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04 Jul 02 - 05:41 PM (#742458)
Subject: Bad News for 'spaw & Little Hawk...
From: Wincing Devil

Lifetime Achievment award for You Know Who

What's next, a PhD? (Purely Honorary Doctorate)

Just what we need Dr. Shatner!


04 Jul 02 - 05:43 PM (#742462)
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From: Liz the Squeak

And what achievement is that, surviving this long with all his limbs and testicles??

LTS


04 Jul 02 - 05:49 PM (#742466)
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From: Wincing Devil

Pretty bad when TJ Hooker ran for 11 episodes longer that ST!


04 Jul 02 - 05:58 PM (#742471)
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From: C-flat

The man did more for the Wig and Corset industry than any other and deserves some recognition!


04 Jul 02 - 09:35 PM (#742577)
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From: artbrooks

The fact that his lifetime has lasted as long as it has without him being horsewhipped by an appreciator of either good acting or good science fiction is certainly an achievement. I do note that the organization giving him this award is the Temecula Valley International Film & Music Festival, which is perhaps not quite as well known as the Sundance Film Festival or Bertha's Mussels.


04 Jul 02 - 11:04 PM (#742606)
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From: Mickey191

Don Knotts must have been busy.


05 Jul 02 - 10:01 AM (#742842)
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From: Dave Bryant

It's acting, Art, but not as we know it!


05 Jul 02 - 11:09 AM (#742867)
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From: Little Hawk

LOL! Good one, Dave!

Well, this is a very timely honour for the Great William Shatner, thespian extraordinaire. The WSSBA will rush key personnel down so we can get photos of this historic occasion, and hopefully a Shatner autograph as well! Per Ardua ad Astra!

You're right, it's bad news for Spaw. He is sulking bigtime because Shatner has become Mudcat's most deathless icon ever, eclipsing feeble characters such as Paw & Cletus, not to mention that pathetic opossum! I doubt that he will even acknowledge the existence of this thread...

- LH


05 Jul 02 - 02:14 PM (#742979)
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From: mack/misophist

Dear Liz the Squeak,

Just what makes you think Shatner survived with his testicles? Have you been checking? And what makes you think he ever had any?


05 Jul 02 - 02:48 PM (#742997)
Subject: RE: BS: Bad News for 'spaw & Little Hawk...
From: Amos

Li'l Hack, the Official Iconographers of the Mudcat community Records have advised me with regrets that while they have reams of files covering the misadventures of Cleigh, the Reg brothers, the ructions of Cletus and his gang, they do not seem to have any records on file concerning this William Whoosis that you are so obsessed with.

Let nme also point out that Temecula is a minor second-rate bedroom community far to the nort of San Diego, known for almost-good wine, almost-decent housing, and for having had a folksinger through once.

However the Archivist of Mudcat Icons has personally advised me that they are considering opening a file on you, yourself, as a candidate for the Icon of unbounded irerelevancy and content-free posting in light of your almost obsessive efforts concerning this Wilhelm, or whatever, character.

The Board also wants to wish you the very best of luck in the upcoming Mudcat Wannabi award, named after the great movie actor Obie Kenobi Wannabi; the award includes a lifetime supply of Guiness, providing the winning smart Alec is over forty. Good luck with it, now!!

A


05 Jul 02 - 04:20 PM (#743054)
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From: Little Hawk

Amos, those allegations are in the main so scurrilous and so utterly unfounded that I think the only thing I can do is refer you to my friend Shane McB---- (Blind DRunk in Blind River), as he is versed in a level of repartee worthy of providing you with a full and appropriate response to said allegations...

As far as Temecula goes, however, I would have to agree...you assessment of that community is accurate. Things may pick up now that Big Bill has been there.

- LH


05 Jul 02 - 05:15 PM (#743082)
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From: Jack the Sailor

Congratulations William! And congratulations to the Temecula Valley International Film & Music Festival, The have, in one fell swoop been elevated to the status of major festival, in the same way that a little tourney called "the masters" was elevated to that level with the participation of a young amateur named Bobby Jones.

Obviously Shatner's iconhood only continues to grow as jealous mudcatters erect one institution and fictional personage after another to keep him out. "Li'l Hack, the Official Iconographers of the Mudcat community Records" is just another such construct. These false entities are coated around Shatner's iconhood, like the pearl around a grain of sand, only helping to make him the biggest, roundest and shiniest of all.


05 Jul 02 - 08:11 PM (#743137)
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From: Little Hawk

LOL! Those are inspired words, Jack! In fact, they are so marvelous that we are going to erect a plaque at the WSSBA bearing those golden words. You will be credited as the author, thus attaining immortality in your own right. You are a true connoiseur of the Fine Arts at their very best, as demonstrated by Le Shatner, Canada's ultimate gift to the World!

- LH


05 Jul 02 - 09:21 PM (#743159)
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From: Jack the Sailor

Don't give the credit to me. Amos is the inspiration. I'm sure he will be proud to take credit for immortalizing Shatner.


05 Jul 02 - 10:45 PM (#743198)
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From: Little Hawk

No doubt...

- LH


06 Jul 02 - 02:15 AM (#743248)
Subject: RE: BS: Bad News for 'spaw & Little Hawk...
From: CarolC

Shatner est comme la perle autour d'un grain du sable; le plus grand, le plus rond et le plus brillant de tous.

(French brought to you courtesy of Babel Fish)


06 Jul 02 - 10:31 AM (#743312)
Subject: RE: BS: Bad News for 'spaw & Little Hawk...
From: Little Hawk

Very cool. Where do I find the translating program, so I can put it into Russian?

- LH


06 Jul 02 - 11:43 AM (#743329)
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From: InOBU

Beam me up Scottie, no intelligent life on THIS planit... Larry


06 Jul 02 - 04:54 PM (#743438)
Subject: RE: BS: Bad News for 'spaw & Little Hawk...
From: CarolC

Hey, LH. Look in between the posts on this thread. You should see four clickable links (in blue). Post - Top - Forum Home - Translate. Click on Translate and that will take you to the program.


06 Jul 02 - 04:56 PM (#743439)
Subject: RE: BS: Bad News for 'spaw & Little Hawk...
From: CarolC

(Actually, LH, some of the links might not be blue, but Translate probably will be.)


06 Jul 02 - 06:22 PM (#743473)
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From: Little Hawk

Ich denke, daß William Shatner der größte Schauspieler aller Zeit ist! Er ist nicht angepaßt! Er ist eine Perle über Preis, einem immortal Stern des Stadiums und Schirm hinaus! Er sollte gebildet werden Führer der gesamten Welt meiner Meinung nach! - LH


06 Jul 02 - 07:00 PM (#743488)
Subject: RE: BS: Bad News for 'spaw & Little Hawk...
From: Amos

Jesus!! Talk about scurrilous -- how about pretending to speak a foreign language so you can have your wicked way with impressionable minds??!!

You guys are beneath my alleged dignity, and that ain't sayin' a helluva lot!! LOL!

A


06 Jul 02 - 07:03 PM (#743489)
Subject: RE: BS: Bad News for 'spaw & Little Hawk...
From: Jack the Sailor

Amos, votre dignité alléguée est seulement surpassés par votre imagination fertile.


06 Jul 02 - 07:10 PM (#743494)
Subject: RE: BS: Bad News for 'spaw & Little Hawk...
From: CarolC

Il n'y a rien sous notre dignité.

(Blah blah blah, courtesy of Babel Fish)


06 Jul 02 - 07:19 PM (#743497)
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From: The Pooka

Weeee doan neeeeed no steeeeeeeeenkin' deeeeeegnity.


06 Jul 02 - 07:39 PM (#743501)
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From: The Pooka

Doubtless this masterpiece has oft been noted on the *B*ill *S*hatner threads, but - recently I saw the olllllld Twilight Zone episode about airplane Gremlins, Shatner playing the passenger who, alone, could see them. I can truthfully say I have never ever seen such a performance by any other actor. Iconic, to be sure. Quintessential. Homeric. In the climax Shatner falls out of the plane. He lives.


06 Jul 02 - 11:47 PM (#743587)
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From: Amos

L'uomo che anziano Shatner è un pathetic è stato con la meno immaginazione che un quark; che nessun nmore si merita di essere iconified qui che Jed Cespuglio!

È grasso, inept, con acuto di spirito, ritarda della risposta e circa agile come la a waterlogged il bagel.

Non ha niente offrire questa Comunità tranne il dissonancia, la flatulenza, il lassitude insipido ed abbassarsi, callowness del jejeune. Dovrebbe essere trasportato oltre nostro ulteriore orizzonte senza esitazione.

Riguardi più gentili,

A


07 Jul 02 - 12:21 AM (#743603)
Subject: RE: BS: Bad News for 'spaw & Little Hawk...
From: CarolC

Woaahhh...


07 Jul 02 - 01:13 AM (#743631)
Subject: RE: BS: Bad News for 'spaw & Little Hawk...
From: Little Hawk

Amos, are you saying:

The man who old Shatner is a pathetic has been with the little imagination that a quark; that no nmore is deserved here of being iconified that Jed Bush! It is fat, inept, with acute of spirit, delays of the answer and approximately agile like to waterlogged the bagel. It does not have nothing to offer this Community except the dissonancia, the flatulence, the lassitude insipid and to lower themselves, callowness of the jejeune. It would have to be transported beyond our ulterior horizon without hesitation. Kinder cares, A

Is that what you're saying?

Or are you saying:

Der Mann, der altes Shatner ein pathetic ist, ist mit der wenig Phantasie die ein quark gewesen; daß kein nmore hier vom Sein verdient wird, iconified dieses Jed Busch! Es ist fett, nichtig, mit akutem des Geistes, verzögert von der Antwort und ungefähr beweglich wie zu waterlogged den Bagel. Er hat nicht nichts, diese Gemeinschaft ausgenommen das dissonancia, die Blähung, das fade lassitude anzubieten und sich, callowness zu senken des jejeune. Er würde über unserem entfernteren Horizont ohne Zögern hinaus transportiert werden müssen. Freundlichere Obacht, A

Or was it:

My old the filbert pathetic Shatner mumbleberries, in midlife chysanthemumistic verdant world, inconified with diseases like unto Jed Bush! Mortificationally integrated I wallow in an undignified posture, to recite with bland insouciance not withheld, dissonantly scheming, faded like old pillowcases in the callow hideyhole, sinking with fond acclaim. I was under usury enterprising horizontally one zither without transport wearing a toque. Kindest regards, A

Well? I think something is wrong here...

- LH


07 Jul 02 - 01:46 AM (#743646)
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From: Amos

Mon vieux 'Ack:

Notice that no matter how brilliant the design, how intricate the machinery, all attempts at simple understanding are crashing around your ears?

Deep lesson appears before you; trust not the fire of your own communication to careless automation and devices of mindless reactions! Accept no substitutes!!

I will send a bill.

Kindest regards,

Liebenscheiss


07 Jul 02 - 03:48 AM (#743686)
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From: GUEST,Son of Shitener

hawn hawn... Zere ees zomzeeng on zee weeng..zom...ZEENG!


07 Jul 02 - 04:34 AM (#743702)
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From: Jack the Sailor

¡Elijo la lengua de Cervantes!

Nuestro amigo Amos tiene verdad en sus palabras. Con todo él continúa participando en el iconifycation "del gran Shatner".

Las cosas son stanger que podemos soñar en nuestras filosofías humildes.


07 Jul 02 - 04:58 AM (#743716)
Subject: RE: BS: Bad News for 'spaw & Little Hawk...
From: Jack the Sailor

O vencedor de "do copo do mundo 2002 FIFA" emite esta mensagem importante.

Eu detecto a confiança tremenda nas palavras dos Amos. Mas, os Amos sabem o poder de Shatner? Os Amos não sabem que o que vê de Shatner é somente a parte do iceberg que não é escondido.


07 Jul 02 - 05:12 AM (#743722)
Subject: RE: BS: Bad News for 'spaw & Little Hawk...
From: Jack the Sailor

Ich habe einen schreibenfehler gemacht. Ist hier der geänderte Text.

¡Elijo la lengua de Cervantes! El nuestros el amigo AAAS tienen verdad en sus palabras. Pero, Asss continúa iconify "el gran Shatner". Hay más extraño que podemos soñar en nuestras filosofías humildes.


07 Jul 02 - 07:30 AM (#743744)
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From: Hrothgar

And your mother!!!


07 Jul 02 - 09:42 AM (#743766)
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From: Amos

La parte dell'iceberg non nascosto è la parte che lungamente è stata affondata,


07 Jul 02 - 11:58 AM (#743840)
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From: Troll

Someone has too much time on his/her hands.

troll


07 Jul 02 - 01:36 PM (#743883)
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From: The Pooka

***LOL!!!*** Whew. Incroyable.


07 Jul 02 - 03:09 PM (#743923)
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From: Jack the Sailor

Pero por supuesto es la parte debajo de la superficie.

Troll! Dieses ist ernst. Sie müssen etwas finden, damit Ihre untätigen Hände tun, bevor der Teufel sie gebraucht.


07 Jul 02 - 04:08 PM (#743949)
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From: artbrooks

Wee willie (huumm...a description, perhaps, or an uncorrectable deficiency?) isn't worth discussing in ANY language.


07 Jul 02 - 04:17 PM (#743954)
Subject: RE: BS: Bad News for 'spaw & Little Hawk...
From: Jack the Sailor

Sì, ma ancora lui è discusso.


07 Jul 02 - 04:27 PM (#743958)
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From: Little Hawk

Hijo de la guayapa!

- LH


07 Jul 02 - 04:36 PM (#743959)
Subject: RE: BS: Bad News for 'spaw & Little Hawk...
From: Amos

Et ta mere, elle pisse bleu!! Que veux-tu tinter. alors??

A


08 Jul 02 - 11:40 AM (#744368)
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From: Jack the Sailor

Veuillez laisser ma mère hors de ceci! elle n'a pas l'urine bleue et qu'elle n'a pas des bottes d'armée.

jts