21 Jun 02 - 09:14 AM (#734270) Subject: Three dreaded words(Part the Second) From: SharonA See Part One |
21 Jun 02 - 09:27 AM (#734275) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words(Part the Second) From: SharonA More dreaded words... "I don't wanna!" *G* "Go to hell." "Don't you think..." (when you obviously don't think whatever it is the speaker assumes everyone should think simply because the speaker does!) "He's your son" (or "She's your daughter") from woman to single man, or to man married to another woman. "Not tonight, dear." "Police! Open up!" |
21 Jun 02 - 02:28 PM (#734358) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words(Part the Second) From: Deda Don't wait up. |
21 Jun 02 - 02:30 PM (#734360) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words(Part the Second) From: GUEST John from Hull |
21 Jun 02 - 02:31 PM (#734361) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words(Part the Second) From: GUEST Personal Attack. Delete |
21 Jun 02 - 06:22 PM (#734443) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words(Part the Second) From: GUEST,yum yum last orders please I'vea sore head hello hell hello |
21 Jun 02 - 06:28 PM (#734449) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words(Part the Second) From: michaelr File not found. |
21 Jun 02 - 09:58 PM (#734557) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words(Part the Second) From: GUEST,greg stephens three dreaded words part the second |
22 Jun 02 - 02:12 AM (#734629) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words(Part the Second) From: Liz the Squeak World Cup Interviews. David Seaman Interview Needs more ice Splash of tonic The Directors cut All new footage Bonus extra footage Apologies for inconvenience LTS |
22 Jun 02 - 07:32 AM (#734676) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words(Part the Second) From: Gareth General Management Committee. Gareth |
22 Jun 02 - 07:56 AM (#734683) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words(Part the Second) From: Catherine Jayne Vodka and coke! I've a Headache!!! NO not that... Please not again! |
22 Jun 02 - 06:16 PM (#734880) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words(Part the Second) From: GUEST but you promised... |
22 Jun 02 - 06:53 PM (#734906) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words(Part the Second) From: Paul from Hull Other Side Up |
22 Jun 02 - 07:49 PM (#734941) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words(Part the Second) From: GUEST,yum yum are you serious? what was thatsay that again! |
22 Jun 02 - 10:40 PM (#734995) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words(Part the Second) From: Bill D ess ohh ess |
23 Jun 02 - 01:12 AM (#735042) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words(Part the Second) From: Kaleea Three dreaded words (spoken with voice dripping with disgust!): "It's a banjo!" "He plays banjo!" "God! A Bodhran!!" "Banjo AND Bodhran?!?!" Dreaded words to the instrumentalists of the above: "Git a match." |
25 Jun 02 - 03:09 PM (#736689) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words(Part the Second) From: SharonA I'll e-mail directions. It's so simple. Just a minute... Such a bargain! How could you... This won't hurt. Pill the cat. |
25 Jun 02 - 03:12 PM (#736691) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words(Part the Second) From: MMario Waht's the tune? |
25 Jun 02 - 04:48 PM (#736795) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words(Part the Second) From: GUEST,Lori Folk is dead. Play any alternative? You're too old. That's too uncool. You play what? What's a dulcimer?
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25 Jun 02 - 05:16 PM (#736820) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words(Part the Second) From: Kim C Honey, I'm pregnant. It's a boy/girl! And another boy/girl! Wait - Triplets! Congratulations! You're wearing that? Hey, watch this!(maybe I already said that one, or someone else did) Where's the beef? Where'd we park? Okay, slide down. (ladies, you know this one from our friend the Ob-Gyn) Underneath Your Clothes (anyone besides me hate this song?) You're a winner (yeah, me and 800,000 other people, IF we turn in the winning number on time) Want a drink? My string broke. Sign right here. Get out - now. Give me that. Let me try. Ow, my eye! Remastered from analog Approach with caution You've done it. (usually followed by "now") You've gained/lost weight. God bless you. (not really so bad, but there's a lady in my office who insists on yelling this out EVERY TIME someone sneezes...) Where's my check? Where's the stage? Not right now. Look over there. (where? Here comes Jeannie with her new boyfriend...) Out of gas Grams of fat Too many calories You eat THAT?! Hey, what's up? Severe thunderstorm warning |
26 Jun 02 - 07:46 AM (#737261) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words(Part the Second) From: GUEST,typical are you sure?ah go onjust this onceis that real?oh my god!was that it?one week late!maybe I'll callwhat's it's name |
26 Jun 02 - 09:09 AM (#737296) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words(Part the Second) From: Catherine Jayne Give it a-go! The other entrance!!!! (girl to over excited boy!)
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26 Jun 02 - 12:16 PM (#737434) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words(Part the Second) From: EBarnacle1 Clean my house (It's the punchline to a very bad joke. Anyone asking for it can have it.) |
26 Jun 02 - 12:36 PM (#737454) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words(Part the Second) From: Donuel Pollyana, meet Pandora. |
27 Jun 02 - 06:44 AM (#738045) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words(Part the Second) From: Janice in NJ She's strictly N.O.K.D. N.O.K.D. = not our kind, dearie. |
27 Jun 02 - 03:29 PM (#738408) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words(Part the Second) From: GUEST,typical don't bite it!just this once!one more time? ah, go on oh, all right call that big? it's gone softwanna og again?don't tell mummyour little secretyou lying bas**rd |
27 Jun 02 - 05:33 PM (#738464) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words(Part the Second) From: alanabit It's really safe. |
27 Jun 02 - 06:30 PM (#738491) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words(Part the Second) From: Liz the Squeak just a friend..... She means nothing Just one night You look lovely! It suits you! THAT'S your boyfriend?? LTS |
28 Jun 02 - 07:39 AM (#738787) Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words(Part the Second) From: GUEST "Get up love" on a workday morning from my husband who gets another hour in bed. |