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BS: Three dreaded words(Part the Second)

21 Jun 02 - 09:14 AM (#734270)
Subject: Three dreaded words(Part the Second)
From: SharonA

See Part One


21 Jun 02 - 09:27 AM (#734275)
Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words(Part the Second)
From: SharonA

More dreaded words...

"I don't wanna!" *G*

"Go to hell."

"Don't you think..." (when you obviously don't think whatever it is the speaker assumes everyone should think simply because the speaker does!)

"He's your son" (or "She's your daughter") from woman to single man, or to man married to another woman.

"Not tonight, dear."

"Police! Open up!"


21 Jun 02 - 02:28 PM (#734358)
Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words(Part the Second)
From: Deda

Don't wait up.


21 Jun 02 - 02:30 PM (#734360)
Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words(Part the Second)
From: GUEST

John from Hull


21 Jun 02 - 02:31 PM (#734361)
Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words(Part the Second)
From: GUEST

Personal Attack. Delete


21 Jun 02 - 06:22 PM (#734443)
Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words(Part the Second)
From: GUEST,yum yum

last orders please

I'vea sore head

hello hell hello


21 Jun 02 - 06:28 PM (#734449)
Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words(Part the Second)
From: michaelr

File not found.


21 Jun 02 - 09:58 PM (#734557)
Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words(Part the Second)
From: GUEST,greg stephens

three dreaded words
part the second


22 Jun 02 - 02:12 AM (#734629)
Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words(Part the Second)
From: Liz the Squeak

World Cup Interviews.

David Seaman Interview

Needs more ice

Splash of tonic

The Directors cut

All new footage

Bonus extra footage

Apologies for inconvenience

LTS


22 Jun 02 - 07:32 AM (#734676)
Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words(Part the Second)
From: Gareth

General Management Committee.

Gareth


22 Jun 02 - 07:56 AM (#734683)
Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words(Part the Second)
From: Catherine Jayne

Vodka and coke!

I've a Headache!!!

NO not that...

Please not again!


22 Jun 02 - 06:16 PM (#734880)
Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words(Part the Second)
From: GUEST

but you promised...


22 Jun 02 - 06:53 PM (#734906)
Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words(Part the Second)
From: Paul from Hull

Other Side Up


22 Jun 02 - 07:49 PM (#734941)
Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words(Part the Second)
From: GUEST,yum yum

are you serious?

what was that

say that again!


22 Jun 02 - 10:40 PM (#734995)
Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words(Part the Second)
From: Bill D

ess ohh ess


23 Jun 02 - 01:12 AM (#735042)
Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words(Part the Second)
From: Kaleea

Three dreaded words (spoken with voice dripping with disgust!):

"It's a banjo!"

"He plays banjo!"

"God! A Bodhran!!"

"Banjo AND Bodhran?!?!"

Dreaded words to the instrumentalists of the above: "Git a match."


25 Jun 02 - 03:09 PM (#736689)
Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words(Part the Second)
From: SharonA

I'll e-mail directions.

It's so simple.

Just a minute...

Such a bargain!

How could you...

This won't hurt.

Pill the cat.


25 Jun 02 - 03:12 PM (#736691)
Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words(Part the Second)
From: MMario

Waht's the tune?


25 Jun 02 - 04:48 PM (#736795)
Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words(Part the Second)
From: GUEST,Lori

Folk is dead.

Play any alternative?

You're too old.

That's too uncool.

You play what?

What's a dulcimer?


25 Jun 02 - 05:16 PM (#736820)
Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words(Part the Second)
From: Kim C

Honey, I'm pregnant.

It's a boy/girl!

And another boy/girl!

Wait - Triplets! Congratulations!

You're wearing that?

Hey, watch this!(maybe I already said that one, or someone else did)

Where's the beef?

Where'd we park?

Okay, slide down. (ladies, you know this one from our friend the Ob-Gyn)

Underneath Your Clothes (anyone besides me hate this song?)

You're a winner (yeah, me and 800,000 other people, IF we turn in the winning number on time)

Want a drink?

My string broke.

Sign right here.

Get out - now.

Give me that.

Let me try.

Ow, my eye!

Remastered from analog

Approach with caution

You've done it. (usually followed by "now")

You've gained/lost weight.

God bless you. (not really so bad, but there's a lady in my office who insists on yelling this out EVERY TIME someone sneezes...)

Where's my check?

Where's the stage?

Not right now.

Look over there. (where? Here comes Jeannie with her new boyfriend...)

Out of gas

Grams of fat

Too many calories

You eat THAT?!

Hey, what's up?

Severe thunderstorm warning


26 Jun 02 - 07:46 AM (#737261)
Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words(Part the Second)
From: GUEST,typical

are you sure?

ah go on

just this once

is that real?

oh my god!

was that it?

one week late!

maybe I'll call

what's it's name


26 Jun 02 - 09:09 AM (#737296)
Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words(Part the Second)
From: Catherine Jayne

Give it a-go!

The other entrance!!!! (girl to over excited boy!)


26 Jun 02 - 12:16 PM (#737434)
Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words(Part the Second)
From: EBarnacle1

Clean my house (It's the punchline to a very bad joke. Anyone asking for it can have it.)


26 Jun 02 - 12:36 PM (#737454)
Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words(Part the Second)
From: Donuel

Pollyana, meet Pandora.


27 Jun 02 - 06:44 AM (#738045)
Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words(Part the Second)
From: Janice in NJ

She's strictly N.O.K.D.


N.O.K.D. = not our kind, dearie.


27 Jun 02 - 03:29 PM (#738408)
Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words(Part the Second)
From: GUEST,typical

don't bite it!

just this once!

one more time?

ah, go on

oh, all right

call that big?

it's gone soft

wanna og again?

don't tell mummy

our little secret

you lying bas**rd


27 Jun 02 - 05:33 PM (#738464)
Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words(Part the Second)
From: alanabit

It's really safe.


27 Jun 02 - 06:30 PM (#738491)
Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words(Part the Second)
From: Liz the Squeak

just a friend.....

She means nothing

Just one night

You look lovely!

It suits you!

THAT'S your boyfriend??

LTS


28 Jun 02 - 07:39 AM (#738787)
Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words(Part the Second)
From: GUEST

"Get up love"
on a workday morning from my husband who gets another hour in bed.