14 Jun 02 - 06:32 AM (#729797) Subject: Funny Song Suggestions Required From: IanN Can anyone help me out? I'm looking for some funny/witty songs to sing at a poetry evening. Most of the poems read are amusing but my repetoire of songs is limited to more serious stuff which goes down well but I'd like to introduce an element of humour into my spot. Any ideas? PS guitar chords would be greatly appreciated! |
14 Jun 02 - 06:37 AM (#729802) Subject: RE: Lyr/Chords Req: Funny Song Suggestions Required From: IanN Also, I think some parodies of well known songs would be good. |
14 Jun 02 - 07:04 AM (#729814) Subject: RE: Lyr/Chords Req: Funny Song Suggestions Required From: GUEST,micca at work IanM, have you tried Aines songbook? it is listed in the Quick Links box top Right of Threads main page and has some Parodies and stuff from Mudcatters |
14 Jun 02 - 07:19 AM (#729821) Subject: Lyr Add: SISTER JOSEPHINE (Jake Thackray) From: songs2play I've always thought Jake Thackray's "Sister Josephine" one of the funniest songs I've heard. I'm sure there's a Catter out there with the chords.
SISTER JOSEPHINE
Oh, Sister Josephine!
While you, Sister Josephine,
The policemen say that Josephine's a burglar in disguise,
Oh, Sister Josephine!
While you, Sister Josephine,
Admittedly, her hands are big and hairy
Oh, Sister Josephine,
While you, Sister Josephine,
No longer will her snores ring through the chapel during prayers,
Oh, Sister Josephine,
While you, Sister Josephine, Words & Music Jake Thackray |
14 Jun 02 - 07:26 AM (#729829) Subject: RE: Lyr/Chords Req: Funny Song Suggestions Required From: skin-the-goat what about some of Eric Bogles songs eg Somebody's moggie a delightful ditty about a cat who didnt know his safe cross code or Gomez a song about an amourous chi waw waw |
14 Jun 02 - 07:33 AM (#729831) Subject: RE: Lyr/Chords Req: Funny Song Suggestions Required From: GUEST I have always liked the Woad song (lyrics are on this site) which is sung to the tune 'Men of Harlech' |
14 Jun 02 - 08:46 AM (#729862) Subject: RE: Lyr/Chords Req: Funny Song Suggestions Required From: Murph10566 Good morning - Not sure of the age level of humor you're interested in tapping into, IanN, but there are a few Rugby tunes that would certainly make you Legendary... Less bawdy, but still funny, is The Limelighters' classic, "Have Some Madeira, M'Dear"... I second skin-the-goat's suggestion of Bogle's "Nobody's Moggie Now" - Hilarious ! Regards, Murph |
14 Jun 02 - 10:02 AM (#729898) Subject: RE: Lyr/Chords Req: Funny Song Suggestions Require From: Genie Why not try a DT and Forum search putting "@humor" or "@parody" or "@funny" in the box [without the quotation marks]? You'll find tons of good stuff. There are threads on "nonsense lyrice," "parodies," etc. The Limeliters did do a great job on "M'deira, M'Dear," but the original was Flanders & Swann, who wrote lots of hilarious stuff [e.g., "The Hippopotamus Song," "Tonga." Then there's Bryan Bowers, Tom Lehrer, Tom Paxton, Spike Jones, Homer & Jethro, Bob Rivers, and a bunch of others whose names are escaping me right now. Keep laughing! Genie |
14 Jun 02 - 11:29 AM (#729943) Subject: RE: Lyr/Chords Req: Funny Song Suggestions Required From: Trapper Ian-
Don't forget Peter and Lou Berryman! |
14 Jun 02 - 01:23 PM (#730025) Subject: RE: Lyr/Chords Req: Funny Song Suggestions Required From: GUEST,Slickerbill How about John Prine; "Dear Abby" is my fave, and then there's the one with "Please don't bury me in the cold cold ground; (something) cut my body up and pass me all around...". Title anyone? SB |
14 Jun 02 - 01:51 PM (#730042) Subject: RE: Lyr/Chords Req: Funny Song Suggestions Required From: Murph10566 Slickerbill, I think it's entitled "Please Don't Bury Me" - "Please Don't Bury Me down in that cold, cold ground ! I'm gonna have 'em cut me me up and pass me all around ! Blow my brain in a hurricane, and the Blind can have my eyes - And the Deaf can take both of my ears, if they don't mind the size !" Nice choice - M. |
14 Jun 02 - 04:06 PM (#730140) Subject: RE: Lyr/Chords Req: Funny Song Suggestions Required From: GUEST,ben Matt McGinn did a song 'My wee auntie Sarah' to the tune Guantanamera- it's on a tape called 'Screwtops keep falling om head' He did lotsa funny material. Ben |
14 Jun 02 - 05:37 PM (#730206) Subject: RE: Lyr/Chords Req: Funny Song Suggestions Required From: GUEST,Keital There is a husband and wife duo called Molly & the Tinker (ver popular at the Bristol Renn Faire) that have some pretty funny tunes("The St.Pat's Day Polka","Gort", and "A Wee Droppie 'Ot",just to name a few).I also concur that Tom Lehrer is a great source for comedy(great, Hell, legendary is more like it). The Clancy Bros. have recorded some funny tunes is their time,such as "You're Always Welcome At Our House", "Beer, Beer, Beer", and the afore- mentioned "Sister Josephine". A final doff of the hat must go to the late, great Frank Zappa who proved throughout his entire career that humor, does indeed, belong in music. |
15 Jun 02 - 02:49 AM (#730406) Subject: RE: Lyr/Chords Req: Funny Song Suggestions Require From: Genie Among American oldies, there's Groucho Marx's theme song "Lydia, The Tattooed Lady" [by the same guys who wrote "Over The Rainbow--Harburg and Arlen], "On The Amazon," "Maggie Dear," and a bunch more I can't think of right now. |
15 Jun 02 - 06:25 AM (#730431) Subject: RE: Lyr/Chords Req: Funny Song Suggestions Required From: Mr Red Tom Lehrer is a good bet because he is so clever with words and scourilous with concepts. Poets love wordplay - it's there medium. |
15 Jun 02 - 04:35 PM (#730620) Subject: RE: Lyr/Chords Req: Funny Song Suggestions Required From: Dead Horse Anything from Les Barker! |
15 Jun 02 - 08:13 PM (#730686) Subject: RE: Lyr/Chords Req: Funny Song Suggestions Required From: Gareth Or the Yetties, or Fred Whitlock ! - I think we'll leave Max Boyce out of it as his brand of homour is localised ! Gareth It's the song of the Pontypool front row |
15 Jun 02 - 09:43 PM (#730714) Subject: RE: Lyr/Chords Req: Funny Song Suggestions Required From: GUEST,ramona where do i find les barker lyrics, tho? |
15 Jun 02 - 10:20 PM (#730728) Subject: RE: Lyr/Chords Req: Funny Song Suggestions Required From: YOR My older brother was the collector of the albums so I don't have them around to check but "The Fireside Theater" had some great material. Mostly comic sketches with alot of songs thrown in. Early to mid 70's stuff. "Put down that Dwarf and hand me the Pliers" is the only title I can remember. I thunk about it. What was the comic (and guitarist) name from the mid 60's, Allen something. He did an album long parody about the Kennedy's. Old fart, memory going. More modern: "I Want to be Your Underwear" Bryan Adams Roy
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15 Jun 02 - 11:04 PM (#730752) Subject: RE: Lyr/Chords Req: Funny Song Suggestions Required From: YOR Doh! I told you the memory was old. Firesign Theatre http://www.firesigntheatre.com/ Such greats as: "Waiting for the electrican, so someone like him" "Don't crush that dwarf, hand me the pliers" "How can you be in two places at once (when you're not anywhere at all)" "I think we're all bozos on this bus" And I'm now thinking there may not be as many songs as I was thinking, or not thinking. So I'll stop wasting cyperspace room. Roy
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17 Jun 02 - 06:29 PM (#731728) Subject: RE: Lyr/Chords Req: Funny Song Suggestions Required From: GUEST,Ray Right IanN Let's see what we can do. I'll flag up authors or singers as I move on. Correction to one of the above: it's Fred Wedlock, a prime English source of comic songs though not always written by him. Another good source Sid Kipper and the Kipper Family. Look back on the past forums and you will find a lot of his/their stuff. Les Barker, a super source of comic poetry some of which is written to suit a tune. He has a site. Moving on, I really need more about your requirements, but I will start with suggestions and you can come back. Songs with a literary content: Dave Summers and his song "The Library". Just a verse or two:
My mother cried and wished she'd died
In the library, the library,
There's Leacock and Peacock and A. Solzhenitsyn? And about 3 times as much as this again. Next, "The Tale of the Man with 3 Balls," author John Connelly. Essentially a lady has gone into the library and asked for pornography...
"If it's pornography that you're after," said I,
Lady Chatterly's Lover, Last Exit to Brooklyn, There's Swedish au pair girls all dressed up in rubber... Her husband is a pawnbroker, hence the title. (3 balls hanging outside a shop denote a pawnbroker.) It's not particularly risqué despite the above.
Moving on...
On a cold rainy night on a Liverpool quayside,
Have you got any news of the iceberg? Oh a truly great piece of work. You could always try "Old MacDonald's Farm" in Latin. See a thread above but beware. Look what's happened after such a simple enquiry. Or Sid Kipper's "The Innocent Dodo"
I pray thee good lordies and ladies attend That will do for now. Come back if you haven't suffered enough. Regards Ray |
18 Jun 02 - 06:52 AM (#732094) Subject: RE: Lyr/Chords Req: Funny Song Suggestions Required From: IanN Thanks everyone! That should give me something to go at!
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18 Jun 02 - 09:09 PM (#732615) Subject: RE: Lyr/Chords Req: Funny Song Suggestions Required From: GUEST,guest Go to monologues.co.uk |
20 Jul 07 - 08:30 AM (#2107534) Subject: RE: Lyr/Chords Req: Funny Song Suggestions Required From: GUEST,James I know this song from the McCalmans. It is a song they often play in their concerts. It is on one of their CDs, I forget which one, however. I have attended 5 of their concerts and they usually play it. I thought it was written by Nick Keir, because he does the lead and guitar. Well, I stand corrected, if it was Jake Thackeray. Then I will have to look for his cds in ebay or amazon. Did he also write Little Tim McGuire, liked to play with fire? I thought the McCalmans wrote that too, but probably not. McCalmans buy their CDs, they need the money. There are 3 men Ian McCalman, Nick Keir and Steven Quigg. There was one who died, Derek Moffat, he had a tumor in 2001, and one who stopped playing with them, I forget his name, Hamish I think. They started in the 60s and are still going. Only one of the original members is with them, Ian, the other two are younger now. They play folk music from Scotland and other places. Some mod some traditional. I have almost all of their LPs and CDs except maybe one or two of the newer ones. |
20 Jul 07 - 08:41 AM (#2107537) Subject: RE: Lyr/Chords Req: Funny Song Suggestions Required From: Leadfingers Tim McGuire was written by Leon Rosselsson !! |
20 Jul 07 - 02:20 PM (#2107725) Subject: RE: Lyr/Chords Req: Funny Song Suggestions Required From: GUEST,mike putt what about "Im my own granpa" I think I have it by Willie Nelson |
20 Jul 07 - 02:57 PM (#2107751) Subject: RE: Lyr/Chords Req: Funny Song Suggestions Require From: Artful Codger "My Canary Has Circles Under His Eyes" - a cute 20's novelty song. BTW, can anyone furnish me (by PM) the lyrics to "Everything Is Hotsy-Totsy Now"? I have two recordings, but one is abbreviated, and the other (by the Captain Matchbox Whoopie Band, who also did "Canary") is so slurred and fast that I can't decipher half the words. |
20 Jul 07 - 05:33 PM (#2107848) Subject: RE: Lyr/Chords Req: Funny Song Suggestions Require From: Artful Codger Found another recording of "Everything Is Hotsy-Totsy Now" here, an unreleased test pressing by Irving Mills (who co-wrote the song) and Duke Ellington. I was able to decipher a fair bit of it, but I'm not sure of a few lines; see the italicized bits below. Intro: ...A cozy little home, Just room enough for two-two-two. There's a hope to add a limb on the family tree. (Could be "There I'm gonna"--another singer sings just "Gonna". It sounds to me most like "There's a room" but I'd be surprised if that were it.) 2nd refrain: So long, sadness; hello, gladness, Roll up to my bow (Maybe "Row up"? The "bow" bit is rhyme-paired with "now".) 3rd verse: ...And when we spoon, she don't play copsy, She don't call momsy or her popsy. (Possibly "play copsy" should be "say stopsy") 3rd refrain: Say I've loved others, So, old brothers, ??? with a smile. I'm sure glad she Found out and she's happy She's glad meanwhile. Any help appreciated. |
23 Jul 07 - 11:39 PM (#2109751) Subject: Lyr Add: EV'RYTHING IS HOTSY TOTSY NOW From: Jim Dixon Artful Codger: Your link doesn't work, but I think this must have been the file you used (or another copy of it). Transcribed from the sound recording at The Red Hot Jazz Archive As you can see, I had some difficulty, too, but I think I can clear up part of your confustion. EV'RYTHING IS HOTSY TOTSY NOW Jimmy McHugh, Irving Mills* (The Hotsy-Totsy Boys) New York: Jack Mills, Inc., 1925. Take a look at me. I'm busy as a bee. I got a lot to do, do, do. I'm gonna build a home, a cozy little home, Just room enough for two, two, two. There's ... add a limb on the family tree. I've found a girl as sweet as she could be. So ev'rything is jake. What a lucky break! I'm happy as can be. 'Cause I've got myself a brand new hotsy. I'm her totsy. She's my hotsy. Ev'rything is hotsy-totsy now. What I did was pop the question. She said, "What a great suggestion!" Ev'rything is hotsy-totsy now. No more cryin'. No more sighin'. I'm through with the blues. Does she love me, turtledove me? I'll tell the world she do, do, do. I've got myself a brand new hotsy. I'm her totsy and she's my hotsy. Ev'rything is hotsy-totsy now. I said, I've got myself a brand new totsy. I'm her hotsy. She's my totsy. Ev'rything is hotsy-totsy now. I just bought the ring for Totsy's finger, Just the thing, a real humdinger, And ev'rything is hotsy-totsy now. So long, sadness. Hello, gladness. ... Ev'ry little thing is peaches Down in Georgia now. 'Cause I've got myself a brand new totsy. I'm her hotsy. She's my totsy, And ev'rything is hotsy-totsy now. I said, I've got myself a brand new hotsy. I'm her totsy. She's my hotsy, Ev'rything is hotsy-totsy now. And when we spoon, she don't say stopsy, Don't call momsy or her popsy. Ev'rything is hotsy-totsy now. I've loved others, but oh, brothers! Their lovin' was mild. And I'm sure daffy 'bout my sweet taffy. She drives me wild. At ten o'clock, I say adieu, But I'm still there at half-past two, So ev'rything is hotsy-totsy now. [*Credit as given by Indiana University Sheet Music Collections. Some sources also credit Dorothy Fields. [Red Hot Jazz also has recordings by The California Ramblers, The Coon Sanders Nighthawks Orchestra, The Original Indiana Five, Herb Wiedoeft's Cinderella Roof Orchestra, and Eddie Frazier and his Plantation Orchestra, but none of them use the complete lyrics as shown above.] |
12 May 08 - 03:16 PM (#2338594) Subject: RE: Lyr/Chords Req: Funny Song Suggestions Require From: GUEST,Mike Little Tim McGuire was written by Leon Rosselson. He also wrote "Palaces Of Gold" and "The World Turned Upside Down". Great songs all... Mike |
12 May 08 - 03:30 PM (#2338606) Subject: RE: Lyr/Chords Req: Funny Song Suggestions Required From: GUEST,Volgadon Les Barker's Hard Cheese of Olde England. Those edam foreigners!!! |
12 May 08 - 07:53 PM (#2338823) Subject: Lyr/Chords Add: GET UP AND GO (Pete Seeger) From: GUEST,Bill the sound GET UP AND GO (Pete Seeger) C G7 Old age is golden so I've heard said C But sometimes I wonder as I crawl into bed F C With my ears in a drawer my teeth in a cup D7 G My eyes on a table until I wake up C F As sleep dims me vision I say to myself C Is there anything else I should lay on the shelf F C But though nations are warring and business is vexed G7 C I'll still stick around to see what happens next. Chorus F C How do I know my youth is all spent G7 C My get up and go has got up and went F C But in spite of it all I'm able to grin G7 C And think of the places my get up has been. When I was young my slippers were red I could kick my heels right over my head When I was older my slippers were blue But still I could dance the whole night through Now I am older my slippers are black I huff to the shops and puff my way back But never you laugh I don't mind at all I'd rather be huffing than not puff at all Chorus I get up each morning and dust off my wits Open the paper and read the obits If I'm not there I know I'm not dead So I eat a good breakfast and go back to bed. Chorus I usually sing this if I think there is nobody older than me in the room. |
12 May 08 - 08:59 PM (#2338874) Subject: RE: Lyr/Chords Req: Funny Song Suggestions Require From: Genie Check out Betsy Wellings's parody, "How Can I Keep From Purring." Also the Austin Lounge Lizards's "The Dogs, They Really Miss You." And the old vaudeville song, "I Never See Maggie Alone" (aka "Maggie, Dear"). Lyrics to all of these can be found in threads in the forum here at Mudcat. |
13 May 08 - 02:58 AM (#2338984) Subject: RE: Lyr/Chords Req: Funny Song Suggestions Required From: Gurney It's been said, but it can't be said too often if you are not familiar. Les Barker and Jake Thackray and Flanders & Swann and Tom Lehrer, for songs. monologues.co.uk and Pam Ayres for poems. |
13 May 08 - 06:26 PM (#2339719) Subject: RE: Lyr/Chords Req: Funny Song Suggestions Require From: Genie Don't forget Lou and Peter Berryman - lots of hilarious songs! And Bryan Bowers. Tom Paxton has done his share of funny songs, too - E.g., "Saturday Night," "The Marvelous Toy," "Changing My Name To Chrysler." |
13 May 08 - 06:29 PM (#2339724) Subject: RE: Lyr/Chords Req: Funny Song Suggestions Require From: Genie Oh, and there's a wonderful musician, performer and songwriter in the Pacific Northwest named Zeke Hoskin who writes some of the funniest songs you'll ever hear. Check out his website! One of my favorites is "Hunting The Duck," but he has many, many other gems. Genie |
14 May 08 - 10:47 AM (#2340283) Subject: RE: Lyr/Chords Req: Funny Song Suggestions Required From: Big Jim from Jackson The Kossoy Sisters (of O Brother, Where Art Thou fame) have one called "An Old Love Song". Really funny. |