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BS: pet names

27 Jun 02 - 03:46 PM (#738419)
Subject: pet names
From: GUEST,Annie

After a boozy discussion with a few close friends, we talked about pet-names our boyfriends had for their 'bits'. My boyfriend (who shall remain nameless) calls his 'Moby Dick' (I think it's after the great white whale) I call it (when he's not around) prawn cocktail! My other friends boyfriends call theirs Rodger, Lanyard(?) and Gordan (gordan the go-for,it) Anyone else have queer pet-names they have heard.? or are our boyfriends a bit on the odd side.


27 Jun 02 - 04:15 PM (#738435)
Subject: RE: BS: pet names
From: Wesley S

Can't we find something better to talk about ?


28 Jun 02 - 05:00 AM (#738734)
Subject: RE: BS: pet names
From: greg stephens

Mine's called GUEST


28 Jun 02 - 05:44 AM (#738750)
Subject: RE: BS: pet names
From: Steve Parkes

If you're of a nervous disposition, look away now!



OK ... three young ladies were talking about pet names. The first said "I call my boy 'carpenter' -- 'cos he's good with his hands!"

Much merriment; then the second said "I call my boy 'preacher' -- 'cos' he's always praying for the second coming!"

More merriment. The third girl says "I call my boy 'beaujolais nouveau' ..."

After a long pause, the first girl says "Ain't that one of them fancy French liquors?"

"Sure is!!"

[Say it out loud ...]



OK, you can come back now.

Steve


28 Jun 02 - 05:51 AM (#738755)
Subject: RE: BS: pet names
From: fogie

Winston Churchill, on being told his flies were undone, said dead birds dont fall from their nests ! Tweety pie?


28 Jun 02 - 10:11 AM (#738841)
Subject: RE: BS: pet names
From: Mrrzy

I recall someone calling mine Pointdexter...


29 Jun 02 - 12:22 PM (#739425)
Subject: RE: BS: pet names
From: van lingle

LOL, Greg. vl (aka Slowpoke)


29 Jun 02 - 06:09 PM (#739540)
Subject: RE: BS: pet names
From: Jeanie

Look at the thread "Question for Wolfgang" (from a couple of days ago). The men of Bremen call theirs "Piedel", which is why there was some doubt about the Beatles being called the Beatles when they worked in North Germany at the start of their career!

- jeanie


30 Jun 02 - 07:54 AM (#739730)
Subject: RE: BS: pet names
From: 53

Samson