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01 Jul 02 - 12:00 PM (#740133) Subject: Song Titles We'll Never See From: katlaughing I'm a non-believer Big, Bad, Bush Bridge over muddy waters Acid rain keeps fallin' on my head A man's a woman for all that |
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01 Jul 02 - 12:49 PM (#740141) Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See From: mack/misophist Yes, you're right. And rightly so. |
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01 Jul 02 - 01:06 PM (#740152) Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See From: AliUK I left My Liver in San Diego President Bush is a Ver' Fine Fella Maggie T. we Love thee. |
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01 Jul 02 - 03:55 PM (#740243) Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See From: Irish sergeant The Ballad of George's Colonoscopy. What's that stain, Monica? Daisy cutters keep falling on my head,(The Afghan wedding song) More later, Irish Sergeant |
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01 Jul 02 - 06:46 PM (#740337) Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See From: Liz the Squeak That Country & Western Classic 'You're right, I'm an arrogant lying shit'..... LTS |
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01 Jul 02 - 06:50 PM (#740341) Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See From: greg stephens |
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01 Jul 02 - 06:54 PM (#740349) Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See From: Amos "I'll Give Up My Dog and My Pickup If You'll Just Say You Love Me, Daisy Mae...." "Saw Her Face -- Now I'm an Agnostic" "Who's Indifferent Now?" "You're the Reason God Made the Kalahari" "I'm Crawling the Ceiling Over You" "Lay Off Of My Blue Suede Athletic Supporter" "Half-Way House Rock" "If I Were a Cesspool Technician" "Seven Armenian Daemons" "I Love Cleveland in the Springtime" "Flatulent Emissions Get In Your Eyes" "Hey, Llewellyn..." "Love Letters in the Landfill" "You Make Me Feel So Senescent" Etc., etc., etc... |
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01 Jul 02 - 07:01 PM (#740353) Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See From: Bill D "No, Thanks, I Don't Want Another Beer" "Little Old Condo in Quivering Elms Lane" "The Crocheting Shanty" |
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01 Jul 02 - 07:02 PM (#740356) Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See From: Mountain Dog "Your Way" |
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01 Jul 02 - 07:10 PM (#740360) Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See From: Deckman I'll Meet You In The SPRING, If I Can Get Through The Mattress" |
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01 Jul 02 - 07:18 PM (#740368) Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See From: Mr Red Mares Eat Oats and Does eat Oats and Little Lambs Eat Ivy. I Did It The Other's Way.____Trouble Over Bridgwater Old York, Old York._______South Austria Me and Jones's Missus.______Buttock Up Joe. Farmers Bouy._____________God's Peed the Plough. Puff the Magic Dragoon..____Cigareets & Whiskey & Mild, Mild Women. |
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01 Jul 02 - 09:45 PM (#740438) Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See From: Bill D actually, I Did It "Their Way" has already been written in the database..by Bob Blue |
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01 Jul 02 - 09:47 PM (#740439) Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See From: RangerSteve 76 Accordions (led the big parade, with a hundred and ten ukeleles...) The Sleet in Crete (falls mainly in the street). Slightly Interestin' Rhythm Lady, Be At Least Moderately Well-Behaved When The Moon Comes Over The Condo Development I Wanna Be A Janitor's Sweetheart Just Stand There, Christian Soldiers Cinder Block of Ages
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02 Jul 02 - 01:18 AM (#740529) Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See From: katlaughing LOL...you guys are good! |
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02 Jul 02 - 01:27 AM (#740531) Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See From: GUEST,Sonja Amos, Bill D., Mr. Red., and Ranger Steve, I love these:
"I Love Cleveland in the Springtime"
Then there's
Golf Balls Keep Falling On My Head Sonja
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02 Jul 02 - 01:40 AM (#740534) Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See From: Genie The Days of Beer and Corn Chips How Can You Mend A Broken Nose? Follow The Drinking Crowd It's A Long Way To Simi Valley My Isle of Alcatraz I Left My Heart In Sacramento Love In The Nicotine (Bony Wraith) Muzak Cowboy, Stan
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02 Jul 02 - 02:14 AM (#740540) Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See From: Bullfrog Jones Georgia Went Down To Devon....
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02 Jul 02 - 02:26 AM (#740544) Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See From: Liz the Squeak Drink up thee Pimms and lemonade She streaked through the fair All right then, I'll stay with you Spanish ladies. As I walked one February afternoon Around her shoulders she wore a donkey jacket (with Dublin Council stamped across it) The Tofu Roast I bear in hand Oh the shearing you can do my ugly lassie-o I had a true love, I've got him still Oh when the saints go down the pub O for a thousand pounds to spend Lord of the couch What shall we do with the teetotal mariner? LTS (it's early, I've not had me chocolate ration yet....)
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02 Jul 02 - 06:23 AM (#740609) Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See From: greg stephens A Fine Sabbing Day |
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02 Jul 02 - 07:44 AM (#740620) Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See From: DMcG Those Child Ballads Classics:
Riddles no-one can make head or tale of |
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02 Jul 02 - 07:48 AM (#740624) Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See From: DMcG Not to forget Alison of the Different Metabolic Rate |
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02 Jul 02 - 07:53 AM (#740628) Subject: Song Titles We've written From: Mr Red Bill D
"The Crocheting Shanty" |
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02 Jul 02 - 04:25 PM (#740914) Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See From: Skipper Jack A few more Opal Wednesday This Won't Be The First Time Stand Under The Banana Tree with Everybody Thick Skinned Private Grocer If you are as clever as I think you are, you will suss these out! |
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02 Jul 02 - 07:48 PM (#741029) Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See From: Gloredhel "76 Accordions"? "The Tofu Roast"? I nearly fell off my chair. Those Gershwin classics:
'SAwful (And indebted to Ranger Steve for "Slightly Interesting Rhythm" and "Lady, Be at Least Moderately Well-Behaved") |
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02 Jul 02 - 08:00 PM (#741036) Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See From: katlaughing LOL..how about Stairway to Hades Ol' Man Sledge Camp Granola I wanna hold her twidgett Night Rider's Whoop-ti-do Streets of Rodeo (Roe-day-oh CA) Sealed with waxed lips |
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02 Jul 02 - 11:08 PM (#741128) Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See From: Genie Well, I once heard John Bartlett say he's yet to find a folk song with the lyric: "Oh, dig my grave both short and shallow... How about a Rodgers & Hammerstein title song: "North Dakota!" Then there's the New Orleans classic: "The Birth Of Rap." Or the John Phillip Sousa march: "The Stars and Stripes For A While" Or George M. Cohan's "Yankee Doodle Twit" and "You're An Adequate Flag." |
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02 Jul 02 - 11:21 PM (#741132) Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See From: katlaughing You ain't nothing but a skunk |
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02 Jul 02 - 11:31 PM (#741136) Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See From: DonMeixner American Cake, And I like You Some Blue Moon of Kennebunkport Love Letters in The Salad The Surrey with The Fridge On Top Oh Shit! The Witch Ain't Dead I'll Be Fleeing You Jimmy Crack Cows |
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03 Jul 02 - 12:13 AM (#741150) Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See From: GUEST,ozmacca Or for those with a scottish bent..... (oh, all right then - all together - bent what?) Cam Ye O'er Frae Belgium. Wild Mountain Fennel Wha Wadnae Fecht For Arthur Bonnie Up Skye Bus Song Hey, Johny Manage Easily Nancy Sherry Albino Lochnagar I Belong to Auchentogle
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03 Jul 02 - 12:16 AM (#741152) Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See From: Amos The Rock Island Plane The Pewter Self-Obsession Courting in the Privy The Parting Joint Kisses Sweeter Than Moxie The Coast of Middle-Class Civilization Flora, the Snapdragon of the Rust Belt Frankie and Brunhilda The Springhill Bake Sale The Routine Maintenance of the Old 97 Love, Oh Cautious and Methodical Love The Folsom Minimart Blues It Was Mild Interest, I Know Yipee, Ki-Yi, Line Up Single File and No Talking, Little Dogies Regards, A |
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03 Jul 02 - 12:37 AM (#741162) Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See From: Liz the Squeak Kat, you slay me!!!! Is a twidgett what I think it is??? Or should I get me coat?? LTS |
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03 Jul 02 - 12:43 AM (#741167) Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See From: JamesJim "That Silver Haired Uncle of Mine" "If you ain't got the Fa-So-La" "Life's Railway to Hell" "Contented Man Blues" "Hang Down your Head Bill Clinton" "(You know that's)The Fourth Thing on My Mind" JJim
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03 Jul 02 - 12:57 AM (#741170) Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See From: katlaughing You heard it here, first, LtS, from 1999 on a thread about a Salty Dog: WW, my friend and her boyfriend made up a term they could use in public with none the wiser. One day she finally told me what the heck she was talking about when referring to her "twidgett"! Couldn't ya just see the personal ads: Salty Dog heat-seeks twidgett for his moisture missile! (Thanks for those Jeri!) Or... Have I got a ding-a-ling for your twidgett! Dial 1-999-Salty Dog. Or... Fun-loving Twidgett seeks briney canine. Which leads me to....the next song title: Mrs. Dash Dog (in the US, Mrs. Dash is an herbal salt substitute) When the frogs came Resolution Mrs. Brown you've got an ugly hound dog Scarlett Latex Orb Hardback Penman Old Geezers at Home |
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03 Jul 02 - 02:39 AM (#741199) Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See From: katlaughing Rosin the Dough Heel and Toe Boys Mean She Lay (a mondregreen, sort of) Barber Allen Berber Allen Off over that multi-coloured arch in the sky Oral Lee Loving banjos It's a long way to Tupperware parties When it's raging torrents of melting snow runoffs in the shaky mountains |
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03 Jul 02 - 02:54 AM (#741205) Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See From: Bert ...I wanna hold her twidgett... That sounds kinda related to "and will let me lift me hand in her cuckoo's nest" |
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03 Jul 02 - 03:00 AM (#741209) Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See From: katlaughing Oooo, Bert! Does sound related, doesn't it? GOOD to see you!!! How about this, for one of yours, one of my favs: Non-organic blooming pods? luvyakat! |
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03 Jul 02 - 03:31 AM (#741217) Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See From: Bert Hi katmeluv, I'm back in PA for a short while and my ISP had lapsed while I was gone so it took me a week or so to get back on line. Bert (Size DOES matter ;-) |
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03 Jul 02 - 04:08 AM (#741226) Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See From: Escamillo "We don't need another loan" "Babe, give me back my savings" "IMF, stay away from my door" "A dollar, that's all I ask of you" "Go down, Duhalde" "Didn't your bank deliver some bucks ?" "Sometimes I feel like a jerk" (Today mi inspiration seems to be a little monotonous) Un abrazo - Andrés |
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03 Jul 02 - 06:39 AM (#741280) Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See From: Skipper Jack Red "Bargains" in the evening! There's a Second Hand Shop on the S Bend in Pittsburg Pennsylvania!
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03 Jul 02 - 07:31 AM (#741303) Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See From: CarolC Hello Dali & Smiley Face, You Got The Cutest Little Smiley Face |
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03 Jul 02 - 07:40 AM (#741312) Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See From: GUEST,tradman Not songs, but HUNDREDS of titles for non-existent tunes at Pay The Reckoning
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03 Jul 02 - 07:41 AM (#741314) Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See From: GUEST,tradman AAARGH Here's the correct link!
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03 Jul 02 - 08:57 AM (#741354) Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See From: Micca " OH, non-gender specific deity, our help in ages past"!! " The slurry with the gunge on top" " Rule Britania, Britania Waives the rules" " San Francisco bay Pinks" |
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03 Jul 02 - 10:03 AM (#741405) Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See From: Jack the Sailor No one's done the Beatles. Well maybe 1 or 2, but here's more The Day Before Yesterday I Wanna Hold Your Ham Five Days a Week and no More than 37.5 Hours (Federal employees version) Octopus is Grabbing Let it Bleed (oops been done) Hey Jar Jar Norwegian Woody Imaginary Baby I'm a Maze You're 16 (I'm 30 and in Jail) The End of the Lime OH! Bra "D" Back in the CIS Back in Russia Oh, I can't keep track Putin on the Ritz Band on the Rum Yoko, You Sing Like an Angel (by Paul) A Gay in the Life Brian Epstein, you Have a Lovely Bottom I Saw Him Standing There We Wanna be Butch Like the Stones Abby Rode The Beige Album Her Satanic Majesty's Request (oops again) Linda, You Sing Like and Angel (by John) Here Comes the Sum While my Banjo Bawls like a Baby Layla! Thats my Fecking WIFE you're Singing to!(George) I gonna make a bunch of bad movies (Ringo) Breakin' up ain't all that Hard to Do And the number one song you won't hear buy the Beatles. "A Post Humus Song By George"
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03 Jul 02 - 10:34 AM (#741427) Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See From: Micca The Boxers " I'm just some underwear my story's seldom told I would improve my persistence With a fresh piece of elastic All lies and jests Still a thong is what he wants to wear And just discard the vest " (NB a vest is an item of underwear in the UK, a bit like a T shirt but with thin straps overt the shoulders) |
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03 Jul 02 - 11:39 AM (#741471) Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See From: AliUK Brown-arsed Girl ( a Van Morrison Classic in the alternate dimension that I come from.) Take me Home Superhighway ( that country classic) "Jump a bit higher, on the fire, fill my Bumhole."(I can see them singing that down in cajun country) |
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03 Jul 02 - 02:17 PM (#741614) Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See From: Phillip Ewan MacColl did some good ones: The First Time Ever I Slapped Your Face and after a drunking session he did a whole Radio Ballad called The Big Hughie For Enron and World Com he wrote The Ballad of Non-Accounting. For US Presidents there was Go Down You Interns, Go Down and along those lines in an unpublished (Boo hoo) novel I wrote I had a rather disreputable character sing Luck be a lady tonight, Luck be a lady tonight, Luck if you ever were a lady to begin with be one I can sin with tonight Hamish Henderson was touched with that universal male wish when he wrote his great son Willie Mor.
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03 Jul 02 - 02:31 PM (#741629) Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See From: Mr Red Skipper Jack wasn't there a a minor hit in Russia amonst the yatch fraternity "Red Sons in the Sail Set" |
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03 Jul 02 - 02:37 PM (#741637) Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See From: Skipper Jack Mr Red You may well be right, sir! Then there's the Music Hall Song. There's an Old Stream by the Mill, Jelly Bean. |
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03 Jul 02 - 02:39 PM (#741642) Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See From: Phillip The NRA in the Bible Belt did Gun of a Preacher Man |
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03 Jul 02 - 02:41 PM (#741645) Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See From: Phillip Soft-voiced Bruce Springsteen hit first with Born To Hum |
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03 Jul 02 - 02:47 PM (#741650) Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See From: GUEST,Just Amy LOL - just damn amusing Mearly Miffed Maude (as opposed to Mad Maude) Ethel, the pirate's daughter (soemone has to write this sometime) Rollin' down to old Miami Broccoli Fields Sometimes The Wrench of the Edmund Fitzpatrick And the Beatles hit: Swedish Sapling |
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03 Jul 02 - 02:55 PM (#741656) Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See From: Little Hawk You're Not Having My Baby (Paul Anka) Schenectady! Schenectady! (Sinatra) Do You Think I'm Boring? (Rod Stewart) I Am Obnoxious (Helen Reddy) - LH
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03 Jul 02 - 03:02 PM (#741666) Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See From: Phillip The National Association of Voice Therapists adopted a song for their anthem - The Isley Brothers' Shout! |
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04 Jul 02 - 09:41 AM (#742167) Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See From: Irish sergeant One for all you proctologists: The first time ever I saw your Ass Frank Sinatra: It was a Very Good Beer. One for these days: The Weck or the Old Enwon Seven (AS done by Elmer Fudd) JOhn Denver: Rocky Mountain Fried More LAter, Irish Sergeant |
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04 Jul 02 - 06:58 PM (#742513) Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See From: RangerSteve I'm Tired, You're Going To Have To Drive Yourself Home, Kathleen Ida, Sweet as Filtered, Pasteurized Apple Juice Satin-like, Polyester Microfiber Doll When You and I Were Young, Irresponsible, Insufferable, Know-it-all Bratty Teenage Snots, Maggie
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04 Jul 02 - 07:26 PM (#742526) Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See From: Amergin you folks better watch it....after seeing this list some smartass is bound to write them.... |
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04 Jul 02 - 07:45 PM (#742536) Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See From: katlaughing I write the songs that make the people want to wring my neck Oh, Fanny-boy Mooned River The horny bull (Tijuana Brass) Conjure up in your mind, if you will (apologies to Lennon) Cathy's red-wigged, painted-faced, tongue-hanging, big-lipped loser drip Like a'pissing in the wind |
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04 Jul 02 - 08:07 PM (#742542) Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See From: The Walrus There are the Noel Coward songs: "Well disciplined dogs and the odd tourist" "Put your daughter on the stage (we need a good laugh)" "Oh sod it, LET'S be beastly to the Germans" "Swindon Pride" "On second thoughts, Let's not do it"
Two songs for this list which may or may not exist Regards Walrus |
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04 Jul 02 - 08:11 PM (#742545) Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See From: The Walrus Somebody please remind me next time, not to post at 1 in the morning.
as for songs. how about: Walrus |
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04 Jul 02 - 09:13 PM (#742568) Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See From: Genie Too many of 'em now to give kudos to each gem, but LOL! guys! How about: Gimmie Crack Coke And I Won't Care Polyesterie (Think about it.) The Wreck of The Reuben Sandwich Polish Pipe Dream The Speed Of The Sound Of Flatulence Slow Wit (by Hoyt Axton, as sung by the Pointer Sisters) Queen Of the Kennedy Half-Dollar The Seventeenth Time Ever I Saw Your Face Killing Me Softly With His Cooking Knights In White Satin Genie |
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04 Jul 02 - 09:39 PM (#742579) Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See From: Genie Actually I like "Killing Me Loudly With His Snoring" better. Man! I Feel Like A Nooner! Perspire (by Faith Hill) You Are The Smell Beneath My Arms Fwee Widdle Cockwoaches Bang Your Wife Slowly Day Trader (by the Beatles) As Snot Goes By Then there's the toddler classic "Makin' Poopie." Poofy, The Fabulous Dragoon Swing Low, Sweet Cheeks Rocky Ferret (by the Beatles) Oh, Blah Blah (again, by the Beatles) He Reeks, Does Sir Edmund Fitzgerald! Belly High (from South Pacific) I Could Have Slept All Night Some Day My Accountant Will Come MacNamara's Tan Lines Break The Wind (by Donovan) Piece Train (by Cat Stevens) |
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05 Jul 02 - 12:16 AM (#742632) Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See From: katlaughing Well done!! Great job everyone! |
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05 Jul 02 - 07:43 PM (#743132) Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See From: van lingle More Gershwin Standards: Someone to Get a Rest |
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05 Jul 02 - 07:46 PM (#743133) Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See From: van lingle Whoops, a little quick on the draw: Someone to Get a Restraining Order For. Our Love is a Transient Thing. Funny thread, kat. vl
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05 Jul 02 - 08:40 PM (#743143) Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See From: Jack the Sailor Sound of Sirens American Tuna
Feeling Groupies |
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05 Jul 02 - 09:47 PM (#743170) Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See From: GUEST,Sonja And Here's To You, Mrs. Miller Cry Me A Puddle (I Love Those) Deer Hearts And Chicken Gizzards Just Walkin' In The Acid Rain The Sun Shines Bright On My Old Seattle Home Only You (And A Few Others On The Side) -- The Platters Hairspray Gets In Your Eyes Ol' Man Sewer Pencil Thin Eyebrows -- Jimmy Buffett I Want A Squirrel (Just Like The Squirrel That Bit My Dear Old Dad) |
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05 Jul 02 - 11:11 PM (#743210) Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See From: katlaughing tks, vl Hit the road, splat! Mr. flat parcel deliverer On top of the pokey (US term for gaol/jail) All I can leave you is a mouthful of snogs (Apologies to Jerry Rasmussen!*bg) My love is like a thorny, prickly bush! Frere Jockstrap O dem slave-labour-made nike slippers |
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06 Jul 02 - 12:27 AM (#743228) Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See From: GUEST,Anita Thumbpick Nell Flaherty's Gerbil The Weekend Is Icumen In Stew On The Range I'm In The Cathouse Now - Jimmie Rodgers Hi! Said The Leather-Skinned Old Bat Shortenin' Skirts Soldiers' Hangover Aloha Oy! (Hawaiian Jewish song) Salad Of New Orleans When The Moon Comes Over The Transom (Frat house song) Cold, Cold Liver Daddy, You've Been On My Nerves Deep Is The Fart In Texas Drill, Ye Dentists, Drill Fat-Butt Floozie (With A Floy Doy) I Saw The Light (On Top Of The Squad Car) All God's Critters Got A Place In The Choir -- Except You, Murray! Odors Of The Wind (from "Poke and Haunt Us") If You Could Read My E-mail - Gordon Lightfoot San Mateo RosŽ (Wish That I could) Play the Accordion Like My Sister Kate Moonlint (by Hoagy Carmichael) Bitchy Woman - The Eagles
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