EPA and he came home one night and told me his boss wanted me to remove that bumper sticker from my car. Good ol' oppositional me said no of course. A few days later my car was towed from our driveway. The reason given was that I was behind in my car payments - not true. When we went to get the car it was missing just one thing - that bumper sticker. |
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11 Oct 05 - 09:06 AM (#1580910) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: jeffp Was the IOSLVR plate on a Ford Ranger? |
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22 Oct 05 - 06:06 PM (#1588607) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Mrrzy Will someone please poke holes in the top of my jar? |
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23 Oct 05 - 12:30 PM (#1589027) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Bert Not funny individually but the unfortunate juxtaposition struck me as funny. Saw a van with a yellow ribbon "Support our troops" right next to it was a blue ribbon "Please spay and neuter" |
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23 Oct 05 - 02:11 PM (#1589080) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing jeffp - ya know, I didn't even think to look? Be great if it was, eh?:-) |
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23 Oct 05 - 03:31 PM (#1589137) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Ebbie Well, my mind did another of its blips and I read 'Funny Bumper Snickers... |
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25 Oct 05 - 08:14 PM (#1590794) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Ingrid Frances Stark Saw this pair on the back of an 18-wheeler: on the left, "Passing side", on the right, "Suicide". Others I've seen: On the back of a Jeep: "Poor Man's Hummer" BU**SH** I heard the bumper sticker round on NPR once, years ago: Practice random kindness and senseless acts of beauty (repeat) If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you still have one? (repeat) If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy? (repeat) Practice random kindness and senseless acts of beauty (repeat) This inspired the name of a now disbanded a capella group I was in during the early 90's: Senseless Acts of Harmony (we practiced random music). I had a passle of bumper stickers on my last van, but I got tired of the tailgators who just wanted to read them. My current truck has no stickers, and as a deterrent, I have a black spiked dogtoy on my trailer hitch ball. Ingrid |
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25 Oct 05 - 09:07 PM (#1590827) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Elmer Fudd REPUBLICANS FOR VOLDEMORT |
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25 Oct 05 - 09:50 PM (#1590847) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: jeffp Oh No! Not another learning opportunity! |
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01 Nov 05 - 05:03 PM (#1595262) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Those are great, INgrid! the other new ones, too, folks! Just saw these, today: God invented sex...I only perfected it! Still HOT...only now it comes in flashes! |
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06 Dec 05 - 06:41 AM (#1621033) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Come the Rapture, can I have your car? |
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23 Mar 06 - 03:38 PM (#1701217) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Just saw this one, today: Real Musicians have Day Jobs! |
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23 Mar 06 - 04:20 PM (#1701260) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Purple Foxx Katlaughing,if you go to www.internetbumperstickers.com you will find a large variety of free bumper stickers which can be used in E-mail, websites & Blogs. Think you might like them. |
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24 Mar 06 - 12:08 PM (#1701861) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Becca72 "Fat people are hard to kidnap" |
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24 Mar 06 - 12:23 PM (#1701871) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Purple Foxx "Change is inevitable,Growth is optional" |
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25 Mar 06 - 09:57 AM (#1702530) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Purple Foxx "The fact that no one understands you does NOT make you an artist" |
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25 Mar 06 - 02:03 PM (#1702632) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Becca72 "Everything was fine until that house fell on my sister" *actually had that one on my last vehicle. |
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09 Sep 06 - 07:59 PM (#1830891) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Saw this one, today: "Religion ruled the Dark Ages" |
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10 Sep 06 - 03:06 PM (#1831273) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Partridge Saw one that made me smile the other day. In the UK lots of cars have a card hanging on the back window that says Baby on Board, the one I saw was a variation on that it said Body in Boot pat x |
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10 Sep 06 - 03:38 PM (#1831299) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Little Robyn Saw this around a number plate on a big SUV: If you can read this - I've lost the boat! Robyn |
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28 Apr 07 - 03:49 AM (#2037757) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Mr Red Bumper being the opperative word seen on a low flat trailer on the bulkhead - being towed at 80mph by a 4X4 advertising their product and their driving skills! "Weaving Machinery" OK thanks for the warning. And thanks for overtaking, I prefer you in front - to see where you are, PAL! |
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28 Apr 07 - 04:24 AM (#2037772) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST Scouts do it with 3 fingers Rugby is played by men with odd shaped balls |
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28 Apr 07 - 11:17 AM (#2037959) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Good ones, recent additions! I was reminded last night of one I had years ago: Fight smog, ride a cowboy! |
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28 Apr 07 - 12:47 PM (#2038034) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: saulgoldie Not a bumper sticker, but...I saw this vanity plate back in the 80s in DC when I was a bicycle courier. It read: TIH2WA I puzzled on it for a few moments. When I rode, I always had a rearview mirror on my helmet. When the car passed, the joke became instantly clear. A local newspaper columnist wrote about it sometime later, raising a BIG ole hue and cry about the travelling obscenity that kids must be protected from (as opposed to the obscenity of WAR). People protested, and the message reached the DMV (Department of Motor Vehicles), and they revoked the plate. Some people just have NO sense of humor! But wherever people laugh and share bumper stickers and vanity plates, it lives on. |
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28 Apr 07 - 02:53 PM (#2038151) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Donuel Co-Exist The letters are made of various religious symbols and secular icons. |
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28 Apr 07 - 05:04 PM (#2038222) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: jeffp Epee fencers touch you all over |
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29 Apr 07 - 12:51 AM (#2038445) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: TRUBRIT Frodo failed - Bush has the ring. (Sorry if this is a repeat.....) |
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29 Apr 07 - 12:55 AM (#2038446) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: iancarterb My favorite one of all time requires knowing Pogo upside down and backwards, chapter and verse, but there are many old geezers out there who do, judging by the responses to an old thread on Deck Us All with Boston Charlie. This was custom made for my wife's VW Rabbit in the 70s. We called it Bun. The bumpersticker said "I Carry the Hose." I said you had to know Pogo! |
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29 Apr 07 - 10:56 AM (#2038693) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,van lingle Not necessarily funny but I saw these two on a car driven by a young lady the other day: Against Abortion? Don't Have One. I've Read the Bible, That's why I'm an Atheist. |
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29 Apr 07 - 11:11 AM (#2038704) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Midchuck My favorite one of all time requires knowing Pogo upside down and backwards, chapter and verse, but there are many old geezers out there who do, judging by the responses to an old thread on Deck Us All with Boston Charlie. This was custom made for my wife's VW Rabbit in the 70s. We called it Bun. The bumpersticker said "I Carry the Hose." I said you had to know Pogo! But everyone who really matters does know Pogo upside down and backward, chapter and verse. When my daughter was 9 or so, she was reading one of the older books, and laughed. I asked, what was funny? She said, a frog jumped out of M'amzell Hebzibah's cake and the Rackety Coon chile shot it with a water pistol. I said, oh yeah, "Leetle Rocket Coon Chile, you have save ze Hepzibah's life!" One of the few times I really impressed my daughter. Small victories are important. Do you remember seeing "Good, Though!" about 20 years before Utah recorded it (and that was more than 30 years ago)? Peter |
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29 Apr 07 - 01:39 PM (#2038789) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST heckuva job, Georgie! |
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29 Apr 07 - 02:17 PM (#2038809) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Donuel Obey or W will strike again |
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29 Apr 07 - 04:04 PM (#2038873) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Phot I saw one for sale recently, "My other car is a Herse" I so want to get it for Pixie of Doom(Now an Undertaker!)but she thinks its a bit naff. I'm getting a new cover made up for the spare wheel on my Landrover too, "Authorised Hummer recovery service".............Well we do make the best4X4XFar! Wassail!! Chris. |
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29 Apr 07 - 04:35 PM (#2038894) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Chris, there used to be an old hearse in front of a beauty salon where we lived in Wyoming. It had painted on the side, "We curl up and dye for you." |
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29 Apr 07 - 06:12 PM (#2038977) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: jeffp "Horn broken; watch for finger" |
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29 Apr 07 - 06:17 PM (#2038982) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Donuel Land rover? I thought the range rover was ace. |
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29 Apr 07 - 06:36 PM (#2038997) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Don(Wyziwyg)T When Rover decided to sponsor an expedition to drive three of their (then new) Rangerovers from London to Karachi, all three ended up stranded in a dry river bed, and had to be rescued by a farmer with a twenty five year old Landrover. Kinda says it all doesn't it? Don T. |
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29 Apr 07 - 06:49 PM (#2039011) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Phot Its a Discovery sort of, as 422 off the production line. It has Range Rover chassis, axles, gearbox(LT77), bulkhead, inner wings, mirrors, Montego van rear lights, Morris Marina door handles, Mini Metro clocks, and headlights from a Sherpa van! Parts bin special, the first Disco's were all of that, but 18 years later she's still going strong, looking and sounding(V8) as good as the day she rolled out of Lode Lane. Its a Landrover, and no git in goverment will stop me enjoying the old girl! (She'll probably out do me!) Wassail!! Chris. |
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29 Apr 07 - 07:37 PM (#2039048) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Pictures of 'er! We want pictures!! |
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29 Apr 07 - 11:11 PM (#2039148) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Bert When I was running a site in Iran we had three brand new Chevvy trucks and one old beat up LandRover. Nearly a year later at the end of the job the old LandRover was the only vehicle still running. |
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30 Apr 07 - 01:57 PM (#2039596) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Here's a picture of the Coexist one I really like that! |
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30 May 07 - 12:48 PM (#2064143) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Seen on a truck the other day: Aged to perfection...old guys rule! |
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30 May 07 - 01:30 PM (#2064178) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: jeffp This one made me laugh ruefully: "I never thought anyone could make me miss Nixon" |
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30 May 07 - 02:29 PM (#2064250) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Mrrzy Darwin Loves You! |
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30 May 07 - 09:24 PM (#2064531) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Joe_F In 1968, I made my own bumper sticker: HUMPHREY We Could Do Worse If I had a bumper to put it on today, I think I would go for Hold your nose and vote the straight Democratic ticket My parents said that when I was little, and a friend of mine recently looked it up on the Web & found it went back to the election of 1896. As political advice goes, it has worn well. |
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31 May 07 - 05:16 AM (#2064717) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Sandra in Sydney Kat, thanks for the Coexist link, I've sent it to a few friends! sandra my favourite is the sticker someone referred to in another thread - More wag, less bark |
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16 Jun 07 - 04:16 PM (#2078819) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Love that one, Sandra, the more wag! You're welcome re' the Coexist one. I just saw one yesterday on a car right here in my town! She also had one that said, "I support separation of Church and Hate!" Really like that one! |
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19 Jul 07 - 10:58 PM (#2107341) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing I posted this in the Who's going to be prez, too, but have to put in here for the record: Seen on a vehicle in New Hampshire, the Live Free or Die State: "Of course it hurts! You're being screwed by an elephant!" |
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21 Jul 07 - 01:18 PM (#2108238) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: heric My other ride is your mom Warning - Driver no longer gives a shit I see O'Meara has one. It's the first time I've laughed out loud at a bumper sticker. On a weathered 82 Nissan. |
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03 Sep 07 - 06:45 PM (#2140067) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing One seen yesterday made us both laugh out loud: Cheney/Satan '08 Now THAT'S a truth-in-advertising campaign sticker! Another seen recently: My sexual preference is often. |
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03 Sep 07 - 09:58 PM (#2140171) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: van lingle "Non-judgement Day is Near!" "So Many Tunes, So Little Time". Saw it on a fiddle case last night. |
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03 Sep 07 - 10:29 PM (#2140184) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Alba This one I saw a few weeks ago. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality |
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04 Sep 07 - 12:08 AM (#2140234) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Genie Just saw a good one today, on a car that obviously (based on another bumper sticker) belonged to a dog owner/lover: Wag more, Bark less. |
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04 Sep 07 - 12:10 AM (#2140237) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Love those, Genie, Alba and van lingle! |
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04 Sep 07 - 10:15 AM (#2140583) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,sinky I LOVE NEWCASTLE, well it made me piss myself laughing |
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04 Sep 07 - 05:22 PM (#2140902) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Genie Kat, I love your "... screwed by an elephant" one too! LOL |
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04 Sep 07 - 06:10 PM (#2140951) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Becca72 "Come to the Dark Side....we have cookies" |
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04 Sep 07 - 09:41 PM (#2141099) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,TIA CHENEY/VOLDEMORT '08 |
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04 Sep 07 - 09:48 PM (#2141109) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Thanks, Genie. Becca! I just saw that on a tshirt a couple of weeks ago. Loved it! |
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04 Sep 07 - 10:31 PM (#2141136) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: TRUBRIT WE have a lovely bull mastiff........saw the following bumper sticker on a car and actually followed it into a gas station to ask where he found the sticker. it said ' and on the 8th day, God made bull mastiffs'......you have to own one of these sweet dogs to really get it.... |
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18 Sep 07 - 10:50 PM (#2152359) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing How many people have to die for a barrel of oil? It's hard to convince people you're helping them while killing them. |
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18 Sep 07 - 11:10 PM (#2152364) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: jeffp Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose. |
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13 Oct 07 - 10:49 PM (#2170659) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: frogprince Seen for the first time today: "Yoda Loves Me". |
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13 Oct 07 - 11:11 PM (#2170669) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Love that, frogprince! I saw one the other day that said "Draft for President Lou Dobbs - Independent '08" or something close to that. Thought it a great idea! |
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14 Oct 07 - 04:49 PM (#2171070) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Geordie-Peorgie Carpenter from Nazareth seeks Joiners |
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15 Oct 07 - 10:22 AM (#2171534) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: dick greenhaus This is Plan B |
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15 Oct 07 - 10:41 AM (#2171547) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: dwditty Top 10 Reasons to Procrastinate 10. __________________ For a cheese shop in Amherst, Mass: Honk if you love cheeses! ______________________ I saw this one, pasted upside down on the bumper: Honk if I'm Polish dw |
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15 Oct 07 - 11:31 PM (#2172061) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Dead Horse WARNING. This vehicle is Alarmed. But the driver has seen it all before. |
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16 Oct 07 - 02:25 PM (#2172476) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Neil D I saw one that side by side squares like an odometer onl letters instead of numbers. The first 3 letters were I R A and the 4th square had a Q rolling into an N. Back in 04 I saw one that said JOHN KERRY bringing complete sentences back to the White House |
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08 Apr 08 - 03:23 PM (#2310439) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing On the back of a car driven by a little, white-haired lady: "Doing my best to piss off the religious right!" |
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08 Apr 08 - 08:36 PM (#2310706) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Bee-dubya-ell "Be nice to US or we'll send our democracy to YOUR country!" |
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08 Apr 08 - 09:57 PM (#2310749) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Riginslinger "'Doing my best to piss off the religious right!'" Wow! Where can I get one of those? |
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08 Apr 08 - 10:42 PM (#2310769) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing My friend told me about another one, seen in WY: "Jesus loves you.. (in tiny print below:) everyone else thinks you're a fucking asshole!" Rigin, you can get one right here. |
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09 Apr 08 - 07:24 PM (#2311595) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,machendave I speed up and sound my horn for horses |
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24 Apr 08 - 04:17 PM (#2324665) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing If you cut if my reproductive choice, can I cut off yours? |
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19 Jun 08 - 10:21 AM (#2369812) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Mrrzy Just seen: Has America Sneezed? |
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19 Jun 08 - 11:16 AM (#2369855) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Phot On the back of my Landrover.... Authorised Hummer recovery vehicle. Wassail!! Chris |
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19 Jun 08 - 11:25 AM (#2369864) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Notatroll Seen two or three years ago in the American Bible Belt: God is just pretend. |
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19 Jun 08 - 11:57 AM (#2369887) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity If you don't like the way I drive, stay out of the trees! Where am I? Where's my car? I brake for orgasms Caution: driver has loaded .45 and PMS Old musicians never die, they just return and go to fade |
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19 Jun 08 - 11:59 AM (#2369889) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity Freeways can be dangerous, drive quickly and get off them immediately |
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16 Sep 08 - 04:55 PM (#2442440) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing There are a few choice one HERE! |
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19 Nov 08 - 04:17 PM (#2497915) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing the levee was gone New Orleans. and, Put a little ouzo in your tank The former had a picture of a long red, big-finned Chevy on one side and a fleur-de-lis on the other. |
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19 Nov 08 - 06:50 PM (#2498046) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Bill D I....ummm... don't think I'd put some of those in the link on my car.... they'd draw attention from the sort of folks they're about. |
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19 Nov 08 - 07:18 PM (#2498073) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing LOL, I'd forgotten about that link, Bill. I'd have to be circumspect about using them, too, around here. |
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20 Nov 08 - 09:04 AM (#2498385) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Bob L "This is NOT an abandoned car!" My own take on that one would be "If you think this CAR is abandoned, wait till you see the DRIVER" |
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20 Nov 08 - 01:57 PM (#2498624) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Bee-dubya-ell Okay, the bumper sticker itself wasn't all that funny. It said: "I'm only speeding because I have to poop really bad!" What was hilarious was the fact that it was on a brand new BMW sedan. If I sheltered any remaining illusions about money equating to class, they're gone. |
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20 Nov 08 - 02:29 PM (#2498658) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: VirginiaTam I once had a bumper sticker on my guitar case. Comic strip drawing of vikings disembarking from longboats to raid a village. In the text balloon over the leader's head Right men, this time pillage and rape first! Then burn! |
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20 Nov 08 - 02:35 PM (#2498662) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: VirginiaTam I remembered 3 more If you don't like the way I drive GET THE HELL OFF THE SIDEWALK and No I am not on steroids but that burger you just ate probably was and I brake for no apparent reason |
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20 Nov 08 - 03:39 PM (#2498716) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: ClaireBear A musical reference I've seen: "I brake just like a little girl." Not a bumper sticker, but I saw my first Flying Spaghetti Monster car stick-on emblem (here it is on Amazon) this morning. I may have to have one of these. Touched by his noodly appendage, Claire |
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20 Nov 08 - 11:39 PM (#2499073) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: momnopp "If God told me to invade Iraq, I'd ask for some identification" |
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21 Nov 08 - 08:15 AM (#2499252) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Ghirotondo at work "Alcohol and speed kills. Drink slowly." |
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27 Nov 08 - 11:12 AM (#2502934) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Lighter Seen yesterday: Tact Is For People Who Lack The Wit For Sarcasm. |
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23 Dec 08 - 07:25 PM (#2523386) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing I don't think the driver meant this to be humorous; they had a McCain-Palin sticker, too. OR, maybe they were being a little OTT on purpose. Anyway, here is what it said: I am a bitter gun owner clinging to my religion. Made me LOL! |
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24 Dec 08 - 01:55 AM (#2523560) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Phot Seen in Tesco carpark, Landrover Defender with "My other car is a broom!", on the pink Ford Ka next to it, "Powered by fairies" Says it all really! Wassail!! Chris |
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18 May 09 - 12:22 AM (#2634418) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Just saw this one today: Give Bush an inch and he thinks he's a ruler. |
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18 May 09 - 01:05 AM (#2634435) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: fumblefingers Do A Stretch In The Pen |
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18 May 09 - 11:18 PM (#2635382) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity On my old car.."Where am I? Where's my car?" Seen today.."We are here as an illusion that we are separate" |
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19 May 09 - 03:18 PM (#2635938) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,donuel I can't stand another Cantstandistan War |
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20 May 09 - 03:14 PM (#2636811) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,saulgoldie I can't remember if I already mentioned this (one of my favorites, so I might likely have). "Nuke an unborn gay baby whale for Jesus" Saul |
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21 May 09 - 03:57 AM (#2637292) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Neil D What Would Scooby-Doo |
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22 May 09 - 05:01 AM (#2638319) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Gweltas Two which stick in my mind : Seen on a very elderly Datsun rustbucket car (it had so many rust holes it was nearly transparent ! in the 1980's, in Co. Limerick, Ireland : "If this car was an animal I'd have to shoot it !" Some Irish friends has a car sticker which read " Our Grand kids are great...We should have had them first !" |
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22 May 09 - 05:04 AM (#2638321) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Gweltas Ooops..............Typo correction to the above post ""some Irish friends HAD a car, etc...." |
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08 Oct 09 - 12:51 PM (#2741252) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Just saw this one: Support the Arts - Kiss a Musician! |
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30 Mar 10 - 06:13 AM (#2875428) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing From a local church marquee..they usually get fairly creative: This church is prayer-conditioned. (During hot weather) Lent is spring training for Christians. There was one more but I can't remember. Next time we drive by I'll get it. |
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30 Mar 10 - 06:06 PM (#2875992) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Joe_F Unsafe at Any Speed |
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31 Mar 10 - 12:31 AM (#2876198) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: dwditty Honk If I'm Polish (which was on upside down) |
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31 Mar 10 - 09:54 PM (#2877016) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing From another church marquee (we drive by several each day): Suffering from Truth decay? Brush up on your Bible. |
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01 Oct 10 - 10:58 PM (#2997920) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: frogprince Bill Staines shared this one with us this evening: "Buckle up; it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car". |
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01 Oct 10 - 11:15 PM (#2997923) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing LMAO! Thanks, fp! I saw a discouraging one, recently, on a car picking up children at my grandson's school: "Where's the birth certificate?" (For those across the pond, it's a reference to the brouhaha about President Obama's birth certificate which nefarious persons claim is a fake.) |
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03 Oct 10 - 08:39 PM (#2999050) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Allen in Oz An Oldie " The Moral Majority is neither" AD |
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04 Oct 10 - 08:47 AM (#2999273) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Patsy My other one is a porshe ........honest!! |
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04 Oct 10 - 10:29 AM (#2999333) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Neil D PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals |
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04 Oct 10 - 10:22 PM (#2999758) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Skivee "I Brake For Tail-gaters" |
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05 Oct 10 - 04:19 AM (#2999859) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: MGM·Lion Always risk of repetition when posting on thread this long ~~ apologies if this one has already appeared. But I have always liked OVERTAKER ~~ BEWARE OF UNDERTAKER ~Michael~ |
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12 Nov 10 - 08:38 AM (#3030236) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Janie "Vows of abstinence break more readily than condoms." |
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14 Nov 10 - 10:24 PM (#3032336) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: frogprince Just saw a few blocks from home: "My child was inmate of the month" |
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14 Nov 10 - 11:36 PM (#3032359) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Oh, yea, frogprince! Janie, too true! Not a bumper sticker, but a local church kiosk says "Kind Words Are the Music of the World." I kind a liked that! |
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15 Nov 10 - 04:56 PM (#3032972) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Desert Dancer One I heard of recently, painfully true: [picture of Abe Lincoln] "It's my party and I'll cry if I want to." ~ Becky in Tucson |
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24 Sep 11 - 12:09 AM (#3228162) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Time to post a few new ones I've seen lately: Upside down in the back window of an SUV, "If you can read this roll me over!" On a church kiosk, "Go against God's grain and you'll get splinters." Hmmmm...! |
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24 Sep 11 - 12:56 AM (#3228166) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: michaelr My bumpersticker for 2012 is "Obama: There's still hope". Think I should print up a few? |
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24 Sep 11 - 01:11 PM (#3228373) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,999 Bachmann in 2012. (The Mayans tried to warn us.) |
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13 Oct 11 - 07:25 PM (#3238615) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing michael, I LIKE that! Bruce, LOL..they did, didn't they! Saw this the other day: Flaming Moderate |
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13 Oct 11 - 08:25 PM (#3238647) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Lighter CRITICAL THINKING: The other national deficit |
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13 Oct 11 - 08:39 PM (#3238654) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Oh! That is excellent, Lighter! |
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13 Oct 11 - 09:59 PM (#3238678) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,999 I found a site that had a few I've never seen. Here they are. Happy face sticker with this quote: "Well aren't we just a ray of fu#king sunshine!" "What if the Hokey Pokey WAS what it's all about?" |
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14 Oct 11 - 11:52 AM (#3238914) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Donuel Ready to print from my site: My President was an Honor Roll student Romney 2012 : Have it both ways on every issue Perry For Presindent of that American Country |
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25 Jun 12 - 04:33 PM (#3367888) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,saulgoldie I just saw this one on a "Smart car." (You know, those itty bitty things that when they grow up they want to be a "real" car?) "Limit: 25 clowns" Saul |
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25 Jun 12 - 04:43 PM (#3367897) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: PHJim Friends Don`t Let Friends Clap On One And Three. |
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26 Jun 12 - 06:47 AM (#3368116) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: saulgoldie Should have been "Maximum Capacity: 25 Clowns" Saul |
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26 Jun 12 - 06:59 AM (#3368121) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: kendall Not a bumper sticker, but our main car is an Impala. Just over that I added "Vlad The". |
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26 Jun 12 - 09:47 AM (#3368165) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: KB in Iowa Seen for sale on-line: MAY THE FETUS YOU SAVE BE GAY |
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26 Jun 12 - 11:34 AM (#3368214) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Peter "Its a lovely day - some bastard is bound to spoil it" The car was on a police tow truck when I saw it. |
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26 Jun 12 - 11:34 AM (#3368215) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST Not all that funny, but a fitting combination I saw last week: on left side of bumper "No Fat Chicks Allowed" and on the right side "My parents said I could be anything I aspired to, so I grew and became an asshole." |
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27 Jun 12 - 08:49 AM (#3368593) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: kendall Blow horn if you hate noise |
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27 Jun 12 - 12:07 PM (#3368673) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,saulgoldie "Horn broken; watch for finger." |
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27 Jun 12 - 12:28 PM (#3368683) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Lighter On same car: [Gray ribbon shape:] WE SUPPORT ZOMBIES. [Black and yellow diamond shape:] STOLEN BABIES ON BOARD |
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27 Jun 12 - 12:41 PM (#3368696) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Sandy Mc Lean HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS CLICK |
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27 Jun 12 - 10:50 PM (#3368919) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: dick greenhaus DEFY AUTHORITY! whenever it's permitted |
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28 Jun 12 - 04:27 AM (#3368981) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Frank On a Truck that empties out septic tanks (sewerage). "It might be shit to you, but it's my bread and butter." "Six Million sperm - and you had to be the fastest swimmer!" A friend's vehicle plate - TIVOOM |
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28 Aug 12 - 11:11 AM (#3396440) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing We're all here because we're not all there. Seen on a car in Colorado.:-) |
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28 Aug 12 - 11:43 AM (#3396467) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: frogprince A sticker at the bottom edge of the side window of the car parked next to us at Tim Horton's: "Did you vote for Obama? Thanks a lot, Asshole". I'm still disappointed because I didn't have a piece of stiff paper; I printed "You're welcome" on a paper napkin, and tried to put it in the window slot by the sticker, but it just flopped over so he probably wouldn't have seen what it said. I so wanted to be able to move off a ways and watch for the guy to find it. |
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29 Aug 12 - 01:39 AM (#3396821) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: JohnInKansas Not exactly a bumper sticker, but painted on the back of a septic tank truck ... Like the ones that we call the "shit suckers" that clean out the port-a-pots at festival ...
(The XXXXX was a "painted over" spot, in just contrasting enough color for you to assume "something" had been "deleted.") John |
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29 Aug 12 - 02:15 AM (#3396824) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: JohnInKansas A question appeared early in this thread about how to post the letter PI. The "Capital Greek PI" has Unicode character value 03A0, so you would type Π to get Π The "Greek Small Letter Pi" has Unicode Character Value 03C0 so you would type <O; to get π In Word, in both Windows and Apple versions, autocorrect or autoreplace can be used to change a "code" that you type to something else, or you can use the "Insert|Symbol" utility; and either of these can be used to insert "symbols." Unfortunately the "symbols" inserted come from a "font page" that simply puts different "pictures" in the spots that correspond to "real characters" so what might print ok directly from Word will print as something different if the "symbol" is pasted into a different program/format like html, or may just print the code you typed. Professional layout/typography workers DO NOT EVER USE THE WORD SYMBOL INSERTION utility because in any case involving a change in format IT DOESN'T WORK RIGHT, as was demonstrated 'way back at the beginnings of this thread. Now - - - back to the much more interesting John |
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04 Nov 13 - 10:50 PM (#3572917) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: frogprince My very own stroke of genius :) |
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08 Nov 13 - 10:51 AM (#3573917) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: frogprince God is my Co-pilot... |
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18 Aug 16 - 08:52 PM (#3805726) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Mrrzy HONK IF YOU (HEART) JESUS text and drive if you want to meet him! |
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18 Aug 16 - 11:30 PM (#3805734) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Mike in Brunswick HOWS MY DRIVING? SHOOT ME A TEXT Mike |
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19 Aug 16 - 03:38 AM (#3805743) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Senoufou In Ghana, particularly in Accra, where the cars zoom around dangerously, not to mention the little minibuses totally overloaded and the usual laden mopeds etc, one is in constant fear of being involved in an accident. It's the custom there to write huge signs on the back of vehicles expressing religious fervour. One sees for example JESUS IS LORD! and JESUS LOVES US! On a particularly bad day, on my way in a taxi to the British Embassy, lurching and swerving to avoid certain death, I was briefly amused to see a minibus go by with OH GOD HELP US! writ large on the back window. I could only mutter "Amen!" |
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19 Aug 16 - 08:38 AM (#3805789) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Donuel 70 is the new 69 TrumPutense 16 Over the Hill ary Keep corruption alive. Elect someone! |
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19 Aug 16 - 11:47 AM (#3805815) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Jim Carroll Seen on the bumper of a large American car carrying four young black through the streets of Wandsworth in West London, twenty-odd years ago. "Your daughter may not have been on the Mayflower, but she certainly certainly came across last night". Jim Carroll |
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19 Aug 16 - 12:33 PM (#3805826) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Gda Music I remember this from a car in the 60s... EXHUME HOARE-BELISHA GJ |
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19 Aug 16 - 08:40 PM (#3805871) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Mrrzy I'M THE REAL FATHER of your honor roll student |
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19 Aug 16 - 09:38 PM (#3805876) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Joe_F In 1968, I made my own bumper sticker: HUMPHREY We Could Do Worse (And so we did!) |
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20 Aug 16 - 08:08 AM (#3805920) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Steve Shaw Seen in Bristol, handwritten in the dirt on the back of a white van, "I wish my wife was this dirty." On a sticker on the back of another white van, years ago: "Badly driven? Go to www.gofuckyourself.co.uk" |
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24 Apr 17 - 10:52 AM (#3852165) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: saulgoldie Can't remember if I posted thee earlier, but... This is one I would like to have made: "My delinquent gave your honor student herpes" I have seen this one: "Your stick figure family was delicious" (with pic of T-Rex) AND... Vanity tag: "TIH2 WA" I didn't get this until the vehicle was in my rearview mirror. (There is a longer anecdote that goes with this, but this is the short version.) Saul |
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24 Apr 17 - 10:02 PM (#3852269) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Donuel My giant Caddy has room for many religious stickers: on the right rear; Believe Trump, Obey Russia, Buy Ivanka, Worship $ on the left rear; Get Saved by Sanders |
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25 Apr 17 - 03:55 PM (#3852405) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Iains Seen in Dallas when drilling off the Atlantic seaboard had been halted: "Let the Bastards freeze in New York" |
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25 Apr 17 - 04:12 PM (#3852407) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: DMcG Not a bumper sticker at all, but i found it amusing. There is a model of BMW 53506. In the model I saw the designer had chosen a 'seven segment' style of lettering. As a result, upside down it is POSES. Which almost irresistibly close to POSER. |
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25 Apr 17 - 04:46 PM (#3852412) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Donuel My President was an honor student at Harvard |
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26 Apr 17 - 09:01 AM (#3852518) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: gillymor I saw one the other day I can sympathize with: Honk if Trump Makes You Puke My neighbor still has this one on her bumper: CLINTON/KAINE Because They're Not Insane |
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26 Apr 17 - 09:45 AM (#3852527) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Jeri Not a bumper sticker, but a license plate on a Honda Element: "the5th" Then, the license plate holder said "Wash is my co-pilot" Hard-core sci-fi fan! |
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19 Jul 18 - 01:45 PM (#3938309) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: frogprince I'm not sure this is really FUNNY, but I'm tempted to make myself one |
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19 Jul 18 - 03:49 PM (#3938329) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Iains Seen on a car whose owner did not vote for Hilary: "Life is a bitch, so do not vote for one!!" |
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20 Jul 18 - 03:39 PM (#3938501) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Donuel Never Republican again |
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20 Jul 18 - 03:57 PM (#3938506) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: gillymor Not so much funny as urgent: MAKE AMERICA SANE AGAIN |
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22 Jul 18 - 08:58 PM (#3938833) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: keberoxu My Brakes are Excellent Come Closer and I'll Show You |
