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BS: How come?

13 Jun 02 - 12:41 PM (#729250)
Subject: How come?
From: mousethief

How come UFOs are only spotted by people who don't own, or aren't carrying at the moment, their cam-corders?

Alex


13 Jun 02 - 12:44 PM (#729254)
Subject: RE: BS: How come?
From: katlaughing

Some things are meant to be seen, not filmed?*g*


13 Jun 02 - 12:53 PM (#729263)
Subject: RE: BS: How come?
From: Clinton Hammond

They aren't...

If you're the kind of wacko that believes everything you see, then there are countless hours of vid of UFOs...


13 Jun 02 - 12:54 PM (#729264)
Subject: RE: BS: How come?
From: SINSULL

mousethief, You have to watch late night TV more. I have seen hundreds of amateur videos of UFOs streaking across the skies in Denver, Washington DC, Brazil, Australia, etc. The only time the cameras are missing is when the large eyed little green men show up and abduct people.


13 Jun 02 - 01:13 PM (#729278)
Subject: RE: BS: How come?
From: mousethief

Tell you what, if I got anally probed, I sure wouldn't want a video of it.

Then again I did see the coloscopy on the big screen...

Alex


13 Jun 02 - 02:31 PM (#729352)
Subject: RE: BS: How come?
From: Joe Offer

Hi - I added a couple of words of explanation to the FAQ index. I had it listed as "Basic Mudcat HTML," but I added "line breaks and clickable links" to the index entry. Maybe that will make it easier for the next person to find instructions.
-Joe Offer-


13 Jun 02 - 02:36 PM (#729356)
Subject: RE: BS: How come?
From: kendall

The only one I ever saw was pre video camera days. I was hunting and had no need of a camera. Clinton, definition of UFO, it is something you see but dont know what is is/was. Period. It does not make you a wacko. Now, insisting that it is a flying saucer with aliens inside, maybe. All I can tell you is, another trained observer and I saw something which we could not identify, there was a period of time which I can not account for, and he refused to talk about it until the dAY he died.(even then, he didn't mention it) So, call me a wacko.


13 Jun 02 - 02:40 PM (#729365)
Subject: RE: BS: How come?
From: mousethief

Did Joe cross-post or what?

Alex


13 Jun 02 - 02:48 PM (#729375)
Subject: RE: BS: How come?
From: MMario

his post was hi-jacked by alien space beings. they are trying to confuse us because we are aware of them.


13 Jun 02 - 02:50 PM (#729378)
Subject: RE: BS: How come?
From: 53

I believe in them. Bob


13 Jun 02 - 03:39 PM (#729411)
Subject: RE: BS: How come?
From: SharonA

Alex: No, I think Joe was referring to the explanation of anal probing by extraterrestrials on the FAQ (also known as Basic Mudcat Hiney That Martians Look at) *BG*


13 Jun 02 - 03:57 PM (#729429)
Subject: RE: BS: How come?
From: Amergin

Hey, Alex...no offense...but if some one made a video of you being anally probed....well i wouldn't want to watch it either....


13 Jun 02 - 04:01 PM (#729431)
Subject: RE: BS: How come?
From: Chicken Charlie

Mousethief: Actual, it might depend on who was doing the probing.

CC


13 Jun 02 - 04:28 PM (#729454)
Subject: RE: BS: How come?
From: Ebbie

Kendall- you're so right. Unidentified Flying Object.

I don't understand why people immediately jump into a debate as to whether there is such a thing. Why not instead debate what it could have been, keeping the emotion out of it?

If it weren't for the fact that a number of 'Catters can't stand the very existence of a thread that discusses experiences and sights that some of us have not been able to explain, I would love to take part in such a discussion...


13 Jun 02 - 04:40 PM (#729460)
Subject: RE: BS: How come?
From: AliUK

I have a video of me being anally probed, but of course I have too much taste to publish it...unless...


13 Jun 02 - 04:42 PM (#729462)
Subject: RE: BS: How come?
From: Steve in Idaho

Your video probing had a taste to it?? I think they might have gone too far

Har har har har

Steve


13 Jun 02 - 04:47 PM (#729463)
Subject: RE: BS: How come?
From: AliUK

Chalk one up to steve.
Another `How Come?´ How come they sell you CDs, but they don´t sell you the means of opening that damned plastic wrapper!?


13 Jun 02 - 05:38 PM (#729502)
Subject: RE: BS: How come?
From: Kim C

It's not aliens taking over the world, it's dogs. My dogs have trained me, through wiliness, subterfuge, and sheer cuteness, to fetch them a biscuit every morning when I get out of the shower. They sit in the hallway and wait for me.

If they can train us to get them treats, what else can they do?


13 Jun 02 - 06:38 PM (#729534)
Subject: RE: BS: How come?
From: GUEST

AliUK.... They do! They come wrapped up in CD's which are deliverd by unfilmed UFO's originally instructed to probe our artificial waterways.... just that there was a typo in the written orders.


13 Jun 02 - 06:51 PM (#729537)
Subject: RE: BS: How come?
From: mousethief

They have cd-opening gadgets at my local cd shop. They are in a basket with a BIG sign over them saying "DO NOT STICK YOUR FINGER IN THE GROOVE. CONTAINS RAZOR BLADE."

I asked them if they had some problems with that. They replied yes, and they're tired of cleaning blood out of the carpet.

("Gee, this nifty gadget opens the shrinkwrap. Just run this groove along the edge of the cd, right? I wonder what magic device performs the -- OUCH! HEY!")

Here's a drink to your health, P.T. Barnum, wherever you are.

Alex